DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/06/2013    Duedate: 08/19/2013

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-738

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAULI LAMA
SENTINELS (122)
(7-6292) [10-7-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OZAWINDIB                      FLAPJACK
SENTINELS (122)                SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
(7-6212) [22-19-0,142]         (7-6304) [7-0-0,49]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OZAWINDIB                      BALBOA
SENTINELS (122)                SENTINELS (122)
(7-6212) [22-19-0,142]         (7-6245) [19-15-0,82]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOOL SHED (262)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHURCH LADIES (548)         41
2. SENTINELS (122)             27      ADULT SWIM (579)
3. TOLBIN'S BP (587)           24      Unchartered Team
4. TOOL SHED (262)             21
5. SHEWISH PICNIC (580)         9      SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ADULT SWIM (579)          12   4  0 75.0   1/ 1 TOOL SHED (262)           8  4 0
 2- 2 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 125  85  5 59.5   2/ 2 BEACH BABES (309)         8  7 0
 3/ 3 SENTINELS (122)          598 434 28 57.9   3/ 3 TOLBIN'S BP (587)         7  3 0
 4/ 5 TOLBIN'S BP (587)         27  20  2 57.4   4/ 4 SENTINELS (122)           4  6 0
 5/ 4 CHURCH LADIES (548)      208 167 19 55.5   5/10 CHURCH LADIES (548)       4  7 0
 6/ 6 TOOL SHED (262)          148 133  2 52.7   6/ 7*SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      3  7 0
 7- 7 DEMONIC FURY (573)         9  11  1 45.0   7- 6 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  2  1 0
 8/ 8 BEACH BABES (309)        998 %1361 28 42.3   8/ 5 ADULT SWIM (579)          2  1 0
 9/ 9*SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      14  25  0 35.9   9- 9 DEMONIC FURY (573)        1  1 0
10-10*SOUND (586)                2   8  0 20.0  10- 8*SOUND (586)               1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 733): BLACK BONKER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 615): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 738): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 710): GRRR of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 734): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 737): GUMBERCULES of ADULT SWIM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 722): MORE MONN of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 722): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 688): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 671): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 621): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 567): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 615): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 733): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 615): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 738): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 710): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 734): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 737): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 722): ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 723): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 722): BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 688): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 671): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 621): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 567): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 615) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 733): BLACK BONKER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 613): ELINTERRI of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 737): VITHAR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 709): BUNKER BILL of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 737): PIRES of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
                           HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           H TO THE IZZO of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 722): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 721): BEASTLY SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
                           MIME BOGGLING of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in BONSUR!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  CHURCH LADIES like really fought 
hard to move up to 5th from 10th.  Way to go!  Cut this out and put it in your 
scrapbooks, TOLBIN'S BP!  'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 3rd!  MVP award for 
PUTTY KNIFE?  TOOL SHED's proud of him after beating GANNUCK and getting 20 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  GANNUCK got smashed by PUTTY KNIFE, and lost 16 
points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, 
welcome MAULI LAMA.  Aren't SENTINELS proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said 
BONSUR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS was BONSUR's 
most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why 
SENTINELS' been avoiding IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS so much?  Or is it just that they're 
too scared?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All BONSUR ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  How cruel!  SENTINELS heartlessly sent its to RAGNAR IRONSIDE 
certain fate in the Dark Arena.  Is a 3-8-1 bad or something?  Fight, fight, fight.  
Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAULI LAMA 6292              10   7  0   113       SENTINELS (122)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OZAWINDIB 6212               22  19  0   142       SENTINELS (122)
-HENRI 5062                   16   6  0   132       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144          19  28  0   102       TOOL SHED (262)
 DREMMEL 6269                 17   9  2    92       TOOL SHED (262)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GUMBERCULES 6214             12   4  0    88       ADULT SWIM (579)
-ROSE 6139                     7   2  1    84       DEMONIC FURY (573)
 BALBOA 6245                  19  15  0    82       SENTINELS (122)
 PUTTY KNIFE 6313              5   3  0    82       TOOL SHED (262)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YORKE 6040                    5   0  1    64       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 GANNUCK 6296                 10   6  0    60       SENTINELS (122)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARTIE AWL 6327                8   0  0    53       TOOL SHED (262)
 TARNAS 6335                   7   2  0    50       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 FLAPJACK 6304                 7   0  0    49       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 GENFUL 6332                   7   3  1    44       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221        6   3  0    38       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 SURFIN' SARA 6279             6  18  0    36       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RENALDO 5933                  6   2  0    32       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 ATHELAS 6334                  4   4  1    31       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 PARGEN 6331                   4   6  0    31       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 WAVIN' WANDA 6346             4   4  0    29       BEACH BABES (309)
-CITE 6321                     1   4  0    26       SOUND (586)
 SUMMER SUNNE 6345             5   4  0    25       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DELREAN 6358                  4   0  0    24       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OMA BRELLA 6350               5   2  0    22       BEACH BABES (309)
-BUZZSAW 6206                  2   0  0    22       DEMONIC FURY (573)
 CATHY 6344                    2   0  0    18       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-CHIRR 6324                    1   1  0    16       SOUND (586)
 CANNED SAVRADESE 6311         0   2  0    14       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 KAREN 6363                    1   0  0    13       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 EVELYN 6369                   1   0  0    13       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 PEARL OF THE SEA 6359         1   4  0     7       BEACH BABES (309)
 FLORENCE 6356                 0   2  0     6       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-CADENCE 6323                  0   2  0     6       SOUND (586)
-CROON 6325                    0   1  0     1       SOUND (586)
 SHIRLEY 6364                  0   1  0     1       CHURCH LADIES (548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315    3  9 1 SENTINELS 122        ARENAMASTER ILHU      738  NONE
MEAL 6368               0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   MOUNTAIN TROLL        738  NONE
SNACK 6367              0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   BLACK ORC             738  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Pires, who is getting kicked upstairs. -- Jorja and the Beach
Babes

One-four, with a win over (wincing) an Embezzling Scribe, and all the rest losses?
This is not the way we wanted to begin the new month.  Oh, well. -- Oma Brella,
winner and thus writer of The Personal

Maiden Hair Pasta -- You had to do that, didn't you?  I always gain weight on pasta.
-- Summer Sunne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RAGNAR IRONSIDE was butchered by ARENAMASTER ILHUME' in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
MEAL was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GUMBERCULES was vanquished by MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
DREMMEL was overpowered by OZAWINDIB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight.
WOODCHIP WILLA viciously subdued BALBOA in a exciting 6 minute bloody master's fight.
GANNUCK was handily defeated by PUTTY KNIFE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TARNAS won victory over MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 1 minute duel.
GENFUL won victory over SURFIN' SARA in a 2 minute duel.
FLAPJACK defeated ATHELAS in a action packed 4 minute duel.
ARTIE AWL overpowered OMA BRELLA in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
CANNED SAVRADESE was beaten by DELREAN in a 1 minute fight.
PARGEN demolished PEARL OF THE SEA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WAVIN' WANDA handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SUMMER SUNNE demolished FLORENCE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CATHY overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute novice's conflict.
SHIRLEY lost to EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
KAREN vanquished CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
EVELYN devastated CONDEMNED PIRATE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   4 -  1      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  20 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  17 -  1      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  20 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  21 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 738 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   MAULI LAMA 6292            10   7  0  113 SENTINELS (122)
TOTAL PARRY      OZAWINDIB 6212             22  19  0  142 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-LUNGE      DREMMEL 6269               17   9  2   92 TOOL SHED (262)
AIMED BLOW       GUMBERCULES 6214           12   4  0   88 ADULT SWIM (579)
WALL OF STEEL    BALBOA 6245                19  15  0   82 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK  PUTTY KNIFE 6313            5   3  0   82 TOOL SHED (262)
STRIKING ATTACK  GANNUCK 6296               10   6  0   60 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   ARTIE AWL 6327              8   0  0   53 TOOL SHED (262)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OZAWINDIB 6212.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BALBOA 6245.  The ten other most popular fighters were WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, 
FLAPJACK 6304, OZAWINDIB 6212, DREMMEL 6269, GENFUL 6332, ARTIE AWL 6327, DELREAN 
6358, PARGEN 6331, SHIRLEY 6364, and RAGNAR IRONSIDE 6315.

The least popular fighter this week was CATHY 6344.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLORENCE 6356, PEARL OF THE SEA 6359, CANNED SAVRADESE 6311, OMA BRELLA 
6350, GANNUCK 6296, GUMBERCULES 6214, MEAL 6368, SNACK 6367, EVELYN 6369, and KAREN 
6363.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PIRES (7-5665) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)