DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/14/2013    Duedate: 05/27/2013

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-732

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GUMBERCULES
ADULT SWIM (579)
(7-6214) [8-2-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GUMBERCULES                    POSITION IS EMPTY
ADULT SWIM (579)               
(7-6214) [8-2-0,106]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OZAWINDIB                      PAM
SENTINELS (122)                CHURCH LADIES (548)
(7-6212) [17-19-0,85]          (7-6277) [8-4-0,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOOL SHED (262)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)        21
2. TOOL SHED (262)             16      ADULT SWIM (579)
3. BEACH BABES (309)           15      Unchartered Team
4. TOLBIN'S BP (587)           13
5. ADULT SWIM (579)             9      TOLBIN'S BP (587)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 ADULT SWIM (579)           8   2  0 80.0   1/ 4 TOOL SHED (262)           7  3 0
 2/ 1 SENTINELS (122)          583 424 27 57.9   2/ 1*TOLBIN'S BP (587)         7  8 0
 3/ 2 CHURCH LADIES (548)      202 156 19 56.4   3/ 2 SENTINELS (122)           7  8 0
 4/ 3*TOLBIN'S BP (587)         14  11  2 56.0   4/ 3 BEACH BABES (309)         6  9 0
 5/ 4 TOOL SHED (262)          132 125  1 51.4   5/ 6 CHURCH LADIES (548)       4  2 0
 6/ 5 BEACH BABES (309)        983 %1346 28 42.2   6/ 7*ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)      4  5 0
 7- 6*SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      11  18  0 37.9   7- 5*SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      2  2 0
 8/ 7*ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)       7  12  0 36.8   8/ 0 ADULT SWIM (579)          1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 727): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 732): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 704): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 728): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 722): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 731): OZAWINDIB of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 716): HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 717): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 716): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 671): ZANTOS of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 664): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 615): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 609): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 727): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 732): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 704): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 728): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 723): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 731): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 716): ANTHROPOS KRATOS (Pagan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 717): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 716): RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 671): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 664): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 615): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 609) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 726): BLACK LUCK of BLACK JUNTA (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 609): KESTRALINE of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
                          FREQUENT FLAYER of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          SMEG MAGGOD of DARK BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 703): PUY of TEERAK HA (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 715): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): FLAP JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 682): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 681): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 561): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in BONSUR!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, TOLBIN'S BP had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by TOOL SHED!  Way to go TOOL SHED!  The 
guys at TOOL SHED like really pulled together to get a 3-1-0 this turn, moving up by 
3.  MVP award for WOODCHIP WILLA?  TOOL SHED's proud of her after beating MAULI LAMA 
and getting 10 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  PUTTY KNIFE's match with 
SURFIN' SARA cost him a loss of 7 points!  Was that a tear I saw in GUMBERCULES' eye, 
as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't OZAWINDIB fit to be tied!  Who was the 
wiseguy that said BONSUR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  
Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  SHEWISH PICNIC was BONSUR's most avoided team.  Is there some award 
for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are SENTINELS?  SHEWISH PICNIC, an easy team 
to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is MUFASA 
popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of BONSUR!  He's got a 4-0-0, is 
that good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear 
from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  BONSUR is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUMBERCULES 6214              8   2  0   106       ADULT SWIM (579)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144          17  24  0    94       TOOL SHED (262)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OZAWINDIB 6212               17  19  0    85       SENTINELS (122)
 PAM 6277                      8   4  0    83       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 MAULI LAMA 6292               7   5  0    81       SENTINELS (122)
 DREMMEL 6269                 13   7  1    78       TOOL SHED (262)
 MONA FROM MAUI 6226          16  22  0    70       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALBOA 6245                  16  13  0    61       SENTINELS (122)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GANNUCK 6296                  8   3  0    56       SENTINELS (122)
-RUTH 6246                     7   5  0    50       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-FLAPJACK 6304                 5   0  0    36       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 MUFASA 6272                   4   0  0    36       ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)
 PARGEN 6331                   3   2  0    36       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 GENFUL 6332                   4   1  1    34       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SURFIN' SARA 6279             4  14  0    33       BEACH BABES (309)
-MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221        5   2  0    29       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATHELAS 6334                  3   2  1    25       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TARNAS 6335                   3   2  0    22       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 BR'ER FOX 6276                3   1  0    22       ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)
 ARTIE AWL 6327                2   0  0    21       TOOL SHED (262)
 SHIRLEY 6293                  3   4  0    16       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-GRANNY SMITH 6342             1   0  0    15       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 VEMAAK 6333                   1   4  0    11       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315          1   6  0     9       SENTINELS (122)
 PUTTY KNIFE 6313              1   1  0     8       TOOL SHED (262)
 SUMMER SUNNE 6345             1   2  0     5       BEACH BABES (309)
 OMA BRELLA 6350               1   0  0     5       BEACH BABES (309)
 WAVIN' WANDA 6346             0   2  0     2       BEACH BABES (309)
 RAFIKI 6348                   0   1  0     1       ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 6349                0  1 0 ANIMAL KINGDOM 584   BUTTERCUP             732  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pam -- Oh, no!  Your secret weapon--jello with marshmallows in it! -- Mona from Maui

Mufasa -- You beast! -- Surfin' Sara

Woodchip Willa -- This may mark the end of your losing streak.  No telling. -- Dellea
Dover

Br'er Fox -- I thought *I* was supposed to be the foxy one here! -- Summer Sunne

Artie Awl -- Dast I say, "That was boring"?  It was in some ways, but not in others.
-- Wavin' Wanda

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was dealt death by BUTTERCUP in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
VEMAAK was devastated by MUFASA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BR'ER FOX unbelievably bested SHIRLEY in a popular 3 minute gruesome Challenge match.
OZAWINDIB was devastated by GUMBERCULES in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
PAM savagely defeated BALBOA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome competition.
DREMMEL luckily beat MONA FROM MAUI in a 2 minute struggle.
MAULI LAMA was luckily beaten by WOODCHIP WILLA in a 2 minute brawl.
GANNUCK handily defeated ATHELAS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PARGEN vanquished RAGNAR IRONSIDE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
GENFUL overpowered ANDORIAN NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TARNAS overpowered SUMMER SUNNE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SURFIN' SARA overpowered PUTTY KNIFE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ARTIE AWL demolished WAVIN' WANDA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RAFIKI was unbelievably bested by OMA BRELLA in a 2 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  17 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  15 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  22 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  23 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   5 -  1      17  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 732 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       GUMBERCULES 6214            8   2  0  106 ADULT SWIM (579)
LUNGING ATTACK   PAM 6277                    8   4  0   83 CHURCH LADIES (548)
BASHING ATTACK   MAULI LAMA 6292             7   5  0   81 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-LUNGE      DREMMEL 6269               13   7  1   78 TOOL SHED (262)
WALL OF STEEL    BALBOA 6245                16  13  0   61 SENTINELS (122)
STRIKING ATTACK  GANNUCK 6296                8   3  0   56 SENTINELS (122)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OZAWINDIB 6212.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PAM 6277.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHIRLEY 6293, MAULI LAMA 
6292, MONA FROM MAUI 6226, PARGEN 6331, GUMBERCULES 6214, DREMMEL 6269, WOODCHIP 
WILLA 6144, TARNAS 6335, SURFIN' SARA 6279, and ARTIE AWL 6327.

The least popular fighter this week was WAVIN' WANDA 6346.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PUTTY KNIFE 6313, ATHELAS 6334, VEMAAK 6333, SUMMER SUNNE 6345, 
GENFUL 6332, BALBOA 6245, OZAWINDIB 6212, BR'ER FOX 6276, MUFASA 6272, and DA1 6349.