DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/09/2011 Duedate: 07/06/2011
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-336
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ZITHER
Z GLADIATORZ (519)
(8-5153) [28-1-0,149]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ZITHER POSITION IS EMPTY
Z GLADIATORZ (519)
(8-5153) [28-1-0,149]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CONFIDENCE KOTTER NAHL
CONSANGUINEOUS (567) MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
(8-4894) [26-12-0,126] (8-5197) [2-23-0,29]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SMITHSONIAN (245)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. Z GLADIATORZ (519) 54
2. MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 27 CONSANGUINEOUS (567)
3. YOU PAY I SLAY (373) 16 Unchartered Team
4. SMITHSONIAN (245) 3
5. CONSANGUINEOUS (567) -4 BBCT2 (369)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CONSANGUINEOUS (567) 96 34 2 73.8 1/ 1 SMITHSONIAN (245) 13 2 0
2/ 2 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 225 98 7 69.7 2/ 2 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 11 4 0
3/ 3 SMITHSONIAN (245) 675 419 14 61.7 3/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 4 8 0
4/ 4 YOU PAY I SLAY (373) 64 59 2 52.0 4/ 3 CONSANGUINEOUS (567) 2 4 0
5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 165 274 4 37.6 5/ 5 YOU PAY I SLAY (373) 1 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 333): WHITE BECT of LE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 308): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 268): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 261): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 238): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 53): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 235): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 333): THE DEATH LORDS (Widowmaker?, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 308): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 268): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 261): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 238): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 53): PANTHEON (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 235): CRYPTICS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
VALERIAN of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): PROWL of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
EARVLING FLASH of FORCE OF WILL
(Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
(turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
RERUN of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
JACK KNIFE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I suck! All us Zs suck! The only team with less intelligence is probably
Consaguineous, and I will just bet that none of them can spell their own team name.
Right, Consags?
Take a look at these Zs:
ST 9-10-11-14-17
CN 9-12-19-19-20
SZ 6-10-10-11-12
WT 4-7-9-15-17
WL 15-15-16-17-19
SP 8-9-9-10-11
DF 5-7-11-12-13
An average wit of 10.2! Lotsa will, so our motto is "Where there's a will, there's a
way."
I'll just bet those snake-in-the-grass You Pay types have lots of wit. Well
maybe not, as they base their home in New Jersey. What's that about?
Back to this stuff. Come and get me. I am here. I take on all comers.
(Unless they are Consags or I Slays.) For I am Duelmaster.
Zither VIII
SPY REPORT
Hail ARKERS! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. The Z GLADIATORZ guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the
future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, LELAND
OLVEN fought VIRTUOUS SCRIBE and gained 18 points and contributed to MIDDLE WAY 11's
2-2-0. MAYFLOWER has lost to HONEST MERCHANT, falling 10 points, while helping make
SMITHSONIAN a 4-1-0 turn. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and
ZITHER remains ARKERS' top warrior for another turn. By the way, was that our
Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Dripping Blade?
Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true. YOU PAY I SLAY has cause to stand tall, as they were ARKERS'
most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And avoiding YOU
PAY I SLAY more than any other team we find SMITHSONIAN. ARKERS, are we going to
accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports fans, take notice that
CONFIDENCE from CONSANGUINEOUS was ARKERS' most challenged warrior this turn. In a
fit of brilliance or of stupidity (hard to say sometimes), ZORK challenged CONFIDENCE
today, facing a 49 difference in recognition. And crowds were on their feet when
ZORK claimed a victory from CONFIDENCE, and now has 110 points for his efforts.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Is it really true that ARKERS has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, ARKERS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in ARKERS and I've a long
road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZITHER 5153 28 1 0 149 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CONFIDENCE 4894 26 12 0 126 CONSANGUINEOUS (567)
ZORK 5195 13 3 3 110 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
ALAMO 5151 16 11 1 102 SMITHSONIAN (245)
CONFESSION 4895 23 12 0 97 CONSANGUINEOUS (567)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANITA KILL 5234 6 4 0 85 YOU PAY I SLAY (373)
-URA GONER 5214 5 1 0 84 YOU PAY I SLAY (373)
ZEPHYR 5204 14 7 2 79 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
NORM QUESHA 5171 16 16 0 76 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
IWO JIMA 5223 12 3 0 71 SMITHSONIAN (245)
YOSEMITE 5231 11 0 0 67 SMITHSONIAN (245)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZEST 5224 13 3 1 54 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
PLYMOUTH ROCK 5218 16 1 0 53 SMITHSONIAN (245)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZOO 5236 7 1 0 33 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IMERTA LOEL 5225 1 16 0 33 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
MAYFLOWER 5235 9 2 0 29 SMITHSONIAN (245)
KOTTER NAHL 5197 2 23 0 29 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LELAND OLVEN 5262 2 0 0 23 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BITTA LUCK 5257 0 2 0 YOU PAY I SLAY 373 DARK CHAMPION 336 NONE
BYE 5263 0 1 0 YOU PAY I SLAY 373 SPYMASTER 336 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Does anyone really read these persads or communications? -- Curator
Only astronomers. Assuming the Persads are a meteor shower.
Is there really a manager called Mannequin? Or one named Kisanth? Are they NPCs?
What if I need a package delivered? Or where's a good bartender when you need one
badly? -- Curator
Murska for the Bartender.
Congratulations to Z Man's Zither, a Duelmaster TP with a fine 27-1-0 record. Rumor
has it that Kerbin Knotts, a Middle Way ripper was the culprit? -- Curator
Confidence -- I may have lost, but I did my job as a wingman, keeping you from
battling for the throne. Why don't you just graduate, and then write a tell-all
book? Whoops, that would be Confession, wouldn't it? Well, BOTH of you are deemed
LPs if it is left up to me! -- Alamo (barely hanging on)
Fratsfa Merc, Honest Merchant, Captured Orc -- Thanks for being there to be our
cannon-fodder. -- Iwo Jima, Mayflower, Yosemite
Kotter Nahl -- The ship has landed. (wink) -- Plymouth Rock
Health; humility; honor. Good luck to any Arkerites at The Face in Milwaukee.
Perhaps the ghosts of Mannequin and Kisanth will even put in an appearance? --
Curator
Fratsfa Mercenary -- Thanks for the practice. -- Zephyr (on a high)
Ambitious Guard -- I know. I know. When they matched you up with me, you said
"Surely you jest with Zest?" But you danced well for 6 minutes. Next time we will
try the quick-step. -- Zest
Confession -- I love it when you deal out those short penances. -- Zither
Imerta Loel -- That's the last time I will let you in free! -- Zoo
Norm Quesha -- Take sword. Swing. East. -- Zork
Guys -- Thanks for the 4-1, which is fine and dandy, but we HAVE to beat out those
Smithsonian types, so 5-0s are often necessary. -- The Z Man
Zither -- That is because, when you go to a tournament, you don't fight ME. -- Kerbin
Notts
Zork -- I wish you would go back to, um, Zorkland or wherever you came from. All
that zizz puts my teeth on edge. -- Norm Quesha
Plymouth Rock -- I wish I couldn't believe that, but after five minutes of getting
hit with a rock, it's all too real to me. -- Kotter Nahl
Zoo -- Oh, excellent! We each got a zero replaced by a one, which can only mark the
beginning of a trend to come. -- Imerta Loel
Bitta Luck -- Indeed! Thanks. -- Leland Olven
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BITTA LUCK was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
ZORK demolished CONFIDENCE in a 2 minute bloody uneven Challenge fight.
ZEST was viciously subdued by NORM QUESHA in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
ZOO unbelievably bested KOTTER NAHL in a action packed 4 minute gory Challenge brawl.
ZITHER viciously subdued CONFESSION in a unpopular 14 minute master's Title match.
ALAMO overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute gruesome expert's melee.
YOSEMITE outlasted CAPTURED ORC in a slow 9 minute uneven duel.
IWO JIMA overpowered HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven match.
ZEPHYR overpowered NOBLE ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
MAYFLOWER was handily defeated by HONEST MERCHANT in a 11 minute one-sided contest.
PLYMOUTH ROCK luckily beat IMERTA LOEL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
LELAND OLVEN vanquished VIRTUOUS SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 6 TOTAL PARRY 52 - 13 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 2 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 19 - 0 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 20 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 7 - 0 13 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 336 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY ZITHER 5153 28 1 0 149 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
LUNGING ATTACK CONFIDENCE 4894 26 12 0 126 CONSANGUINEOUS (567)
SLASHING ATTACK ZORK 5195 13 3 3 110 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
BASHING ATTACK ALAMO 5151 16 11 1 102 SMITHSONIAN (245)
PARRY-LUNGE CONFESSION 4895 23 12 0 97 CONSANGUINEOUS (567)
STRIKING ATTACK IWO JIMA 5223 12 3 0 71 SMITHSONIAN (245)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is CONFIDENCE 4894. The most popular warrior this turn
was KOTTER NAHL 5197. The ten other most popular fighters were NORM QUESHA 5171,
IMERTA LOEL 5225, ZORK 5195, ALAMO 5151, ZEPHYR 5204, IWO JIMA 5223, BITTA LUCK 5257,
PLYMOUTH ROCK 5218, LELAND OLVEN 5262, and CONFIDENCE 4894.
The least popular fighter this week was CONFESSION 4895. The other ten least popular
fighters were ZITHER 5153, YOSEMITE 5231, MAYFLOWER 5235, BYE 5263, ZOO 5236, ZEST
5224, CONFIDENCE 4894, LELAND OLVEN 5262, PLYMOUTH ROCK 5218, and BITTA LUCK 5257.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ZITHER (8-5153) Z GLADIATORZ (519)