DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/06/2011    Duedate: 09/19/2011

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-688

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LUAU LILA
BEACH BABES (309)
(7-6065) [18-19-1,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ALPHONSO BLACK                 POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)                
(7-6108) [14-5-1,105]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORSINIUS                       ALPHONSO BLACK
SENTINELS (122)                SENTINELS (122)
(7-6073) [18-11-0,79]          (7-6108) [14-5-1,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BEACH BABES (309)           35
2. THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)     0      SENTINELS (122)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548)          0      Unchartered Team
4. SENTINELS (122)             -9
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          481 326 23 59.6   1- 1 CHURCH LADIES (548)       7  0 0
 2- 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)      145 120 17 54.7   2/ 2 SENTINELS (122)           7  8 1
 3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)        886 %1224 27 42.0   3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         6  9 1
 4- 4*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)   9  14  1 39.1   4- 4*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)  1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 683): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 565): I. M. WEASEL of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 688): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 660): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 679): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 287): ORSINIUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 672): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 673): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 672): SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 627): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 620): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 571): TAC TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): MAX WEBER of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 565): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 683): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 565): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 687): BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 660): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 679): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 287): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 672): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 673): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 672): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 627): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 620): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 571): VENTUR BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 565) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): MECHANON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
               (turn 683): GIDGET IMER of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, BONSUR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, CHURCH LADIES, since 
SENTINELS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see SKARA BRAE win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, ALPHONSO BLACK beat REDONDO RHONDA and REDONDO RHONDA lost 5 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as LUAU LILA 
takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The 
Warty Toad, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this 
stuff?  From BONSUR's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for BONSUR's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the BONSUR arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUAU LILA 6065               18  19  1   103       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALPHONSO BLACK 6108          14   5  1   105       SENTINELS (122)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REDONDO RHONDA 6066          18  19  1    81       BEACH BABES (309)
 ORSINIUS 6073                18  11  0    79       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EILEEN 6126                   8   1  1    61       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-MARGO 6091                    9   4  0    60       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEBBIE 6127                   4   0  0    33       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-FARGO 6159                    4   0  0    25       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARY ANN 6183                 2   0  0    22       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 PEARL WHITE 6170              2   5  0    22       BEACH BABES (309)
 DELLEA DOVER 6175             2   4  1    21       BEACH BABES (309)
-VARIANCE 6178                 1   0  0    20       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
 SKARA BRAE 6192               1   0  0    20       SENTINELS (122)
 WHISKEYJACK 6152              4   5  0    17       SENTINELS (122)
-PAM 6171                      1   1  0     8       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 DRIBBINIUS 6191               1   0  0     5       SENTINELS (122)
 BELLE TREE 6190               0   1  0     1       BEACH BABES (309)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SARAH SUNDANCE 6038    17 31 1 BEACH BABES 309      ALPHONSO BLACK 6108   687   
CORK & CLEAVER 6179     0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 0 576 DELLEA DOVER 6175     687   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Orsinius -- I thank you for keeping me out of the path of that killer, Alphonso.
Although more than one skill would have been okay.  Come to the cabana for Sarah's
wake. -- Redondo Rhonda

Debbie -- Your teeth will get yellow. -- Pearl White
P.S.  And I'll laugh.

Ah, M. Chardinee.  But he was polite today. -- Luau Lila
P.S.  Wants an invitation to the wake, I guess.  What the heck, he can come.

Alphonso Black -- That was a very strange experience.  But I won't repeat it.  Once
was enough. -- Sarah Sundance

Ghost of Cork and Cleaver -- Really sorry.  I got excited when I saw I could maybe
win.  Didn't know what I was doing, you know? -- Dellea Dover

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ORSINIUS was devastated by LUAU LILA in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ALPHONSO BLACK vanquished REDONDO RHONDA in a 2 minute brutal uneven battle.
WHISKEYJACK was narrowly defeated by DELLEA DOVER in a 2 minute duel.
PEARL WHITE devastated CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BELLE TREE was defeated by DRIBBINIUS in a 1 minute amateur's match.
SKARA BRAE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  15 -  2      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  16 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   9 -  2      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 688 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ALPHONSO BLACK 6108        14   5  1  105 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK  ORSINIUS 6073              18  11  0   79 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORSINIUS 6073.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ALPHONSO BLACK 6108.  The ten other most popular fighters were DELLEA DOVER 6175, 
LUAU LILA 6065, WHISKEYJACK 6152, DRIBBINIUS 6191, REDONDO RHONDA 6066, PEARL WHITE 
6170, SKARA BRAE 6192, ORSINIUS 6073, BELLE TREE 6190, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BELLE TREE 6190.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ORSINIUS 6073, SKARA BRAE 6192, PEARL WHITE 6170, REDONDO RHONDA 6066, 
DRIBBINIUS 6191, WHISKEYJACK 6152, LUAU LILA 6065, DELLEA DOVER 6175, ALPHONSO BLACK 
6108, and  0.