DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/03/2012 Duedate: 04/16/2012
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-703
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SKARA BRAE
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6192) [11-3-2,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SKARA BRAE POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6192) [11-3-2,102]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ANNIE AWL DELLEA DOVER
TOOL SHED (262) BEACH BABES (309)
(7-3432) [14-7-0,67] (7-6175) [10-11-1,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TOOL SHED (262)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BEACH BABES (309) 27
2. SENTINELS (122) 16 SENTINELS (122)
3. TOOL SHED (262) 10 Unchartered Team
4. FORCE VENGERS (98) 3
5. DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 0 FORCE VENGERS (98)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 515 357 27 59.1 1/ 1 TOOL SHED (262) 8 1 0
2- 2 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 18 13 0 58.1 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 8 7 1
3- 3 CHURCH LADIES (548) 159 126 18 55.8 3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0
4/ 4 TOOL SHED (262) 80 65 0 55.2 4- 5*DEMONIC FURY (573) 1 0 1
5- 5*CIRCLE OF STEEL (226) 1 1 0 50.0 5- 6 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 1 0 0
6/ 6*FORCE VENGERS (98) 6 8 0 42.9 6- 7*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576) 1 0 0
7/ 7 BEACH BABES (309) 917 %1268 27 42.0 7-10*THE FIRM (577) 1 1 0
8- 8*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576) 11 16 1 40.7 8-11*CIRCLE OF STEEL (226) 1 1 0
9- 9*DEMONIC FURY (573) 4 7 1 36.4 9/ 4*FORCE VENGERS (98) 1 3 0
10-10*THE FIRM (577) 2 4 1 33.3 10- 8 CHURCH LADIES (548) 0 2 0
11-12*PHILANTHROPISTS (564) 0 1 0 0.0 11-12*PHILANTHROPISTS (564) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 698): RANDOM MANIAC of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 580): TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 703): KVASIR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 675): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 699): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 694): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 702): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 687): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 688): PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 686): WALLI WEEBLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 653): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 642): GRRR of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 635): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 586): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 279): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 272): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 532): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 580): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 698): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 580): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 703): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 675): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 699): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 694): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 702): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 687): JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 688): NEXT GENERATION (?, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 687): THE BOWLS (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 653): MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 642): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 635): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 586): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 279): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 272): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 532): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 580) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 703): KVASIR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 686): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 686): WALLI WEEBLE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
(turn 686): RED HOUSE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 641): VONSITAN KORV of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? Of TEAM FLOYD (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
(turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
A Sentinel returns to the throne!
After the last group graduated we were all young, so it took a while for one of
us to return to the top. Having the entire arena be young helped a bit as well, I
suppose. But I prefer to think of it as my talent. At least that is how Dellea
describes it under the moon on the beach. Talent and skill. On the sands.
Will I be able to keep the throne? In part it probably depends on if the
tourney folks return. Will the Church send forth its army of ladies? Or will I face
the veteran mercenary again?
Not one Sentinel made the journey to the tournament this time. Perhaps someone
else can bring home the gold for Bonsur?
For now, I remain,
Skara Brae, Duelmaster of Bonsur
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. A stormcloud is brewing over the FORCE VENGERS
guildhouse. Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 0-1-0 may send the team to the
Dark Arena. Coming up with a solid 0-0-0 outing, THE FIRM has advanced 3 places in
the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for BELLAMORE, who flew up 15 points in the
rankings after mashing THE USEROUS MERCHANT like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal.
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. OZAWINDIB was subdued by
PEARL WHITE and drops 8 points. Well, everybody's pal SKARA BRAE moved his record to
11-3-2 by defeating VENOMOUS GIGOLO in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 7
recognition points. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and
avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid DEMONS & DEVILS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does BONSUR really have that
many liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: DEMONS & DEVILS + Weapons
That go Boom = SENTINELS + Avoid City.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Here's some advice: warriors
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, there's the manager of the BONSUR giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown
Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKARA BRAE 6192 11 3 2 102 SENTINELS (122)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BALOR 5894 6 1 0 87 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
SAW HORSE 3430 15 7 0 69 TOOL SHED (262)
ANNIE AWL 3432 14 7 0 67 TOOL SHED (262)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROSE 6139 4 0 1 66 DEMONIC FURY (573)
-MARGO 6091 10 5 0 60 CHURCH LADIES (548)
ANZAHANZEK 6204 6 5 0 58 SENTINELS (122)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELLEA DOVER 6175 10 11 1 56 BEACH BABES (309)
-DEBBIE 6127 7 0 0 50 CHURCH LADIES (548)
-BALOR 5759 6 3 0 48 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
OLAF 6211 5 4 1 43 SENTINELS (122)
PEARL WHITE 6170 7 15 0 42 BEACH BABES (309)
WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 7 5 0 40 TOOL SHED (262)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELLAMORE 6202 5 9 0 40 BEACH BABES (309)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MARY ANN 6183 4 2 0 33 CHURCH LADIES (548)
-AVALON 6180 2 0 0 31 THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
ANNALEE 6201 7 7 0 28 BEACH BABES (309)
-FARGO 6159 4 0 0 25 THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
MONA FROM MAUI 6226 5 4 0 24 BEACH BABES (309)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MAIDEN MICHELLE 812 3 1 0 21 FORCE VENGERS (98)
-VARIANCE 6178 1 0 0 20 THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
OZAWINDIB 6212 3 6 0 16 SENTINELS (122)
-RUNEHELM 2152 1 1 0 15 CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)
-AZ 6187 1 0 1 11 THE FIRM (577)
-KID WAVE 6184 1 0 0 9 THE FIRM (577)
BALBOA 6245 1 1 0 8 SENTINELS (122)
-DARE DEVIL 810 1 2 0 6 FORCE VENGERS (98)
-DANCING GARDEN 6099 0 1 0 5 PHILANTHROPISTS (564)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MAXIMUS 6208 0 1 0 DEMONIC FURY 573 AZ 6187 699 NONE
CUTTER 811 1 3 0 FORCE VENGERS 98 BLACK ORC 703 NONE
WHISKEYJACK 6152 9 11 0 SENTINELS 122 ROSE 6139 701
FOXY BROWN 6185 0 1 0 THE FIRM 577 OLAF 6211 699 NOT REVENGED
NIKKI NAILS 6095 9 4 0 TOOL SHED 262 EILEEN 6126 699 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Saw Horse -- The loss I can understand given the difference in FE, even if you do
just stand there like a... saw horse. But giving away at least 10FE you couldn't
teach me more? Ridiculous! -- Anzahanzek, the eager, but disappointed, student
Pearl White -- There are many of us who appreciate all you do for our records.
Perhaps I could demonstrate my thanks sometime at the Cabana? -- Olaf
Maiden Michelle -- What is with all the women in this place? I wouldn't mind, but
most of you seem to get grumpy and carry blades. That isn't quite what I mean when I
say, "feisty!" Ouch. -- Balboa the bruised
Well, if I can't beat anyone else, at least I can beat up on those persistant
beggars. -- Ozawindib
It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
Cutter -- Dwarves! Pah. Upstarts. Although for a dwarven upstart, you didn't do
badly, and at least your beard is neatly trimmed. -- Annalee
Dare Devil -- (with a wiggle of her hips and a flutter of eyelashes) Surely you
don't think *I* am a devil? -- Mona from Maui
Annie Awl -- That was, as is not at all surprising, awlful. -- Dellea Dover
Woodchip Willa -- You just went on and ON and *O*N*. It was too much. -- Bellamore
Olaf -- That was embarrassing, unless you have hidden tourney fights. Even if you
do* have hidden fights, it was still embarrassing. Perhaps I haven't been drinking
enough smash lately.... -- Pearl White
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CUTTER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SKARA BRAE vanquished VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
SAW HORSE savagely defeated DELLEA DOVER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute master's duel.
ANNIE AWL savagely defeated OLAF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
ANZAHANZEK vanquished ANNALEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
WOODCHIP WILLA beat MONA FROM MAUI in a 2 minute brawl.
PEARL WHITE handily defeated OZAWINDIB in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BELLAMORE won victory over THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 6 minute duel.
BALBOA unbelievably bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute gruesome beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 5 - 2 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 9 - 1 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 15 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 12 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 14 - 0 33 |
Turn 703 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 4 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SKARA BRAE 6192 11 3 2 102 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY SAW HORSE 3430 15 7 0 69 TOOL SHED (262)
LUNGING ATTACK ANNIE AWL 3432 14 7 0 67 TOOL SHED (262)
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 6204 6 5 0 58 SENTINELS (122)
WALL OF STEEL WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 7 5 0 40 TOOL SHED (262)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432. The most popular warrior this turn
was DELLEA DOVER 6175. The ten other most popular fighters were SAW HORSE 3430,
ANNIE AWL 3432, SKARA BRAE 6192, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, PEARL WHITE 6170, ANZAHANZEK
6204, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, OLAF 6211, OZAWINDIB 6212, and CUTTER 811.
The least popular fighter this week was BALBOA 6245. The other ten least popular
fighters were BELLAMORE 6202, ANNALEE 6201, CUTTER 811, OZAWINDIB 6212, OLAF 6211,
WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, ANZAHANZEK 6204, PEARL WHITE 6170, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, and
SKARA BRAE 6192.