DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/10/2013 Duedate: 12/23/2013
BONSUR ARENA
DM-7 TURN-747
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ATHELAS
TOLBIN'S BP (587)
(7-6334) [10-5-1,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ATHELAS FROGLE ROCK
TOLBIN'S BP (587) BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
(7-6334) [10-5-1,118] (7-6376) [2-0-0,15]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SURFIN' SARA FROGLE ROCK
BEACH BABES (309) BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
(7-6279) [10-23-0,53] (7-6376) [2-0-0,15]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BEACH BABES (309)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TOLBIN'S BP (587) 33
2. BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589) 8 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
3. BEACH BABES (309) 5 Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 3
5. TOOL SHED (262) 2 BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 136 94 6 59.1 1/ 1 BEACH BABES (309) 7 8 0
2/ 2 TOLBIN'S BP (587) 50 35 4 58.8 2/ 6 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 6 4 0
3- 3 SENTINELS (122) 615 451 29 57.7 3/ 7 TOLBIN'S BP (587) 6 4 0
4/ 4 TOOL SHED (262) 162 142 2 53.3 4/ 4 TOOL SHED (262) 4 2 0
5- 5*THE HEATHENS (590) 8 10 1 44.4 5- 2 SENTINELS (122) 4 5 0
6- 6 DEMONIC FURY (573) 11 14 1 44.0 6- 3*THE HEATHENS (590) 3 1 1
7/ 8 SHEWISH PICNIC (580) 25 34 0 42.4 7- 5 IMPORTED FOOTBALLE (396) 2 4 0
8/ 7 BEACH BABES (309) %1018 %1386 28 42.3 8/ 9*BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589) 2 4 0
9/10*BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589) 2 4 0 33.3 9- 8 DEMONIC FURY (573) 1 0 0
10- 9*CAVALIERS (588) 1 2 0 33.3 10-10*CAVALIERS (588) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 742): BOA of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 624): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 747): BRUNHILDE of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 719): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 743): BIRGITTE of KINGS BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 738): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 746): ATHELAS of TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 731): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 732): RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 731): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 697): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 686): ARGONATH of PILLAR OF KINGS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 680): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 630): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 301): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 294): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 576): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 624): TOLAIS DEEPHEART of HIGHLANDERS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 742): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 624): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 746): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 719): TOLBINS HIVE C (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 743): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 738): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 746): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 731): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 732): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 731): MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 697): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 686): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 680): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 630): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 301): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 294): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 576): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 624) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 742): BOA of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 747): BRUNHILDE of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
(turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 718): THE UPTIGHT MAN of OUT OF PROZAC (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 731): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 697): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Good day, in BONSUR a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. SHEWISH PICNIC stable has parlayed
this turn's 3-2-0 into a 4 space move up the rankings. This brings them up to 2nd
place. Good work, guys! And let's see, PARGEN fought FLAPJACK and gained 15 points
and contributed to TOLBIN'S BP's 3-2-0. FLAPJACK has lost to PARGEN, falling 10
points, while helping make SHEWISH PICNIC a 3-2-0 turn. This week's Duelmaster bout
was between PUTTY KNIFE and our Duelmaster ATHELAS, making a challenge. The attempts
to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and ATHELAS remains BONSUR's top warrior for
another turn. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped
under the table at The Warty Toad?
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. Well, sports fans, take notice
that CANNED SAVRADESE from SHEWISH PICNIC was BONSUR's most challenged warrior this
turn.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your
swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to
paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ATHELAS 6334 10 5 1 118 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HENRI 5062 16 6 0 132 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-GANNUCK 6296 15 8 1 102 SENTINELS (122)
-ROSE 6139 9 3 1 100 DEMONIC FURY (573)
-BALBOA 6245 23 18 0 99 SENTINELS (122)
PUTTY KNIFE 6313 10 7 0 96 TOOL SHED (262)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PARGEN 6331 9 9 1 82 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
GENFUL 6332 13 5 1 81 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
-YORKE 6040 8 3 1 79 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-MAULI LAMA 6292 12 12 0 76 SENTINELS (122)
ARTIE AWL 6327 12 5 0 73 TOOL SHED (262)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221 9 4 0 65 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
FLAPJACK 6304 10 1 0 57 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SURFIN' SARA 6279 10 23 0 53 BEACH BABES (309)
-TEVEZ 6379 4 0 0 51 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
SUMMER SUNNE 6345 8 10 0 44 BEACH BABES (309)
WAVIN' WANDA 6346 10 7 0 41 BEACH BABES (309)
-RENALDO 5933 7 7 1 41 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
OMA BRELLA 6350 8 8 0 35 BEACH BABES (309)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IVAR 6384 3 1 0 33 THE HEATHENS (590)
CANNED SAVRADESE 6311 2 4 0 30 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-RORIK 6387 2 2 1 27 THE HEATHENS (590)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BAGSECG 6383 3 1 0 24 THE HEATHENS (590)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHARLIE TUNA 6382 4 4 0 21 BEACH BABES (309)
-BUZZSAW 6206 2 2 0 20 DEMONIC FURY (573)
CREAMED MALCORN 6394 2 0 0 18 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
FROGLE ROCK 6376 2 0 0 15 BATTLE FROGS 12-13 (589)
-DROGBA 6378 3 1 0 14 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (396)
-BOLON CHUK 6372 3 4 0 13 SENTINELS (122)
JADARAS 6381 3 3 0 12 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
-ROLFE 6355 0 1 0 12 CAVALIERS (588)
-DANTE 6352 1 1 0 8 CAVALIERS (588)
MERRIG 6389 1 3 0 8 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
DRAGON FRUIT 6371 1 3 0 6 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
-THORGEST 6390 0 3 0 4 THE HEATHENS (590)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CRIMSON FROG 6375 0 1 0 BATTLE FROGS 12- 589 STONE GOLEM 747 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Hmm, okay... teams, regional news, spy report, rankings.... Ah! The mail-in tourney
results! We salute all the participants and give a special nod to Zero and Balor,
tourney victors. -- Jorja and the Beach Babes
Maiden Hair Pasta -- I like angel hair, myself, but either one is good with ham and
cheese. -- Surfin' Sara
Flapjack -- If I can have maple syrup with that, I don't CARE about losing. -- Oma
Brella
Canned Savradese -- My Grampa always said to watch OUT for stuff like that. He said
it was made with FLOOR SWEEPINGS, and even if the floor is CLEAN, still, not the
best, you know? -- Wavin' Wanda
Bolon Chuk -- Chunky bologna? That's what Wanda's Grampa was talking about, you
know. -- Summer Sunne
The Mordant Deserter doesn't have a CLUE how to handle me. Ha! -- Charlie Tuna
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CRIMSON FROG was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ATHELAS bested PUTTY KNIFE in a 1 minute brutal Challenge Title duel.
JADARAS was overcome by CANNED SAVRADESE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
GENFUL overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
PARGEN overpowered FLAPJACK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAIDEN HAIR PASTA bested WAVIN' WANDA in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
ARTIE AWL overpowered SURFIN' SARA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OMA BRELLA was overpowered by VICIOUS PIRATE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
SUMMER SUNNE viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gory duel.
CHARLIE TUNA won victory over MERRIG in a 1 minute duel.
DRAGON FRUIT was savagely defeated by FROGLE ROCK in a 2 minute novice's fight.
CREAMED MALCORN overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a unpopular 5 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 3 - 1 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 11 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 12 - 0 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 17 - 3 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 27 - 0 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 21 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 20 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 747 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY ATHELAS 6334 10 5 1 118 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
SLASHING ATTACK PUTTY KNIFE 6313 10 7 0 96 TOOL SHED (262)
LUNGING ATTACK GENFUL 6332 13 5 1 81 TOLBIN'S BP (587)
AIMED BLOW MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221 9 4 0 65 SHEWISH PICNIC (580)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SURFIN' SARA 6279. The most popular warrior this
turn was FROGLE ROCK 6376. The ten other most popular fighters were ARTIE AWL 6327,
WAVIN' WANDA 6346, CANNED SAVRADESE 6311, MAIDEN HAIR PASTA 6221, GENFUL 6332, SUMMER
SUNNE 6345, PUTTY KNIFE 6313, JADARAS 6381, SURFIN' SARA 6279, and OMA BRELLA 6350.
The least popular fighter this week was CREAMED MALCORN 6394. The other ten least
popular fighters were FLAPJACK 6304, CRIMSON FROG 6375, DRAGON FRUIT 6371, MERRIG
6389, PARGEN 6331, ATHELAS 6334, CHARLIE TUNA 6382, OMA BRELLA 6350, SURFIN' SARA
6279, and JADARAS 6381.
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium