DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/01/2012    Duedate: 05/14/2012

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-705

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAW HORSE
TOOL SHED (262)
(7-3430) [17-7-0,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAW HORSE                      POSITION IS EMPTY
TOOL SHED (262)                
(7-3430) [17-7-0,101]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANNIE AWL                      MARY ANN
TOOL SHED (262)                CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-3432) [15-8-0,63]           (7-6183) [6-2-0,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEACH BABES (309)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BEACH BABES (309)           32
2. CHURCH LADIES (548)         26      SENTINELS (122)
3. TOOL SHED (262)             14      Unchartered Team
4. THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)     0
5. CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)        0      I LOATHE THEM (494)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)      2   1  0 66.7   1/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         8  7 0
 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          519 363 27 58.8   2/ 1 SENTINELS (122)           7  8 0
 3/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)      163 126 18 56.4   3/ 2 TOOL SHED (262)           6  5 0
 4/ 4 TOOL SHED (262)           83  70  0 54.2   4/ 5 CHURCH LADIES (548)       4  0 0
 5- 5*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)  12  16  1 42.9   5- 4*CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)     1  0 0
 6- 6*FORCE VENGERS (98)         6   8  0 42.9   6- 6*THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)  1  0 0
 7/ 7 BEACH BABES (309)        923 %1272 27 42.1   7-10*JOE'S JUNKYARD (581)      0  1 0
 8- 8*TEMPLE OF STEEL II (582)   0   1  0  0.0   8- 8*TEMPLE OF STEEL II (582)  0  1 0
 9- 9*JOE'S JUNKYARD (581)       0   1  0  0.0   9- 7*FORCE VENGERS (98)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 700): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 582): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 701): JUST LOSIN of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 696): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 704): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 689): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 655): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 644): LION'S MANE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 637): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 582): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 700): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 582): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 701): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 696): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 704): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 689): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 690): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 689): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 655): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 644): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 637): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 588): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 534): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 582) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 705): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          STARKAD of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
              (turn 704): ROAD TRIPPIN of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          DARK SARCASM of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 677): DARKCLAW of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
               (turn 676): RAIGHNALL of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 690): BARNEY of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                            PETE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 689): HELRAZOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 643): THE COWS AFOOT of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 636): KWS of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
                           DEAD MAN WALKING of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 588): HANK of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, I can't believe I am standing up here after all these years.  I am sure
Leprechaun wants me to stay so I can get out of here.  I think he's sick of my
underachieving ways.  Well, I am not challenging anyone so it's up for grabs.  My
sister Annie is my closest competitor and we know I can't fight her, though I
wouldn't mind shutting her up.

Good luck to all.

                                          -- Saw Horse

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
BONSUR.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say 
good-bye to SENTINELS, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the BEACH 
BABES stable.  Coming up with a solid 0-0-0 outing, JOE'S JUNKYARD has advanced 3 
places in the rankings.  Advancing in the rankings was BEACH BABES who went from last 
turn's 919-1271-27, to this week's record of 923-1272-27.  Hey everybody, watch out 
for MONA FROM MAUI, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after mashing OLAF like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
OLAF, who dropped 18 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with MONA 
FROM MAUI.  Well, everybody's pal SAW HORSE moved his record to 17-7-0 by defeating 
SKARA BRAE in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 7 recognition points.  Can you 
believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad CHURCH LADIES?  Big bad CHURCH LADIES.  Big bad CHURCH LADIES.  BONSUR's 
afraid of the big bad CHURCH LADIES.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause SENTINELS beats feet every time CHURCH LADIES 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and 
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've 
got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAW HORSE 3430               17   7  0   101       TOOL SHED (262)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKARA BRAE 6192              11   5  2    83       SENTINELS (122)
 DEBBIE 6127                   9   0  0    79       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 DELLEA DOVER 6175            12  11  1    68       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANNIE AWL 3432               15   8  0    63       TOOL SHED (262)
-MARGO 6091                   10   5  0    60       CHURCH LADIES (548)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY ANN 6183                 6   2  0    55       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 ANZAHANZEK 6204               6   7  0    54       SENTINELS (122)
 MONA FROM MAUI 6226           6   5  0    47       BEACH BABES (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEARL WHITE 6170              8  16  0    45       BEACH BABES (309)
 BELLAMORE 6202                6  10  0    43       BEACH BABES (309)
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144           7   7  0    40       TOOL SHED (262)
 ANNALEE 6201                  8   8  0    36       BEACH BABES (309)
 OLAF 6211                     6   5  1    35       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUNEHELM 2152                 2   1  0    33       CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)
-AVALON 6180                   2   0  0    31       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
-FARGO 6159                    4   0  0    25       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OZAWINDIB 6212                4   7  0    21       SENTINELS (122)
-MAIDEN MICHELLE 812           3   1  0    21       FORCE VENGERS (98)
 BALBOA 6245                   3   1  0    21       SENTINELS (122)
-VARIANCE 6178                 1   0  0    20       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
-BISMARCK 6240                 1   0  0    10       THE MOTHERSHIP 017 (576)
-JUNKYARD DOG 6232             0   1  0     7       JOE'S JUNKYARD (581)
-DARE DEVIL 810                1   2  0     6       FORCE VENGERS (98)
-VALAKOTH 6249                 0   1  0     5       TEMPLE OF STEEL II (582)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WHISKEYJACK 6152        9 11 0 SENTINELS 122        ROSE 6139             701  NONE
BROKEN BIT 6254         0  1 0 TOOL SHED 262        DARK CHAMPION         705  NONE
RUSTY TOOL 6255         0  1 0 TOOL SHED 262        BUTTERCUP             705  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Olaf -- Wow, what were you DRINKING last night?  It's true the smash was a good
batch, but you were making a mixed drink there, and I want to know what you were
mixing in.  We might have to add it to the recipe. -- Pearl White

Well, we could hardly let the Vicious Pirates have things all their own way, could
we? -- Dellea Dover

Debbie -- You're saying my Coverd Dish Supper dishes need more work?  But I *like* to
make jalapeno enchiladas!  And wait till you try my red chile sardine enchiladas! --
Mona from Maui

That Userous Merchant is RELENTLESS.  And he has more hands than an octopus. --
Bellamore

Runehelm -- They let you wear that in the arena?  Cool!  Are there more somewhere? --
Annalee

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUSTY TOOL was butchered by BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BROKEN BIT was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DEBBIE overcame ANNIE AWL in a action packed 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
SAW HORSE bested SKARA BRAE in a 3 minute Title contest.
DELLEA DOVER defeated ANZAHANZEK in a 1 minute fight.
BELLAMORE was savagely defeated by MARY ANN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
WOODCHIP WILLA was savagely defeated by PEARL WHITE in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
OLAF was bested by MONA FROM MAUI in a 1 minute gory competition.
ANNALEE overcame OZAWINDIB in a action packed 3 minute melee.
BALBOA vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   4 -  2      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  10 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  11 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   8 -  1      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  13 -  0      35  |

Turn 705 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SAW HORSE 3430             17   7  0  101 TOOL SHED (262)
BASHING ATTACK   SKARA BRAE 6192            11   5  2   83 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEBBIE 6127                 9   0  0   79 CHURCH LADIES (548)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DELLEA DOVER 6175          12  11  1   68 BEACH BABES (309)
LUNGING ATTACK   ANNIE AWL 3432             15   8  0   63 TOOL SHED (262)
WALL OF STEEL    MONA FROM MAUI 6226         6   5  0   47 BEACH BABES (309)
PARRY-STRIKE     OLAF 6211                   6   5  1   35 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MARY ANN 6183.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEBBIE 6127, ANNALEE 
6201, SKARA BRAE 6192, PEARL WHITE 6170, OZAWINDIB 6212, SAW HORSE 3430, ANNIE AWL 
3432, DELLEA DOVER 6175, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, and RUSTY TOOL 6255.

The least popular fighter this week was BALBOA 6245.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BROKEN BIT 6254, OLAF 6211, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, BELLAMORE 6202, 
ANZAHANZEK 6204, RUSTY TOOL 6255, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, DELLEA DOVER 6175, ANNIE AWL 
3432, and SAW HORSE 3430.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZERO 3156 (201-134-7)                  6  3  0         WASTELAND II         
BRAIN 2962 (131-107-4)                 3  3  0         INSP GADGETS MINIONS 
MOTHER BEAR 3172 (195-123-3)           3  3  0         THE BEARS            

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ISABEL 3540 (107-114-0)                9  3  0         WASTELAND II         
BETTERTHANEVER 5932 (31-13-0)          5  3  0         WASTELAND II         
GRINGOLD 2416 (81-102-3)               3  3  0         SEA DOGS             
JUNINHO 4001 (40-19-1)                 2  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RAENA 4304 (75-47-3)                   5  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS      
RAZOX 2400 (90-58-1)                   2  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS      

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TENACIOUS 5337 (129-61-1)              9  3  0         BATHTUB ARMADA       
TOWSER 4461 (49-33-1)                  6  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FATALITY 5820 (17-4-0)                 1  3  0         BRUTAL LEGION        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PIRES 5665 (14-6-0)                    4  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEBBIE 6127 (7-0-0)                    8  3  0         CHURCH LADIES        
EILEEN 6126 (13-1-2)                   2  2  0  DEAD   CHURCH LADIES        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MARY ANN 6183 (4-2-0)                  8  3  0         CHURCH LADIES        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AZ 6187 (1-0-1)                        7  3  0         THE FIRM             
KID WAVE 6184 (1-0-0)                  1  3  0         THE FIRM             

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BISMARCK 6240 (0-0-0)                  3  3  0         THE MOTHERSHIP 017   
JUNKYARD DOG 6232 (0-0-0)              2  3  0         JOE'S JUNKYARD       
GREEN 6236 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         THE FIRM             
THRUST 6238 (0-0-0)                    1  3  0         FORCE VENGERS        
OHNOYOUDIDNT 6156 (0-0-0)              0  2  0  DEAD   P.O.B. 2             

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROCKWELL 5003 (36-34-0)                3  3  0         UNDEAD ARTISTS       
SWEATY 4850 (16-9-0)                   2  3  0         BRAIN                

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BALDASSARE 6003 (29-20-0)              0  3  0         SENTINELS            

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HARRY 4851 (11-7-0)                    0  3  0         BRAIN                
HEAT HAMMER 5516 (13-3-1)              0  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS2     

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROSE 6139 (4-0-1)                      5  3  0         DEMONIC FURY         
RUNEHELM 2152 (1-1-0)                  0  3  0         CIRCLE OF STEEL      

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PUNJABI 6239 (0-0-0)                   3  3  0  DEAD   FORCE VENGERS        
STARHAWK 2153 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         CIRCLE OF STEEL      
RUTH 6246 (0-0-0)                      1  3  0         CHURCH LADIES