DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/16/2012 Duedate: 10/29/2012
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-717
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ANZAHANZEK
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6204) [12-11-0,100]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ANZAHANZEK POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6204) [12-11-0,100]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ANNIE AWL SPRAY CAN
TOOL SHED (262) TOOL SHED (262)
(7-3432) [20-15-0,92] (7-6259) [6-6-0,36]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BEACH BABES (309)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122) 50
2. TOOL SHED (262) 27 SENTINELS (122)
3. WESTNMAFIA (551) 0 Unchartered Team
4. CHURCH LADIES (548) 0
5. ADULT SWIM (579) 0 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*ADULT SWIM (579) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 1 BEACH BABES (309) 9 6 0
2/ 4 SENTINELS (122) 545 387 27 58.5 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 7 8 0
3- 5 CHURCH LADIES (548) 180 136 19 57.0 3/ 5 TOOL SHED (262) 5 7 0
4/ 6 TOOL SHED (262) 108 97 0 52.7 4- 3 CHURCH LADIES (548) 3 0 1
5- 7*PHILANTHROPISTS (564) 1 1 0 50.0 5- 4 WESTNMAFIA (551) 1 0 0
6- 8 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 45 46 3 49.5 6- 7*PHILANTHROPISTS (564) 1 0 0
7- 9 WESTNMAFIA (551) 55 67 1 45.1 7- 6*ADULT SWIM (579) 1 0 0
8/10 BEACH BABES (309) 950 %1304 28 42.1 8- 8 BRUTAL LEGION (549) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 712): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 594): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 717): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 689): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 713): WILOV VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIST (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 708): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 716): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 701): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 702): GURGLES of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 701): HOEGARDEN of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 667): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 655): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 649): ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 600): QUIZBOY of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 546): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 594): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 712): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 594): COLORS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 717): NUMBERS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 689): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 713): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 708): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 716): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 701): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 702): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 701): THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 667): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 656): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 649): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 600): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 546): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 594) DYSLEXICS UNTIE (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 593): ROBOT CHICKEN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 716): UBIQUITI BULLET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 712): NOLBER PRING of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 701): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 701): MITER BOX of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 654): LOGRANAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 649): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 600): QUIZBOY of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
(turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
BONSUR. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for OZAWINDIB, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after
mashing M. CHARDINEE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. ANNALEE lost to ANZAHANZEK and drops 13
points. In front of all the crowds, ANZAHANZEK took the Duelmaster's crown for his
own. I give the bum two weeks. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to
deliver this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad TOOL SHED? Big bad TOOL SHED. Big bad TOOL SHED. BONSUR's afraid of the
big bad TOOL SHED. Tra la la la la! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch
SENTINELS' act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from
TOOL SHED.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANZAHANZEK 6204 12 11 0 100 SENTINELS (122)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882 14 11 0 105 WESTNMAFIA (551)
-MARY ANN 6183 10 5 0 98 CHURCH LADIES (548)
ANNIE AWL 3432 20 15 0 92 TOOL SHED (262)
-MARGO 6091 15 6 1 92 CHURCH LADIES (548)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OZAWINDIB 6212 11 10 0 84 SENTINELS (122)
BELLAMORE 6202 15 13 0 83 BEACH BABES (309)
DELLEA DOVER 6175 17 18 2 82 BEACH BABES (309)
ANNALEE 6201 13 15 0 79 BEACH BABES (309)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GUMBERCULES 6214 4 1 0 65 ADULT SWIM (579)
WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 11 15 0 62 TOOL SHED (262)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BALBOA 6245 9 5 0 51 SENTINELS (122)
MONA FROM MAUI 6226 11 12 0 45 BEACH BABES (309)
SPRAY CAN 6259 6 6 0 36 TOOL SHED (262)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SCOOTER 5975 2 4 0 28 WESTNMAFIA (551)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DANCING GARDEN 6099 1 1 0 23 PHILANTHROPISTS (564)
-RUTH 6246 3 1 0 22 CHURCH LADIES (548)
MACK 6281 2 1 0 20 SENTINELS (122)
-PAM 6277 2 0 0 19 CHURCH LADIES (548)
-LEFT LANE 5981 1 1 0 14 WESTNMAFIA (551)
DREMMEL 6269 3 2 0 13 TOOL SHED (262)
-STONEWALL 6017 2 2 0 8 WESTNMAFIA (551)
PROSPICIO 6262 0 7 0 7 SENTINELS (122)
SURFIN' SARA 6279 1 2 0 5 BEACH BABES (309)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PEARL WHITE 6170 10 22 0 BEACH BABES 309 YORKE 6040 713 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Well, heck! Me and Annalee are blocking each other from being duelmaster. Talk
about bad planning. If planning was involved. Maybe bad luck is closer to it. -- a
disgruntled Dellea Dover
Ozawaindib -- Drat. I defeated you--DEVASTATINGLY--and still didn't get the title.
Someone has been messing with the balance of luck around here. -- Annalee
Annie Awl -- That was awl-right with me! -- Bellamore
P.S. Semi-sorry about the pun. It was that kind of day.
Woodchip Willa -- I echo Annalee's annoyance. After all, I devastated YOU, and *I*
didn't get to be duelmaster, either. And next turn, it'll probably be somebody else
entirely. Life is like that. -- Dellea Dover
P.S. Which is still better than death!
Balboa -- Hmm, I suppose having TWO other teams to fight instead of standbys is
better than one or none, but... for a while there, the variety was exciting. Ah,
well, at least YOU are here. -- Mona from Maui
Mack -- How ungentlemanly of you! It would have been better if I had gotten a win to
go with those of my teammates. Of course, it's probably good for you, to have a win
on your today-less-fortunate team, so I guess it balances. -- Surfin' Sara
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ANZAHANZEK devastated ANNALEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DELLEA DOVER was viciously subdued by ANNIE AWL in a 1 minute brutal expert's battle.
OZAWINDIB overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
BELLAMORE slimly won victory over WOODCHIP WILLA in a 7 minute brutal veteran's fight.
MONA FROM MAUI slimly lost to BALBOA in a action packed 3 minute brawl.
SPRAY CAN overpowered PROSPICIO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle.
MACK overpowered CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DREMMEL won victory over SURFIN' SARA in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 9 - 2 69 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 12 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 8 - 0 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 20 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 7 - 1 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 11 - 0 21 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
Turn 717 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 6204 12 11 0 100 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK ANNIE AWL 3432 20 15 0 92 TOOL SHED (262)
TOTAL PARRY OZAWINDIB 6212 11 10 0 84 SENTINELS (122)
WALL OF STEEL BALBOA 6245 9 5 0 51 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432. The most popular warrior this turn
was SPRAY CAN 6259. The ten other most popular fighters were OZAWINDIB 6212, MONA
FROM MAUI 6226, BALBOA 6245, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, ANNIE AWL 3432, BELLAMORE 6202,
DREMMEL 6269, ANZAHANZEK 6204, ANNALEE 6201, and PROSPICIO 6262.
The least popular fighter this week was DELLEA DOVER 6175. The other ten least
popular fighters were SURFIN' SARA 6279, MACK 6281, PROSPICIO 6262, ANNALEE 6201,
ANZAHANZEK 6204, DREMMEL 6269, BELLAMORE 6202, ANNIE AWL 3432, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144,
and BALBOA 6245.