DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/19/2013    Duedate: 03/04/2013

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-726

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MARGO
CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-6091) [20-7-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MARGO                          MAIDEN HAIR PASTA
CHURCH LADIES (548)            SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6091) [20-7-1,109]          (7-6221) [3-0-0,32]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OZAWINDIB                      WOODCHIP WILLA
SENTINELS (122)                TOOL SHED (262)
(7-6212) [15-15-0,81]          (7-6144) [16-19-0,93]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOOL SHED (262)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH PICNIC (580)        26
2. TOOL SHED (262)             18      SENTINELS (122)
3. CHURCH LADIES (548)         17      Unchartered Team
4. BEACH BABES (309)           17
5. DEMONIC FURY (573)           0      SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)  94  64  8 59.5   1/ 3 TOOL SHED (262)           7  6 0
 2/ 3 SENTINELS (122)          569 408 27 58.2   2/ 1 SENTINELS (122)           7  8 0
 3/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548)      195 148 19 56.9   3/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)       6  8 0
 4/ 5 TOOL SHED (262)          124 116  1 51.7   4/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         6  9 0
 5- 6*DEMONIC FURY (573)         8  10  1 44.4   5- 5*DEMONIC FURY (573)        3  2 0
 6/ 7 BEACH BABES (309)        967 %1332 28 42.1   6/ 8*SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      3  5 0
 7/ 9*SHEWISH PICNIC (580)       4   9  0 30.8   7- 6 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)  1  0 1
 8- 8*THE FIRM (577)             5  12  2 29.4   8- 9*THE FIRM (577)            0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 721): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 603): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 726): FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 698): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 722): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 717): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 710): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 711): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 710): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 676): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 665): KORGENDAL FARS of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 609): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 290): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 283): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 555): ROSWELL of COVER-UP (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 603): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 721): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 603): MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 726): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 698): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 722): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 717): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 710): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 711): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 710): CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 676): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 665): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 308): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 609): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 290): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 283): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 555): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 603) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 720): ERBIN PARNAN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 602): FORBIDDEN FRUIT of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 726): SKADI of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 722): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 717): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 710): CIRIC of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
               (turn 709): JAGABORG of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 710): DERRY DARLIN of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): ELIFAS KENT of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
               (turn 657): COMMON SENSE of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                           ARMORED ECHO of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in BONSUR since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Bein' on top is great 
while it lasts, SENTINELS.  But how many friends do you have now?  What's with 
DREMMEL?  He actually beat SENTINELS' BALBOA, and walked away with 24 more points 
from the fight.  Laughs were big at TOOL SHED while they watched DREMMEL clobber 
BALBOA.  He lost 11 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
Apparently BONSUR isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought.  The 
Dreaded Duelmaster got 2 challenges this turn!  BONSUR has a Duelmaster who doesn't 
sit back and get lazy.  She Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's BUTTERCUP (0-0-0), 
which should prove (ahem!) interesting.  The crowds were amazed this turn, as 
BUTTERCUP killed the Duelmaster, ANNIE AWL, leaving TOOL SHED in mourning.  So now 
MARGO gets to be BONSUR's Duelmaster.  But what comes around goes around.  Advice to 
fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was BEACH BABES.  The bums at CHURCH LADIES couldn't face the 
challenges from BEACH BABES!  No excuse for that!  Maybe CHURCH LADIES' PAM is one of 
those gals who likes pain, or something.  That's what she'll get next week, after 
challenging up 27 to BELLAMORE.  PAM found one way to advance:  challenging BELLAMORE 
and losing, but getting 4 points.  No brain, no pain.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, 
places to go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARGO 6091                   20   7  1   109       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANNALEE 6201                 18  19  0    96       BEACH BABES (309)
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144          16  19  0    93       TOOL SHED (262)
-ROSE 6139                     7   1  1    91       DEMONIC FURY (573)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELLEA DOVER 6175            20  24  2    87       BEACH BABES (309)
 BELLAMORE 6202               20  17  0    87       BEACH BABES (309)
-FOUNTAINHEAD 5278            11   9  1    85       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
 OZAWINDIB 6212               15  15  0    81       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAM 6277                      5   3  0    62       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 MONA FROM MAUI 6226          14  18  0    60       BEACH BABES (309)
 DREMMEL 6269                  9   5  1    60       TOOL SHED (262)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUTH 6246                     6   3  0    53       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-HARVEY WALLBANGER 5737        5   0  1    53       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
 BALBOA 6245                  14   9  0    51       SENTINELS (122)
 MAULI LAMA 6292               3   3  0    34       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221        3   0  0    32       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AZ 6187                       2   0  1    23       THE FIRM (577)
-GREEN 6236                    1   0  1    23       THE FIRM (577)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ESCOBAR 6247                  1   0  0    21       THE FIRM (577)
 GANNUCK 6296                  3   2  0    20       SENTINELS (122)
-BREW 102 5492                 3   0  0    18       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
 SURFIN' SARA 6279             2  10  0    18       BEACH BABES (309)
 FLAPJACK 6304                 1   0  0    11       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-BUZZSAW 6206                  1   0  0     9       DEMONIC FURY (573)
 SHIRLEY 6293                  1   2  0     5       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 LAURIE 6299                   0   3  0     3       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315          0   1  0     1       SENTINELS (122)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MERCURIO 6289           4  2 0 SENTINELS 122        HARVEY WALLBANGE 5737 725   
MEAL 6312               0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   STONE GOLEM           726  NONE
SNACK 6310              0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   SPYMASTER             726  NONE
ANNIE AWL 3432         24 20 0 TOOL SHED 262        BUTTERCUP             726  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Embezzling Scribe -- Keep your hands off my noodle! -- Maiden Hair Pasta

Our congratulations to Annie Awl.  You're awl-right, girl! -- the Beach Babes

Margo -- Drat. -- Annalee
P.S.  Yes, I know, unimaginative.  But it's all I could think of, what with having
been up late partying at the cabana and having a hangover this morning.  It must have
been the imported drinks, the smash never causes hangovers.  It's GOOD for us.

Pam -- So there! -- Bellamore
P.S.  Good heavens, you learned SIX skills?  I should have charged extra.

Annie Awl -- Probably the political points.  Better you should have them than me, I'm
not at all political. -- Dellea Dover

Balboa -- I can't believe you did that. -- Mona from Maui

Gannuck -- What? -- Surfin' Sara

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANNIE AWL was viciously butchered by BUTTERCUP in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
MEAL was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
SNACK was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
PAM was bested by BELLAMORE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SHIRLEY was demolished by MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
GANNUCK was defeated by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
MARGO beat DELLEA DOVER in a 2 minute master's Title brawl.
WOODCHIP WILLA narrowly defeated OZAWINDIB in a action packed 8 minute expert's melee.
ANNALEE vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BALBOA was viciously subdued by DREMMEL in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
MONA FROM MAUI was unbelievably bested by RUTH in a popular 3 minute bout.
SURFIN' SARA savagely defeated LAURIE in a 6 minute master vs. amateur match.
FLAPJACK demolished RAGNAR IRONSIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   4 -  1      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        17 -  11 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  15 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  18 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  17 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  11 -  0      21  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 726 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MARGO 6091                 20   7  1  109 CHURCH LADIES (548)
TOTAL PARRY      BELLAMORE 6202             20  17  0   87 BEACH BABES (309)
PARRY-LUNGE      DREMMEL 6269                9   5  1   60 TOOL SHED (262)
WALL OF STEEL    BALBOA 6245                14   9  0   51 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OZAWINDIB 6212.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WOODCHIP WILLA 6144.  The ten other most popular fighters were OZAWINDIB 6212, 
DREMMEL 6269, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, SURFIN' SARA 6279, PAM 6277, LAURIE 6299, 
BELLAMORE 6202, FLAPJACK 6304, MAULI LAMA 6292, and MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221.

The least popular fighter this week was RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SNACK 6310, MEAL 6312, RUTH 6246, BALBOA 6245, SHIRLEY 6293, 
DELLEA DOVER 6175, GANNUCK 6296, ANNALEE 6201, MARGO 6091, and MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 
6221.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MARGO (7-6091) CHURCH LADIES (548)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ANNIE AWL (7-3432) TOOL SHED (262)