DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 01/24/2012 Duedate: 02/06/2012 BONSUR ARENA DM-7 TURN-698 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS NIKKI NAILS TOOL SHED (262) (7-6095) [9-3-0,91] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader NIKKI NAILS MAIDEN HAIR PASTA TOOL SHED (262) SHEWISH PICNIC (580) (7-6095) [9-3-0,91] (7-6221) [1-0-0,9] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite ANNIE AWL NIKKI NAILS TOOL SHED (262) TOOL SHED (262) (7-3432) [10-6-0,44] (7-6095) [9-3-0,91] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM SENTINELS (122) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SENTINELS (122) 41 2. BEACH BABES (309) 21 SENTINELS (122) 3. SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 13 Unchartered Team 4. ADULT SWIM (579) 7 5. DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 6 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 502 345 25 59.3 1/ 3 SENTINELS (122) 8 2 0 2/ 4 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 16 13 0 55.2 2/ 1 TOOL SHED (262) 8 4 0 3/ 3 TOOL SHED (262) 68 61 0 52.7 3/ 2 BEACH BABES (309) 7 8 0 4/ 5 BEACH BABES (309) 909 %1251 27 42.1 4/ 5 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 2 2 0 5/ 0*SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 1 4 0 20.0 5/ 0*SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 1 4 0 6/ 6 DAYS OF OLD (561) 5 27 0 15.6 6/ 6 DAYS OF OLD (561) 0 4 0 7- 7*DEMONIC FURY (573) 1 6 0 14.3 7- 7*DEMONIC FURY (573) 0 2 0 8/ 0*ADULT SWIM (579) 0 1 0 0.0 8/ 0*ADULT SWIM (579) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 639): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 575): GNU I KNEW of GNU TEAM (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 698): EXISTENCE MUNDANE of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 670): BRAVE 2 of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 694): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 689): FLASHER of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 297): NIKKI NAILS of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 682): WILD THINGS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 683): LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 682): RED HOUSE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 648): RHAKARAS of TEMPLE OF STEEL (Hawk, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 637): VONSITAN KORV of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 630): HENDRIX of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 581): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 276): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 527): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 245): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 575): THUNDER BUG of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 693): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 575): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 698): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 670): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 694): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 689): SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 297): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 682): ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 683): RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 682): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 648): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 637): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 630): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 581): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 276): FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 527): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 245): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 575) PUNCHILINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 692): JOSH of CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 698): EXISTENCE MUNDANE of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 670): BRAVE 2 of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) (turn 669): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 682): WILD THINGS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 681): BLAKSKUL of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 580): WHAT of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) SPY REPORT I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit the road, Debby Tonte. BONSUR needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, TOOL SHED, but SENTINELS was just too good to be stopped. MVP award for ANZAHANZEK? SENTINELS' proud of him after beating PEARL WHITE and getting 19 points. Talk about yer major upsets! SAW HORSE's match with WHISKEYJACK cost him a loss of 17 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think NIKKI NAILS should let KUNG-FU MASTER be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these really neat Spyreports can it? The warriors of TOOL SHED must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? I don't know what SENTINELS' been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from TOOL SHED, that's fer sher. Can TOOL SHED's SAW HORSE be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the same? What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.) I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. BONSUR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NIKKI NAILS 6095 9 3 0 91 TOOL SHED (262) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DELLEA DOVER 6175 9 7 1 74 BEACH BABES (309) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WHISKEYJACK 6152 8 9 0 66 SENTINELS (122) BALOR 5894 4 1 0 60 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) SKARA BRAE 6192 7 2 1 59 SENTINELS (122) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BALOR 5759 6 3 0 48 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) SAW HORSE 3430 10 7 0 46 TOOL SHED (262) ANNIE AWL 3432 10 6 0 44 TOOL SHED (262) CHAOTIC DEATH 5978 4 26 0 38 DAYS OF OLD (561) ANNALEE 6201 6 3 0 35 BEACH BABES (309) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ANZAHANZEK 6204 3 3 0 28 SENTINELS (122) PEARL WHITE 6170 5 12 0 27 BEACH BABES (309) WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 4 3 0 27 TOOL SHED (262) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MONA FROM MAUI 6226 3 1 0 23 BEACH BABES (309) OLAF 6211 3 1 0 23 SENTINELS (122) BELLAMORE 6202 3 6 0 19 BEACH BABES (309) -ROSE 6139 1 0 0 12 DEMONIC FURY (573) OZAWINDIB 6212 1 3 0 9 SENTINELS (122) MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221 1 0 0 9 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) GUMBERCULES 6214 0 1 0 7 ADULT SWIM (579) -FLOWER CHILD 5980 1 0 0 5 DAYS OF OLD (561) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? BREAKFAST 6222 0 1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580 MOUNTAIN TROLL 698 NONE DINNER 6223 0 1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580 STONE GOLEM 698 NONE LUNCH 6220 0 1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580 STONE GOLEM 698 NONE THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? SNACK 6219 0 1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580 MOUNTAIN TROLL 698 NONE PERSONAL ADS Skara -- Nothing Chaotic about that. You hit me in a very orderly fashion, over and over and over again. -- Chaotic Of course I lost to the Khalhums Dwarf, how could it be otherwise? I don't have enough experience to defeat him yet, and besides, he hadn't shaved before the fight. That really puts me off a man. -- Dellea Dover P.S. And of course it was a "slim" loss. I *am* slim, and he is not. Whiskeyjack -- Ah, you've been practicing. You were already good at losing, now you're getting better and better at winning. Awkward for me. -- Annalee Annie Awl -- I feel like I've been drilled to make a string of beads. This is not what I expected of life. -- Pearl White Woodchip Willa -- Damn, splinters everywhere! Plus, I'm getting a really bad habit here. -- Bellamore P.S. The habit of losing. I don't like it, but I can't seem to help it. Anzahanzek -- I asked Debby Tonte about you--we talk a lot on the beaches, you know-- and what *she* says is, you must be from a place where everyone stands on their heads and the seasons are backward. That doesn't make a lot of sense to me, so I think maybe I won't ask her stuff again. -- Mona from Maui LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SNACK was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. DINNER was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. LUNCH was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. BREAKFAST was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. CHAOTIC DEATH was devastated by SKARA BRAE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest. WHISKEYJACK overpowered SAW HORSE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. NIKKI NAILS viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight. DELLEA DOVER devastated ANNIE AWL in a action packed 1 minute one-sided competition. BALOR vanquished MONA FROM MAUI in a 1 minute uneven duel. PEARL WHITE was vanquished by ANZAHANZEK in a 1 minute uneven fight. WOODCHIP WILLA lost to ANNALEE in a 2 minute fight. BELLAMORE outlasted OZAWINDIB in a dull 7 minute match. OLAF overpowered GUMBERCULES in a 1 minute one-sided fight. MAIDEN HAIR PASTA subdued MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's competition. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 4 - 0 71 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 8 - 0 64 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 1 60 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 5 - 0 58 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 7 - 0 46 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 0 42 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 13 - 0 41 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 1 39 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 11 - 19 - 0 37 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 698 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK NIKKI NAILS 6095 9 3 0 91 TOOL SHED (262) PARRY-RIPOSTE DELLEA DOVER 6175 9 7 1 74 BEACH BABES (309) LUNGING ATTACK BALOR 5894 4 1 0 60 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) BASHING ATTACK SKARA BRAE 6192 7 2 1 59 SENTINELS (122) TOTAL PARRY SAW HORSE 3430 10 7 0 46 TOOL SHED (262) AIMED BLOW ANNALEE 6201 6 3 0 35 BEACH BABES (309) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432. The most popular warrior this turn was NIKKI NAILS 6095. The ten other most popular fighters were WHISKEYJACK 6152, SKARA BRAE 6192, DELLEA DOVER 6175, BALOR 5894, ANNALEE 6201, MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221, SNACK 6219, ANNIE AWL 3432, ANZAHANZEK 6204, and OLAF 6211. The least popular fighter this week was BELLAMORE 6202. The other ten least popular fighters were GUMBERCULES 6214, OZAWINDIB 6212, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, PEARL WHITE 6170, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, SAW HORSE 3430, CHAOTIC DEATH 5978, BREAKFAST 6222, LUNCH 6220, and DINNER 6223. MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLVIII PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ZERO 3156 (201-134-7) 9 3 0 WASTELAND II BRAIN 2962 (131-107-4) 4 3 0 INSP GADGETS MINIONS MOTHER BEAR 3172 (190-123-3) 2 3 0 THE BEARS PICASSO 1534 (118-104-8) 1 4 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MACA-RAUNCHY SALAD 2358 (148-97-7) 9 3 0 SATAN'S DELI ISABEL 3540 (107-114-0) 7 3 0 WASTELAND II GRINGOLD 2416 (81-102-3) 4 3 0 SEA DOGS JUNINHO 4001 (40-19-1) 2 3 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BETTERTHANEVER 5932 (29-10-0) 15 1 0 WASTELAND II ROCKWELL 5003 (36-34-0) 6 3 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS MAD CAT 2965 (75-52-6) 2 3 0 INSP GADGETS MINIONS ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SWEATY 4850 (15-9-0) 12 3 0 BRAIN TENACIOUS 5337 (125-60-1) 5 3 0 BATHTUB ARMADA FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME FATALITY 5820 (17-4-0) 5 3 0 BRUTAL LEGION CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ESCHER 5201 (16-9-1) 2 3 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS PIRES 5665 (14-6-0) 0 3 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BALOR 5894 (3-1-0) 6 3 0 DEMONS & DEVILS DEBBIE 6127 (6-0-0) 3 3 1 CHURCH LADIES INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME REPEL 3160 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 MOUNTAIN MEN APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME AZ 6187 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 THE FIRM HOMICIDE 5910 (0-1-0) 1 3 0 BRUTAL LEGION ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME KID WAVE 6184 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 THE FIRM MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 SHEWISH PICNIC GUMBERCULES 6214 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 ADULT SWIM RUNEHELM 2152 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 CIRCLE OF STEEL AVALON 6180 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 017