DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/19/2015    Duedate: 12/16/2015

ARKERS ARENA

DM-8    TURN-394

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SWEET REVENGE
PEASANT REBELLION (614)
(8-5378) [13-3-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

YRAH BANEWRECKER               MAYMES
THE CHOSEN (613)               LITTLE DUCKS (640)
(8-5527) [12-4-3,122]          (8-5660) [4-1-0,40]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OL' GRIZ                       CLYDE D'CLUB
NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)        PEASANT REBELLION (614)
(8-4755) [16-11-3,99]          (8-5376) [13-3-0,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SHOWER (604)      57
2. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)      45      PEASANT REBELLION (614)
3. LITTLE DUCKS (640)          35      Unchartered Team
4. SERIOUS LEE (486)           30
5. THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)         17      THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PEASANT REBELLION (614)   53  24  0 68.8   1/ 2 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)   9  3 0
 2/ 2 Z GLADIATORZ (519)       299 147  8 67.0   2/ 8 THE CHOSEN (613)          9  6 1
 3- 3 WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)      117  65  2 64.3   3/ 3 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)    9  6 0
 4/ 4 SMITHSONIAN (245)        766 460 16 62.5   4/12*LITTLE DUCKS (640)        8  6 0
 5- 5 BORN LOSERS (634)        162 105 17 60.7   5- 4 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)     7  3 0
 6/ 6 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)  182 138 17 56.9   6/ 6 SERIOUS LEE (486)         7  6 0
 7- 8 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)     59  55  6 51.8   7/16 BASH BROS SHOWER (604)    7  7 0
 8/ 7*THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)       18  17  4 51.4   8/ 7*THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)       7  8 2
 9/ 9 THE CHOSEN (613)         240 238 19 50.2   9/ 1 SMITHSONIAN (245)         6  4 0
10/18*LITTLE DUCKS (640)        12  12  0 50.0  10/17 PEASANT REBELLION (614)   6  4 0
11/13 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)    49  51  1 49.0  11/ 9 Z GLADIATORZ (519)        6  5 0
12-12 CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202) 140 153 13 47.8  12/14 MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)  6  9 0
13/10 GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)      45  50  0 47.4  13- 5 WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)       3  1 0
14/11 STEEL PROPHETS (615)      76  85  2 47.2  14-13 CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)  3  2 0
15-14 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)     23  26  4 46.9  15-15 BORN LOSERS (634)         3  5 0
16/15 MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)  94 110  7 46.1  16/10 STEEL PROPHETS (615)      3 10 0
17/16 SERIOUS LEE (486)         33  39  0 45.8  17/19 GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)      2  8 0
18/17 BASH BROS SHOWER (604)    30  36  1 45.5  18/11 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)      2 13 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)      47  78  3 37.6  19-18 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)     0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Lucky me! Duelmaster! I am proud! I have come a long, long, way to get to this 
spot. Perhaps I should take this time to really introduce myself?
     Lucky Strike is an American Brand of cigarette owned by the British American 
Tobacco groups. Often referred to as "Luckies," Lucky Strike was the top selling 
cigarette in the United States during the 1930s. Lucky Strikes now have developed a 
"cult" following, with many people that smoked Lucky Strikes in their youth continuing 
to seek them out.
     In 1917, the brand started using the slogan "It's Toasted", to inform consumers 
about the manufacturing method in which the tobacco is toasted rather than sun-dried, 
a process touted as making the cigarettes taste delicious. 
     In the late 1920s, the brand was sold as a route to thinness for women. One 
typical ad said, "Reach for a Lucky instead of a sweet." Sales of Lucky Strikes 
increased by more than 300% during the first year of the advertising campaign. Sales 
went from 14 billion cigarettes in 1925 to 40 billion sold in 1930, making Lucky 
Strike the leading brand nationwide.
     The message "L.S.M.F.T." ("Lucky Strike means fine tobacco") was introduced on 
the package in 1945.
     Lucky Strikes were one of the brands included in the C rations provided to US 
combat troops during the Second World War. Each C ration of the time included, among 
other items, cigarettes, because at the time top military brass thought that tobacco 
was essential to the morale of soldiers fighting on the front lines. The practice of 
including cigarettes in field rations continued during the Korean and Vietnam wars, 
ending around 1975 or 1976 with the growing knowledge that smoking caused various 
kinds of health problems.
     Thanks, Wiki. I love you.
     Now, let's make it personal. Come and get me if you can, but be careful because 
L.S.M.F.T.!
                     Lucky Strikes, Fine Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to SMITHSONIAN, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the NORTHERN BADLANDS stable.  For every winner there is a loser.  
Speaking of losers, lets take a look at SMITHSONIAN, who went down to 1st from 9th.  
Life is tough.  Coming up with a solid 3-2-0 outing, BASH BROS SHOWER has advanced 9 
places in the rankings.  Z GLADIATORZ is no joke as it posted a 3-1-0 week advancing 
from 9th place to 11th place.  Hey everybody, watch out for STANDING WATER, who flew 
up 25 points in the rankings after mashing UGLY KIDD JOE like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was UGLY KIDD JOE, who dropped 
18 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with STANDING WATER.  Well 
here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  LUCKY STRIKES made 
a challenge against SWEET REVENGE this week.  It's a proud day for the PEASANT 
REBELLION stable, as their warrior, SWEET REVENGE, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ARKERS arena.  Did you 
hear that BASH BROS SHOWER was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of BASH BROS SHOWER's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  BASH BROS SHOWER + Weapons That go Boom = SERIOUS LEE + 
Avoid City.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of LUCKY DUCK, who was this 
week's most challenged warrior.  Well, it looks like ZEST wasn't happy with last 
turn's rank, so she went for broke by challenging up 59 points.  No guts, no glory.  
To the crowd's chants of 'Bo-zo bo-zo bo-zo', CLYDE D'CLUB was taken out by the 
lower-ranked ZEST.  (Maybe it's time to think Dark Arena?).  Getting lots of flowers 
from sympathetic fans was OUT OF SOAP, who was successfully challenged by SEHWYN 
STEEL who had a mere 26 points more than OUT OF SOAP.  Well SEHWYN STEEL, just can't 
get an easy fight anymore can you?  You thought challenging down 26 points to OUT OF 
SOAP would be fun.  Right?  Wrong!  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, 
EADSKAR DA'BAD went after GROUND SHEET, who was higher by 23 points.  Well, when the 
dust settled, EADSKAR DA'BAD overcame GROUND SHEET.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Big deal, so MALICE got mashed in the Dark 
Arena.  With his face he was more at home with the trolls than with us. (Waka waka).  
Congrats to MAYMES for revenging the death of hers teammate (but more importantly, 
feeding TEXAS RED a bit of dirt).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and 
will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the ARKERS giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been real, 
and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEET REVENGE 5378           13   3  0   112       PEASANT REBELLION (614)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YRAH BANEWRECKER 5527        12   4  3   122       THE CHOSEN (613)
 ZEST 5224                    31  10  1   112       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-PLYMOUTH ROCK 5218           32   8  0   109       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 CLYDE D'CLUB 5376            13   3  0   103       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
 MAYFLOWER 5235               24  11  0    99       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 OL' GRIZ 4755                16  11  3    99       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 LUCKY STRIKES 5426           14   5  0    99       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-CUTTER CRITES 5555           11   5  1    93       BORN LOSERS (634)
 TORCHBEARER TOM 5380         11   5  0    93       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
-PUNK CHILSNER 5549            8   0  2    92       BORN LOSERS (634)
 PITCHFORK KID 5377            8   6  0    91       PEASANT REBELLION (614)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EADSKAR DA'BAD 5466          10  11  1    88       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 DINGO MCGEE 5384             17  15  1    85       STEEL PROPHETS (615)
 DEMON TALON 5456             12  13  1    83       STEEL PROPHETS (615)
-THE GYPSY 5587                9   5  2    82       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 GROUND SHEET 3725            12   6  2    76       MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)
 REAPER 5483                  12   7  0    73       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
-THE SHRIEKER 5554             7   6  1    73       BORN LOSERS (634)
-JELLYBOMBER 5458             16   7  0    71       WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)
-CHAOS INVADER 4867           13  10  1    71       CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)
 DED 'ARD SKULLKRUSH 5610      9   3  0    70       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 ZOO 5236                     16  17  0    69       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 LUCIFEROUS HOPE 5522         11  14  0    69       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-DAN QUEVOS 5544               6   5  0    69       BORN LOSERS (634)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SITTING BULL 5638             6   2  0    66       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-YOR DETHKALL 4850            14  12  1    65       CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)
 ARIXIA 5512                   7   8  0    62       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 OUT OF SOAP 5282              9   6  0    60       BASH BROS SHOWER (604)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STANDING WATER 5617           8   3  0    56       BASH BROS SHOWER (604)
 ETON THE STALWART 5496       13   6  0    53       THE CHOSEN (613)
-MANDIBULON 5655               4   0  0    53       WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)
-ZIRCONIUM 5493               11   3  0    52       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-KYRON FLEMING 5545            8   3  1    52       BORN LOSERS (634)
 PUGACHEV 5379                 8   7  0    52       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
 DEFENSIVE LEE 4062           12   4  0    50       SERIOUS LEE (486)
 GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500          11   7  0    49       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PARIS TROUT 5591             10   8  0    49       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 SEHWYN STEEL 5633             6   3  3    49       THE CHOSEN (613)
-THE ANXIOUS MAN 5589         10   7  1    47       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 HALIN STORMBREAKER 5498       8   9  1    44       THE CHOSEN (613)
 LUCKY DUCK 3826               5   4  1    44       MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)
 GRIMM 5482                   11   8  0    43       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
 THUNDER SPRITE 5658           5   1  0    43       STEEL PROPHETS (615)
 HUMBLE LEE 4061               7   7  0    42       SERIOUS LEE (486)
-OUTLAW 4888                   9  10  0    41       CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)
 MAYMES 5660                   4   1  0    40       LITTLE DUCKS (640)
 ZIP IT 5537                   5   3  0    39       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-ANGELA DEATH 4310             4   3  1    39       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
 UGLY KIDD JOE 4942           10   7  1    38       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 STONEWALL 5494                9  11  0    38       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-PIMPOLOCO 5642                5   3  0    37       WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)
-BLACK WIND 4900               8   9  2    35       CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)
 AUDACIOUS LEE 5542            6   4  0    34       SERIOUS LEE (486)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLOW DRAIN 5618               6   5  0    33       BASH BROS SHOWER (604)
 MAQURO DOOMAXE 5634           3   6  0    32       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 CURLY BILL 5501               4   3  0    28       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 BARON VON SMASH 5071          3   1  0    26       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 COLD 5640                     6   3  0    25       BASH BROS SHOWER (604)
 EGRIM 5510                    5   9  1    25       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-BEA ZERK 5267                 3   1  0    25       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-LETHALLICA 5668               3   0  0    25       WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)
 BLACK BART 5682               3   0  0    25       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELGA LOARWEN 5632            4   6  1    23       THE CHOSEN (613)
-JHERI BLOOMERS 5643           4   5  0    23       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 DRULINDA 5621                 4   6  0    22       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
 JOHN HARDIN 5505              3   4  1    21       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 ZANY 5653                     3   2  0    21       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 DOJES 5662                    3   2  0    21       LITTLE DUCKS (640)
 DOOM GROOVER 5667             3   2  0    21       STEEL PROPHETS (615)
 MALLAFAX 5508                 2   9  0    19       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-MOMMA CASKET 4311             2   5  1    18       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
 TEXAS RED 5504                4   3  2    17       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 JROSE 5661                    2   3  0    16       LITTLE DUCKS (640)
 ACADIA GEM 5687               2   0  0    15       MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)
 JOHNNY RINGO 5502             3   4  0    13       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-NYTEMAYRE 5684                1   0  0    12       CHAMPIONS OF STEEL (202)
 KORSEN 5663                   2   3  0    10       LITTLE DUCKS (640)
 BOSTON TEA PARTY 5706         1   0  0    10       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-RADICULEX 5656                1   4  0     7       WEIRD ALCHEMY (476)
 FOUR SEASONS 5679             1   2  0     5       MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)
-THE DEALER 5685               0   2  0     2       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 BRACH GEIST 5703              0   1  0     1       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 CRUEL LEE 5676                0   1  0     1       SERIOUS LEE (486)
 WAITING FOR IT 5689           0   1  0     1       BASH BROS SHOWER (604)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUNTHER 5507            6  4 1 BROKEN SPIRITS 632   SEHWYN STEEL 5633     393   
KLOBBERELLA 5651        3  4 0 GHOSTWALKERS 2 629   JOHN HARDIN 5505      394   
MALICE 5529             4 10 0 GHOSTWALKERS 2 629   BLACK ORC             394  NONE
BILIRY 5664             1  3 0 LITTLE DUCKS 640     TEXAS RED 5504        393  JUST REVENGED
HEDIES 5705             0  1 0 MERCENARY WARCKE 411 WURM KIN              394  NONE
DRAMATIC LEE 5609       1  8 0 SERIOUS LEE 486      ARENAMASTER SHER      394  NONE
TOO BAD 5700            0  1 0 STEEL PROPHETS 615   DARK CHAMPION         394  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
VERTIGO 5631            3  4 0 THE TRAVELERS 639    GUNTHER 5507          390  NONE
URK DEATHBROW 3416      0  1 0 WARLORDS 421         TEXAS RED 5504        391   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Outlaws 2 -- Loved that spot! Just loved it. Kudos. -- Curator

Hey, our own Lucky Strikes smoked her way into the DM Title! Yes! Way to go, Lucky. -- 
Curator

And a salute to graduate and Lord Protector Timber Walker of Northern Badlands. Well 
done. -- Curator and The Smithsonians

Born Losers, downchallengers are unwelcome in Arkers. Even by born losers. -- Curator

Cutter Crites, it was my lucky day, baby! LSMFT! -- Lucky Strikes, DMI

Defensive Lee, me sittum long. How. -- Sitting Bull

Malafax, fine challenge, there. You had the experience and style advantage. Second 
thought, I hate you! You are probably a Kentuckian. -- Indiana

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator

Yuck! Only a 2-1 because Zany was too zany and full of himself. Grrrrrrrrr. -- Mr. Zee

Grimm, thanks for the challenge, loser. Maybe you should have paid off the zookeeper? 
-- Zoo, a proud Z

Lucky Duck, you aren't so lucky now, are you. Bwahahahaha. -- Zirconium, a proud Z

Butsag, yu must cheet. Yup. Cheeter! -- Zany a proud Z

And a losing Z, Zany; that is unacceptable. -- The Z Man

Audacious Lee -- Well I say -- one is baffled by you, one's old bean. One can't seem 
to touch you, one's old bean, in ah fisticuffs. One will try again latah. But for noh, 
one will train and prepaaare for our next fisticuffs. Until then. Oh stop it! You 
tease! -- Maquro Doomaxe

Thunder Sprite -- You big dummy! Why are you fighting me!  Aren't sprites supposed to 
be kind and giggly?  You didn't giggle once! And now Eadskar is planning on sending me 
to fight in the dark.  Whatever that means. -- Stonewall

Standing Water -- Heh. Yoos got smashed agin! I hope you didn't want ta have kids afta 
dat fight. I luv ya high pitched voice doe. Hur hur hur. -- Eadskar Da'Bad

Kyron Fleming -- See? I told ya I would crack ya skull.  Hur hur hur. -- Ded 'Ard

Zany -- Hur hur hur hur hur! Wat wid da whistlin' noise every time you attacked? Are 
yoos sum kinda clown or sumthin? -- Gutsag Bakwort

Unknown Spymaster -- Sorry, "weasel" isn't in my vocabulary. Can you say "tourney 
baby" and "mega spender"? -- Doom Groover

All hail Lucky Strike! Arkers' smoking hot Duelmaster! -- the Chosen

The Shrieker -- I feel my actions were called for the moment you challenged down to 
Eton. To hells with the Unknown Spymaster and their opinions. -- Yrah banewrecker

Paris Trout -- A well fought match. You are not shy about hitting back. -- Halin

Gunther -- I guess I was your bane, molasses- er- I mean Gunther. I often thought you 
didn't have the guts for this line of work. And now, you don't. -- Sehwyn Steel

Drulinda -- Are you okay?  You look beat. -- Helga Loarwen

Pugachev -- The tourney babies return, I see.  I was warned about you and your whole 
team.  It is nice to see that I was able to thrash you. -- Eton

Torchbearer Tom -- Nasty luck to get matched up with someone so far out of your skill 
level. Fortunately for you, next turn is my last turn in Arkers. -- Timber Walker

Humble Lee -- Looks like you really needed that rating. Too bad you don't teach worth 
a damn but maybe theres nothing you could have taught me. -- Ugly Kidd Joe

Don Quevos -- Got some practicing to do young fella, always happy to hand out a free 
lesson. -- Ol Griz

Curator -- Thanks again Ol' timer, just need Crip back and Sluggy. -- Maximillian 		 	  		  

Arixia -- Can I call you anorexia?  Because I'd like you to gain a WHOLE BUNCH of 
weight; so much weight that you slow down enough for me to beat you to a pulp. -- Out 
of Soap

John Hardin -- Outlaws should be left in the cold. -- Cold

Curly Bill -- The only bill I want to give you is my doctor's bill. -- Slow Drain

Bad Scar -- Change your name so the rest of us can spell it. -- Standing Water

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DRAMATIC LEE was butchered by ARENAMASTER SHEROVAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MALICE was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
HEDIES was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TOO BAD was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MAYMES devastated TEXAS RED in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
LUCKY STRIKES was defeated by SWEET REVENGE in a 2 minute Challenge Title match.
ZEST bested CLYDE D'CLUB in a popular 3 minute expert's Challenge brawl.
DEMON TALON was unbelievably bested by MAYFLOWER in a 3 minute Challenge match.
LUCIFEROUS HOPE was overpowered by OL' GRIZ in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ARIXIA lost to REAPER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
EADSKAR DA'BAD savagely defeated GROUND SHEET in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
SEHWYN STEEL was defeated by OUT OF SOAP in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ETON THE STALWART overcame LUCKY DUCK in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
GRIMM was narrowly defeated by GUTSAG BAKWORT in a tiresome 14 minute Challenge match.
AUDACIOUS LEE overcame HELGA LOARWEN in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
ZIP IT demolished MALLAFAX in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CURLY BILL was savagely defeated by HUMBLE LEE in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
JOHN HARDIN slew KLOBBERELLA in a 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
MAQURO DOOMAXE bested ZANY in a 3 minute expert vs. novice Challenge duel.
BARON VON SMASH bested DRULINDA in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
YRAH BANEWRECKER demolished PITCHFORK KID in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TIMBER WALKER overpowered DINGO MCGEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TORCHBEARER TOM viciously subdued SITTING BULL in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
ZOO unbelievably bested HALIN STORMBREAKER in a popular 7 minute gruesome match.
DED 'ARD SKULLKRUSH vanquished HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
THUNDER SPRITE defeated COLD in a 1 minute match.
UGLY KIDD JOE was overpowered by STANDING WATER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEFENSIVE LEE savagely defeated STONEWALL in a dull 17 minute gory fight.
PUGACHEV overpowered DOOM GROOVER in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
EGRIM was vanquished by SLOW DRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
JOHNNY RINGO was overcome by JROSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
DOJES vanquished FOUR SEASONS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KORSEN defeated CRUEL LEE in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel.
BLACK BART overpowered VIRTUOUS SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
ACADIA GEM defeated BRACH GEIST in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.
WAITING FOR IT was handily defeated by BOSTON TEA PARTY in a 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  42 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  23 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  15 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   47 -  48 -  1      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  34 -  4      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  33 -  4      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         AIMED BLOW        39 -  41 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    60 -  71 -  3      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  24 -  0      40  |

Turn 394 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  8         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SWEET REVENGE 5378         13   3  0  112 PEASANT REBELLION (614)
SLASHING ATTACK  YRAH BANEWRECKER 5527      12   4  3  122 THE CHOSEN (613)
TOTAL PARRY      ZEST 5224                  31  10  1  112 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
BASHING ATTACK   CLYDE D'CLUB 5376          13   3  0  103 PEASANT REBELLION (614)
STRIKING ATTACK  TORCHBEARER TOM 5380       11   5  0   93 PEASANT REBELLION (614)
LUNGING ATTACK   PITCHFORK KID 5377          8   6  0   91 PEASANT REBELLION (614)
WALL OF STEEL    GROUND SHEET 3725          12   6  2   76 MERCENARY WARCKERS (411)
PARRY-STRIKE     PUGACHEV 5379               8   7  0   52 PEASANT REBELLION (614)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GRIMM 5482                 11   8  0   43 GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OL' GRIZ 4755.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CLYDE D'CLUB 5376.  The ten other most popular fighters were TORCHBEARER TOM 
5380, HALIN STORMBREAKER 5498, DEMON TALON 5456, EADSKAR DA'BAD 5466, LUCKY DUCK 
3826, HUMBLE LEE 4061, ZANY 5653, LUCKY STRIKES 5426, SWEET REVENGE 5378, and 
MAYFLOWER 5235.

The least popular fighter this week was STONEWALL 5494.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DEFENSIVE LEE 4062, GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500, ZOO 5236, WAITING FOR IT 5689, 
FOUR SEASONS 5679, EGRIM 5510, UGLY KIDD JOE 4942, COLD 5640, DINGO MCGEE 5384, and 
PITCHFORK KID 5377.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TIMBER WALKER (8-3147) NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)