DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/05/2013    Duedate: 03/18/2013

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-727

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BELLAMORE
BEACH BABES (309)
(7-6202) [21-17-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BELLAMORE                      MAIDEN HAIR PASTA
BEACH BABES (309)              SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6202) [21-17-0,98]          (7-6221) [4-0-0,34]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OZAWINDIB                      PAM
SENTINELS (122)                CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-6212) [15-16-0,78]          (7-6277) [6-3-0,71]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHURCH LADIES (548)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHURCH LADIES (548)         25
2. SHEWISH PICNIC (580)        22      SENTINELS (122)
3. BEACH BABES (309)           12      Unchartered Team
4. SENTINELS (122)             12
5. TOOL SHED (262)              3      SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)  94  64  8 59.5   1/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)       7  7 0
 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          571 411 27 58.1   2/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         7  8 0
 3/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)      198 150 19 56.9   3/ 2 SENTINELS (122)           6  9 0
 4/ 4 TOOL SHED (262)          124 119  1 51.0   4/ 6*SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      5  7 0
 5- 5*DEMONIC FURY (573)         8  10  1 44.4   5/ 1 TOOL SHED (262)           4  7 0
 6/ 6 BEACH BABES (309)        970 %1334 28 42.1   6- 7 WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)  1  0 1
 7/ 7*SHEWISH PICNIC (580)       6  11  0 35.3   7- 5*DEMONIC FURY (573)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 722): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 604): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 723): WILOV VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIST (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 718): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 726): MARGO of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 711): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 712): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 711): HARDY of CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 677): BEEF of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 666): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 659): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 610): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 556): ROSWELL of COVER-UP (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 604): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 722): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 604): MISNOMERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 723): SHADY LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 718): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 726): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 711): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 712): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 711): THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 677): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 666): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 659): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 610): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 556): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): BASH BROS HAIRCUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 604) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
              (turn 726): SKADI of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 722): HORSE of ON THE FARM (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 717): SKIP JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 726): MARGO of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
               (turn 725): ANNIE AWL of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 711): FROST/NIXON of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
               (turn 710): CIRIC of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 712): RUTH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 666): NORVANDARRO KREN of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 658): ELIFAS KENT of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of BONSUR.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  The boys at TOOL SHED 
left the arena dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by CHURCH LADIES.  
Good show!  TOOL SHED after a sorry 0-3-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands 
and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!  BEACH BABES had cause to 
celebrate, after BELLAMORE got 11 points by beating WOODCHIP WILLA.  A certain 
someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 7 points to 
BALBOA.  (Discrete enough, RUTH?) Duelmaster MARGO from CHURCH LADIES is going for 
the gold, as she challenged BEACH BABES' ANNALEE.  Ooh, the excitement!  ANNALEE 
found out that BONSUR isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster 
here!  Word has it one team in BONSUR is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a 
charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of SENTINELS, alone and unchallenged.  As a woman 
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of CHURCH LADIES, so did that sorry team shy 
from SENTINELS If challenges were horses, BELLAMORE could open up a fast food joint!  
Do my ears deceive me?  LAURIE (outclassed by 29 points) challenged MAIDEN HAIR 
PASTA, in what promises to be a fight.(!) It's not whether you win or lose, but how 
many points you get (6).  Right, LAURIE?   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not for 
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in BONSUR is the highlight of my life.  As the seasons 
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave 
this place.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLAMORE 6202               21  17  0    98       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELLEA DOVER 6175            21  24  2    91       BEACH BABES (309)
 ANNALEE 6201                 18  20  0    91       BEACH BABES (309)
-ROSE 6139                     7   1  1    91       DEMONIC FURY (573)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144          16  20  0    89       TOOL SHED (262)
-FOUNTAINHEAD 5278            11   9  1    85       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
 OZAWINDIB 6212               15  16  0    78       SENTINELS (122)
 PAM 6277                      6   3  0    71       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONA FROM MAUI 6226          15  18  0    63       BEACH BABES (309)
 BALBOA 6245                  15   9  0    59       SENTINELS (122)
 DREMMEL 6269                  9   6  1    57       TOOL SHED (262)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HARVEY WALLBANGER 5737        5   0  1    53       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
 RUTH 6246                     6   4  0    46       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 MAULI LAMA 6292               3   4  0    36       SENTINELS (122)
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221        4   0  0    34       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GANNUCK 6296                  4   2  0    24       SENTINELS (122)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAPJACK 6304                 2   0  0    22       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-BREW 102 5492                 3   0  0    18       WISH YOU WERE BEER (475)
 SURFIN' SARA 6279             2  11  0    17       BEACH BABES (309)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHIRLEY 6293                  2   2  0    12       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-BUZZSAW 6206                  1   0  0     9       DEMONIC FURY (573)
 LAURIE 6299                   0   4  0     9       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315          0   2  0     2       SENTINELS (122)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MERCURIO 6289           4  2 0 SENTINELS 122        HARVEY WALLBANGE 5737 725   
MEAL 6317               0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   DARK CHAMPION         727  NONE
SNACK 6316              0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   BUTTERCUP             727  NONE
BROKE 6318              0  1 0 TOOL SHED 262        BANDIT PRINCE         727  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Gannuck and Ragnar Ironside -- Whoa.  Your team is ancient. -- Maiden Hair Pasta and
Flapjack

     Someone has to be.

Our congratulations to Margo. -- Jorja and the Beach Babes

Pam -- Hmm, not bad.  I only had a five-to-one experience edge on you.  Well, unless
you had a LOT of tourney fights. -- Bellamore

Margo -- Must be some kind of pattern: become duelmaster and graduate.  A tempting
prospect! -- Dellea Dover

Ah, M. Chardinee.  A favorite with me. -- Annalee

Ruth -- Darn, you were ruthless! -- Mona from Maui

Laurie -- And that's a fourth Church Lady against us on the sand.  More interesting
than standbys. -- Surfin' Sara

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BROKE was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MEAL was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SNACK was easily killed by BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
MARGO vanquished ANNALEE in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
DREMMEL was subdued by PAM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition.
RAGNAR IRONSIDE was savagely defeated by SHIRLEY in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
LAURIE was savagely defeated by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
WOODCHIP WILLA slimly lost to BELLAMORE in a 7 minute veteran's Title duel.
DELLEA DOVER defeated OZAWINDIB in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
MONA FROM MAUI viciously subdued MAULI LAMA in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
BALBOA savagely defeated RUTH in a unpopular 7 minute bloody competition.
SURFIN' SARA was subdued by GANNUCK in a 1 minute match.
FLAPJACK devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   4 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  15 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  17 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  17 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  17 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  14 -  0      18  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 727 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BELLAMORE 6202             21  17  0   98 BEACH BABES (309)
LUNGING ATTACK   PAM 6277                    6   3  0   71 CHURCH LADIES (548)
WALL OF STEEL    BALBOA 6245                15   9  0   59 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-LUNGE      DREMMEL 6269                9   6  1   57 TOOL SHED (262)
AIMED BLOW       MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221      4   0  0   34 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OZAWINDIB 6212.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PAM 6277.  The ten other most popular fighters were WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, SHIRLEY 
6293, BELLAMORE 6202, MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221, LAURIE 6299, DELLEA DOVER 6175, MONA 
FROM MAUI 6226, FLAPJACK 6304, OZAWINDIB 6212, and GANNUCK 6296.

The least popular fighter this week was RUTH 6246.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SURFIN' SARA 6279, BALBOA 6245, ANNALEE 6201, SNACK 6316, MEAL 6317, 
MAULI LAMA 6292, RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315, DREMMEL 6269, BROKE 6318, and GANNUCK 6296.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MARGO (7-6091) CHURCH LADIES (548)