DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/15/2013    Duedate: 10/28/2013

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-743

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ATHELAS
TOLBIN'S BP (587)
(7-6334) [8-5-1,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ATHELAS                        IVAR
TOLBIN'S BP (587)              THE HEATHENS (590)
(7-6334) [8-5-1,100]           (7-6384) [1-1-0,13]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MAULI LAMA                     PARGEN
SENTINELS (122)                TOLBIN'S BP (587)
(7-6292) [11-10-0,86]          (7-6331) [8-7-1,80]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOLBIN'S BP (587)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TOLBIN'S BP (587)           33
2. SENTINELS (122)             29      TOLBIN'S BP (587)
3. THE HEATHENS (590)          29      Unchartered Team
4. BEACH BABES (309)            9
5. TOOL SHED (262)              5      THE HEATHENS (590)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 TOLBIN'S BP (587)         44  28  4 61.1   1/ 1 TOLBIN'S BP (587)         9  6 1
 2/ 2 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 132  88  6 60.0   2/ 6 SENTINELS (122)           8  7 0
 3/ 3 SENTINELS (122)          608 444 29 57.8   3/ 3 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  6  2 1
 4- 4 CHURCH LADIES (548)      213 173 19 55.2   4/ 2 BEACH BABES (309)         6  9 0
 5/ 5 TOOL SHED (262)          156 140  2 52.7   5- 7*ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)      3  0 0
 6- 6 DEMONIC FURY (573)        10  12  1 45.5   6/ 5 TOOL SHED (262)           3  4 0
 7- 7*ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)      11  14  0 44.0   7- 4 CHURCH LADIES (548)       2  2 0
 8/ 8 BEACH BABES (309)        %1008 %1376 28 42.3   8/10*THE HEATHENS (590)        2  8 0
 9/10*THE HEATHENS (590)         2   8  0 20.0   9- 9 DEMONIC FURY (573)        1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 738): S... MC of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 620): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 743): PETE HARNISCH of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 715): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 739): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 734): DOVAHKIIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 742): YORKE of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 727): SLITHERING IDIOT of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 728): ACE of CONSORTIUM CREW (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 727): SEVN HELLS of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 693): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 682): NILISMARIN SALM of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 317): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 676): KARMIC KUDZU of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 626): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 299): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 292): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 572): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 268): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 620): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 738): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 620): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 743): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 715): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 739): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 734): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 742): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 727): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 728): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 727): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 693): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 382): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 317): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 676): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 626): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 299): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 292): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 572): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 268): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 620) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 742): DAVID CONE of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 739): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 727): HAMILCAR of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 681): ZINA of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 676): KARMIC KUDZU of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

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THE TURF WARS ARE COMING!
          THE TURF WARS ARE COMING!

     Gather your alliance-mates and friends.  Prepare your warriors and teams.  Turf
War NINE (TW9) is beginning the mid-Feb 2014 turn right after the winter Face in DM47
North Fork (currently MAMBOLAND).
     Alliances -- 2 to 4 teams
     Cost      -- two Rollup CERTS
     Prizes    -- certs, potions, honor & glory
     Length    -- 10 turns
     Moderators -- same old Oz and Master Darque

Rules, including details, are below.
.....................................................................................
                                 *TURF WAR 9 RULES*

Starting Mid-Feb 2014 (10 turns)
Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
     1.  Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
     2.  Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
     3.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
     1.  Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter, those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance.  The confirmation/verification must
occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participant's
declaration.  (Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack of
Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.)
     2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
     3.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate.  (Note: Captains
may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
     1.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate.  (Unless already
submitted by Captain.  Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the
winning pool of prizes.)
     2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and alliance
they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.  Announcement made on the
D2 Forums or Chatzy will not be accepted.
         a.  No scores will be tabulated until two RSI Gift Certificates are
received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North
Fork newsletter.  NO EXCEPTIONS.
         b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in the
North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the same or
subsequent newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent.
         c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No arena multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate manager
disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to
take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other
team warriors).
         d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not properly
declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In
other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the Turf War,
and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn 3.  All
conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
Certificate received.
         e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of the
Turf War.
         f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and
settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions will be final.  (Note:
the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are
required from the moderators.)

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
Team Points
    a.  Fights made: (includes DA fights)
1 = 0 points
2 = 0 points
3 = 1 point
4 = 3 points
5 = 5 points
     b.  Wins earned;
1 = 1 point
2 = 3 points
3 = 6 points
4 = 10 points
5 = 15 points
     c.  Champion win = 3 additional points 
     d.  Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
     e.  Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points
         (If ties, points are split 2/2, 1/1/1, 1/1/1/1, no points if 5+ tie)

Alliance Points (Rounds 1 through 5)
     a. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 wariors = 3 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
     b. Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points
Tie breakers, in order, are: least losses, most total recognition points (if still
tied after that, no points awarded).
Alliance Points (Rounds 6 through 10 as alliance point scoring doubles)
     c. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 wariors = 6 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 12 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 18
     d. Alliance with most wins per that round = 10 points
Tie breakers, in order, are: least losses, most total recognition points if still
tied after that, no points awarded).

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
It is to the team's/alliance's advantage that you do so.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior or the Dark Arena,
may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork
(DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion.
     5.  A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that
same turn.  (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring)

No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death or
death in a tournament or graduation.  There must be a maximum of five only on a team
at any point and time.  (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)

Downchallenges:
     1.  A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior with lesser
recognition points.
     2.  No challenge or bloodfeud by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
     3.  No challenge of the Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
     4.  Bloodfeuds against warriors with lesser recognition are deemed
downchallenges.

Tournament Considerations:
     1.  Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of
recognition for North Fork.
     2.  It is an opportunity to gain skills and preferred challenging within the
Turf War.

Special Considerations:
     1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
     2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
     3.  There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance for
the Turf War VII. The minimum is two (2).
     4.  The Dark Arena may be used at any time without penalty.
     5.  If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the arena
is aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by the
gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be asked to
desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.

Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest.  All prizes, except the
Endu award listed below, and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the
Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
     1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
     2.  Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters 
     3.  Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one
DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
     4.  +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two skills per
warrior.
     5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who fights
in all 10 rounds AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a
living warrior from (DM 47) (Endu award)
     6. Two additional rollup certs for each manager of the winning alliance from
RSI.
     These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI.  The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or
wfms101 at aol dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully noting the following concepts/changes:
1. simpler scoring based primarily on wins and fight participation
2. DA is treated as simply another fight
3. Down-challenging is penalized
4. no emphasis/scoring on kills
5. 10 rounds

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm not sure what is going to happen with this turn.  Strategies have been given
to the USPS 2 days before the due date.  Will they make it in time.  If they do, I
fancy my chances, but if they don't, the commission has been asked to invoke
maintenance for a turn.  If I wasn't the duelmaster, we would just be taking our
chances with the USPS, but there is a certain sense of obligation once you take this
title.

Yorke
Imported Footballers
Duelmaster of Bonsur

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  What's a move up by 4 you ask?  (alright, 
maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to SENTINELS.  Practice pays 
for IVAR, who pummelled GAIUS BONSURIUS, to pocket 12 points.  A certain someone 
should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 2 points to BALBOA.  
(Discrete enough, PARGEN?) What can be a greater victory?  ATHELAS has taken his 
place as the top, as BONSUR's new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in BONSUR is 
using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are BONSUR's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the warriors 
of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided 
team...  Like a pup with its tail between its legs, THE HEATHENS scurried away from 
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS.  Oh, the shame!  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and 
RENALDO is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS proud! 
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Never one to advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see TOLBIN'S 
BP retaliate against IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS in bloodfeud!  Ask not a spymaster for 
counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious 
stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid BONSUR farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATHELAS 6334                  8   5  1   100       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HENRI 5062                   16   6  0   132       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-ROSE 6139                     8   2  1   103       DEMONIC FURY (573)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BALBOA 6245                  21  17  0    88       SENTINELS (122)
 MAULI LAMA 6292              11  10  0    86       SENTINELS (122)
 YORKE 6040                    7   1  1    86       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 PARGEN 6331                   8   7  1    80       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 GANNUCK 6296                 13   7  1    72       SENTINELS (122)
 PUTTY KNIFE 6313              7   6  0    67       TOOL SHED (262)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARTIE AWL 6327                9   4  0    63       TOOL SHED (262)
-MUFASA 6272                   6   0  0    62       ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)
 GENFUL 6332                  11   4  1    57       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SURFIN' SARA 6279             8  21  0    45       BEACH BABES (309)
 RENALDO 5933                  7   4  1    44       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 WAVIN' WANDA 6346             8   5  0    40       BEACH BABES (309)
 OMA BRELLA 6350               7   5  0    39       BEACH BABES (309)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EVELYN 6369                   3   1  0    37       CHURCH LADIES (548)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUMMER SUNNE 6345             6   8  0    26       BEACH BABES (309)
 BOLON CHUK 6372               2   2  0    26       SENTINELS (122)
-BR'ER FOX 6276                4   2  0    25       ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KAREN 6363                    3   1  0    23       CHURCH LADIES (548)
-BUZZSAW 6206                  2   1  0    19       DEMONIC FURY (573)
 TEVEZ 6379                    2   0  0    17       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-TRAMP 6361                    1   0  0    17       ANIMAL KINGDOM (584)
 IVAR 6384                     1   1  0    13       THE HEATHENS (590)
 MERRIG 6389                   1   0  0    11       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 DROGBA 6378                   2   0  0     9       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 JADARAS 6381                  2   2  0     8       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
-CATHY 6344                    2   2  0     8       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 BAGSECG 6383                  1   1  0     8       THE HEATHENS (590)
 CHARLIE TUNA 6382             1   3  0     6       BEACH BABES (309)
-FLORENCE 6356                 0   2  0     6       CHURCH LADIES (548)
 GAIUS BONSURIUS 6388          1   2  0     5       SENTINELS (122)
 RORIK 6387                    0   2  0     2       THE HEATHENS (590)
 THORGEST 6390                 0   1  0     1       THE HEATHENS (590)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PEARL OF THE SEA 6359   1  5 0 BEACH BABES 309      DELREAN 6358          739  REVENGED
SHIRLEY 6364            1  3 0 CHURCH LADIES 548    PARGEN 6331           741   
:( 6391                 0  1 0 THE HEATHENS 590     SPYMASTER             743  NONE
DELREAN 6358            6  2 1 TOLBIN'S BP 587      RENALDO 5933          742  JUST REVENGED
TARNAS 6335             7  3 0 TOLBIN'S BP 587      GANNUCK 6296          739  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ghost of Delrean & Tolbin -- Death by whiffle?  That has to be painful.  I stand by
for my punishment. -- Renaldo

Mauli Lama -- I think I'm a little too young for this. -- Yorke

Bacsecg -- Thank you for that tremendous improvement with the stat raise. -- Drogba

Ivar -- May I suggest a Shortspear? -- Tevez

It is no surprise that I'm the favorite today.  At this time of year, most people
begin to think of me fondly! -- Summer Sunne

I guess you couldn't hang onto it again, Mauli, but I'm sure it was a good try. --
Summer Sunne

Bolon Chuk -- What kind of name is that?  It sounds like some weird grade of beef. --
Charlie Tuna, a disgruntled fish

Mufasa -- You really are an animal! -- Surfin' Sara

The Userous Merchant is just an old softie, really.  Now. -- Oma Brella

Buzzsaw -- So why aren't you bunking in the Tool Shed? -- Wavin' Wanda

Br'er Fox -- I can't believe you did that!  I mean, briars, in the arena?  How did
you even MANAGE that? -- Summer Sunne

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

:( was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GENFUL viciously subdued RENALDO in a exciting 4 minute gruesome Bloodfeud duel.
BALBOA narrowly defeated PARGEN in a action packed 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
BAGSECG unbelievably bested CHARLIE TUNA in a 4 minute novice's Challenge fight.
JADARAS was devastated by BOLON CHUK in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
YORKE was beaten by ATHELAS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title brawl.
MAULI LAMA defeated ARTIE AWL in a action packed 1 minute melee.
GANNUCK vanquished OMA BRELLA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PUTTY KNIFE overpowered SURFIN' SARA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WAVIN' WANDA defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute gory veteran vs. beginner fight.
SUMMER SUNNE was overpowered by VICIOUS PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DROGBA unbelievably bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute amateur's conflict.
TEVEZ demolished THORGEST in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IVAR overpowered GAIUS BONSURIUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RORIK was overpowered by MERRIG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   4 -  1      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  11 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  11 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  19 -  2      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  20 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  16 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  30 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 743 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ATHELAS 6334                8   5  1  100 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
WALL OF STEEL    BALBOA 6245                21  17  0   88 SENTINELS (122)
BASHING ATTACK   MAULI LAMA 6292            11  10  0   86 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   YORKE 6040                  7   1  1   86 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
STRIKING ATTACK  PARGEN 6331                 8   7  1   80 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
SLASHING ATTACK  PUTTY KNIFE 6313            7   6  0   67 TOOL SHED (262)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAULI LAMA 6292.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PARGEN 6331.  The ten other most popular fighters were GENFUL 6332, ATHELAS 6334, 
MAULI LAMA 6292, RENALDO 5933, BALBOA 6245, BOLON CHUK 6372, WAVIN' WANDA 6346, 
CHARLIE TUNA 6382, YORKE 6040, and ARTIE AWL 6327.

The least popular fighter this week was RORIK 6387.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GAIUS BONSURIUS 6388, THORGEST 6390, DROGBA 6378, SUMMER SUNNE 6345, 
SURFIN' SARA 6279, OMA BRELLA 6350, BAGSECG 6383, :( 6391, JADARAS 6381, and MERRIG 
6389.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZERO 3156 (202-134-8)                  6  3  0         WASTELAND II         
MOTHER BEAR 3172 (219-131-3)           4  3  0         THE BEARS            
CARTMAN 4034 (132-106-7)               3  3  0         WASTELAND II         
SIKAMIKANICO 2681 (118-94-9)           2  3  0         DANGEROUS PUPPETS    
22 JACKS 4153 (75-42-2)                1  4  0         ROGUES GALLERY       
FRANK DREBIN 3312 (119-101-0)          1  4  0         WASTELAND II         
SIR BACKBREAKER 1870 (191-120-6)       1  4  0         GOLDEN DAWN          
SPIRITBANE 1601 (112-100-1)            1  4  0         MMM BEER!            
CRYSTAL GRAVY 3111 (144-116-1)         0  5  0         WASTELAND II         

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ISABEL 3540 (107-114-0)                4  3  0         WASTELAND II         
MACA-RAUNCHY SALAD 2358 (148-97-7)     4  3  0         SATAN'S DELI         
ROCKWELL 5003 (49-47-0)                4  3  0         UNDEAD ARTISTS       
BETTERTHANEVER 5932 (42-19-0)          2  3  0         WASTELAND II         
LAND SHARK 1466 (100-140-4)            2  3  0         DOC LEGRAND'S LAB    
JUNINHO 4001 (40-20-1)                 2  4  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BELIAL 3838 (184-89-3)                 5  3  0         WICKED MARTYRS       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEBBIE 6127 (14-4-0)                   2  3  0         CHURCH LADIES        
MARY ANN 6183 (19-8-0)                 0  3  0         CHURCH LADIES        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PIRES 5665 (14-7-0)                   10  3  1         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 
BALOR 5894 (8-1-0)                     3  3  0         DEMONS & DEVILS      
HARRY 4851 (12-7-0)                    1  3  0         BRAIN                
HENRI 5062 (16-6-0)                    0  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PAM 6277 (9-6-0)                       2  1  0  DEAD   CHURCH LADIES        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TARNAS 6335 (5-2-0)                    3  3  1         TOLBIN'S BP          
YORKE 6040 (4-0-1)                     3  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 
ATHELAS 6334 (4-2-1)                   2  3  0         TOLBIN'S BP          
RENALDO 5933 (6-1-0)                   2  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 
PARGEN 6331 (3-5-0)                    1  3  0         TOLBIN'S BP          
GENFUL 6332 (5-3-1)                    0  3  0         TOLBIN'S BP          

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CANNED SAVRADESE 6311 (0-0-0)          1  3  0         SHEWISH PICNIC       
DELREAN 6358 (2-0-0)                   1  3  0         TOLBIN'S BP          

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLORENCE 6356 (0-0-0)                  0  3  0         CHURCH LADIES        
TEVEZ 6270 (0-0-0)                     0  1  0  DEAD   IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS