DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/27/2012    Duedate: 12/10/2012

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-720

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANZAHANZEK
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6204) [15-11-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANZAHANZEK                     GUMBERCULES
SENTINELS (122)                ADULT SWIM (579)
(7-6204) [15-11-0,130]         (7-6214) [4-2-0,61]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANNIE AWL                      ANZAHANZEK
TOOL SHED (262)                SENTINELS (122)
(7-3432) [21-17-0,92]          (7-6204) [15-11-0,130]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEACH BABES (309)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BEACH BABES (309)           26
2. SENTINELS (122)             16      WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
3. TOOL SHED (262)             10      Unchartered Team
4. WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)     6
5. THE FIRM (577)               0      ADULT SWIM (579)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ADULT SWIM (579)           4   2  0 66.7   1/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         8  7 0
 2- 1 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)     20  13  0 60.6   2/ 1 SENTINELS (122)           7  8 0
 3/ 0 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)  92  64  7 59.0   3/ 2 TOOL SHED (262)           6  6 1
 4/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          552 395 27 58.3   4- 4*THE FIRM (577)            3  2 1
 5/ 3 TOOL SHED (262)          114 103  1 52.5   5/ 0 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)  1  0 0
 6- 4*THE FIRM (577)             5   6  2 45.5   6- 5 DEMONS & DEVILS (543)     1  0 0
 7/ 5 BEACH BABES (309)        958 %1311 28 42.2   7/ 0*ADULT SWIM (579)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 715): ALLANA LORIMER of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 597): PIGSKIN of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 720): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 692): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 716): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 719): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 704): DORA T. EXPLORA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 705): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 704): HARDY of CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 670): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 659): SURFIN' COW of BUCKY FELLINI (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 652): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 603): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 256): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 715): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 597): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 720): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 692): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 716): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 719): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 705): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 704): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 670): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 659): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 652): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 603): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 549): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 256): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 597) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 714): SHOTGUN DADDY of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
                            BRANDY of BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 596): KINTHIRA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 711): LIZZIE BROADAXE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 710): INK AND STEEL of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
                            ALUCARD of GOLDEN DAWN (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 703): BATIATUS of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 705): NEVER FOREVER of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 703): PIETROS of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                           GITCHIGOOMIE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 669): VIPER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Nothing is certain in BONSUR, with changing 
loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--BEACH BABES.  Say 
what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but TOOL SHED will tell you 
114-103-1 is nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for MERCURINO, who pummelled 
CONDEMNED PIRATE, to pocket 13 points.  A certain someone should cut down on the 
drinking and practice more, after losing 8 points to DELLEA DOVER.  (Discrete enough, 
OZAWINDIB?) Well, Duelmaster ANZAHANZEK challenged BEACH BABES' BELLAMORE.  Is a 
14-11-0 good enough?  ANZAHANZEK successfully staved off a grab for the roses by 
BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES.  Does BONSUR have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  
Word has it one team in BONSUR is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a 
charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys 
in DEMONS & DEVILS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  
The warriors of DEMONS & DEVILS found their efforts at combat frustrated as SENTINELS 
apparently had more important things to do than fight.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen 
into an unconscious stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  BONSUR, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The 
Dripping Blade.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANZAHANZEK 6204              15  11  0   130       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BALOR 5894                    8   1  0   101       DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
 ANNALEE 6201                 15  16  0    97       BEACH BABES (309)
 DELLEA DOVER 6175            19  19  2    96       BEACH BABES (309)
 BELLAMORE 6202               17  14  0    95       BEACH BABES (309)
 ANNIE AWL 3432               21  17  0    92       TOOL SHED (262)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FOUNTAINHEAD 5278            11   9  1    85       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
 OZAWINDIB 6212               12  12  0    70       SENTINELS (122)
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144          13  16  0    67       TOOL SHED (262)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONA FROM MAUI 6226          13  13  0    61       BEACH BABES (309)
 GUMBERCULES 6214              4   2  0    61       ADULT SWIM (579)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPRAY CAN 6259                7   8  0    48       TOOL SHED (262)
-BALOR 5759                    6   3  0    48       DEMONS & DEVILS (543)
 BALBOA 6245                  10   7  0    40       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARVEY WALLBANGER 5737        3   0  0    33       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
 DREMMEL 6269                  5   3  1    26       TOOL SHED (262)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AZ 6187                       2   0  1    23       THE FIRM (577)
-GREEN 6236                    1   0  1    23       THE FIRM (577)
-ESCOBAR 6247                  1   0  0    21       THE FIRM (577)
-BREW 102 5492                 3   0  0    18       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
 MERCURINO 6289                1   0  0    13       SENTINELS (122)
 SURFIN' SARA 6279             1   5  0     8       BEACH BABES (309)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MACK 6281               2  2 0 SENTINELS 122        GREEN 6236            718   
WELLINGTON 6288         1  1 0 SENTINELS 122        DREMMEL 6269          720   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Anzahanzek -- Huh, see if I offer YOU the latest smash!  Oh, well, I would, actually.
We don't believe in hogging the smash to ourselves.  And we've got some really good
pumpkin pie, too. -- Annalee

Annie Awl -- You don't want to get too pointed out there.  It makes your focus too
narrow. -- Bellamore

Spray Can -- You want me to use that on my HAIR?  No way!  You elves are seriously
weird. -- Dellea Dover

Oh, a Userous Merchant.  Like I care. -- Mona from Maui

Wellington -- I found your boots fascinating. -- Surfin' Sara

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANZAHANZEK viciously subdued BELLAMORE in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
ANNALEE handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
DELLEA DOVER devastated OZAWINDIB in a exciting 2 minute one-sided fight.
ANNIE AWL devastated GUMBERCULES in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
WOODCHIP WILLA savagely defeated BALBOA in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
MONA FROM MAUI overcame SPRAY CAN in a 2 minute fight.
HARVEY WALLBANGER handily defeated SURFIN' SARA in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
DREMMEL viciously butchered WELLINGTON in a 1 minute gruesome fight.
MERCURINO vanquished CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   8 -  2      69  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  10 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  17 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  12 -  1      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  11 -  1      31  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 720 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1                                       2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     ANZAHANZEK 6204            15  11  0  130 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY      BELLAMORE 6202             17  14  0   95 BEACH BABES (309)
LUNGING ATTACK   ANNIE AWL 3432             21  17  0   92 TOOL SHED (262)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GUMBERCULES 6214            4   2  0   61 ADULT SWIM (579)
WALL OF STEEL    BALBOA 6245                10   7  0   40 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ANZAHANZEK 6204.  The ten other most popular fighters were WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, 
DELLEA DOVER 6175, BELLAMORE 6202, ANNALEE 6201, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, BALBOA 6245, 
HARVEY WALLBANGER 5737, OZAWINDIB 6212, ANNIE AWL 3432, and SPRAY CAN 6259.

The least popular fighter this week was SURFIN' SARA 6279.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GUMBERCULES 6214, WELLINGTON 6288, MERCURINO 6289, DREMMEL 
6269, SPRAY CAN 6259, ANNIE AWL 3432, OZAWINDIB 6212, HARVEY WALLBANGER 5737, BALBOA 
6245, and MONA FROM MAUI 6226.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ANZAHANZEK (7-6204) SENTINELS (122)