DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/04/2012    Duedate: 09/17/2012

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-714

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BIG BAD DADDY JR
WESTNMAFIA (551)
(7-5882) [13-11-0,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BIG BAD DADDY JR               GUMBERCULES
WESTNMAFIA (551)               ADULT SWIM (579)
(7-5882) [13-11-0,93]          (7-6214) [3-1-0,48]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANNIE AWL                      PAM
TOOL SHED (262)                CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-3432) [19-13-0,78]          (7-6277) [1-0-0,10]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOOL SHED (262)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122)             52
2. ADULT SWIM (579)            17IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
3. IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)  15      Unchartered Team
4. WESTNMAFIA (551)            14
5. CHURCH LADIES (548)          9       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BLACK TIDE (458)           3   1  0 75.0   1/ 1 TOOL SHED (262)           6  7 0
 2/ 2*ADULT SWIM (579)           3   1  0 75.0   2/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)       5  4 0
 3- 3*CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)      3   2  0 60.0   3/11 SENTINELS (122)           5  5 0
 4/ 4 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 124  84  5 59.6   4/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         5  9 0
 5/ 5 SENTINELS (122)          538 379 27 58.7   5/ 4 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  4  0 1
 6/ 6 CHURCH LADIES (548)      177 136 18 56.5   6/ 7 WESTNMAFIA (551)          3  0 0
 7/ 7 TOOL SHED (262)          103  90  0 53.4   7/ 5*ADULT SWIM (579)          3  0 0
 8- 8 BRUTAL LEGION (549)       45  44  3 50.6   8- 8 REAVERS (392)             2  3 0
 9- 9*JOE'S JUNKYARD (581)       2   2  0 50.0   9- 9*CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)     1  0 0
10-10 REAVERS (392)            158 167 15 48.6  10- 6*JOE'S JUNKYARD (581)      1  1 0
11/11 WESTNMAFIA (551)          54  67  1 44.6  11/10*BLACK TIDE (458)          1  1 0
12/12 BEACH BABES (309)        941 %1298 28 42.0  12-12 BRUTAL LEGION (549)       0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 709): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 591): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 714): UBIQUITI BULLET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 686): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 710): TIK-TOK of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 705): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 713): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 698): MUGSY of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 699): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 698): MITER BOX of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 664): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 653): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 646): RHINO of BESTIAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 597): WINDSONG of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 284): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 277): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 543): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYERS (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 591): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 709): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 591): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 714): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 686): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 710): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 705): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 713): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 698): JAY-Z (Howlin' WolF, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 699): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 698): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 664): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 653): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 302): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 646): DELVERS (Harby and Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 597): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 284): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 277): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 543): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 253): BASH BROS CABLE (Asssurnasirbanipal, mgr>)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 591) PUNCHLINES et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 714): VELOVORINSAL NORS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 713): PERCIATELLI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 705): SWEET FREDDY of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 713): SKARA BRAE of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 712): SAW HORSE of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 697): SKYHAWK of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 698): LUPUS MAJOR of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 697): COLD SHOT of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 646): WHERETHEHECKISTAN of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 596): MANNY LEHMAN of PANSY DIVISION (Floyd, mgr.)
                             GALDOR O'HARE of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCDAR (turn 289): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to BONSUR once again!  Hmmmph!  I always thought JOE'S JUNKYARD was 
an over-rated team and they proved it with a 0-0-0!  Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  
Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  SENTINELS is now ranked 
3rd with a 4-1-0 turn.  What's with GUMBERCULES?  He actually beat BEACH BABES' MONA 
FROM MAUI, and walked away with 17 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at 
SENTINELS while they watched ANZAHANZEK clobber BELLAMORE.  She lost 13 points and 
got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Try as she might, MARY ANN wasn't 
good enough at persuading SKARA BRAE to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  
Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is 
looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was TOOL SHED.  In my day, no team with a 102-87-0 would scare me 
off!  What's the problem, SENTINELS?  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, DELLEA DOVER!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to 
haunt you.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Remember--a good 
fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882        13  11  0    93       WESTNMAFIA (551)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HENRI 5062                   16   6  0   132       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-PIRES 5665                   14   7  0   101       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-GATEWAY 6051                 12   8  2   101       REAVERS (392)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARGO 6091                   14   6  0    90       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 ANZAHANZEK 6204              10  10  0    86       SENTINELS (122)
 OZAWINDIB 6212               10   8  0    86       SENTINELS (122)
 MARY ANN 6183                 9   5  0    86       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 DELLEA DOVER 6175            15  17  2    80       BEACH BABES (309)
 ANNIE AWL 3432               19  13  0    78       TOOL SHED (262)
-HARPOON 4796                 10   7  0    67       REAVERS (392)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SCRAMBLER 4735               10  11  1    65       REAVERS (392)
 BELLAMORE 6202               12  13  0    64       BEACH BABES (309)
 ANNALEE 6201                 11  14  0    63       BEACH BABES (309)
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144          11  12  0    62       TOOL SHED (262)
-YORKE 6040                    4   0  1    62       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SCALP-HUNTR 4755              8  11  0    54       REAVERS (392)
-L'DY DEATHSTRIKE 4754         9  12  2    52       REAVERS (392)
 GUMBERCULES 6214              3   1  0    48       ADULT SWIM (579)
 MONA FROM MAUI 6226          10  10  0    40       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALBOA 6245                   7   4  0    33       SENTINELS (122)
-RUNEHELM 2152                 3   2  0    31       CIRCLE OF STEEL (226)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JUNKYARD DOG 6232             2   2  0    31       JOE'S JUNKYARD (581)
-RENALDO 5933                  6   1  0    28       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 SCOOTER 5975                  2   4  0    28       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 SPRAY CAN 6259                4   5  0    24       TOOL SHED (262)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRUTH 5895                    3   2  1    22       BRUTAL LEGION (549)
-RUTH 6246                     3   1  0    22       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 TEVEZ 6270                    1   0  0    15       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-LEFT LANE 5981                1   1  0    14       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 STONEHAWK 4720                3   1  0    10       BLACK TIDE (458)
 PAM 6277                      1   0  0    10       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-HOMICIDE 5910                 0   2  0    10       BRUTAL LEGION (549)
-STONEWALL 6017                2   2  0     8       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 DREMMEL 6269                  1   1  0     7       TOOL SHED (262)
 PROSPICIO 6262                0   4  0     4       SENTINELS (122)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PEARL WHITE 6170       10 22 0 BEACH BABES 309      YORKE 6040            713   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Skara Brae.  We'll hold a luau for him, but will he show up?
The Sentinels have been conspicuous of late for rushing in, fighting, and rushing
back out again.  Modern standards are decaying.  No socializing.... -- Jorja and the
Beach Babes

Yorke -- Damned midget hotshots.... -- Ghost of Pearl White
P.S.  See if I ever teach you five skills again!

Junkyard Dog -- Most dogs can be blandished with a whole roasted chicken, and since
we were just preparing a bunch of roasted meats for Skara Brae's graduation luau, I
just happened to have one on hand.... -- Mona from Maui

Margo -- You Church Ladies are so MEAN.  I think there's a message in that. --
Annalee

Woodchip Willa -- The price you were asking for those mesquite chips was OUTRAGEOUS.
We can do smoky barbecue for a lot less with less exotic woods. -- Bellamore

Anzahanzek -- Maybe that'll teach you the value of speaking up? -- Dellea Dover

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANZAHANZEK devastated BELLAMORE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MARGO subdued DELLEA DOVER in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
GUMBERCULES vanquished MONA FROM MAUI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SKARA BRAE overpowered MARY ANN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ANNIE AWL won victory over ANNALEE in a 2 minute master's fight.
BIG BAD DADDY JR overpowered WOODCHIP WILLA in a 2 minute gory mismatched Title brawl.
OZAWINDIB viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 7 minute melee.
SPRAY CAN slimly lost to BALBOA in a 6 minute gruesome fight.
SCOOTER vanquished DREMMEL in a 8 minute one-sided fight.
STONEHAWK was beaten by TEVEZ in a 6 minute novice's melee.
PROSPICIO was savagely defeated by PAM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  12 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  12 -  1      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW         9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  19 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   7 -  0      13  |

Turn 714 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882      13  11  0   93 WESTNMAFIA (551)
LUNGING ATTACK   MARGO 6091                 14   6  0   90 CHURCH LADIES (548)
TOTAL PARRY      OZAWINDIB 6212             10   8  0   86 SENTINELS (122)
AIMED BLOW       GUMBERCULES 6214            3   1  0   48 ADULT SWIM (579)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PAM 6277.  The ten other most popular fighters were OZAWINDIB 6212, BIG BAD DADDY 
JR 5882, DREMMEL 6269, ANZAHANZEK 6204, SPRAY CAN 6259, BALBOA 6245, MARGO 6091, 
ANNIE AWL 3432, TEVEZ 6270, and GUMBERCULES 6214.

The least popular fighter this week was SCOOTER 5975.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PROSPICIO 6262, STONEHAWK 4720, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, BELLAMORE 6202, 
WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, ANNALEE 6201, DELLEA DOVER 6175, MARY ANN 6183, GUMBERCULES 
6214, and TEVEZ 6270.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SKARA BRAE (7-6192) SENTINELS (122)