DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/29/2012    Duedate: 06/11/2012

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-707

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEBBIE
CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-6127) [11-0-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEBBIE                         RUNEHELM
CHURCH LADIES (548)            CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)
(7-6127) [11-0-0,114]          (7-2152) [2-2-0,25]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANNIE AWL                      ANNIE AWL
TOOL SHED (262)                TOOL SHED (262)
(7-3432) [15-10-0,63]          (7-3432) [15-10-0,63]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEACH BABES (309)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHURCH LADIES (548)         38
2. BEACH BABES (309)           22      SENTINELS (122)
3. SENTINELS (122)              9      Unchartered Team
4. TOOL SHED (262)              4
5. TEMPLE OF STEEL II (582)     0      CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          525 367 27 58.9   1/ 1 BEACH BABES (309)         9  6 0
 2/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)      169 130 18 56.5   2/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)       8  4 0
 3/ 4 TOOL SHED (262)           87  76  0 53.4   3/ 3 SENTINELS (122)           7  8 0
 4/ 1*CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)      2   2  0 50.0   4/ 4 TOOL SHED (262)           5 10 0
 5/ 6 BEACH BABES (309)        928 %1277 27 42.1   5- 7*TEMPLE OF STEEL II (582)  0  1 0
 6- 7*TEMPLE OF STEEL II (582)   0   2  0  0.0   6/ 5*CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 702): WHISKEY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 707): HYPE MACHINE of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 679): KAI-GAN of SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 703): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 698): ODD of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 706): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 691): ULF SUNDERHELM of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 692): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 691): RAZE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 639): SOCKLESS CRITIC of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 590): DEAN of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 536): IMROM LLEWS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 584): RUGEN THE JELLYFISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 702): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 707): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 679): SAVAGE HORDE (Hawk, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 703): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 698): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 706): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 691): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 692): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 691): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): SERPPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 639): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 590): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 281): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 274): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 536): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 584) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 584): CHAKTIRI of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
                           TASAIO of HAMOI TONG (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 703): WATSON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 690): SLEDGEHEAD of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 657): KHYLAR of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 646): UNCUT HARE of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
                  (turn 645): KEVSILESSA KIRO of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Here I am again.  Little scarier fight this time.  Nice fight, Skara.  Well,
with one more win I should be on outta here.  Let's hope so. -- Saw Horse

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  BONSUR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for ANNALEE? 
BEACH BABES' proud of her after beating OLAF and getting 14 points.  Talk about yer 
big time losers!  OLAF got smashed by ANNALEE, and lost 11 points!  And I was just 
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome DEBBIE.  Aren't 
CHURCH LADIES proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  CHURCH LADIES was the most avoided team.  Is a 169-130-18 record 
really that scary?  I don't know what SENTINELS' been doing.  They certainly haven't 
been accepting many fights from CHURCH LADIES, that's fer sher.  Like, is PEARL WHITE 
popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of BONSUR!  She's got a 9-17-0, 
is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEBBIE 6127                  11   0  0   114       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAW HORSE 3430               18   8  0    90       TOOL SHED (262)
 SKARA BRAE 6192              12   6  2    83       SENTINELS (122)
 MARGO 6091                   12   5  0    72       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 BELLAMORE 6202                8  10  0    70       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANNIE AWL 3432               15  10  0    63       TOOL SHED (262)
 DELLEA DOVER 6175            12  13  1    63       BEACH BABES (309)
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144           9   7  0    62       TOOL SHED (262)
 PEARL WHITE 6170              9  17  0    58       BEACH BABES (309)
 ANZAHANZEK 6204               7   8  0    57       SENTINELS (122)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONA FROM MAUI 6226           7   6  0    52       BEACH BABES (309)
 ANNALEE 6201                  9   9  0    47       BEACH BABES (309)
 MARY ANN 6183                 6   4  0    42       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 OZAWINDIB 6212                6   7  0    37       SENTINELS (122)
 OLAF 6211                     7   6  1    36       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUNEHELM 2152                 2   2  0    25       CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUTH 6246                     2   0  0    22       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 BALBOA 6245                   4   2  0    14       SENTINELS (122)
 SPRAY CAN 6259                1   1  0    12       TOOL SHED (262)
-VALAKOTH 6249                 0   2  0     6       TEMPLE OF STEEL II (582)
 CANDY 6261                    0   1  0     1       CHURCH LADIES (548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RUSTY TOOL! 6260        0  1 0 TOOL SHED 262        MOUNTAIN TROLL        707  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

So Olaf Modeen thinks it's a SURPRISE that I beat Annie Awl?  Listen, that kind of
thing happens to me all the time! -- Bellamore

Olaf -- Well, you're tall and dark, but... handsome?  I don't think so!  You probably
need smash. -- Annalee
P.S.  I need smash.

     We all need smash.

Saw Horse -- You're too solidly braced for me.  Maybe some other time.  Unless... you
need a day job?  We're going to have a string of summer parties at the cabana, and
we'll be needing to set up some trestle tables.  Usually we run the planks between
barrels, but people are always trying to find out if there's good smash in the
barrels, and it's hard on the buffet. -- Dellea Dover

Annie Awl -- Anybody can have an off day, and this is probably the beginning of a big
winning streak for me anyway. -- Bellamore

Margo -- See if I bring a covered dish to YOUR supper-on-the-grounds! -- Pearl White

Anzahanzek -- That's nothing, you should see me on a surfboard. -- Mona from Maui

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUSTY TOOL! was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MARGO won victory over DELLEA DOVER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
MARY ANN was demolished by PEARL WHITE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
OZAWINDIB bested RUNEHELM in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
SAW HORSE was overpowered by DEBBIE in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
SKARA BRAE viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gruesome brawl.
BELLAMORE luckily beat ANNIE AWL in a 3 minute brutal struggle.
MONA FROM MAUI was bested by WOODCHIP WILLA in a 1 minute competition.
OLAF was defeated by ANNALEE in a 2 minute melee.
ANZAHANZEK vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BALBOA was viciously subdued by RUTH in a crowd boring 11 minute gruesome fight.
SPRAY CAN overpowered CANDY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  11 -  0      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   5 -  2      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  12 -  1      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  12 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  12 -  1      33  |

Turn 707 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  DEBBIE 6127                11   0  0  114 CHURCH LADIES (548)
TOTAL PARRY      SAW HORSE 3430             18   8  0   90 TOOL SHED (262)
BASHING ATTACK   SKARA BRAE 6192            12   6  2   83 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   MARGO 6091                 12   5  0   72 CHURCH LADIES (548)
WALL OF STEEL    WOODCHIP WILLA 6144         9   7  0   62 TOOL SHED (262)
PARRY-STRIKE     OLAF 6211                   7   6  1   36 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ANNIE AWL 3432.  The ten other most popular fighters were OLAF 6211, MARGO 6091, 
ANNALEE 6201, DEBBIE 6127, SKARA BRAE 6192, ANZAHANZEK 6204, SPRAY CAN 6259, PEARL 
WHITE 6170, OZAWINDIB 6212, and MONA FROM MAUI 6226.

The least popular fighter this week was RUTH 6246.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BALBOA 6245, CANDY 6261, SAW HORSE 3430, RUNEHELM 2152, MARY ANN 6183, 
DELLEA DOVER 6175, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, BELLAMORE 6202, RUSTY TOOL! 6260, and MONA 
FROM MAUI 6226.