DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/13/2012 Duedate: 11/26/2012
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-719
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ANZAHANZEK
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6204) [14-11-0,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ANZAHANZEK POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6204) [14-11-0,121]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ANNIE AWL ANNIE AWL
TOOL SHED (262) TOOL SHED (262)
(7-3432) [20-17-0,85] (7-3432) [20-17-0,85]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122) 32
2. BEACH BABES (309) 18 SENTINELS (122)
3. THE FIRM (577) 0 Unchartered Team
4. DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 0
5. TOOL SHED (262) -9 BABIA MAJORA (271)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 20 13 0 60.6 1/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 9 6 0
2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 550 392 27 58.4 2/ 1 TOOL SHED (262) 6 6 0
3/ 3 TOOL SHED (262) 111 102 0 52.1 3/ 3 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0
4- 5*THE FIRM (577) 5 6 2 45.5 4- 4*THE FIRM (577) 3 2 1
5/ 6 BEACH BABES (309) 955 %1309 28 42.2 5- 5 DEMONS & DEVILS (543) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 714): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 596): PIGSKIN KING of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 719): SKADI of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 691): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 715): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 710): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 718): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 703): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 704): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 703): PIETROS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 669): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 658): SURFIN' COW of BUCKY FELLINI (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 651): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 602): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 548): VICIOUS THRILL of FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 256): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 596): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 714): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 596): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 719): THE BLACK COMPANY (?, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 691): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 715): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 710): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 718): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 713): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 704): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 703): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 669): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 658): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 651): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 602): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 548): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 256): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 596) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 714): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
BRANDY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 596): KINTHIRA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 710): INK AND STEEL of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
ALUCARD of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 703): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 703): A'S SPECIAL BLEND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 703): PIETROS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
GITCHIGOOMIE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
(turn 702): BASS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
CRIXUS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
BATWAMBA of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 669): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 668): SIDEWINDER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 657): ROBERT GERMAN of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
(turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, BONSUR? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, TOOL SHED, since SENTINELS
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see MONA FROM MAUI win a fight and gain 10 points, terribly.
Tsk, tsk, DELLEA DOVER beat SPRAY CAN and SPRAY CAN lost 5 points. You're breakin'
my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, BONSUR may be getting bland, as
ANZAHANZEK stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am
I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, BONSUR?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. DEMONS & DEVILS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you
were this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And
it looks like SENTINELS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be
losers, if you ask me. Hmph.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of BONSUR. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANZAHANZEK 6204 14 11 0 121 SENTINELS (122)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BALOR 5894 8 1 0 101 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
BELLAMORE 6202 17 13 0 97 BEACH BABES (309)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANNALEE 6201 14 16 0 87 BEACH BABES (309)
ANNIE AWL 3432 20 17 0 85 TOOL SHED (262)
DELLEA DOVER 6175 18 19 2 84 BEACH BABES (309)
OZAWINDIB 6212 12 11 0 78 SENTINELS (122)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 12 16 0 64 TOOL SHED (262)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MONA FROM MAUI 6226 12 13 0 56 BEACH BABES (309)
SPRAY CAN 6259 7 7 0 52 TOOL SHED (262)
-BALOR 5759 6 3 0 48 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
BALBOA 6245 10 6 0 37 SENTINELS (122)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AZ 6187 2 0 1 23 THE FIRM (577)
-GREEN 6236 1 0 1 23 THE FIRM (577)
DREMMEL 6269 4 3 0 22 TOOL SHED (262)
-ESCOBAR 6247 1 0 0 21 THE FIRM (577)
WELLINGTON 6288 1 0 0 9 SENTINELS (122)
SURFIN' SARA 6279 1 4 0 7 BEACH BABES (309)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MACK 6281 2 2 0 SENTINELS 122 GREEN 6236 718
PROSPICIO 6262 0 9 0 SENTINELS 122 STONE GOLEM 719 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Anzahanzek -- Well, the thing with pig roasts is, you need a pit. Bigger than the
pig, line it with stones, build a fire. When the fire burns down to hot coals, drag
'em out (with rakes, not your hands!), line the pit with leaves, drop in the pig, the
onions, the sweet potatoes, all that stuff, top it with leaves, cover it with earth,
build another SMALLER fire just to keep things toasty. And do NOT do this right
under a clothes full of laundry! Cheese louise with fresh pineapple! I don't say
you HAVE to get a skilled professional to do it, but at least read the instructions!
Usually they're on the belly of the pig, so be careful where you cut to gut it. --
Annalee
P.S. North end of the beach beyond the cabanas, during the eclipse. No one will see
us there!
Mack -- Well, on the BEACH, or at the cabana, which is adjacent to the beach more or
less but not ON it (the vins wouldn't grow right ON the beach), ah... what was I
going to say? Darned if I know now! That's the trouble with sticking in a longish
excursis. Still, come by the cabana, and we'll test the new batch of smash. It
won't be AGED, mind, but we almost never age the smash. It's fine when it's young.
-- Surfin' Sara
Balboa -- One thing I've wondered, and Jorja is NO HELP, she just LAUGHS and won't
look it up, is, was it YOU who stood on a peak in Darien and looked with wild
surmise, or somebody else? -- Mona from Maui
Balor -- How totally demonic of you. Still, even demons can find a useful place in
life. For instance, you could light fires at barbecues. -- Dellea Dover
Arsene' Shin Blackheart, Convicted Assassin -- Have you considered another line of
work? You obviously blew the "assassin" thing, or you wouldn't have been convicted,
and you seem to have no particular skill at gladiating, either. -- Bellamore, trying
to be helpful
P.S. *I* don't know what you'd be good at, I thought you elves had all the answers!
Ozawindib -- Wow! It actually WORKED. This calls for a major celebration. How
about cranberry smash, roast turkey, non-candid yams, the whole works? At the
cabana, tonight. -- Annalee
P.S. Or tomorrow night, depending on when I'm free.
Woodchip Willa -- Is that any way to answer an honest question? I just thought maybe
some choice woodchips would improve the barbecue at the luau this weekend. -- Mona
from Maui
Dremmel -- You weren't the tool for me. -- Surfin' Sara
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PROSPICIO was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANZAHANZEK vanquished ANNALEE in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
BELLAMORE subdued ANNIE AWL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody expert's fight.
OZAWINDIB savagely defeated WOODCHIP WILLA in a 5 minute veteran's fight.
DELLEA DOVER vanquished SPRAY CAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MONA FROM MAUI overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BALBOA defeated DREMMEL in a 3 minute melee.
SURFIN' SARA lost to WELLINGTON in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 10 - 2 66 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 12 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 19 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 10 - 1 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 12 - 0 25 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
Turn 719 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE ANZAHANZEK 6204 14 11 0 121 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY BELLAMORE 6202 17 13 0 97 BEACH BABES (309)
LUNGING ATTACK ANNIE AWL 3432 20 17 0 85 TOOL SHED (262)
WALL OF STEEL BALBOA 6245 10 6 0 37 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432. The most popular warrior this turn
was ANNIE AWL 3432. The ten other most popular fighters were OZAWINDIB 6212, DREMMEL
6269, WELLINGTON 6288, ANZAHANZEK 6204, BELLAMORE 6202, DELLEA DOVER 6175, BALBOA
6245, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, and SURFIN' SARA 6279.
The least popular fighter this week was SPRAY CAN 6259. The other ten least popular
fighters were ANNALEE 6201, PROSPICIO 6262, SURFIN' SARA 6279, MONA FROM MAUI 6226,
WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, BALBOA 6245, DELLEA DOVER 6175, BELLAMORE 6202, ANZAHANZEK 6204,
and WELLINGTON 6288.