DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 02/19/2013 Duedate: 03/04/2013 BONSUR ARENA DM-7 TURN-726 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS MARGO CHURCH LADIES (548) (7-6091) [20-7-1,109] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader MARGO MAIDEN HAIR PASTA CHURCH LADIES (548) SHEWISH PICNIC (580) (7-6091) [20-7-1,109] (7-6221) [3-0-0,32] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite OZAWINDIB WOODCHIP WILLA SENTINELS (122) TOOL SHED (262) (7-6212) [15-15-0,81] (7-6144) [16-19-0,93] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM TOOL SHED (262) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 26 2. TOOL SHED (262) 18 SENTINELS (122) 3. CHURCH LADIES (548) 17 Unchartered Team 4. BEACH BABES (309) 17 5. DEMONIC FURY (573) 0 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 2 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) 94 64 8 59.5 1/ 3 TOOL SHED (262) 7 6 0 2/ 3 SENTINELS (122) 569 408 27 58.2 2/ 1 SENTINELS (122) 7 8 0 3/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548) 195 148 19 56.9 3/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548) 6 8 0 4/ 5 TOOL SHED (262) 124 116 1 51.7 4/ 4 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0 5- 6*DEMONIC FURY (573) 8 10 1 44.4 5- 5*DEMONIC FURY (573) 3 2 0 6/ 7 BEACH BABES (309) 967 %1332 28 42.1 6/ 8*SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 3 5 0 7/ 9*SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 4 9 0 30.8 7- 6 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) 1 0 1 8- 8*THE FIRM (577) 5 12 2 29.4 8- 9*THE FIRM (577) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 721): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 603): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 726): FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 698): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 722): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 717): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 710): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 711): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 710): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 676): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 665): KORGENDAL FARS of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 658): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 609): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 290): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 283): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 555): ROSWELL of COVER-UP (Buri, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 603): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 721): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 603): MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 726): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 698): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 5 KALTOS (turn 722): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 717): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 725): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 710): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 711): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 710): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 676): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 665): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 658): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 609): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 290): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 283): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 555): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 603) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 720): ERBIN PARNAN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 602): FORBIDDEN FRUIT of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 726): SKADI of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 722): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 717): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 710): CIRIC of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) (turn 709): JAGABORG of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 710): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 658): ELIFAS KENT of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.) (turn 657): COMMON SENSE of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT Much has changed in BONSUR since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Bein' on top is great while it lasts, SENTINELS. But how many friends do you have now? What's with DREMMEL? He actually beat SENTINELS' BALBOA, and walked away with 24 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at TOOL SHED while they watched DREMMEL clobber BALBOA. He lost 11 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. Apparently BONSUR isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought. The Dreaded Duelmaster got 2 challenges this turn! BONSUR has a Duelmaster who doesn't sit back and get lazy. She Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's BUTTERCUP (0-0-0), which should prove (ahem!) interesting. The crowds were amazed this turn, as BUTTERCUP killed the Duelmaster, ANNIE AWL, leaving TOOL SHED in mourning. So now MARGO gets to be BONSUR's Duelmaster. But what comes around goes around. Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting! If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The most avoided team was BEACH BABES. The bums at CHURCH LADIES couldn't face the challenges from BEACH BABES! No excuse for that! Maybe CHURCH LADIES' PAM is one of those gals who likes pain, or something. That's what she'll get next week, after challenging up 27 to BELLAMORE. PAM found one way to advance: challenging BELLAMORE and losing, but getting 4 points. No brain, no pain. A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters don't accept this. The best do. How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go... Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf. Olaffighterwork and no play. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MARGO 6091 20 7 1 109 CHURCH LADIES (548) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ANNALEE 6201 18 19 0 96 BEACH BABES (309) WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 16 19 0 93 TOOL SHED (262) -ROSE 6139 7 1 1 91 DEMONIC FURY (573) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DELLEA DOVER 6175 20 24 2 87 BEACH BABES (309) BELLAMORE 6202 20 17 0 87 BEACH BABES (309) -FOUNTAINHEAD 5278 11 9 1 85 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) OZAWINDIB 6212 15 15 0 81 SENTINELS (122) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PAM 6277 5 3 0 62 CHURCH LADIES (548) MONA FROM MAUI 6226 14 18 0 60 BEACH BABES (309) DREMMEL 6269 9 5 1 60 TOOL SHED (262) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RUTH 6246 6 3 0 53 CHURCH LADIES (548) -HARVEY WALLBANGER 5737 5 0 1 53 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) BALBOA 6245 14 9 0 51 SENTINELS (122) MAULI LAMA 6292 3 3 0 34 SENTINELS (122) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221 3 0 0 32 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -AZ 6187 2 0 1 23 THE FIRM (577) -GREEN 6236 1 0 1 23 THE FIRM (577) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ESCOBAR 6247 1 0 0 21 THE FIRM (577) GANNUCK 6296 3 2 0 20 SENTINELS (122) -BREW 102 5492 3 0 0 18 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475) SURFIN' SARA 6279 2 10 0 18 BEACH BABES (309) FLAPJACK 6304 1 0 0 11 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) -BUZZSAW 6206 1 0 0 9 DEMONIC FURY (573) SHIRLEY 6293 1 2 0 5 CHURCH LADIES (548) LAURIE 6299 0 3 0 3 CHURCH LADIES (548) RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315 0 1 0 1 SENTINELS (122) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MERCURIO 6289 4 2 0 SENTINELS 122 HARVEY WALLBANGE 5737 725 MEAL 6312 0 1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580 STONE GOLEM 726 NONE SNACK 6310 0 1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580 SPYMASTER 726 NONE ANNIE AWL 3432 24 20 0 TOOL SHED 262 BUTTERCUP 726 NONE PERSONAL ADS Embezzling Scribe -- Keep your hands off my noodle! -- Maiden Hair Pasta Our congratulations to Annie Awl. You're awl-right, girl! -- the Beach Babes Margo -- Drat. -- Annalee P.S. Yes, I know, unimaginative. But it's all I could think of, what with having been up late partying at the cabana and having a hangover this morning. It must have been the imported drinks, the smash never causes hangovers. It's GOOD for us. Pam -- So there! -- Bellamore P.S. Good heavens, you learned SIX skills? I should have charged extra. Annie Awl -- Probably the political points. Better you should have them than me, I'm not at all political. -- Dellea Dover Balboa -- I can't believe you did that. -- Mona from Maui Gannuck -- What? -- Surfin' Sara LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ANNIE AWL was viciously butchered by BUTTERCUP in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight. MEAL was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. SNACK was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel. PAM was bested by BELLAMORE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight. SHIRLEY was demolished by MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. GANNUCK was defeated by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 2 minute Challenge struggle. MARGO beat DELLEA DOVER in a 2 minute master's Title brawl. WOODCHIP WILLA narrowly defeated OZAWINDIB in a action packed 8 minute expert's melee. ANNALEE vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven fight. BALBOA was viciously subdued by DREMMEL in a popular 3 minute brutal fight. MONA FROM MAUI was unbelievably bested by RUTH in a popular 3 minute bout. SURFIN' SARA savagely defeated LAURIE in a 6 minute master vs. amateur match. FLAPJACK demolished RAGNAR IRONSIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 4 - 1 71 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 17 - 11 - 0 61 | |AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 14 - 0 56 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 6 - 1 54 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 15 - 0 52 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 18 - 0 44 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 17 - 1 39 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 8 - 0 27 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 11 - 0 21 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 - 0 0 | Turn 726 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK MARGO 6091 20 7 1 109 CHURCH LADIES (548) TOTAL PARRY BELLAMORE 6202 20 17 0 87 BEACH BABES (309) PARRY-LUNGE DREMMEL 6269 9 5 1 60 TOOL SHED (262) WALL OF STEEL BALBOA 6245 14 9 0 51 SENTINELS (122) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is OZAWINDIB 6212. The most popular warrior this turn was WOODCHIP WILLA 6144. The ten other most popular fighters were OZAWINDIB 6212, DREMMEL 6269, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, SURFIN' SARA 6279, PAM 6277, LAURIE 6299, BELLAMORE 6202, FLAPJACK 6304, MAULI LAMA 6292, and MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221. The least popular fighter this week was RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315. The other ten least popular fighters were SNACK 6310, MEAL 6312, RUTH 6246, BALBOA 6245, SHIRLEY 6293, DELLEA DOVER 6175, GANNUCK 6296, ANNALEE 6201, MARGO 6091, and MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: MARGO (7-6091) CHURCH LADIES (548) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: ANNIE AWL (7-3432) TOOL SHED (262)