DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/26/2013    Duedate: 12/09/2013

BONSUR ARENA

DM-7    TURN-746

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ATHELAS
TOLBIN'S BP (587)
(7-6334) [9-5-1,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ATHELAS                        POSITION IS EMPTY
TOLBIN'S BP (587)              
(7-6334) [9-5-1,111]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BALBOA                         ARTIE AWL
SENTINELS (122)                TOOL SHED (262)
(7-6245) [23-18-0,99]          (7-6327) [11-5-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BEACH BABES (309)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)    26
2. SHEWISH PICNIC (580)        25IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
3. TOLBIN'S BP (587)           24      Unchartered Team
4. BEACH BABES (309)           14
5. SENTINELS (122)             12      CAVALIERS (588)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 136  94  6 59.1   1/ 4 BEACH BABES (309)         8  7 0
 2/ 2 TOLBIN'S BP (587)         47  33  4 58.8   2/ 1 SENTINELS (122)           7  7 0
 3/ 3 SENTINELS (122)          615 451 29 57.7   3- 2*THE HEATHENS (590)        6  2 1
 4/ 4 TOOL SHED (262)          161 141  2 53.3   4/ 5 TOOL SHED (262)           5  1 0
 5- 5*THE HEATHENS (590)         8  10  1 44.4   5/ 3 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396)  4  6 0
 6/ 7 DEMONIC FURY (573)        11  14  1 44.0   6/ 0 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      3  2 0
 7/ 6 BEACH BABES (309)        %1016 %1383 28 42.4   7/ 6 TOLBIN'S BP (587)         3  5 0
 8/ 0 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)      22  32  0 40.7   8/ 7 DEMONIC FURY (573)        1  2 0
 9/ 0*CAVALIERS (588)            1   2  0 33.3   9/ 0*BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)  1  3 0
10/ 0*BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)   1   3  0 25.0  10/ 0*CAVALIERS (588)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 741): BOBO THE DOG BOY of CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 623): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 737): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 730): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 731): DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 730): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 696): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 679): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 629): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 741): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 623): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 737): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 730): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 731): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 730): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 696): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 679): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 629): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): THE UPTIGHT MAN of OUT OF PROZAC (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): AGENT OF BRUTALITY of EXTREME AGGRESSION (Var, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
BONSUR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, SENTINELS, since BEACH 
BABES took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  BEACH BABES turned 
their 3-2-0 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than 
this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
GANNUCK win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, GANNUCK beat YORKE and 
YORKE lost 17 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  ATHELAS challenged BONSUR's 
Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
ATHELAS takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  
Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys 
win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  TOLBIN'S BP was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like SENTINELS avoided them the most this 
turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully 
impressed, PUTTY KNIFE was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego 
swell, sports fans.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, PARGEN 
challenged up 34 to take on PUTTY KNIFE of TOOL SHED.  And, oof!  PARGEN saw stars 
around his helmet, after losing the fight, and disappointing the crowds, I might add. 
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in BONSUR to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your 
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATHELAS 6334                  9   5  1   111       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HENRI 5062                   16   6  0   132       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 PUTTY KNIFE 6313             10   6  0   105       TOOL SHED (262)
 GANNUCK 6296                 15   8  1   102       SENTINELS (122)
 ROSE 6139                     9   3  1   100       DEMONIC FURY (573)
 BALBOA 6245                  23  18  0    99       SENTINELS (122)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YORKE 6040                    8   3  1    79       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 MAULI LAMA 6292              12  12  0    76       SENTINELS (122)
 GENFUL 6332                  12   5  1    70       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 FLAPJACK 6304                10   0  0    67       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 PARGEN 6331                   8   9  1    67       TOLBIN'S BP (587)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221        8   4  0    63       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
 ARTIE AWL 6327               11   5  0    62       TOOL SHED (262)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SURFIN' SARA 6279            10  22  0    53       BEACH BABES (309)
-TEVEZ 6379                    4   0  0    51       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 OMA BRELLA 6350               8   7  0    43       BEACH BABES (309)
 RENALDO 5933                  7   7  1    41       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 WAVIN' WANDA 6346            10   6  0    38       BEACH BABES (309)
 SUMMER SUNNE 6345             7  10  0    36       BEACH BABES (309)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IVAR 6384                     3   1  0    33       THE HEATHENS (590)
-RORIK 6387                    2   2  1    27       THE HEATHENS (590)
 CANNED SAVRADESE 6311         1   4  0    26       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAGSECG 6383                  3   1  0    24       THE HEATHENS (590)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUZZSAW 6206                  2   2  0    20       DEMONIC FURY (573)
 CHARLIE TUNA 6382             3   4  0    19       BEACH BABES (309)
-DROGBA 6378                   3   1  0    14       IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
 JADARAS 6381                  3   2  0    13       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 BOLON CHUK 6372               3   4  0    13       SENTINELS (122)
 CREAMED MALCORN 6394          1   0  0    12       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-ROLFE 6355                    0   1  0    12       CAVALIERS (588)
 DANTE 6352                    1   1  0     8       CAVALIERS (588)
 FROGLE ROCK 6376              1   0  0     8       BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
 MERRIG 6389                   1   2  0     7       TOLBIN'S BP (587)
 DRAGON FRUIT 6371             1   2  0     5       SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-THORGEST 6390                 0   3  0     4       THE HEATHENS (590)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA FROG 6373            0  1 0 BATTLE FROGS 12- 589 BANDIT PRINCE         746  NONE
DA TAD 6377             0  1 0 BATTLE FROGS 12- 589 SPYMASTER             746  NONE
DA TOAD 6374            0  1 0 BATTLE FROGS 12- 589 HIGH ELF              746  NONE
RED IRON 6400           0  1 0 SENTINELS 122        SPYMASTER             746  NONE
DELREAN 6358            6  2 1 TOLBIN'S BP 587      RENALDO 5933          742  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hey all you DM7 people!  We are sorry you had to put up with a DM Column which did
not belong here in DM7.  It belonged to Golden Globe in DM16!  But due to the typo
and lousy typing, including not putting a name on the author, it was sent to DM7.  Go
figure. -- The Consortium Folk

     That's the thing about hal:  it's literal.

This time we are going to relax and stay for a while. -- Shewish Picnic

     Well... good, though this is not the season we associate with picnics.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA TOAD was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA FROG was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
RED IRON was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DA TAD was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ATHELAS viciously subdued BALBOA in a 8 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
PARGEN was devastated by PUTTY KNIFE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RENALDO was viciously subdued by ARTIE AWL in a 5 minute Challenge match.
ROSE overpowered MAULI LAMA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
YORKE was vanquished by GANNUCK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SURFIN' SARA was defeated by MAIDEN HAIR PASTA in a 2 minute duel.
FLAPJACK vanquished OMA BRELLA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GENFUL overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory one-sided melee.
CANNED SAVRADESE was subdued by WAVIN' WANDA in a 2 minute match.
SUMMER SUNNE devastated BOLON CHUK in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHARLIE TUNA demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DRAGON FRUIT was beaten by JADARAS in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
DANTE was luckily beaten by CREAMED MALCORN in a 6 minute novice's duel.
MERRIG was overcome by FROGLE ROCK in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   3 -  1      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  13 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  12 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  20 -  3      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  22 -  1      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  30 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  22 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 746 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ATHELAS 6334                9   5  1  111 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
SLASHING ATTACK  PUTTY KNIFE 6313           10   6  0  105 TOOL SHED (262)
STRIKING ATTACK  GANNUCK 6296               15   8  1  102 SENTINELS (122)
WALL OF STEEL    BALBOA 6245                23  18  0   99 SENTINELS (122)
LUNGING ATTACK   YORKE 6040                  8   3  1   79 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
AIMED BLOW       FLAPJACK 6304              10   0  0   67 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BALBOA 6245.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ARTIE AWL 6327.  The ten other most popular fighters were DANTE 6352, ATHELAS 6334, 
BALBOA 6245, FROGLE ROCK 6376, GENFUL 6332, PUTTY KNIFE 6313, GANNUCK 6296, MAIDEN 
HAIR PASTA 6221, FLAPJACK 6304, and WAVIN' WANDA 6346.

The least popular fighter this week was MERRIG 6389.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DRAGON FRUIT 6371, BOLON CHUK 6372, OMA BRELLA 6350, YORKE 6040, MAULI 
LAMA 6292, PARGEN 6331, DA FROG 6373, DA TOAD 6374, CREAMED MALCORN 6394, and CHARLIE 
TUNA 6382.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BALOR (7-5894) DEMONS & DEVILS (543)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZERO 3156 (202-134-8)                  8  3  0         WASTELAND II         
MOTHER BEAR 3172 (223-134-3)           3  3  0         THE BEARS            
CARTMAN 4034 (132-106-7)               2  3  0         WASTELAND II         
SIKAMIKANICO 2681 (118-94-9)           2  3  0         DANGEROUS PUPPETS    
CHIME 1733 (151-107-3)                 1  4  0         SOUND                
FRANK DREBIN 3312 (123-105-0)          0  5  0         WASTELAND II         
SIR BACKBREAKER 1870 (191-120-6)       0  5  0         GOLDEN DAWN          
SPIRITBANE 1601 (117-103-1)            0  5  0         MMM BEER!            

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROCKWELL 5003 (54-50-0)                5  3  0         UNDEAD ARTISTS       
BETTERTHANEVER 5932 (45-24-1)          3  3  0         WASTELAND II         
ISABEL 3540 (107-114-0)                3  3  0         WASTELAND II         
MACA-RAUNCHY SALAD 2358 (148-97-7)     3  3  0         SATAN'S DELI         
BELIAL 3838 (185-96-3)                 1  4  0         WICKED MARTYRS       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MARY ANN 6183 (20-9-0)                 0  2  0         CHURCH LADIES        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BALOR 5894 (8-1-0)                     8  3  0         DEMONS & DEVILS      
HARRY 4851 (12-7-0)                    0  2  0         BRAIN                

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROSE 6139 (8-3-1)                      4  3  0         DEMONIC FURY         

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GENFUL 6332 (11-5-1)                   3  3  1         TOLBIN'S BP          
ATHELAS 6334 (8-5-1)                   0  2  0         TOLBIN'S BP          
PARGEN 6331 (8-8-1)                    0  2  0         TOLBIN'S BP          

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MUFASA 6272 (6-0-0)                    5  1  1  DEAD   ANIMAL KINGDOM       
CANNED SAVRADESE 6311 (1-3-0)          2  3  0         SHEWISH PICNIC       
CITE 6321 (1-4-0)                      0  2  0         SOUND                
STONEHAWK 4720 (3-1-0)                 0  2  0         BLACK TIDE           

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GAIUS BONSURIUS 6388 (2-2-0)           2  1  0  DEAD   SENTINELS            
CHIRR 6324 (1-1-0)                     2  3  0         SOUND                
CATHY 6344 (2-2-0)                     0  2  0         CHURCH LADIES        
FLORENCE 6356 (0-2-0)                  0  2  0         CHURCH LADIES        
MERRIG 6389 (1-1-0)                    0  2  0         TOLBIN'S BP          

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIMBA 6347 (0-0-0)                     5  3  0         ANIMAL KINGDOM       
THUMPER 6357 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         ANIMAL KINGDOM       

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OZYMANDIUS 2521 (15-11-1)              5  3  0         SENTINELS            
ZOOM ZOOM 5259 (13-11-0)               4  3  0         ERRATA               
DR. CLAW 4233 (2-1-0)                  1  3  0         INSP GADGETS MINIONS 
DEMON-BLADE 3942 (11-6-0)              0  2  0         REAVERS              
FATIMA YECHBURGH 5171 (13-11-0)        0  2  0         WISH YOU WERE BEER   
HIERONYMUS ZIGG 5986 (13-7-1)          0  2  0         SENTINELS            

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALBINO 5209 (11-2-0)                   3  3  0         WORDS THAT END IN O  
CHIEF QUIMBY 4211 (3-2-0)              2  3  0         INSP GADGETS MINIONS 
VAN NISTELROY 5812 (4-1-0)             2  3  0         IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PAM 6277 (9-6-0)                       6  3  1         CHURCH LADIES        

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MERCURIO 6289 (4-2-0)                  2  3  0         SENTINELS            
DELREAN 6358 (6-2-1)                   0  2  0         TOLBIN'S BP          

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHIRLEY 6364 (1-3-0)                   4  3  0         CHURCH LADIES        

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

    There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office.  There 
often was, but surely not now?  Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today, 
frowned at them.
    A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter.  "I want a 
name-change," he said.  "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling 
Eyeball'?  My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
    A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him.  "And I am really tired of 
being known as 'DA Bait'."  She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood.  "I'd 
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
    The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to 
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and 
dangerous.
    Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success.  He raised his 
voice, too.  "We'll do it!  A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork 
lined up!  Two or three months, maybe--"
    The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
    "No, listen!  The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything 
straight.  You've got to be patient.  It WILL happen!"

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI