DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/20/2013    Duedate: 09/02/2013

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-739

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WOODCHIP WILLA
TOOL SHED (262)
(7-6144) [20-28-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OZAWINDIB                      POSITION IS EMPTY
SENTINELS (122)                
(7-6212) [23-19-0,149]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OZAWINDIB                      MAULI LAMA
SENTINELS (122)                SENTINELS (122)
(7-6212) [23-19-0,149]         (7-6292) [10-8-0,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOLBIN'S BP (587)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH PICNIC (580)        44
2. BEACH BABES (309)           24      SENTINELS (122)
3. SENTINELS (122)             12      Unchartered Team
4. TOLBIN'S BP (587)            8
5. TOOL SHED (262)              2      WENSINWASIN 2 (535)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 ADULT SWIM (579)          12   4  0 75.0   1/ 3 TOLBIN'S BP (587)        10  5 1
 2- 2 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 125  85  5 59.5   2/ 1 TOOL SHED (262)           7  5 0
 3/ 3 SENTINELS (122)          600 437 29 57.9   3/ 4 SENTINELS (122)           6  9 1
 4/ 4 TOLBIN'S BP (587)         30  22  3 57.7   4/ 2 BEACH BABES (309)         6  9 0
 5/ 5 CHURCH LADIES (548)      208 170 19 55.0   5/ 6 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      6  9 0
 6/ 6 TOOL SHED (262)          150 135  2 52.6   6/ 5 CHURCH LADIES (548)       4  7 0
 7- 7 DEMONIC FURY (573)         9  11  1 45.0   7- 7 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  2  1 0
 8/ 8 BEACH BABES (309)        %1001 %1363 28 42.3   8- 9 DEMONIC FURY (573)        1  1 0
 9/ 9 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      17  27  0 38.6   9- 8 ADULT SWIM (579)          1  1 0
10-10*SOUND (586)                2   8  0 20.0  10-10*SOUND (586)               1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 734): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 616): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 739): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 711): PETER RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 735): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 730): TOM TIGER of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 738): MAULI LAMA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 723): MORE MONN of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 724): R-1 of NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 723): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 689): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 672): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 621): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 297): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 290): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 568): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 616): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 734): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 616): LOST SOULS II (?, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 739): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 711): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 735): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 730): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 738): TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 723): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 724): HEAVYMETAL KIDS (Moribund, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 723): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 689): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 672): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 622): VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 297): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 290): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 568): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 616) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 734): DOWNWITHTHEKING of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                (turn 733): BLACK BONKER of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 739): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 729): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 737): PIRES of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 721): DEIMOON FARR of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
                           HUMAN CENTIPEDE of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
                           H TO THE IZZO of JAY-Z (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 723): AARON of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 722): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 672): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to TOOL SHED, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the TOLBIN'S BP stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for MAIDEN HAIR PASTA, 
who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing ARTIE AWL like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was ARTIE AWL, who 
dropped 9 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with MAIDEN HAIR 
PASTA.  Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  MAULI 
LAMA made a challenge against WOODCHIP WILLA this week.  In front of all the crowds, 
WOODCHIP WILLA took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own.  I give the bum two weeks.  
Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the BONSUR arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad BEACH BABES?  Big bad BEACH BABES.  Big 
bad BEACH BABES.  BONSUR's afraid of the big bad BEACH BABES.  Tra la la la la!  And 
you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause CHURCH LADIES beats 
feet every time BEACH BABES smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Was it guts or an 
overtaxed mental capacity that had SHIRLEY challenge up 28 points in the rankings to 
take on WAVIN' WANDA?  Trading many whacks on the head and a loss for 1 recognition 
points, SHIRLEY shows that a gal doesn't have to be good to get places.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  I have no doubt that SENTINELS will be celebrating long 
and loud their warrior GANNUCK's slaying of TARNAS on the sands.  Remember:  
alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what 
happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOODCHIP WILLA 6144          20  28  0   110       TOOL SHED (262)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OZAWINDIB 6212               23  19  0   149       SENTINELS (122)
-HENRI 5062                   16   6  0   132       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 DREMMEL 6269                 18   9  2    99       TOOL SHED (262)
 MAULI LAMA 6292              10   8  0    98       SENTINELS (122)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUMBERCULES 6214             12   4  0    88       ADULT SWIM (579)
-ROSE 6139                     7   2  1    84       DEMONIC FURY (573)
 BALBOA 6245                  19  16  0    82       SENTINELS (122)
 GANNUCK 6296                 11   6  1    79       SENTINELS (122)
 PUTTY KNIFE 6313              5   4  0    78       TOOL SHED (262)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YORKE 6040                    5   0  1    64       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221        7   3  0    58       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAPJACK 6304                 8   0  0    51       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 GENFUL 6332                   8   3  1    48       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 ARTIE AWL 6327                8   1  0    44       TOOL SHED (262)
 SURFIN' SARA 6279             6  19  0    37       BEACH BABES (309)
 PARGEN 6331                   5   6  0    37       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUMMER SUNNE 6345             6   4  0    33       BEACH BABES (309)
 WAVIN' WANDA 6346             5   4  0    33       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATHELAS 6334                  4   5  1    33       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 OMA BRELLA 6350               6   2  0    32       BEACH BABES (309)
-RENALDO 5933                  6   2  0    32       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 DELREAN 6358                  5   0  1    26       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
-CITE 6321                     1   4  0    26       SOUND (586)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUZZSAW 6206                  2   0  0    22       DEMONIC FURY (573)
-CATHY 6344                    2   0  0    18       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-CHIRR 6324                    1   1  0    16       SOUND (586)
 CANNED SAVRADESE 6311         0   3  0    15       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 EVELYN 6369                   1   1  0     7       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 DRAGON FRUIT 6371             1   0  0     6       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 KAREN 6363                    1   1  0     6       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-FLORENCE 6356                 0   2  0     6       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-CADENCE 6323                  0   2  0     6       SOUND (586)
 SHIRLEY 6364                  0   2  0     2       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-CROON 6325                    0   1  0     1       SOUND (586)
 BOLON CHUK 6372               0   1  0     1       SENTINELS (122)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PEARL OF THE SEA 6359   1  5 0 BEACH BABES 309      DELREAN 6358          739   
SNACK 6370              0  1 0 SHEWISH PICNIC 580   ARENAMASTER ILHU      739  NONE
TARNAS 6335             7  3 0 TOLBIN'S BP 587      GANNUCK 6296          739   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Two-three, and some of us, I won't name names but you all know who they are, were
just pathetic.  You just don't deserve your own beach blanket, you know?  Just go sit
on, like, bare sand! -- Wavin' Wanda, for the Beach Babes

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by ARENAMASTER ILHUME' in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MAULI LAMA lost to WOODCHIP WILLA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge Title battle.
EVELYN was overpowered by SUMMER SUNNE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SHIRLEY was devastated by WAVIN' WANDA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KAREN was devastated by OMA BRELLA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
DREMMEL savagely defeated BALBOA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's struggle.
OZAWINDIB overpowered PUTTY KNIFE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
GANNUCK slaughtered TARNAS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA slimly won victory over ARTIE AWL in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
SURFIN' SARA was savagely defeated by GENFUL in a popular 1 minute gory melee.
FLAPJACK subdued ATHELAS in a 2 minute match.
DELREAN delivered the death blow upon PEARL OF THE SEA in a 2 minute conflict.
PARGEN devastated CANNED SAVRADESE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DRAGON FRUIT slimly won victory over BOLON CHUK in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   3 -  2      81  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  23 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        14 -  15 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  19 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  20 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 739 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      OZAWINDIB 6212             23  19  0  149 SENTINELS (122)
PARRY-LUNGE      DREMMEL 6269               18   9  2   99 TOOL SHED (262)
BASHING ATTACK   MAULI LAMA 6292            10   8  0   98 SENTINELS (122)
WALL OF STEEL    BALBOA 6245                19  16  0   82 SENTINELS (122)
STRIKING ATTACK  GANNUCK 6296               11   6  1   79 SENTINELS (122)
SLASHING ATTACK  PUTTY KNIFE 6313            5   4  0   78 TOOL SHED (262)
AIMED BLOW       MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221      7   3  0   58 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
LUNGING ATTACK   GENFUL 6332                 8   3  1   48 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OZAWINDIB 6212.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAULI LAMA 6292.  The ten other most popular fighters were DREMMEL 6269, MAIDEN 
HAIR PASTA 6221, ARTIE AWL 6327, WOODCHIP WILLA 6144, GENFUL 6332, FLAPJACK 6304, 
DRAGON FRUIT 6371, WAVIN' WANDA 6346, OMA BRELLA 6350, and OZAWINDIB 6212.

The least popular fighter this week was CANNED SAVRADESE 6311.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ATHELAS 6334, TARNAS 6335, KAREN 6363, EVELYN 6369, SNACK 6370, 
GANNUCK 6296, PUTTY KNIFE 6313, BALBOA 6245, SHIRLEY 6364, and BOLON CHUK 6372.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WOODCHIP WILLA (7-6144) TOOL SHED (262)
OZAWINDIB (7-6212) SENTINELS (122)