DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/02/2013 Duedate: 04/15/2013 BONSUR ARENA DM-7 TURN-729 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS BELLAMORE BEACH BABES (309) (7-6202) [23-17-0,109] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader BELLAMORE MAIDEN HAIR PASTA BEACH BABES (309) SHEWISH PICNIC (580) (7-6202) [23-17-0,109] (7-6221) [5-1-0,39] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MONA FROM MAUI BELLAMORE BEACH BABES (309) BEACH BABES (309) (7-6226) [16-19-0,75] (7-6202) [23-17-0,109] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BEACH BABES (309) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. TOLBIN'S BP (587) 29 2. SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 24 SENTINELS (122) 3. SENTINELS (122) 10 Unchartered Team 4. CHURCH LADIES (548) 0 5. ANIMAL KINGDOM (584) 0 TOLBIN'S BP (587) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*TOLBIN'S BP (587) 7 3 2 70.0 1/ 1 BEACH BABES (309) 10 5 0 2/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 576 416 27 58.1 2/ 5*TOLBIN'S BP (587) 7 3 2 3- 3 CHURCH LADIES (548) 198 154 19 56.3 3/ 2 SENTINELS (122) 7 8 0 4/ 4 TOOL SHED (262) 125 122 1 50.6 4/ 3*SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 5 7 0 5/ 5 BEACH BABES (309) 977 %1337 28 42.2 5- 4 CHURCH LADIES (548) 3 6 0 6/ 6*SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 9 16 0 36.0 6- 7*ANIMAL KINGDOM (584) 1 4 0 7- 7*ANIMAL KINGDOM (584) 3 7 0 30.0 7/ 6 TOOL SHED (262) 1 6 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 724): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 606): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 729): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 701): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 725): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 720): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 728): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 713): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 714): THE DUBLINER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 679): THE FLYEST of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 668): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 661): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 612): HELPER of VENTURE BROS (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): SHLITZ of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 724): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 2 NIANIA (turn 606): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 729): AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 701): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 725): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 720): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 728): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 713): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 714): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 713): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 679): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 668): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 661): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 612): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 558): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 606) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 713): SLIPPERY MICKEY of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 660): TALIB KWELI of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal) SPY REPORT Well, what are you looking at, BONSUR? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. TOLBIN'S BP turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 2nd place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MAULI LAMA win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, VENOMOUS GIGOLO beat ANNALEE and ANNALEE lost 19 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, BONSUR may be getting bland, as BELLAMORE stays top dog in the city. The Swinging Aardvark, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From BONSUR's trash dumps? My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? TOLBIN'S BP was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like SENTINELS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. RAGNAR IRONSIDE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons? I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BELLAMORE 6202 23 17 0 109 BEACH BABES (309) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DELLEA DOVER 6175 23 24 2 102 BEACH BABES (309) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 16 22 0 90 TOOL SHED (262) OZAWINDIB 6212 16 17 0 87 SENTINELS (122) MONA FROM MAUI 6226 16 19 0 75 BEACH BABES (309) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -PAM 6277 6 4 0 64 CHURCH LADIES (548) MAULI LAMA 6292 5 4 0 63 SENTINELS (122) BALBOA 6245 16 10 0 58 SENTINELS (122) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DREMMEL 6269 10 7 1 49 TOOL SHED (262) -RUTH 6246 6 5 0 45 CHURCH LADIES (548) MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221 5 1 0 39 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FLAPJACK 6304 4 0 0 32 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) ATHELAS 6334 2 0 1 27 TOLBIN'S BP (587) GANNUCK 6296 5 3 0 26 SENTINELS (122) GENFUL 6332 2 0 1 25 TOLBIN'S BP (587) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SURFIN' SARA 6279 3 12 0 23 BEACH BABES (309) -MUFASA 6272 2 0 0 15 ANIMAL KINGDOM (584) TARNAS 6335 2 0 0 11 TOLBIN'S BP (587) -SHIRLEY 6293 2 3 0 9 CHURCH LADIES (548) PARGEN 6331 1 1 0 8 TOLBIN'S BP (587) -BR'ER FOX 6276 1 1 0 4 ANIMAL KINGDOM (584) RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315 0 4 0 4 SENTINELS (122) VEMAAK 6333 0 2 0 2 TOLBIN'S BP (587) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MERCURIO 6289 4 2 0 SENTINELS 122 HARVEY WALLBANGE 5737 725 NONE MEAL 6338 0 1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580 BANDIT PRINCE 729 NONE SNACK 6337 0 1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580 BLACK ORC 729 NONE PERSONAL ADS Woodchip Willa -- Well, you know, it was bound to happen. People were actually complaining (very RUDE) that your chips were "wooden." They weren't really. Cardboard, maybe, but not WOODEN. And it might just be the humidity, and not you. -- Bellamore That STUPID Gigolo! I just can't stand him. -- Dellea Dover Sometimes you have to wonder why people BECOME Assassins. -- Annalee Dremmel -- I guess you were the right tool for the job. -- Mona from Maui P.S. Is it true that small men try harder? Br'er Fox -- Oh, not DEMOLISHED, surely? That would get me into so much trouble! One of our earliest graduates, the one who got the cabana and the vinyard as his Lord Protector lands, had a special relationship with foxes, and I'm sure he wouldn't want me to DEMOLISH one. -- Surfin' Sara LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MEAL was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. SNACK was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. BELLAMORE slimly won victory over WOODCHIP WILLA in a 6 minute veteran's Title match. DELLEA DOVER bested OZAWINDIB in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight. ANNALEE was devastated by VENOMOUS GIGOLO in a 1 minute uneven brawl. BALBOA was savagely defeated by MONA FROM MAUI in a 3 minute veteran's struggle. DREMMEL was defeated by MAULI LAMA in a 2 minute melee. MAIDEN HAIR PASTA won victory over GANNUCK in a action packed 1 minute duel. FLAPJACK won victory over SURFIN' SARA in a 1 minute beginner vs. expert upset fight. RAGNAR IRONSIDE was savagely defeated by PARGEN in a 3 minute gruesome novice's fight. GENFUL beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 4 minute bloody novice's fight. VEMAAK was handily defeated by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest. ATHELAS demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. TARNAS overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 - 1 60 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 16 - 1 57 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 20 - 16 - 0 56 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 5 - 1 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 19 - 1 47 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 16 - 0 45 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 19 - 0 42 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 7 - 0 42 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 17 - 0 29 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 - 0 0 | Turn 729 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY BELLAMORE 6202 23 17 0 109 BEACH BABES (309) BASHING ATTACK MAULI LAMA 6292 5 4 0 63 SENTINELS (122) WALL OF STEEL BALBOA 6245 16 10 0 58 SENTINELS (122) PARRY-LUNGE DREMMEL 6269 10 7 1 49 TOOL SHED (262) AIMED BLOW MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221 5 1 0 39 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MONA FROM MAUI 6226. The most popular warrior this turn was BELLAMORE 6202. The ten other most popular fighters were MONA FROM MAUI 6226, GENFUL 6332, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, DELLEA DOVER 6175, MAULI LAMA 6292, MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221, PARGEN 6331, BALBOA 6245, GANNUCK 6296, and FLAPJACK 6304. The least popular fighter this week was VEMAAK 6333. The other ten least popular fighters were RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315, SURFIN' SARA 6279, SNACK 6337, MEAL 6338, DREMMEL 6269, OZAWINDIB 6212, TARNAS 6335, ATHELAS 6334, FLAPJACK 6304, and GANNUCK 6296. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: BELLAMORE (7-6202) BEACH BABES (309) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: ANNALEE (7-6201) BEACH BABES (309)