DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/07/2012 Duedate: 02/20/2012
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-699
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EILEEN
CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-6126) [12-1-2,117]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EILEEN ROSE
CHURCH LADIES (548) DEMONIC FURY (573)
(7-6126) [12-1-2,117] (7-6139) [2-0-0,29]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ANNIE AWL ANZAHANZEK
TOOL SHED (262) SENTINELS (122)
(7-3432) [11-6-0,53] (7-6204) [3-4-0,32]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE FIRM (577) 29
2. SENTINELS (122) 25 SENTINELS (122)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548) 22 Unchartered Team
4. DEMONIC FURY (573) 18
5. TOOL SHED (262) 13 THE FIRM (577)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 505 347 26 59.3 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 11 4 1
2/ 0 CHURCH LADIES (548) 157 123 18 56.1 2/ 2 TOOL SHED (262) 7 5 0
3- 2 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 16 13 0 55.2 3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0
4/ 3 TOOL SHED (262) 70 63 0 52.6 4/ 0 CHURCH LADIES (548) 2 1 1
5/ 4 BEACH BABES (309) 911 %1254 27 42.1 5- 4 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 1 1 0
6/ 0*THE FIRM (577) 1 3 1 25.0 6/ 7*DEMONIC FURY (573) 1 1 0
7/ 7*DEMONIC FURY (573) 2 7 0 22.2 7/ 0*THE FIRM (577) 1 3 1
8- 5*SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 1 4 0 20.0 8- 5*SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 1 4 0
9/ 6 DAYS OF OLD (561) 5 28 0 15.2 9/ 6 DAYS OF OLD (561) 0 4 0
10- 8*ADULT SWIM (579) 0 1 0 0.0 10- 8*ADULT SWIM (579) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 694): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 576): GNU I KNEW of GNU TEAM (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 699): KVASIR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 671): BRAVE 1 of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 695): QUARTUS of LONG SWORD CLUB (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 690): FLASHER of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 698): NIKKI NAILS of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 683): CENSORSHIP of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 684): BABY ON BOARD of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 683): RED HOUSE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 649): RHAKARAS of TEMPLE OF STEEL (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 638): VONSITAN KORV of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 295): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 631): HENDRIX of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 582): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 277): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 528): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 246): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 576): THUNDER BUG of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 694): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 576): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 699): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 671): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 695): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 690): SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 298): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 683): ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 684): RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 683): THE BOWLS (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 649): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 638): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 295): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 631): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 582): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 277): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 270): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 528): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 246): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 576) PUNCHILINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 698): EXISTENCE MUNDANE of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 670): BRAVE 2 of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 690): FLASHER of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 683): CENSORSHIP of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
(turn 682): WILD THINGS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 684): CHATROOMMATE of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 631): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 670): LORD FOUL of BLOODGUARD (Sigird Fafnisbane, mgr.)
(turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Hey everybody, watch out for ROSE, who flew up 17 points in the
rankings after mashing PAM like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling
like a basher in the top ten was MONA FROM MAUI, who dropped 11 points after a
disappointing (to say the least) bout with OZAWINDIB. Isn't that life? One minute
you're on top of the world and then next you're laid out on a slab! NIKKI NAILS was
killed by EILEEN. Say no more. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a
bigger halberd!
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the BONSUR arena. Did you
hear that TOOL SHED was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal
hygiene of TOOL SHED's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny, but
catch SENTINELS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running
from TOOL SHED.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! And who needs the Dark Arena if
you've got OLAF around? This week he decorated his armor with FOXY BROWN. Who's
next? Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly
buggers, eh?
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in BONSUR have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Okay, so I may not be the
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EILEEN 6126 12 1 2 117 CHURCH LADIES (548)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELLEA DOVER 6175 10 7 1 79 BEACH BABES (309)
WHISKEYJACK 6152 9 9 0 70 SENTINELS (122)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MARGO 6091 10 4 0 66 CHURCH LADIES (548)
SKARA BRAE 6192 7 3 1 60 SENTINELS (122)
-BALOR 5894 4 1 0 60 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANNIE AWL 3432 11 6 0 53 TOOL SHED (262)
SAW HORSE 3430 11 7 0 49 TOOL SHED (262)
-BALOR 5759 6 3 0 48 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
-DEBBIE 6127 6 0 0 46 CHURCH LADIES (548)
CHAOTIC DEATH 5978 4 27 0 39 DAYS OF OLD (561)
MARY ANN 6183 4 1 0 36 CHURCH LADIES (548)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANNALEE 6201 6 4 0 33 BEACH BABES (309)
ANZAHANZEK 6204 3 4 0 32 SENTINELS (122)
BELLAMORE 6202 4 6 0 29 BEACH BABES (309)
ROSE 6139 2 0 0 29 DEMONIC FURY (573)
PEARL WHITE 6170 5 13 0 28 BEACH BABES (309)
WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 4 4 0 28 TOOL SHED (262)
OLAF 6211 4 1 1 25 SENTINELS (122)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OZAWINDIB 6212 2 3 0 23 SENTINELS (122)
PAM 6171 4 3 0 15 CHURCH LADIES (548)
MONA FROM MAUI 6226 3 2 0 12 BEACH BABES (309)
AZ 6187 1 0 1 11 THE FIRM (577)
-MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221 1 0 0 9 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-GUMBERCULES 6214 0 1 0 7 ADULT SWIM (579)
-FLOWER CHILD 5980 1 0 0 5 DAYS OF OLD (561)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MAXIMUS 6208 0 1 0 DEMONIC FURY 573 AZ 6187 699
CORMEGA 6186 0 1 0 THE FIRM 577 MOUNTAIN TROLL 699 NONE
FOXY BROWN 6185 0 1 0 THE FIRM 577 OLAF 6211 699
NATURE 6188 0 1 0 THE FIRM 577 BANDIT PRINCE 699 NONE
NIKKI NAILS 6095 9 4 0 TOOL SHED 262 EILEEN 6126 699
PERSONAL ADS
Chaotic -- You are one messed up warrior. I'm sure your manager has some master plan
in place for you that is really long term, but you might want to get some sort of
promise in writing, because right now it just looks like you're going to get killed.
Feel free to challenge again. -- Skara Brae
Saw Horse -- Useful implements, saw horses. But they usually stand around waiting
for things to get set on them. But I guess that is sort of what you do. We just
aren't real gentle in how we put things on (or into) you. -- Whiskeyjack
Bellamore -- One of these days I will find a good matchup. In the mean time, I will
take the bonus discovered that round. -- Ozawindib
Gumbercules -- An interesting name, for both you and the team. I simply enjoyed the
win-- and over a tourney warrior! -- Olaf
We salute the tourney participants. We see that some did well and some excelled, but
the best performances were by graduates. They won't ever be coming back, so... eh.
Nothing personal, you did good work, but what we really need are people who show up
here every two weeks to fight. -- Jorja and the Beach Babes
Annie Awl -- Aha! My teammates kept losing to you, but *I* won! And probably jinxed
myself in saying it, but what the heck. What's the point of winning if you can't
gloat over your teammates? -- Dellea Dover
Balor -- Have you considered getting a prosthetic eye? -- Mona from Maui
P.S. And if you have your teeth cleaned, that might help your breath.
Anzahanzek -- The really annoying thing is that you did that while standing on your
head. It seems unfair. I mean, why should I be face to foot with you? -- Pearl
White, kicked in the teeth and not happy about it
Woodchip Willa -- Gotta keep those chips under control. A landscaping tool, yes, but
in the house? I don't think so! -- Annalee
Ozawindib -- Those stewards! Slander, that's what it is. Our time together was NOT
dull. In fact, you're a fascinating conversationalist. We should do that more
often. Maybe at the cabana, with a pitcher of smash. -- Bellamore
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NATURE was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CORMEGA was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CHAOTIC DEATH was overpowered by ANNIE AWL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
OZAWINDIB defeated MONA FROM MAUI in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge match.
NIKKI NAILS was dealt death by EILEEN in a 1 minute Title duel.
DELLEA DOVER narrowly defeated SKARA BRAE in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
WHISKEYJACK devastated ANNALEE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SAW HORSE slimly won victory over ANZAHANZEK in a action packed 4 minute melee.
WOODCHIP WILLA was viciously subdued by BELLAMORE in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
MARY ANN vanquished PEARL WHITE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PAM was overpowered by ROSE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
OLAF slew FOXY BROWN in a 1 minute novice's match.
AZ butchered MAXIMUS in a 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 9 - 1 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 1 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 8 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 19 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 699 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK EILEEN 6126 12 1 2 117 CHURCH LADIES (548)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DELLEA DOVER 6175 10 7 1 79 BEACH BABES (309)
BASHING ATTACK SKARA BRAE 6192 7 3 1 60 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY SAW HORSE 3430 11 7 0 49 TOOL SHED (262)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432. The most popular warrior this turn
was ANZAHANZEK 6204. The ten other most popular fighters were SAW HORSE 3430, ANNIE
AWL 3432, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, DELLEA DOVER 6175, SKARA BRAE 6192, CORMEGA 6186,
OZAWINDIB 6212, ROSE 6139, CHAOTIC DEATH 5978, and EILEEN 6126.
The least popular fighter this week was MAXIMUS 6208. The other ten least popular
fighters were FOXY BROWN 6185, PAM 6171, ANNALEE 6201, AZ 6187, PEARL WHITE 6170,
BELLAMORE 6202, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, NIKKI NAILS 6095, NATURE 6188, and OLAF 6211.