DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/20/2013 Duedate: 09/02/2013 BONSUR ARENA DM-7 TURN-739 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WOODCHIP WILLA TOOL SHED (262) (7-6144) [20-28-0,110] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader OZAWINDIB POSITION IS EMPTY SENTINELS (122) (7-6212) [23-19-0,149] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite OZAWINDIB MAULI LAMA SENTINELS (122) SENTINELS (122) (7-6212) [23-19-0,149] (7-6292) [10-8-0,98] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM TOLBIN'S BP (587) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 44 2. BEACH BABES (309) 24 SENTINELS (122) 3. SENTINELS (122) 12 Unchartered Team 4. TOLBIN'S BP (587) 8 5. TOOL SHED (262) 2 WENSINWASIN 2 (535) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1 ADULT SWIM (579) 12 4 0 75.0 1/ 3 TOLBIN'S BP (587) 10 5 1 2- 2 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 125 85 5 59.5 2/ 1 TOOL SHED (262) 7 5 0 3/ 3 SENTINELS (122) 600 437 29 57.9 3/ 4 SENTINELS (122) 6 9 1 4/ 4 TOLBIN'S BP (587) 30 22 3 57.7 4/ 2 BEACH BABES (309) 6 9 0 5/ 5 CHURCH LADIES (548) 208 170 19 55.0 5/ 6 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 6 9 0 6/ 6 TOOL SHED (262) 150 135 2 52.6 6/ 5 CHURCH LADIES (548) 4 7 0 7- 7 DEMONIC FURY (573) 9 11 1 45.0 7- 7 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 2 1 0 8/ 8 BEACH BABES (309) %1001 %1363 28 42.3 8- 9 DEMONIC FURY (573) 1 1 0 9/ 9 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 17 27 0 38.6 9- 8 ADULT SWIM (579) 1 1 0 10-10*SOUND (586) 2 8 0 20.0 10-10*SOUND (586) 1 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 734): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 616): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 739): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 711): PETER RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 735): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 730): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 738): MAULI LAMA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 723): MORE MONN of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 724): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 723): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 689): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 672): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 621): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 297): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 290): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 568): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 616): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 734): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 616): LOST SOULS II (?, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 739): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 711): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 735): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 730): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 738): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 723): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 724): HEAVYMETAL KIDS (Moribund, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 723): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 36 JHANS (turn 689): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 672): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 622): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 297): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 290): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 568): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 616) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 734): DOWNWITHTHEKING of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) (turn 733): BLACK BONKER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 739): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 729): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 737): PIRES of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.) H TO THE IZZO of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 722): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 672): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last week's fights. Say good-bye to TOOL SHED, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the TOLBIN'S BP stable. Hey everybody, watch out for MAIDEN HAIR PASTA, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing ARTIE AWL like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a basher in the top ten was ARTIE AWL, who dropped 9 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with MAIDEN HAIR PASTA. Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'! MAULI LAMA made a challenge against WOODCHIP WILLA this week. In front of all the crowds, WOODCHIP WILLA took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own. I give the bum two weeks. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the BONSUR arena. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad BEACH BABES? Big bad BEACH BABES. Big bad BEACH BABES. BONSUR's afraid of the big bad BEACH BABES. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause CHURCH LADIES beats feet every time BEACH BABES smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity that had SHIRLEY challenge up 28 points in the rankings to take on WAVIN' WANDA? Trading many whacks on the head and a loss for 1 recognition points, SHIRLEY shows that a gal doesn't have to be good to get places. Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the most interesting, though! I have no doubt that SENTINELS will be celebrating long and loud their warrior GANNUCK's slaying of TARNAS on the sands. Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens. I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in next week's fights. See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WOODCHIP WILLA 6144 20 28 0 110 TOOL SHED (262) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OZAWINDIB 6212 23 19 0 149 SENTINELS (122) -HENRI 5062 16 6 0 132 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) DREMMEL 6269 18 9 2 99 TOOL SHED (262) MAULI LAMA 6292 10 8 0 98 SENTINELS (122) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -GUMBERCULES 6214 12 4 0 88 ADULT SWIM (579) -ROSE 6139 7 2 1 84 DEMONIC FURY (573) BALBOA 6245 19 16 0 82 SENTINELS (122) GANNUCK 6296 11 6 1 79 SENTINELS (122) PUTTY KNIFE 6313 5 4 0 78 TOOL SHED (262) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -YORKE 6040 5 0 1 64 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221 7 3 0 58 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FLAPJACK 6304 8 0 0 51 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) GENFUL 6332 8 3 1 48 TOLBIN'S BP (587) ARTIE AWL 6327 8 1 0 44 TOOL SHED (262) SURFIN' SARA 6279 6 19 0 37 BEACH BABES (309) PARGEN 6331 5 6 0 37 TOLBIN'S BP (587) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SUMMER SUNNE 6345 6 4 0 33 BEACH BABES (309) WAVIN' WANDA 6346 5 4 0 33 BEACH BABES (309) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ATHELAS 6334 4 5 1 33 TOLBIN'S BP (587) OMA BRELLA 6350 6 2 0 32 BEACH BABES (309) -RENALDO 5933 6 2 0 32 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396) DELREAN 6358 5 0 1 26 TOLBIN'S BP (587) -CITE 6321 1 4 0 26 SOUND (586) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BUZZSAW 6206 2 0 0 22 DEMONIC FURY (573) -CATHY 6344 2 0 0 18 CHURCH LADIES (548) -CHIRR 6324 1 1 0 16 SOUND (586) CANNED SAVRADESE 6311 0 3 0 15 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) EVELYN 6369 1 1 0 7 CHURCH LADIES (548) DRAGON FRUIT 6371 1 0 0 6 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) KAREN 6363 1 1 0 6 CHURCH LADIES (548) -FLORENCE 6356 0 2 0 6 CHURCH LADIES (548) -CADENCE 6323 0 2 0 6 SOUND (586) SHIRLEY 6364 0 2 0 2 CHURCH LADIES (548) -CROON 6325 0 1 0 1 SOUND (586) BOLON CHUK 6372 0 1 0 1 SENTINELS (122) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PEARL OF THE SEA 6359 1 5 0 BEACH BABES 309 DELREAN 6358 739 SNACK 6370 0 1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580 ARENAMASTER ILHU 739 NONE TARNAS 6335 7 3 0 TOLBIN'S BP 587 GANNUCK 6296 739 PERSONAL ADS Two-three, and some of us, I won't name names but you all know who they are, were just pathetic. You just don't deserve your own beach blanket, you know? Just go sit on, like, bare sand! -- Wavin' Wanda, for the Beach Babes LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SNACK was butchered by ARENAMASTER ILHUME' in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. MAULI LAMA lost to WOODCHIP WILLA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge Title battle. EVELYN was overpowered by SUMMER SUNNE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. SHIRLEY was devastated by WAVIN' WANDA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. KAREN was devastated by OMA BRELLA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl. DREMMEL savagely defeated BALBOA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's struggle. OZAWINDIB overpowered PUTTY KNIFE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. GANNUCK slaughtered TARNAS in a 1 minute one-sided duel. MAIDEN HAIR PASTA slimly won victory over ARTIE AWL in a popular 3 minute gory duel. SURFIN' SARA was savagely defeated by GENFUL in a popular 1 minute gory melee. FLAPJACK subdued ATHELAS in a 2 minute match. DELREAN delivered the death blow upon PEARL OF THE SEA in a 2 minute conflict. PARGEN devastated CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute one-sided battle. DRAGON FRUIT slimly won victory over BOLON CHUK in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 3 - 2 81 | |BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 23 - 0 57 | |AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 13 - 0 57 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 14 - 15 - 0 48 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 11 - 0 48 | |PARRY-LUNGE 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 19 - 1 47 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 20 - 1 43 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 21 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 - 0 0 | Turn 739 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY OZAWINDIB 6212 23 19 0 149 SENTINELS (122) PARRY-LUNGE DREMMEL 6269 18 9 2 99 TOOL SHED (262) BASHING ATTACK MAULI LAMA 6292 10 8 0 98 SENTINELS (122) WALL OF STEEL BALBOA 6245 19 16 0 82 SENTINELS (122) STRIKING ATTACK GANNUCK 6296 11 6 1 79 SENTINELS (122) SLASHING ATTACK PUTTY KNIFE 6313 5 4 0 78 TOOL SHED (262) AIMED BLOW MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221 7 3 0 58 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) LUNGING ATTACK GENFUL 6332 8 3 1 48 TOLBIN'S BP (587) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is OZAWINDIB 6212. The most popular warrior this turn was MAULI LAMA 6292. The ten other most popular fighters were DREMMEL 6269, MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221, ARTIE AWL 6327, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, GENFUL 6332, FLAPJACK 6304, DRAGON FRUIT 6371, WAVIN' WANDA 6346, OMA BRELLA 6350, and OZAWINDIB 6212. The least popular fighter this week was CANNED SAVRADESE 6311. The other ten least popular fighters were ATHELAS 6334, TARNAS 6335, KAREN 6363, EVELYN 6369, SNACK 6370, GANNUCK 6296, PUTTY KNIFE 6313, BALBOA 6245, SHIRLEY 6364, and BOLON CHUK 6372. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: WOODCHIP WILLA (7-6144) TOOL SHED (262) OZAWINDIB (7-6212) SENTINELS (122)