DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/22/2015    Duedate: 11/18/2015

ARKERS ARENA

DM-8    TURN-393

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LUCKY STRIKES
SMITHSONIAN (245)
(8-5426) [14-4-0,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TIMBER WALKER                  CURLY BILL
NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)        THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
(8-3147) [21-6-2,177]          (8-5501) [4-2-0,32]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OL' GRIZ                       PUGACHEV
NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)        PEASANT REBELLION (614)
(8-4755) [15-11-3,94]          (8-5379) [7-7-0,44]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SMITHSONIAN (245)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)     49
2. HOYT FOUNDATION (636)       47      PEASANT REBELLION (614)
3. THE CHOSEN (613)            36      Unchartered Team
4. MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)    34
5. BROKEN SPIRITS (632)        31      THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 PEASANT REBELLION (614)   50  22  0 69.4   1/ 1 SMITHSONIAN (245)         8  3 0
 2/ 1 Z GLADIATORZ (519)       296 146  8 67.0   2/15 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)   8  5 0
 3- 2 WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)      117  65  2 64.3   3/13 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)    8  7 0
 4/ 3 SMITHSONIAN (245)        764 458 16 62.5   4/ 8 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)     8  7 0
 5/ 4 BORN LOSERS (634)        162 105 17 60.7   5- 3 WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)       7  2 0
 6/ 5 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)  179 137 17 56.6   6/ 2 SERIOUS LEE (486)         7  5 0
 7/ 6*THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)       16  14  3 53.3   7/11*THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)       7  8 2
 8/ 8 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)     59  55  6 51.8   8/12 THE CHOSEN (613)          7  8 1
 9/ 9 THE CHOSEN (613)         238 235 19 50.3   9/ 9 Z GLADIATORZ (519)        6  5 0
10/ 7 GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)      44  46  0 48.9  10/ 5 STEEL PROPHETS (615)      6  7 0
11/11 STEEL PROPHETS (615)      75  81  2 48.1  11/ 6 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)      6  9 0
12-10 CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202) 140 153 13 47.8  12/ 7*LITTLE DUCKS (640)        6  9 0
13/13 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)    45  50  1 47.4  13-14 CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)  5  4 0
14-12 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)     23  26  4 46.9  14/17 MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)  5  5 0
15/15 MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)  93 106  7 46.7  15/ 4 BORN LOSERS (634)         5  7 0
16/16 SERIOUS LEE (486)         30  37  0 44.8  16/10 BASH BROS SHOWER (604)    5  8 0
17/17 BASH BROS SHOWER (604)    27  34  1 44.3  17/ 0 PEASANT REBELLION (614)   3  2 0
18/14*LITTLE DUCKS (640)         8  12  0 40.0  18-18 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)     2  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)      47  73  3 39.2  19/16 GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)      1  9 0
20-20*WARLORDS (421)             0   1  0  0.0  20-20*WARLORDS (421)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     "Send us back, you fat slug!" shouted Curly Bill.
     Gunsmith laughed. "If I could send you back don't you think I would have been 
home years ago?"
     "You brought us here, you figure it out," mumbled Black Bart.  
     "Yeah, Jack is dead because of you!  You sent him to his death!" yelled John 
Hardin.  
     "You think I brought you here?" Gunsmith said laughing so hard he broke into a 
coughing fit the other men thought would kill him, and they didn't seem to think it 
would be a bad thing if it did.  "I no more brought you here than anyone brought me 
here.  Fate or God brought you here same as me, which ever you choose to believe.  As 
for Jack, he didn't earn his keep.  Would any of you pay for his room and board out of 
your own pockets?"
     "But you had him killed!  Who are you to decide that?!!" cried John.
     "He is the one with the money and knowledge, and since when have you been worried 
about others, John?  Maybe you're worried you are next," laughed Johnny Ringo.
     Hardin's face grew red and his hand went to his hip but before he could pull, 
Ringo's Colt was pointing at his head.
     "Put those things away!" growled Gunsmith.  "It's not like we can just go buy 
bullets, we can't afford you wasting them on each other.  And what would these 
backwards people think, probably burn us as Devil worshipers."
     Ringo laughed and holstered his weapon.
     "So you siding with him, huh Johnny?  What about being a cowboy and sticking 
together?" said Curly Bill.
     "You can figure out what or who brought you here Curly, I KNOW why I am here.  I 
made my deal years ago, and now I'm gonna do what I gotta do for me.  Hell, as far as 
I know, Gunsmith is the one I made the deal with.  I suggest you make a decision.  Are 
you with me or against me?" said Ringo.
     Curly shook his head and smiled.  "Brothers to the end," he said.
     John Hardin lowered his head and said, "God forgive me, I'm in."
     Ringo whispered, "It's too late for forgiveness."
     "Well, I guess we are decided here and ready to get down to business.  Except for 
one.  What you say, Mr. Quiet?" said Gunsmith.
     Texas Red smiled and said, "I like it here."

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is NORTHERN BADLANDS, who swept up 13 places in the 
ranks.  Suffering under a 0-4-0 record and dropping from 4th to 15th place were the 
BORN LOSERS.  Keep trying!  It looks like the guys(?) at HOYT FOUNDATION had a good 
week as they went 4-1-0 to put them in 4th place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for ARIXIA, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing 
OUT OF SOAP like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in 
the top ten was OUT OF SOAP, who dropped 18 points after a disappointing (to say the 
least) bout with ARIXIA.  Drawing on all of its experience as a 13-4-0 warrior, LUCKY 
STRIKES went for the Duelmastership against CUTTER CRITES this week.  It's a proud 
day for the SMITHSONIAN stable, as their warrior, LUCKY STRIKES, ascended the 
Duelmaster's throne.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this 
stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ARKERS arena.  Did you 
hear that WEIRD ALCHEMY was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of WEIRD ALCHEMY's warriors, I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me? 
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause THE CHOSEN beats feet every time WEIRD ALCHEMY 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, 
HUMBLE LEE would be president.  Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to win. 
Getting lots of flowers from sympathetic fans was THE SHRIEKER, who was successfully 
challenged by YRAH BANEWRECKER who had a mere 30 points more than THE SHRIEKER.  
Definition of petty:  YRAH BANEWRECKER subdued THE SHRIEKER, a mismatch of 30 points. 
Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying DOOM GROOVER will do.  He 
challenged 16 points down to trash KORSEN.  Definition of petty:  DOOM GROOVER bested 
KORSEN, a mismatch of 16 points.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, GRIMM 
went after ZOO, who was higher by 22 points.  Well, when the dust settled, GRIMM lost 
to ZOO.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  I have no doubt that THE CHOSEN will be 
celebrating long and loud their warrior SEHWYN STEEL's slaying of GUNTHER on the 
sands.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally in the arena with 
you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCKY STRIKES 5426           14   4  0   121       SMITHSONIAN (245)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMBER WALKER 3147           21   6  2   177       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 CLYDE D'CLUB 5376            13   2  0   160       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
 YRAH BANEWRECKER 5527        11   4  3   110       THE CHOSEN (613)
-PLYMOUTH ROCK 5218           32   8  0   109       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-ZEST 5224                    30  10  1   101       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 SWEET REVENGE 5378           12   3  0   101       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
 PITCHFORK KID 5377            8   5  0    98       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
-MAYFLOWER 5235               23  11  0    97       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 OL' GRIZ 4755                15  11  3    94       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 CUTTER CRITES 5555           11   5  1    93       BORN LOSERS (634)
-PUNK CHILSNER 5549            8   0  2    92       BORN LOSERS (634)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROUND SHEET 3725            12   5  2    89       MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)
 TORCHBEARER TOM 5380         10   5  0    89       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
-DINGO MCGEE 5384             17  14  1    88       STEEL PROPHETS (615)
 THE GYPSY 5587                9   5  2    82       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 DEMON TALON 5456             12  12  1    79       STEEL PROPHETS (615)
 LUCIFEROUS HOPE 5522         11  13  0    73       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 THE SHRIEKER 5554             7   6  1    73       BORN LOSERS (634)
-JELLYBOMBER 5458             16   7  0    71       WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)
-CHAOS INVADER 4867           13  10  1    71       CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)
 REAPER 5483                  11   7  0    69       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
 DAN QUEVOS 5544               6   5  0    69       BORN LOSERS (634)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZOO 5236                     15  17  0    66       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 EADSKAR DA'BAD 5466           9  11  1    66       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 SEHWYN STEEL 5633             6   2  3    66       THE CHOSEN (613)
-YOR DETHKALL 4850            14  12  1    65       CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)
 DED 'ARD SKULLKRUSH 5610      8   3  0    65       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 ARIXIA 5512                   7   7  0    63       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 SITTING BULL 5638             6   1  0    62       SMITHSONIAN (245)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UGLY KIDD JOE 4942           10   6  1    56       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
-MANDIBULON 5655               4   0  0    53       WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)
 ZIRCONIUM 5493               11   3  0    52       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 KYRON FLEMING 5545            8   3  1    52       BORN LOSERS (634)
 PARIS TROUT 5591             10   8  0    49       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETON THE STALWART 5496       12   6  0    48       THE CHOSEN (613)
 DEFENSIVE LEE 4062           11   4  0    48       SERIOUS LEE (486)
 THE ANXIOUS MAN 5589         10   7  1    47       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500          10   7  0    46       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 LUCKY DUCK 3826               5   3  1    45       MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)
 PUGACHEV 5379                 7   7  0    44       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
 GRIMM 5482                   11   7  0    42       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
-OUTLAW 4888                   9  10  0    41       CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)
 OUT OF SOAP 5282              8   6  0    40       BASH BROS SHOWER (604)
 HALIN STORMBREAKER 5498       8   8  1    39       THE CHOSEN (613)
-ANGELA DEATH 4310             4   3  1    39       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
 THUNDER SPRITE 5658           4   1  0    39       STEEL PROPHETS (615)
 STONEWALL 5494                9  10  0    37       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-PIMPOLOCO 5642                5   3  0    37       WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)
 HUMBLE LEE 4061               6   7  0    36       SERIOUS LEE (486)
-BLACK WIND 4900               8   9  2    35       CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZANY 5653                     3   1  0    33       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 CURLY BILL 5501               4   2  0    32       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 MALLAFAX 5508                 2   8  0    32       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 STANDING WATER 5617           7   3  0    31       BASH BROS SHOWER (604)
 MAYMES 5660                   3   1  0    31       LITTLE DUCKS (640)
 HELGA LOARWEN 5632            4   5  1    29       THE CHOSEN (613)
 DOOM GROOVER 5667             3   1  0    27       STEEL PROPHETS (615)
 AUDACIOUS LEE 5542            5   4  0    26       SERIOUS LEE (486)
 COLD 5640                     6   2  0    25       BASH BROS SHOWER (604)
-ZIP IT 5537                   4   3  0    25       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-BEA ZERK 5267                 3   1  0    25       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-LETHALLICA 5668               3   0  0    25       WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)
 EGRIM 5510                    5   8  1    24       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEXAS RED 5504                4   2  2    23       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 JHERI BLOOMERS 5643           4   5  0    23       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 SLOW DRAIN 5618               5   5  0    22       BASH BROS SHOWER (604)
 MALICE 5529                   4   9  0    21       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
 DRULINDA 5621                 4   5  0    21       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
-MOMMA CASKET 4311             2   5  1    18       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
 BARON VON SMASH 5071          2   1  0    18       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 MAQURO DOOMAXE 5634           2   6  0    18       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 KLOBBERELLA 5651              3   3  0    15       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
 FOUR SEASONS 5679             1   1  0    13       MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)
 ACADIA GEM 5687               1   0  0    13       MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)
 JOHNNY RINGO 5502             3   3  0    12       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-NYTEMAYRE 5684                1   0  0    12       CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)
 JOHN HARDIN 5505              2   4  0    11       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 DRAMATIC LEE 5609             1   7  0    10       SERIOUS LEE (486)
 BLACK BART 5682               2   0  0     9       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 DOJES 5662                    2   2  0     8       LITTLE DUCKS (640)
 INDIANA 5666                  2   1  0     7       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 JROSE 5661                    1   3  0     7       LITTLE DUCKS (640)
-RADICULEX 5656                1   4  0     7       WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)
 KORSEN 5663                   1   3  0     6       LITTLE DUCKS (640)
 THE DEALER 5685               0   2  0     2       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUNTHER 5507            6  4 1 BROKEN SPIRITS 632   SEHWYN STEEL 5633     393   
BILIRY 5664             1  3 0 LITTLE DUCKS 640     TEXAS RED 5504        393   
HEDIES 5688             0  1 0 MERCENARY WARCKE 411 BLACK ORC             393  NONE
OLD IRONSIDES 5523      8  4 0 SMITHSONIAN 245      PUNK CHILSNER 5549    389  NOT REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VERTIGO 5631            3  4 0 THE TRAVELERS 639    GUNTHER 5507          390   
URK DEATHBROW 3416      0  1 0 WARLORDS 421         TEXAS RED 5504        391   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to the new Duelmaster, Cutter Crites, who does not seem to be a born loser. 
-- Curator and The Smithsonians

Demon Talon, thanks for the challenge.  Would it be inappropriate for me to say "I 
smoked you"? -- Lucky Strikes

Texas Red, I suppose my Hoosier antics made you see red?  Let's just call it a Midwest 
win. -- Indiana

Chaos Invader, you were just plain too good and too experienced for me.  Kudos. -- 
Sitting Bull (interpreted by The Smithsonian Publicist)

Welcome back, Maximillian.  Yes, indeed, it is good to see your smiling face and to 
watch you "shake things up."  We have missed you. -- Curator and The Smithsonians

Health. Humiity. Honor. -- Curator

What?!  A mere 1-3?  Somebody slipped some A's into my Z's!  Ya cheaters! -- The Zee 
Man

I hate ya, Crites!  Ya bumpkin! -- Mr. Z

Cutter Crites, how sad.  You sliced and diced me.  You didn't want to see more 
predictions?  Let's see what your DM Column looks like! -- Zest, Former Duelmaster

Jellybomber, what?  You don't like zoos? -- Zoo

Defensive Lee, what a fine battle.  I have to give you credit.  You are a fine 
representative of our style.  But I now HATE you! -- Zirconium

Doom Groover, thanks for challenging and thinking you can beat me. Bwahahahaha. -- 
Zany

Git out there and git sum wins, Z's.  That were embarason! -- The Zee Man

Anxious Man -- I see you are anxious to show how much of a coward your are--go pat 
yourself on the back for awhile. 

Gypsy -- Your time is coming. -- Barnabas, mgr Broken Spirits

We at da Bloody Hand Clan wud like ta apologize fer the ova use uv "Z" last turn.  We 
arna tryin' ta steal Z man's bit.  Gutsy tried makin' wine from sum new berries he 
found in da woods.  Not only did we ave a strange speakin', we also saw little fairies 
dancin' on da ends of uv our weapons.  We each took a round uv punchin 'em in da gut 
and he promised not ta do it again. -- Da Blood Hand Clan and a sore Gutsag

Lucky Duck -- Why did you have to hit me in my arm?  You are the reason I don't like 
ducks.  They are always noisy and they steal my bread when I fall asleep next to the 
lake.  I had four pieces of bread tucked into my loincloth when I walked out on the 
sands and when I came to, my bread was gone.  You are not a lucky duck.  You are a 
sneaky duck! -- Stonewall

Lethallica -- Well!  One seemed to have undah estimated you, one's old bean.  Toohh 
frightful one toohk soh long to mustah going with an attack.  But it wasn't 
intentional.  You, one's old bean, were like ah rabid weasel.  One is toohh 
hilaaaarrious.  Oh stop it!  You tease! -- Maquro Doomaxe

Standing Water -- Yoos wasn't standing fer too long.  Hur! Hur! Hur!  An ya need to 
git rid uv dat toof pick! -- Eadskar Da'Bad

Outlaw -- Hur hur hur hur hur!  Yoos wuz all rollin' 'round da sand lika fish outta 
wata.  Dat'll teach ya ta hit me in da for head! -- Gutsag Bakwort

Kyron Fleming -- I dinna expect dat.  Next time I will give ya a crack'd skull.  Yoos 
can bet on dat. -- Ded 'Ard

The Shrieker -- I understand why you challenged me as well.  But a 32-point down-
challenge?!?!?!?  I hope one of the guys in the Challenger
class cuts off your head and uses it for a soccer ball. -- Eton

Black Wind -- Oh come on now!  Surely you could have taught me something!
I'm not that thick in the head!  Good fight. -- Halin

Gunther -- Is that some fancy word for molasses?  You are soooooooo sloooooooow. -- 
Sehwyn Steel

Pimploco -- I don't know whose strategy that was, but it wasn't mine.  Maybe I should 
try again and hope it works this time. -- Helga Loarwen

Yrah Banewrecker -- Man I know last night was rough but I staggered out into the arena 
naked!!  Where the hell was my armour?!?!? -- Ol Griz

Bea Zerk -- Sorry bout that zerker dude, it just business of course. -- Ugly Kidd Joe

Don Quevos -- Rotten luck there young fella, no charge for the lesson. -- Timber 
Walker

Maymes -- Touche'. -- Baron Von Smash 		 	   		  

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEDIES was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LUCKY STRIKES vanquished CUTTER CRITES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
YRAH BANEWRECKER demolished THE SHRIEKER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DEMON TALON slimly lost to GROUND SHEET in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
DAN QUEVOS was demolished by OL' GRIZ in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
THE GYPSY viciously subdued REAPER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge fight.
GRIMM was viciously subdued by ZOO in a slow 14 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
PARIS TROUT viciously subdued HALIN STORMBREAKER in a 7 minute Challenge duel.
SITTING BULL outwaited DEFENSIVE LEE in a crowd boring 27 minute Challenge fight.
ARIXIA overpowered OUT OF SOAP in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
UGLY KIDD JOE handily defeated HUMBLE LEE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
EGRIM was demolished by THE ANXIOUS MAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
JOHN HARDIN was unbelievably bested by COLD in a exciting 2 minute Challenge battle.
CURLY BILL savagely defeated SLOW DRAIN in a 4 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
MALLAFAX overpowered INDIANA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MAQURO DOOMAXE was handily defeated by AUDACIOUS LEE in a 8 minute Challenge bout.
JHERI BLOOMERS defeated MALICE in a exciting 1 minute Challenge bout.
DRULINDA was overpowered by HELGA LOARWEN in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
BILIRY was viciously butchered by TEXAS RED in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BLACK BART narrowly defeated THE DEALER in a 4 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
DOOM GROOVER overpowered KORSEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
BARON VON SMASH handily defeated DRAMATIC LEE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
TORCHBEARER TOM was demolished by TIMBER WALKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SWEET REVENGE won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute match.
PITCHFORK KID overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CLYDE D'CLUB overpowered LUCIFEROUS HOPE in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
EADSKAR DA'BAD vanquished STANDING WATER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KYRON FLEMING was overcome by DED 'ARD SKULLKRUSH in a 1 minute bout.
PUGACHEV was unbelievably bested by ETON THE STALWART in a exciting 8 minute duel.
GUTSAG BAKWORT luckily beat ZANY in a exciting 2 minute brutal expert vs. novice duel.
LUCKY DUCK was luckily beaten by ZIRCONIUM in a exciting 2 minute fight.
SEHWYN STEEL executed GUNTHER in a exciting 1 minute uneven bout.
STONEWALL was viciously subdued by THUNDER SPRITE in a 3 minute duel.
KLOBBERELLA bested JROSE in a action packed 2 minute bout.
JOHNNY RINGO was overpowered by MAYMES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DOJES was viciously subdued by ACADIA GEM in a 1 minute gory beginner's match.
FOUR SEASONS overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  21 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  42 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         AIMED BLOW        39 -  37 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  31 -  4      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   44 -  44 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  33 -  4      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    55 -  74 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  23 -  0      38  |

Turn 393 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         4  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  LUCKY STRIKES 5426         14   4  0  121 SMITHSONIAN (245)
BASHING ATTACK   CLYDE D'CLUB 5376          13   2  0  160 PEASANT REBELLION (614)
AIMED BLOW       SWEET REVENGE 5378         12   3  0  101 PEASANT REBELLION (614)
LUNGING ATTACK   PITCHFORK KID 5377          8   5  0   98 PEASANT REBELLION (614)
WALL OF STEEL    GROUND SHEET 3725          12   5  2   89 MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)
STRIKING ATTACK  TORCHBEARER TOM 5380       10   5  0   89 PEASANT REBELLION (614)
TOTAL PARRY      SITTING BULL 5638           6   1  0   62 SMITHSONIAN (245)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GRIMM 5482                 11   7  0   42 GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OL' GRIZ 4755.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PUGACHEV 5379.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE GYPSY 5587, JROSE 
5661, JOHN HARDIN 5505, MALLAFAX 5508, REAPER 5483, COLD 5640, THE DEALER 5685, ZANY 
5653, LUCKY DUCK 3826, and THUNDER SPRITE 5658.

The least popular fighter this week was DEFENSIVE LEE 4062.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SITTING BULL 5638, ZOO 5236, MAQURO DOOMAXE 5634, GRIMM 5482, 
AUDACIOUS LEE 5542, DOJES 5662, JOHNNY RINGO 5502, STONEWALL 5494, KYRON FLEMING 
5545, and STANDING WATER 5617.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TIMBER WALKER (8-3147) NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)