DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/14/2011 Duedate: 05/11/2011
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-334
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ZITHER
Z GLADIATORZ (519)
(8-5153) [26-1-0,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ZITHER POSITION IS EMPTY
Z GLADIATORZ (519)
(8-5153) [26-1-0,134]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CONFIDENCE KOTTER NAHL
CONSANGUINEOUS (567) MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
(8-4894) [25-11-0,122] (8-5197) [2-21-0,27]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SMITHSONIAN (245)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SMITHSONIAN (245) 46
2. YOU PAY I SLAY (373) 23 CONSANGUINEOUS (567)
3. MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 4 Unchartered Team
4. Z GLADIATORZ (519) -14
5. CONSANGUINEOUS (567) -27 JUNK YARD (277)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CONSANGUINEOUS (567) 95 31 2 75.4 1/ 2 SMITHSONIAN (245) 12 3 0
2/ 2 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 217 96 7 69.3 2/ 1 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 10 4 0
3/ 3 SMITHSONIAN (245) 667 417 14 61.5 3/ 3 CONSANGUINEOUS (567) 5 1 0
4/ 4 YOU PAY I SLAY (373) 64 55 2 53.8 4/ 5 YOU PAY I SLAY (373) 2 6 0
5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 161 270 4 37.4 5/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 2 11 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 331): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 329): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 306): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 287): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 266): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 259): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 233): DEVIL'S ADVOCATE of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 331): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 329): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 306): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 287): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 266): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 259): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She Puppy, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 233): SPIDERS et al (Consortium, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 330): PATTE DE SAGUAR of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 235): LILAS KEEPER of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 50): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
QUITA REMMING of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out ARKERS to see
what's new. Like, Z GLADIATORZ had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1
spot by SMITHSONIAN! Way to go SMITHSONIAN! MVP award for ANITA KILL? YOU PAY I
SLAY's proud of her after beating ZORK and getting 25 points. Talk about yer major
upsets! ZORK's match with ANITA KILL cost him a loss of 19 points! Oh, wow, like
the Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all ARKERS. She got the most
challenges. (But what about proposals?) The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just
cause she's Number One! KERBIN NOTTS knows this. He was challenged by the
Duelmaster. This Duelmaster is like something else! ZITHER stopped KERBIN NOTTS
dead in his tracks! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours
sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? YOU PAY I SLAY was ARKERS' most avoided team. Is
there some award for that? I don't know what SMITHSONIAN's been doing. They
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from YOU PAY I SLAY, that's fer sher.
I'm not so sure ALAMO knew all the facts when it challenged CONFIDENCE of
CONSANGUINEOUS. I saw ALAMO stumbling and dribbling at The Dripping Blade last
week... ALAMO was so studly out there in the sands! Beating CONFIDENCE and getting
29 points. SMITHSONIAN must be proud, for sure!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. ARKERS is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZITHER 5153 26 1 0 134 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CONFIDENCE 4894 25 11 0 122 CONSANGUINEOUS (567)
ALAMO 5151 15 10 1 113 SMITHSONIAN (245)
CONFESSION 4895 23 10 0 96 CONSANGUINEOUS (567)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANITA KILL 5234 6 4 0 85 YOU PAY I SLAY (373)
-URA GONER 5214 5 1 0 84 YOU PAY I SLAY (373)
NORM QUESHA 5171 15 15 0 82 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZEPHYR 5204 12 7 2 61 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
ZORK 5195 11 3 3 61 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
IWO JIMA 5223 10 3 0 61 SMITHSONIAN (245)
YOSEMITE 5231 9 0 0 61 SMITHSONIAN (245)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZEST 5224 12 2 1 56 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
PLYMOUTH ROCK 5218 14 1 0 49 SMITHSONIAN (245)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZOO 5236 6 0 0 33 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
MAYFLOWER 5235 8 1 0 29 SMITHSONIAN (245)
KOTTER NAHL 5197 2 21 0 27 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IMERTA LOEL 5225 0 15 0 20 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BYE 5259 0 1 0 YOU PAY I SLAY 373 BANDIT PRINCE 334 NONE
IMA SLAYER 5233 4 7 0 YOU PAY I SLAY 373 WURM KIN 334 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
No, no, no, Kerbin. You can't leave me; you're my teacher and mentor! -- a sad
Zither
Anita Kill -- I'm glad you didn't and I didn't and I won. Tell your boss to fix me a
scotch on the rocks. -- Zephyr
Fratsfa Merc -- Thanks for you contribution to the Z's. -- Zest
Stray Catman -- Hah! I caged you. -- Zoo
Congratulations to Lord Protector Kerbin KNotts. -- The Z Man
And, Z Gladiators -- Thank you for the big 4-0. Well Done. -- The Z Man
Confidence -- You are just like all those other bad guys who finished off the Alamo.
Pfbttt! -- Alamo
Civilized Criminal -- I can't stand your type! After all the freedom we fought for,
you still do that! Ugly! But thanks, anyway, for the win. -- Iwo Jima
Imerta Loel -- In a way (a small way), I am sorry to contribute to your problems.
Keep that up and you will blow away Assur's record. -- Mayflower
Kotter Nahl -- You don't teach as well as Kerbin. Get with it! -- Yosemite
Ima Slayer -- Yeah, sure you are. I won't reveal any of your weenie secrets. *wink*
-- Plymouth Rock
Health. Humility. Honor -- Curator
Zest -- I'm not a squelcher by nature. -- Kotter Nahl
Zoo -- I was hoping to see the zebra trick. -- Imerta Loel
Zither -- Us again, and coming up on the last time. Your patience is amazing, and
gratifying as well. Few people are willing to listen to the really long explanations
that some skill-teaching requires. -- Kerbin Notts
Confession -- I lied. -- Norm Quesha
Yosemite -- Cheese louise! I just wanted a hot bath, is that too much to ask? --
Kotter Nahl
Mayflower -- Just remember, it was luck, nothing more. -- Imerta Loel
18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators! Just
sayin' -- The Cajun
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IMA SLAYER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BYE was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
ZITHER savagely defeated KERBIN NOTTS in a 9 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
ALAMO devastated CONFIDENCE in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fight.
CONFESSION bested NORM QUESHA in a 2 minute bloody veteran's duel.
ZEPHYR was overpowered by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ZORK was overpowered by ANITA KILL in a 1 minute uneven melee.
YOSEMITE vanquished FRATSFA MERCENARY in a slow 10 minute uneven duel.
IWO JIMA vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ZEST defeated CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 3 minute match.
PLYMOUTH ROCK unbelievably bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 3 minute gory bout.
ZOO luckily beat KOTTER NAHL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
MAYFLOWER unbelievably bested IMERTA LOEL in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 7 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 1 - 0 93 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 51 - 10 - 0 84 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 20 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 22 - 1 29 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 8 - 1 20 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 334 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY ZITHER 5153 26 1 0 134 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
LUNGING ATTACK CONFIDENCE 4894 25 11 0 122 CONSANGUINEOUS (567)
BASHING ATTACK ALAMO 5151 15 10 1 113 SMITHSONIAN (245)
PARRY-LUNGE CONFESSION 4895 23 10 0 96 CONSANGUINEOUS (567)
STRIKING ATTACK ANITA KILL 5234 6 4 0 85 YOU PAY I SLAY (373)
SLASHING ATTACK ZORK 5195 11 3 3 61 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CONFIDENCE 4894. The most popular warrior this turn
was KOTTER NAHL 5197. The ten other most popular fighters were ALAMO 5151, IMERTA
LOEL 5225, ZITHER 5153, CONFESSION 4895, NORM QUESHA 5171, IWO JIMA 5223, BYE 5259,
CONFIDENCE 4894, ANITA KILL 5234, and MAYFLOWER 5235.
The least popular fighter this week was YOSEMITE 5231. The other ten least popular
fighters were ZEST 5224, ZORK 5195, ZEPHYR 5204, IMA SLAYER 5233, ZOO 5236, PLYMOUTH
ROCK 5218, MAYFLOWER 5235, ANITA KILL 5234, CONFIDENCE 4894, and BYE 5259.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
KERBIN NOTTS (8-5040) MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
AUJARD 4639 (54-42-0) 4 3 0 LA PENTARCHIE
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CONUNDRUM 4892 (38-23-1) 6 3 0 CONSANGUINEOUS
CONSTERNATION 4896 (44-11-1) 5 3 0 CONSANGUINEOUS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ZITHER 5153 (25-1-0) 1 3 0 Z GLADIATORZ
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BITTA LUCK 5257 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 YOU PAY I SLAY
ADM FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RANCID WAIF 4413 (34-20-0) 0 3 0 HAPLESS WAIF
CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
REBECCA RAVEN 4308 (6-1-0) 3 3 1 TRIAL BY COMBAT