DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/25/2012 Duedate: 01/07/2013
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-722
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MARY ANN
CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-6183) [12-5-0,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MARGO GUMBERCULES
CHURCH LADIES (548) ADULT SWIM (579)
(7-6091) [17-6-1,117] (7-6214) [6-2-0,84]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ANNIE AWL MERCURIO
TOOL SHED (262) SENTINELS (122)
(7-3432) [21-19-0,90] (7-6289) [2-1-0,23]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SENTINELS (122)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SENTINELS (122) 59
2. CHURCH LADIES (548) 27 SENTINELS (122)
3. THE FIRM (577) 19 Unchartered Team
4. ADULT SWIM (579) 13
5. DEMONIC FURY (573) 8 ADULT SWIM (579)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*ADULT SWIM (579) 6 2 0 75.0 1/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 9 6 0
2- 2 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) 93 64 7 59.2 2/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548) 5 3 0
3/ 3 SENTINELS (122) 559 398 27 58.4 3/ 3 TOOL SHED (262) 5 6 1
4/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548) 185 139 19 57.1 4/ 2 BEACH BABES (309) 5 10 0
5/ 5 TOOL SHED (262) 116 108 1 51.8 5- 5 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) 2 0 0
6/ 6 BEACH BABES (309) 960 %1319 28 42.1 6/ 7*ADULT SWIM (579) 2 1 0
7/ 0*DEMONIC FURY (573) 5 7 1 41.7 7- 6*ANIMAL KINGDOM (584) 2 3 0
8- 7*FORCE VENGERS (98) 6 9 0 40.0 8/ 0*DEMONIC FURY (573) 1 0 0
9- 8*ANIMAL KINGDOM (584) 2 3 0 40.0 9/ 8*THE FIRM (577) 0 4 0
10/ 9*THE FIRM (577) 5 10 2 33.3 10- 9*FORCE VENGERS (98) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 717): PHIL HELLMUTH of POKER GREATS (?, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 599): KESTRALINE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 722): FREQUENT FLAYER of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 694): JAEGER of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 718): BUZZ KILL of HOOKED ON COFFEE (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 713): HARD CORE of INK & STEEL FOREVER (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 721): MARY ANN of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 706): JIGGA of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 707): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 706): SPOONFUL of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 672): VENOM of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 661): NORVANDARRO KREN of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 654): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 605): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 288): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 281): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 551): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 599): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 717): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 599): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 722): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 694): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 718): SHADY LADYS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 713): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 721): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 716): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 707): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 706): THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 672): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 661): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 654): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 605): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 288): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 281): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 551): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 599) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 717): ALLANA LORIMER of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 721): HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO of GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 694): KID KOALA of COLLEGE RADIO #4 (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 720): ANZAHANZEK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 705): DORA T. EXPLORA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
MUGSY of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 707): GURGLES of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 654): C-PAPPY of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 605): DR. ORPHEUS of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 281): KING MIDAS of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
(turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 551): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
KOLBERT MOON of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
BONSUR. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for MAULI LAMA, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after
mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some
days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. WOODCHIP WILLA was overcame by ANNALEE
and drops 11 points. Our battling duelmaster MARY ANN has managed to hold the title,
fending off DELLEA DOVER's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, BEACH
BABES. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the BONSUR arena. And hey,
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid TOOL SHED, please raise you hand. Wow. Does
BONSUR really have that many liars? For those of you who like math, try this one:
TOOL SHED + Weapons That go Boom = CHURCH LADIES + Avoid City. Well dang howdy, but
if challenges were votes, ANNIE AWL would be president. Although it may be a contest
she doesn't want to win. In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, PAM went
after MONA FROM MAUI, who was higher by 25 points. Well, when the dust settled, PAM
was beat by MONA FROM MAUI. MARGO of CHURCH LADIES had better have a good reason for
challenging down 15 points in a challenge which she won. I thought MARGO showed
great skill and promise when she defeated ANNIE AWL. All right, so I slept through
it! Big deal!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Ask not the elves for counsel,
for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in BONSUR have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARY ANN 6183 12 5 0 116 CHURCH LADIES (548)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARGO 6091 17 6 1 117 CHURCH LADIES (548)
ANNALEE 6201 16 17 0 99 BEACH BABES (309)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANNIE AWL 3432 21 19 0 90 TOOL SHED (262)
OZAWINDIB 6212 14 12 0 85 SENTINELS (122)
-FOUNTAINHEAD 5278 11 9 1 85 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
DELLEA DOVER 6175 19 21 2 84 BEACH BABES (309)
GUMBERCULES 6214 6 2 0 84 ADULT SWIM (579)
WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 14 17 0 77 TOOL SHED (262)
ROSE 6139 5 0 1 74 DEMONIC FURY (573)
BELLAMORE 6202 17 16 0 71 BEACH BABES (309)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MONA FROM MAUI 6226 14 14 0 56 BEACH BABES (309)
BALBOA 6245 11 8 0 42 SENTINELS (122)
-HARVEY WALLBANGER 5737 4 0 0 35 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DREMMEL 6269 6 4 1 29 TOOL SHED (262)
PAM 6277 3 1 0 29 CHURCH LADIES (548)
RUTH 6246 3 2 0 29 CHURCH LADIES (548)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AZ 6187 2 0 1 23 THE FIRM (577)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MERCURIO 6289 2 1 0 23 SENTINELS (122)
-GREEN 6236 1 0 1 23 THE FIRM (577)
-MAIDEN MICHELLE 812 3 1 0 21 FORCE VENGERS (98)
-ESCOBAR 6247 1 0 0 21 THE FIRM (577)
MAULI LAMA 6292 1 1 0 21 SENTINELS (122)
-BREW 102 5492 3 0 0 18 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
GANNUCK 6296 1 0 0 13 SENTINELS (122)
SURFIN' SARA 6279 1 7 0 10 BEACH BABES (309)
-MUFASA 6272 1 0 0 7 ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)
-DARE DEVIL 810 1 2 0 6 FORCE VENGERS (98)
-BR'ER FOX 6276 1 0 0 3 ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)
-PEACE 6256 0 1 0 1 FORCE VENGERS (98)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MACK 6281 2 2 0 SENTINELS 122 GREEN 6236 718 NONE
WELLINGTON 6288 1 1 0 SENTINELS 122 DREMMEL 6269 720 REVENGED
DA1 6294 0 1 0 THE FIRM 577 SPYMASTER 722 NONE
DA2 6295 0 1 0 THE FIRM 577 DARK CHAMPION 722 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Gumbercules -- I can't figure out if you're a kind of candy, or something dubious in
the lower intestine. -- Mona from Maui
Harvey Wallbanger -- Oh, you couldn't find a wall, so you decided to bang on ME?
Thanks loads, I did NOT need that. -- Surfin' Sara
Margo -- I sense a trend developing here, and I don't like it. But at least I don't
have to do ALL the losing.... -- Annalee
Mary Ann -- Yep, Anna had it right. A definite trend. -- Dellea Dover
Woodchip Willa -- And that finishes us a PERFECT oh-fer turn. What a thrill. I
think we should go have a party somewhere to recover from it. -- Bellamore
ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA2 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was viciously butchered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
MARGO demolished ANNIE AWL in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GUMBERCULES bested BELLAMORE in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
PAM was subdued by MONA FROM MAUI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
MERCURIO won victory over RUTH in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
MARY ANN overpowered DELLEA DOVER in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
ANNALEE vanquished WOODCHIP WILLA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OZAWINDIB overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute uneven duel.
ROSE overpowered BALBOA in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DREMMEL savagely defeated SURFIN' SARA in a 2 minute brutal fight.
MAULI LAMA demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GANNUCK devastated CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 9 - 2 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 7 - 0 65 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 18 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 11 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 722 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MARY ANN 6183 12 5 0 116 CHURCH LADIES (548)
TOTAL PARRY OZAWINDIB 6212 14 12 0 85 SENTINELS (122)
AIMED BLOW GUMBERCULES 6214 6 2 0 84 ADULT SWIM (579)
STRIKING ATTACK ROSE 6139 5 0 1 74 DEMONIC FURY (573)
WALL OF STEEL BALBOA 6245 11 8 0 42 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ANNIE AWL 3432. The most popular warrior this turn
was MERCURIO 6289. The ten other most popular fighters were GUMBERCULES 6214,
OZAWINDIB 6212, ROSE 6139, DA1 6294, MARGO 6091, DREMMEL 6269, MARY ANN 6183, ANNALEE
6201, ANNIE AWL 3432, and MONA FROM MAUI 6226.
The least popular fighter this week was WOODCHIP WILLA 6144. The other ten least
popular fighters were DELLEA DOVER 6175, GANNUCK 6296, BALBOA 6245, RUTH 6246, PAM
6277, BELLAMORE 6202, DA2 6295, MAULI LAMA 6292, SURFIN' SARA 6279, and MONA FROM
MAUI 6226.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MARY ANN (7-6183) CHURCH LADIES (548)