DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/16/2012    Duedate: 10/29/2012

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-717

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANZAHANZEK
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6204) [12-11-0,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANZAHANZEK                     POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)                
(7-6204) [12-11-0,100]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANNIE AWL                      SPRAY CAN
TOOL SHED (262)                TOOL SHED (262)
(7-3432) [20-15-0,92]          (7-6259) [6-6-0,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEACH BABES (309)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122)             50
2. TOOL SHED (262)             27      SENTINELS (122)
3. WESTNMAFIA (551)             0      Unchartered Team
4. CHURCH LADIES (548)          0
5. ADULT SWIM (579)             0       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ADULT SWIM (579)           4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 BEACH BABES (309)         9  6 0
 2/ 4 SENTINELS (122)          545 387 27 58.5   2/ 2 SENTINELS (122)           7  8 0
 3- 5 CHURCH LADIES (548)      180 136 19 57.0   3/ 5 TOOL SHED (262)           5  7 0
 4/ 6 TOOL SHED (262)          108  97  0 52.7   4- 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)       3  0 1
 5- 7*PHILANTHROPISTS (564)      1   1  0 50.0   5- 4 WESTNMAFIA (551)          1  0 0
 6- 8 BRUTAL LEGION (549)       45  46  3 49.5   6- 7*PHILANTHROPISTS (564)     1  0 0
 7- 9 WESTNMAFIA (551)          55  67  1 45.1   7- 6*ADULT SWIM (579)          1  0 0
 8/10 BEACH BABES (309)        950 %1304 28 42.1   8- 8 BRUTAL LEGION (549)       0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 712): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 594): THE LIZARD KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 717): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 689): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 713): WILOV VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIST (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 708): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 716): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 701): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 702): GURGLES of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 701): HOEGARDEN of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 667): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 655): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 649): ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 600): QUIZBOY of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 546): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 594): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 712): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 594): COLORS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 717): NUMBERS (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 689): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 713): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 708): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 716): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 701): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 702): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 701): THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 667): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 656): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 649): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 600): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 546): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 594) DYSLEXICS UNTIE (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 593): ROBOT CHICKEN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 716): UBIQUITI BULLET of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 712): NOLBER PRING of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 701): IAYELLE ORBIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 701): MITER BOX of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 654): LOGRANAL MAUR of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 649): UNCLE TED of SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 600): QUIZBOY of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
BONSUR.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for OZAWINDIB, who flew up 14 points in the rankings after 
mashing M. CHARDINEE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  ANNALEE lost to ANZAHANZEK and drops 13 
points.  In front of all the crowds, ANZAHANZEK took the Duelmaster's crown for his 
own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to 
deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad TOOL SHED?  Big bad TOOL SHED.  Big bad TOOL SHED.  BONSUR's afraid of the 
big bad TOOL SHED.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch 
SENTINELS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from 
TOOL SHED.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may 
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANZAHANZEK 6204              12  11  0   100       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIG BAD DADDY JR 5882        14  11  0   105       WESTNMAFIA (551)
-MARY ANN 6183                10   5  0    98       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 ANNIE AWL 3432               20  15  0    92       TOOL SHED (262)
-MARGO 6091                   15   6  1    92       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OZAWINDIB 6212               11  10  0    84       SENTINELS (122)
 BELLAMORE 6202               15  13  0    83       BEACH BABES (309)
 DELLEA DOVER 6175            17  18  2    82       BEACH BABES (309)
 ANNALEE 6201                 13  15  0    79       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUMBERCULES 6214              4   1  0    65       ADULT SWIM (579)
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144          11  15  0    62       TOOL SHED (262)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALBOA 6245                   9   5  0    51       SENTINELS (122)
 MONA FROM MAUI 6226          11  12  0    45       BEACH BABES (309)
 SPRAY CAN 6259                6   6  0    36       TOOL SHED (262)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SCOOTER 5975                  2   4  0    28       WESTNMAFIA (551)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DANCING GARDEN 6099           1   1  0    23       PHILANTHROPISTS (564)
-RUTH 6246                     3   1  0    22       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 MACK 6281                     2   1  0    20       SENTINELS (122)
-PAM 6277                      2   0  0    19       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-LEFT LANE 5981                1   1  0    14       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 DREMMEL 6269                  3   2  0    13       TOOL SHED (262)
-STONEWALL 6017                2   2  0     8       WESTNMAFIA (551)
 PROSPICIO 6262                0   7  0     7       SENTINELS (122)
 SURFIN' SARA 6279             1   2  0     5       BEACH BABES (309)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PEARL WHITE 6170       10 22 0 BEACH BABES 309      YORKE 6040            713  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, heck!  Me and Annalee are blocking each other from being duelmaster.  Talk
about bad planning.  If planning was involved.  Maybe bad luck is closer to it. -- a
disgruntled Dellea Dover

Ozawaindib -- Drat.  I defeated you--DEVASTATINGLY--and still didn't get the title.
Someone has been messing with the balance of luck around here. -- Annalee

Annie Awl -- That was awl-right with me! -- Bellamore
P.S.  Semi-sorry about the pun.  It was that kind of day.

Woodchip Willa -- I echo Annalee's annoyance.  After all, I devastated YOU, and *I*
didn't get to be duelmaster, either.  And next turn, it'll probably be somebody else
entirely.  Life is like that. -- Dellea Dover
P.S.  Which is still better than death!

Balboa -- Hmm, I suppose having TWO other teams to fight instead of standbys is
better than one or none, but... for a while there, the variety was exciting.  Ah,
well, at least YOU are here. -- Mona from Maui

Mack -- How ungentlemanly of you!  It would have been better if I had gotten a win to
go with those of my teammates.  Of course, it's probably good for you, to have a win
on your today-less-fortunate team, so I guess it balances. -- Surfin' Sara

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANZAHANZEK devastated ANNALEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
DELLEA DOVER was viciously subdued by ANNIE AWL in a 1 minute brutal expert's battle.
OZAWINDIB overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
BELLAMORE slimly won victory over WOODCHIP WILLA in a 7 minute brutal veteran's fight.
MONA FROM MAUI slimly lost to BALBOA in a action packed 3 minute brawl.
SPRAY CAN overpowered PROSPICIO in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided struggle.
MACK overpowered CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DREMMEL won victory over SURFIN' SARA in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -   9 -  2      69  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  12 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  20 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  1      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  11 -  0      21  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 717 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 6204            12  11  0  100 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   ANNIE AWL 3432             20  15  0   92 TOOL SHED (262)
TOTAL PARRY      OZAWINDIB 6212             11  10  0   84 SENTINELS (122)
WALL OF STEEL    BALBOA 6245                 9   5  0   51 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SPRAY CAN 6259.  The ten other most popular fighters were OZAWINDIB 6212, MONA 
FROM MAUI 6226, BALBOA 6245, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, ANNIE AWL 3432, BELLAMORE 6202, 
DREMMEL 6269, ANZAHANZEK 6204, ANNALEE 6201, and PROSPICIO 6262.

The least popular fighter this week was DELLEA DOVER 6175.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SURFIN' SARA 6279, MACK 6281, PROSPICIO 6262, ANNALEE 6201, 
ANZAHANZEK 6204, DREMMEL 6269, BELLAMORE 6202, ANNIE AWL 3432, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, 
and BALBOA 6245.