DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 05/01/2012 Duedate: 05/14/2012 BONSUR ARENA DM-7 TURN-705 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SAW HORSE TOOL SHED (262) (7-3430) [17-7-0,101] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SAW HORSE POSITION IS EMPTY TOOL SHED (262) (7-3430) [17-7-0,101] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite ANNIE AWL MARY ANN TOOL SHED (262) CHURCH LADIES (548) (7-3432) [15-8-0,63] (7-6183) [6-2-0,55] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BEACH BABES (309) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BEACH BABES (309) 32 2. CHURCH LADIES (548) 26 SENTINELS (122) 3. TOOL SHED (262) 14 Unchartered Team 4. THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576) 0 5. CIRCLE OF STEEL (226) 0 I LOATHE THEM (494) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*CIRCLE OF STEEL (226) 2 1 0 66.7 1/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 8 7 0 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 519 363 27 58.8 2/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 7 8 0 3/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548) 163 126 18 56.4 3/ 2 TOOL SHED (262) 6 5 0 4/ 4 TOOL SHED (262) 83 70 0 54.2 4/ 5 CHURCH LADIES (548) 4 0 0 5- 5*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576) 12 16 1 42.9 5- 4*CIRCLE OF STEEL (226) 1 0 0 6- 6*FORCE VENGERS (98) 6 8 0 42.9 6- 6*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576) 1 0 0 7/ 7 BEACH BABES (309) 923 %1272 27 42.1 7-10*JOE'S JUNKYARD (581) 0 1 0 8- 8*TEMPLE OF STEEL II (582) 0 1 0 0.0 8- 8*TEMPLE OF STEEL II (582) 0 1 0 9- 9*JOE'S JUNKYARD (581) 0 1 0 0.0 9- 7*FORCE VENGERS (98) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 700): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 582): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 701): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 696): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 704): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 689): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 655): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 644): LION'S MANE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 637): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 582): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 700): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 582): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 705): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 677): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 701): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 696): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 704): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 689): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 690): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 689): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 655): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 644): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 637): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 588): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 582) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) (turn 704): ROAD TRIPPIN of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.) DARK SARCASM of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) (turn 676): RAIGHNALL of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): THE COWS AFOOT of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 636): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.) DEAD MAN WALKING of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Well, I can't believe I am standing up here after all these years. I am sure Leprechaun wants me to stay so I can get out of here. I think he's sick of my underachieving ways. Well, I am not challenging anyone so it's up for grabs. My sister Annie is my closest competitor and we know I can't fight her, though I wouldn't mind shutting her up. Good luck to all. -- Saw Horse SPY REPORT Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in BONSUR. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Say good-bye to SENTINELS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the BEACH BABES stable. Coming up with a solid 0-0-0 outing, JOE'S JUNKYARD has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Advancing in the rankings was BEACH BABES who went from last turn's 919-1271-27, to this week's record of 923-1272-27. Hey everybody, watch out for MONA FROM MAUI, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after mashing OLAF like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a basher in the top ten was OLAF, who dropped 18 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with MONA FROM MAUI. Well, everybody's pal SAW HORSE moved his record to 17-7-0 by defeating SKARA BRAE in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 7 recognition points. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff? Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad CHURCH LADIES? Big bad CHURCH LADIES. Big bad CHURCH LADIES. BONSUR's afraid of the big bad CHURCH LADIES. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause SENTINELS beats feet every time CHURCH LADIES smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens. I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SAW HORSE 3430 17 7 0 101 TOOL SHED (262) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SKARA BRAE 6192 11 5 2 83 SENTINELS (122) DEBBIE 6127 9 0 0 79 CHURCH LADIES (548) DELLEA DOVER 6175 12 11 1 68 BEACH BABES (309) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ANNIE AWL 3432 15 8 0 63 TOOL SHED (262) -MARGO 6091 10 5 0 60 CHURCH LADIES (548) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MARY ANN 6183 6 2 0 55 CHURCH LADIES (548) ANZAHANZEK 6204 6 7 0 54 SENTINELS (122) MONA FROM MAUI 6226 6 5 0 47 BEACH BABES (309) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PEARL WHITE 6170 8 16 0 45 BEACH BABES (309) BELLAMORE 6202 6 10 0 43 BEACH BABES (309) WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 7 7 0 40 TOOL SHED (262) ANNALEE 6201 8 8 0 36 BEACH BABES (309) OLAF 6211 6 5 1 35 SENTINELS (122) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -RUNEHELM 2152 2 1 0 33 CIRCLE OF STEEL (226) -AVALON 6180 2 0 0 31 THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576) -FARGO 6159 4 0 0 25 THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OZAWINDIB 6212 4 7 0 21 SENTINELS (122) -MAIDEN MICHELLE 812 3 1 0 21 FORCE VENGERS (98) BALBOA 6245 3 1 0 21 SENTINELS (122) -VARIANCE 6178 1 0 0 20 THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576) -BISMARCK 6240 1 0 0 10 THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576) -JUNKYARD DOG 6232 0 1 0 7 JOE'S JUNKYARD (581) -DARE DEVIL 810 1 2 0 6 FORCE VENGERS (98) -VALAKOTH 6249 0 1 0 5 TEMPLE OF STEEL II (582) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? WHISKEYJACK 6152 9 11 0 SENTINELS 122 ROSE 6139 701 NONE BROKEN BIT 6254 0 1 0 TOOL SHED 262 DARK CHAMPION 705 NONE RUSTY TOOL 6255 0 1 0 TOOL SHED 262 BUTTERCUP 705 NONE PERSONAL ADS Olaf -- Wow, what were you DRINKING last night? It's true the smash was a good batch, but you were making a mixed drink there, and I want to know what you were mixing in. We might have to add it to the recipe. -- Pearl White Well, we could hardly let the Vicious Pirates have things all their own way, could we? -- Dellea Dover Debbie -- You're saying my Coverd Dish Supper dishes need more work? But I *like* to make jalapeno enchiladas! And wait till you try my red chile sardine enchiladas! -- Mona from Maui That Userous Merchant is RELENTLESS. And he has more hands than an octopus. -- Bellamore Runehelm -- They let you wear that in the arena? Cool! Are there more somewhere? -- Annalee LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS RUSTY TOOL was butchered by BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. BROKEN BIT was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. DEBBIE overcame ANNIE AWL in a action packed 2 minute veteran's Challenge match. SAW HORSE bested SKARA BRAE in a 3 minute Title contest. DELLEA DOVER defeated ANZAHANZEK in a 1 minute fight. BELLAMORE was savagely defeated by MARY ANN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition. WOODCHIP WILLA was savagely defeated by PEARL WHITE in a 2 minute brutal struggle. OLAF was bested by MONA FROM MAUI in a 1 minute gory competition. ANNALEE overcame OZAWINDIB in a action packed 3 minute melee. BALBOA vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 4 - 2 71 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 10 - 1 60 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 12 - 0 59 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 13 - 0 50 | |AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 11 - 1 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 1 43 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 7 - 0 42 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 12 - 17 - 0 41 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 | Turn 705 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY SAW HORSE 3430 17 7 0 101 TOOL SHED (262) BASHING ATTACK SKARA BRAE 6192 11 5 2 83 SENTINELS (122) SLASHING ATTACK DEBBIE 6127 9 0 0 79 CHURCH LADIES (548) PARRY-RIPOSTE DELLEA DOVER 6175 12 11 1 68 BEACH BABES (309) LUNGING ATTACK ANNIE AWL 3432 15 8 0 63 TOOL SHED (262) WALL OF STEEL MONA FROM MAUI 6226 6 5 0 47 BEACH BABES (309) PARRY-STRIKE OLAF 6211 6 5 1 35 SENTINELS (122) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432. The most popular warrior this turn was MARY ANN 6183. The ten other most popular fighters were DEBBIE 6127, ANNALEE 6201, SKARA BRAE 6192, PEARL WHITE 6170, OZAWINDIB 6212, SAW HORSE 3430, ANNIE AWL 3432, DELLEA DOVER 6175, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, and RUSTY TOOL 6255. The least popular fighter this week was BALBOA 6245. The other ten least popular fighters were BROKEN BIT 6254, OLAF 6211, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, BELLAMORE 6202, ANZAHANZEK 6204, RUSTY TOOL 6255, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, DELLEA DOVER 6175, ANNIE AWL 3432, and SAW HORSE 3430. MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ZERO 3156 (201-134-7) 6 3 0 WASTELAND II BRAIN 2962 (131-107-4) 3 3 0 INSP GADGETS MINIONS MOTHER BEAR 3172 (195-123-3) 3 3 0 THE BEARS CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ISABEL 3540 (107-114-0) 9 3 0 WASTELAND II BETTERTHANEVER 5932 (31-13-0) 5 3 0 WASTELAND II GRINGOLD 2416 (81-102-3) 3 3 0 SEA DOGS JUNINHO 4001 (40-19-1) 2 3 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME RAENA 4304 (75-47-3) 5 3 0 PHILANTHROPISTS RAZOX 2400 (90-58-1) 2 3 0 PHILANTHROPISTS ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TENACIOUS 5337 (129-61-1) 9 3 0 BATHTUB ARMADA TOWSER 4461 (49-33-1) 6 3 0 PHILANTHROPISTS FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME FATALITY 5820 (17-4-0) 1 3 0 BRUTAL LEGION CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PIRES 5665 (14-6-0) 4 3 0 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DEBBIE 6127 (7-0-0) 8 3 0 CHURCH LADIES EILEEN 6126 (13-1-2) 2 2 0 DEAD CHURCH LADIES INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MARY ANN 6183 (4-2-0) 8 3 0 CHURCH LADIES APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME AZ 6187 (1-0-1) 7 3 0 THE FIRM KID WAVE 6184 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 THE FIRM ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BISMARCK 6240 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 017 JUNKYARD DOG 6232 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 JOE'S JUNKYARD GREEN 6236 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 THE FIRM THRUST 6238 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 FORCE VENGERS OHNOYOUDIDNT 6156 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 DEAD P.O.B. 2 ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ROCKWELL 5003 (36-34-0) 3 3 0 UNDEAD ARTISTS SWEATY 4850 (16-9-0) 2 3 0 BRAIN ADM FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BALDASSARE 6003 (29-20-0) 0 3 0 SENTINELS CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME HARRY 4851 (11-7-0) 0 3 0 BRAIN HEAT HAMMER 5516 (13-3-1) 0 3 0 PHILANTHROPISTS2 INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ROSE 6139 (4-0-1) 5 3 0 DEMONIC FURY RUNEHELM 2152 (1-1-0) 0 3 0 CIRCLE OF STEEL ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PUNJABI 6239 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 DEAD FORCE VENGERS STARHAWK 2153 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 CIRCLE OF STEEL RUTH 6246 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 CHURCH LADIES