DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/19/2013    Duedate: 04/01/2013

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-728

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BELLAMORE
BEACH BABES (309)
(7-6202) [22-17-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BELLAMORE                      MAIDEN HAIR PASTA
BEACH BABES (309)              SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6202) [22-17-0,104]         (7-6221) [4-1-0,30]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OZAWINDIB                      WOODCHIP WILLA
SENTINELS (122)                TOOL SHED (262)
(7-6212) [16-16-0,89]          (7-6144) [16-21-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEACH BABES (309)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOLBIN'S BP (587)           44
2. ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)        32      SENTINELS (122)
3. BEACH BABES (309)           31      Unchartered Team
4. SENTINELS (122)             29
5. TOOL SHED (262)             10      TOLBIN'S BP (587)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*TOLBIN'S BP (587)          3   2  2 60.0   1/ 2 BEACH BABES (309)        10  5 0
 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122)          575 412 27 58.3   2/ 3 SENTINELS (122)           7  8 0
 3/ 3 CHURCH LADIES (548)      198 154 19 56.3   3/ 4*SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      5  7 0
 4/ 4 TOOL SHED (262)          125 120  1 51.0   4/ 1 CHURCH LADIES (548)       5  9 0
 5/ 6 BEACH BABES (309)        974 %1335 28 42.2   5/ 0*TOLBIN'S BP (587)         3  2 2
 6/ 7*SHEWISH PICNIC (580)       7  14  0 33.3   6/ 5 TOOL SHED (262)           3  5 0
 7/ 0*ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)       3   7  0 30.0   7/ 0*ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)      1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 605): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 728): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 700): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 724): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 719): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 727): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 712): HAMILCAR of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 678): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 611): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 605): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 728): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 700): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 719): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 727): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 712): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 678): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 611): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): BASH BROS HAIRCUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 726): MARGO of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
               (turn 711): FROST/NIXON of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): SLIPPERY MICKEY of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                (turn 712): RUTH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 711): HARDY of CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                  (turn 666): NORVANDARRO KREN of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): TALIB KWELI of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon BONSUR, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Nothing is certain in BONSUR, with changing 
loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--BEACH BABES.  
Practice pays for ATHELAS, who pummelled EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, to pocket 21 points.  Win 
some, lose some.  Speaking of which, OZAWINDIB was winsome, after beating PAM and 
seeing her lose 7 points.  WOODCHIP WILLA found out that BONSUR isn't a democracy.  
You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who's the team that's been 
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Perhaps the warriors of SENTINELS should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of SENTINELS 
found their efforts at combat frustrated as CHURCH LADIES apparently had more 
important things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, BALBOA could open up a 
fast food joint!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not for whom the 
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Do not think spyreporting in BONSUR is the highlight of my life.  As if buffeted 
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Can 
anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for BONSUR?  On that giddy 
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLAMORE 6202               22  17  0   104       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELLEA DOVER 6175            22  24  2    99       BEACH BABES (309)
 ANNALEE 6201                 19  20  0    97       BEACH BABES (309)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144          16  21  0    90       TOOL SHED (262)
 OZAWINDIB 6212               16  16  0    89       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DREMMEL 6269                 10   6  1    66       TOOL SHED (262)
 MONA FROM MAUI 6226          15  19  0    64       BEACH BABES (309)
 PAM 6277                      6   4  0    64       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 BALBOA 6245                  16   9  0    62       SENTINELS (122)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUTH 6246                     6   5  0    45       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 MAULI LAMA 6292               4   4  0    43       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GANNUCK 6296                  5   2  0    31       SENTINELS (122)
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221        4   1  0    30       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 SURFIN' SARA 6279             3  11  0    27       BEACH BABES (309)
 FLAPJACK 6304                 3   0  0    27       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATHELAS 6334                  1   0  1    21       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 MUFASA 6272                   2   0  0    15       ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)
 GENFUL 6332                   1   0  1    14       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 SHIRLEY 6293                  2   3  0     9       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 TARNAS 6335                   1   0  0     7       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 BR'ER FOX 6276                1   1  0     4       ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)
 RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315          0   3  0     3       SENTINELS (122)
 PARGEN 6331                   0   1  0     1       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VEMAAK 6333                   0   1  0     1       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      ATHELAS 6334          728  NONE
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      GENFUL 6332           728  NONE
DA1 6328                0  1 0 ANIMAL KINGDOM 584   MOUNTAIN TROLL        728  NONE
DA2 6329                0  1 0 ANIMAL KINGDOM 584   SPYMASTER             728  NONE
DA3 6330                0  1 0 ANIMAL KINGDOM 584   DARK CHAMPION         728  NONE
LAURIE 6299             0  5 0 CHURCH LADIES 548    STONE GOLEM           728  NONE
MERCURIO 6289           4  2 0 SENTINELS 122        HARVEY WALLBANGE 5737 725   
DINNER 6320             0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   WURM KIN              728  NONE
LUNCH 6319              0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   BUTTERCUP             728  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Laurie -- Carbs.  They'll get you every time. -- Maiden Hair Pasta

     Delicious, too.

Gannuck and Ragnar Ironside the Ancient -- We didn't notice, sorry.  But you seemed
fairly frisky to us!  Don't forget to come around to the cabana for some smash.  It's
a good batch this week. -- the Beach Babes

Margo -- Oh, well, I couldn't be expected to defeat a Lord Protector, could I? --
Annalee

Woodchip Willa -- I thought about writing a proper column, but... heck, I was too
tired!  Besides, who'd read it? -- Bellamore

Ozawindib -- I think the season is against you.  There's too much windib-bane around
right now. -- Dellea Dover

Mauli Lama -- Good heavens, not HERE.  Come out to the beach.  Much better. -- Mona
from Maui

Gannuck -- Nope, not ancient.  Very spry. -- Surfin' Sara

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LAURIE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LUNCH was murdered by BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA1 was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a action packed 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DINNER was butchered by WURM KIN in a popular 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DA3 was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PAM was vanquished by OZAWINDIB in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RUTH was savagely defeated by BALBOA in a 5 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
SHIRLEY was overpowered by GANNUCK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BELLAMORE viciously subdued WOODCHIP WILLA in a popular 5 minute expert's Title duel.
DELLEA DOVER vanquished VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANNALEE overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
DREMMEL defeated MONA FROM MAUI in a exciting 2 minute match.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA was bested by MAULI LAMA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
SURFIN' SARA demolished BR'ER FOX in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
FLAPJACK handily defeated PARGEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RAGNAR IRONSIDE was savagely defeated by TARNAS in a 2 minute beginner's struggle.
MUFASA overpowered VEMAAK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GENFUL butchered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ATHELAS murdered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        18 -  15 -  0      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  17 -  1      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  18 -  1      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  18 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -  16 -  0      24  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 728 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         3  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BELLAMORE 6202             22  17  0  104 BEACH BABES (309)
PARRY-LUNGE      DREMMEL 6269               10   6  1   66 TOOL SHED (262)
LUNGING ATTACK   PAM 6277                    6   4  0   64 CHURCH LADIES (548)
WALL OF STEEL    BALBOA 6245                16   9  0   62 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OZAWINDIB 6212.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WOODCHIP WILLA 6144.  The ten other most popular fighters were SURFIN' SARA 6279, 
BELLAMORE 6202, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, LAURIE 6299, OZAWINDIB 6212, TARNAS 6335, 
DREMMEL 6269, RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315, PAM 6277, and DELLEA DOVER 6175.

The least popular fighter this week was RUTH 6246.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were VEMAAK 6333, PARGEN 6331, SHIRLEY 6293, LUNCH 6319, DA2 6329, GENFUL 
6332, BR'ER FOX 6276, MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221, DINNER 6320, and ATHELAS 6334.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ANNALEE (7-6201) BEACH BABES (309)

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI