DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/20/2011    Duedate: 10/03/2011

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-689

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ALPHONSO BLACK
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6108) [15-5-1,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ALPHONSO BLACK                 POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)                
(7-6108) [15-5-1,111]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ORSINIUS                       EILEEN
SENTINELS (122)                CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-6073) [19-11-1,110]         (7-6126) [9-1-1,69]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SENTINELS (122)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122)             43
2. CHURCH LADIES (548)         22      SENTINELS (122)
3. THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)     0      Unchartered Team
4. BEACH BABES (309)           -6
                                       THE BOWLS (578)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          484 328 25 59.6   1/ 2 SENTINELS (122)           8  7 3
 2/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)      149 120 17 55.4   2/ 1 CHURCH LADIES (548)       7  0 0
 3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)        887 %1228 27 41.9   3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         6  9 1
 4- 4*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)   9  14  1 39.1   4- 4*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)  1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 684): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 566): BIG BIRD of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 689): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 661): DA VINCI CODE of TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 685): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 680): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 288): LUAU LILA of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 673): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 674): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): HOPE SPRINGS of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 290): QUITA ROSALA of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 621): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 572): TACK TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 272): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 265): I'M POWERLESS of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 518): INFERNO of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 241): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 566): KALIDOR of HYBORIAN (Buri, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 684): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 566): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 688): BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 661): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 685): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 680): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 288): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 673): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 674): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 290): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 621): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 572): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 272): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 265): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 518): DIASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 241): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 566) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 689): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): MECHANON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 673): HOPE SPRINGS of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
                           SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 628): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                  (turn 677): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 265): I'M POWERLESS of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
              (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Orsinius, what were you THINKING?  You didn't write a column, so, poof, you lost
the title.  Not that writing a column is a guarantee!  But silence accomplishes very
little in this kind of situation.  Hmm.  Maybe you need to come by the cabana so we
can, um, lubricate your pipes?

                                    Luau Lila

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
BONSUR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, CHURCH LADIES, since 
SENTINELS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see ORSINIUS win a fight and gain 31 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, DEBBIE beat PEARL WHITE and PEARL WHITE lost 1 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  ALPHONSO BLACK challenged BONSUR's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And 
it's out with the old, in with the new, as ALPHONSO BLACK takes the Title and last 
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
BONSUR?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
BONSUR, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  CHURCH LADIES the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like SENTINELS avoided 
them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for BONSUR's 
morgue.  More variety.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  REDONDO RHONDA, a glorious 
18-19-1 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad BEACH BABES.  We're all going to die 
in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in BONSUR to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of BONSUR.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALPHONSO BLACK 6108          15   5  1   111       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORSINIUS 6073                19  11  1   110       SENTINELS (122)
 LUAU LILA 6065               18  20  1    98       BEACH BABES (309)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EILEEN 6126                   9   1  1    69       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARGO 6091                    9   4  0    60       CHURCH LADIES (548)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEBBIE 6127                   5   0  0    36       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY ANN 6183                 3   0  0    28       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 DELLEA DOVER 6175             3   4  1    26       BEACH BABES (309)
 SKARA BRAE 6192               2   0  1    26       SENTINELS (122)
-FARGO 6159                    4   0  0    25       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEARL WHITE 6170              2   6  0    21       BEACH BABES (309)
-VARIANCE 6178                 1   0  0    20       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
 WHISKEYJACK 6152              4   6  0    18       SENTINELS (122)
 PAM 6171                      2   1  0    13       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 DRIBBINIUS 6191               1   1  0     4       SENTINELS (122)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BELLE TREE 6190         0  2 0 BEACH BABES 309      SKARA BRAE 6192       689   
REDONDO RHONDA 6066    18 20 1 BEACH BABES 309      ORSINIUS 6073         689   
SARAH SUNDANCE 6038    17 31 1 BEACH BABES 309      ALPHONSO BLACK 6108   687   
CORK & CLEAVER 6179     0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 0 576 DELLEA DOVER 6175     687   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hey!  Where'd everyone go?  Sure, Bonsur hasn't been a big arena for a while, but
only us and the Babes?   Not that being alone with the Babes on the sand is a bad
thing, mind you, but that is best reserved for the beach sands. -- Sentinels

Lila -- Hey!  You stole my throne!  Well, maybe you didn't steal it.  Sorta beat me
for it.  Well done.  We'll have to see if Alphonso lets you keep it. -- Orsinius

Dellea -- Thta is not how I envisioned that fight.  Next time, and I am confident
there will be a next time, I expect a different result.  For now, I will drown my
sorrows in smash. -- Whiskeyjack, who yes, has a bit of the Jay in his name.

Belle Tree -- A new Sentinel and a new Babe.  It seems we were destined to meet. --
Dribbinius

Orsinius -- Could you possibly have had an input error? -- Luau Lila, rereading the
fight report

Alphonso Black -- Suddenly... everything went black before my eyes! -- Redondo Rhonda
P.S.  It was just my hat slipping forward.  Good thing, huh?

Whiskey Jack -- Noisy bird.  But all noise and not much in the way of claw and beak.
It isn't like it's a bird of PREY, after all. -- Dellea Dover
P.S.  I'd rather fight you than a vulture, too.

The arenamaster should've let me kill the Condemned Pirate.  After all, he was
CONDEMNED. -- Pearl White

Dribbinius -- Oops, I guess I let my natural orcish antipathy for elves get the
better of my judgment.  Next time, more of a fight. -- Belle Tree
P.S.  But the way you were dribbling in your beard was fairly disgusting.  Even orcs
consider it a gross personal habit.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALPHONSO BLACK bested LUAU LILA in a 1 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
WHISKEYJACK was subdued by DELLEA DOVER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
ORSINIUS assassinated REDONDO RHONDA in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
EILEEN overpowered VICIOUS PIRATE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
DEBBIE won victory over PEARL WHITE in a 1 minute bloody fight.
PAM beat DRIBBINIUS in a popular 1 minute amateur's brawl.
SKARA BRAE easily killed BELLE TREE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MARY ANN vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  14 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  15 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   9 -  2      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  11 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 689 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ALPHONSO BLACK 6108        15   5  1  111 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK  ORSINIUS 6073              19  11  1  110 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   EILEEN 6126                 9   1  1   69 CHURCH LADIES (548)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ORSINIUS 6073.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was EILEEN 6126.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALPHONSO BLACK 6108, 
DELLEA DOVER 6175, ORSINIUS 6073, DEBBIE 6127, PAM 6171, DRIBBINIUS 6191, MARY ANN 
6183, LUAU LILA 6065, WHISKEYJACK 6152, and SKARA BRAE 6192.

The least popular fighter this week was BELLE TREE 6190.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PEARL WHITE 6170, REDONDO RHONDA 6066, SKARA BRAE 6192, WHISKEYJACK 
6152, LUAU LILA 6065, MARY ANN 6183, DRIBBINIUS 6191, PAM 6171, DEBBIE 6127, and 
ORSINIUS 6073.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ORSINIUS (7-6073) SENTINELS (122)