DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/08/2016    Duedate: 10/05/2016

ARKERS ARENA

DM-8    TURN-403

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PLYMOUTH ROCK
SMITHSONIAN (245)
(8-5218) [34-9-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UGLY KIDD JOE                  TEXAS RED
NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)        THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
(8-4942) [17-9-2,136]          (8-5504) [6-3-2,46]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE GYPSY                      THE GYPSY
HOYT FOUNDATION (636)          HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
(8-5587) [11-10-2,99]          (8-5587) [11-10-2,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SMITHSONIAN (245)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SMITHSONIAN (245)           49
2. HOYT FOUNDATION (636)       43      Z GLADIATORZ (519)
3. BROKEN SPIRITS (632)        33      Unchartered Team
4. NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)     31
5. KORVOSAN ELITE (650)        18      HEATHEN HORDE (647)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 PEASANT REBELLION (614)   69  30  0 69.7   1/ 7 SMITHSONIAN (245)        11  1 0
 2/ 2 Z GLADIATORZ (519)       315 155  8 67.0   2/ 1 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)   10  5 1
 3/ 3*HEATHEN HORDE (647)        7   4  0 63.6   3/ 2 SERIOUS LEE (486)         8  6 0
 4/ 4 SMITHSONIAN (245)        784 473 17 62.4   4/ 4 Z GLADIATORZ (519)        7  4 0
 5/ 5 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)  200 159 19 55.7   5/ 3 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)     7  7 1
 6/ 7 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)    77  67  3 53.5   6/ 5 THE CHOSEN (613)          7  8 0
 7/ 8 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)     79  74  7 51.6   7/11*THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)       5  5 0
 8/ 6*THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)       23  22  4 51.1   8/16 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)      5 10 0
 9/10 THE CHOSEN (613)         262 261 20 50.1   9/ 9 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)   4  1 1
10/13 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)   46  48  2 48.9  10/ 6*HEATHEN HORDE (647)       4  2 0
11/11 SERIOUS LEE (486)         51  54  1 48.6  11/18*KORVOSAN ELITE (650)      4  6 0
12-12 GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)      63  67  1 48.5  12/ 8 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)   4 11 1
13-14 FIGHTING IRISH (648)      27  31  1 46.6  13-15 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)      3  2 0
14-15 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)     102 135  7 43.0  14/14*FOREST GARDEN (642)       3 10 0
15/16*FOREST GARDEN (642)       13  18  0 41.9  15-17 PEASANT REBELLION (614)   2  1 0
16/17*KORVOSAN ELITE (650)       4   6  0 40.0  16-12 GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)      2  3 0
17/18 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)      52  88  3 37.1  17-13 FIGHTING IRISH (648)      2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18-19 THE TRAVELERS (639)       13  35  0 27.1  18-19 THE TRAVELERS (639)       1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     And so I accept my gift of immortality and head to the Isle.  It has been a 
fantastic experience here in Arkers.  Longshot has always known I was destined for 
greatness.  After Longshot had recruited me from my temple in Fratsfa (Praise be to 
Mantor), he invited an old comrade from his days in Monuntial to take a look at me.  I 
think the fellow was named Lord Paradox.  Well, Lord Paradox took one look at me and 
was impressed.  He was so impressed that he said, "You know you have to name him 
Scimitar Jesus".  He felt that I was that good with the weapon.  Longshot chuckled and 
said, "I don't think I should put that much pressure on him.  But I do like the name 
'Banewrecker'." 
     So, that became my arena name.  I still wanted to use the name my mother and 
father gave me, 'Yrah.'  So, Yrah Banewrecker set foot on the sands of Arkers.  
     The name 'Banewrecker' may sound arrogant, but Longshot was in a very good mood 
at the time.  You see, he had received three fantastic slashers within the same month.  
These were his words, not mine.  There was my brother in Mantor, Wail the Rager, and 
an elf in Morya named 'the Hush'.  I overheard Longshot telling Lord Paradox that if 
he had to put us in a pecking order, ranked from best to.. well, you get it.  I would 
be first followed by the Hush, and finally Wail.  Things were going okay, but bad luck 
struck.  
     Within four months, Longshot had lost ten warriors to tourneys and regular play.  
What hurt worse was that two of them were the Hush and Wail.  The Hush and Wail died 
in the same month within thirteen days of each other.  Unlucky 13.  It stung even more 
when Zinc of Z Gladiatorz killed Wail with a war flail.  A war flail!  Can you believe 
that?

                                * * * * * * * * * * *

     Managers and gladiators alike are a superstitious lot.  So Longshot made a vow 
not to brag too much about my skill.  You should never challenge bad luck by thinking 
'Thinks couldn't get worse'.  Plus, he didn't want to draw too much attention to me 
and possibly lose me to Ahringol too.  I think this worked well since I have a 16-8-3 
record.  I think three or four of those losses are to Mayflower and one to Plymouth 
Rock.  Damn you high defensive styles!

                                * * * * * * * * * * *

     That is my brief tale.  I think I will go all out for my last fight.  I will 
challenge someone who would normally have killed me.  Who knows, maybe I will be the 
killer.  I have been robbed out of my fourth kill several times by the Arenamaster.

                                          Praise be to Mantor the Bright,

                                          Yrah Banewrecker

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I am Duelmaster Plymouth Rock, and most certainly a Smithsonian.  Plymouth Rock 
is the traditional site of disembarkation of the Mayflower Pilgrims who founded 
Plymouth Colony in 1620.  It is an important symbol in American history.  A rock 
traditionally identified as Plymouth Rock has long been memorialized on the shore of 
Plymouth Harbor in Plymouth, Massachusetts.
     This is clearly more significant than finding a Maple Leaf in Canada or a Head Of 
Cheese in Wisconsin.  Besides, rock beats scissors and no one ever chooses paper 
anymore.  Hence, that is why I am Duelmaster and you are not.

                                          -- Plymouth Rock, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ARKERS?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, BLOODY HAND CLAN, since 
SMITHSONIAN took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Now keep the 
taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for HEATHEN HORDE, whose 
1-1-0 this turn dropped them by 4 into 10th.  Ha!  BROKEN SPIRITS turned their 2-3-0 
turn into a 8th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you 
get put on hit lists.  Now let's all watch SMITHSONIAN's heads swell from their 5-0-0 
this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see UGLY KIDD JOE win a fight and gain 43 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, SITTING BULL beat DED 'ARD SKULLKRUSH and DED 'ARD SKULLKRUSH lost 18 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  THE GYPSY challenged ARKERS' Duelmaster for a 
shot at the throne.  And if variety is the spice of life, ARKERS may be getting 
bland, as PLYMOUTH ROCK stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood 
today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, 
ARKERS?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  THE CHOSEN was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was THE OUTLAWS 2.  Ha ha ha ha!  THE GYPSY was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.  Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, CURLY BILL 
challenged up 29 to take on PARIS TROUT of HOYT FOUNDATION.  But here's a pretty 
tale--CURLY BILL did lose the fight, but gained 4 worth of recognition.  Some long 
shots can pay off, I guess.  I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but 
WAY JOURNER has challenged up by 28 in an attempt against HELGA LOARWEN.  And sure, 
WAY JOURNER lost alright, but gained 1 recognition for his pains.  And pains they may 
indeed be!  And we have MAUD STONEGUT in a challenge, going down 12 points for the 
fight.  Guess what?  I thought MAUD STONEGUT showed great skill and promise when she 
lost to BASKETEER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Gee, Z GLADIATORZ, ain't it past due for 
sending ZIP IT Dark Arena?  What took ol' '7-5-0' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  
Let's see, 16-9-3.  Pretty good record for a living warrior.  A sad one though, for a 
dead one.  Such is the case for YRAH BANEWRECKER of THE CHOSEN.  Tsk.  And now a 
passing thought on a warrior dying young (BLACK BART of THE OUTLAWS 2):  You had your 
chance and now you're dead.  Oh well...  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in ARKERS to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad to see the back of this 
place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLYMOUTH ROCK 5218           34   9  0   124       SMITHSONIAN (245)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UGLY KIDD JOE 4942           17   9  2   136       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 ZEST 5224                    34  10  1   118       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 MAYFLOWER 5235               26  13  0   106       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 THE ANXIOUS MAN 5589         14  11  1   100       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 THE GYPSY 5587               11  10  2    99       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-GROUND SHEET 3725            15  10  2    97       BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-ZOO 5236                     18  19  0    95       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 ETON THE STALWART 5496       18  10  0    94       THE CHOSEN (613)
 ZIRCONIUM 5493               17   4  0    94       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-GRIMM 5482                   16  10  0    94       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
 SITTING BULL 5638            11   5  0    93       SMITHSONIAN (245)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCIFEROUS HOPE 5522         12  16  0    90       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-DELAYED 5640                 11   5  1    87       BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
 EADSKAR DA'BAD 5466          16  14  1    86       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PITCHFORK KID 5377           11   8  0    85       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
-REAPER 5483                  14  12  0    81       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
 HALIN STORMBREAKER 5498      12  14  1    75       THE CHOSEN (613)
-STANDING ROOM ONLY 5282      11   8  0    75       BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
-PUGACHEV 5379                11   9  0    73       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
 DEFENSIVE LEE 4062           18   6  0    72       SERIOUS LEE (486)
 DED 'ARD SKULLKRUSH 5610     15   6  2    71       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARIS TROUT 5591             15  11  0    65       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 HUMBLE LEE 4061              10  12  0    64       SERIOUS LEE (486)
 GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500          18   9  0    63       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-ZANY 5653                     6   4  0    61       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 JHERI BLOOMERS 5643           9   8  1    60       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-MINSTREL 5763                 8   4  0    59       FIGHTING IRISH (648)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELGA LOARWEN 5632           10   9  1    56       THE CHOSEN (613)
 ARIXIA 5512                   8  10  0    55       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 TEXAS RED 5504                6   3  2    46       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-BREAK DOWN 5618               8   7  0    44       BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
 MAQURO DOOMAXE 5634           8  10  0    44       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 BOSTON TEA PARTY 5706         8   1  1    43       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 CRUEL LEE 5676                5   3  1    43       SERIOUS LEE (486)
 EGRIM 5510                    6  11  1    41       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 CORRECT CHANGE 5720           4   2  0    40       BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
 CURLY BILL 5501               5   4  0    38       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 BARON VON SMASH 5071          5   8  1    36       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
-DEIDRE 5762                   5   2  0    34       FIGHTING IRISH (648)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FELDSPAR 5760                 7   5  0    33       FIGHTING IRISH (648)
 BASKETEER 5749                3   1  0    33       FOREST GARDEN (642)
-AMAZON QUEEN 5629             4   6  0    30       THE TRAVELERS (639)
-STEEL 5713                    6   1  1    27       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
 WAY JOURNER 5692              4   3  0    25       FOREST GARDEN (642)
 MAUD STONEGUT 5721            4   3  0    24       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAGERTHA 5740                 2   0  0    23       HEATHEN HORDE (647)
 MYSTERIOUS LEE 5729           4   0  0    22       SERIOUS LEE (486)
 SCYLD 5738                    3   0  0    22       HEATHEN HORDE (647)
 WORKER STRIKE 5751            2   0  0    22       BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
 MALLAFAX 5508                 3  11  0    21       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-GREAT LEVELING 5744           1   0  0    21       PEASANT REBELLION (614)
 JOHN HARDIN 5505              4   5  1    19       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 THE DEALER 5685               4   6  0    18       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-KARELA 5719                   3   3  0    18       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
-LORD SHADOW 5627              3   7  0    18       THE TRAVELERS (639)
 DARK LADY RAIN 5747           3   2  0    17       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 GRIMM BLACKSMITH 5746         3   1  0    17       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 BLACKJACK 5777                2   0  0    16       KORVOSAN ELITE (650)
-ALEMBIC 5766                  2  10  0    16       FIGHTING IRISH (648)
 IVAR T'BONELESS 5739          2   1  0    14       HEATHEN HORDE (647)
 GRAU SOLDADO 5775             2   0  0    13       KORVOSAN ELITE (650)
-SCRAP METAL 5758              1   1  0    13       BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-DONN 5761                     3   2  1    12       FIGHTING IRISH (648)
 MASON-DIXON 5722              2   5  0    12       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-LADY SMOKE 5665               1   3  0    12       THE TRAVELERS (639)
-ICKY BOB 5757                 1   1  0     9       BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-MAJOR BOO-BOO 5743            2   2  0     8       GHOSTWALKERS 2 (629)
-ALAMARAYANE 5652              1   5  0     8       THE TRAVELERS (639)
-ERIC BLOODAXE 5736            0   1  0     7       HEATHEN HORDE (647)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WASTELAND WARLORD 5750        1   3  0     6       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 BRACH GEIST 5703              1   3  0     6       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-RAGNAR LOTHBROK 5737          0   2  0     6       HEATHEN HORDE (647)
 RAL STORMBREAKER 5786         0   2  0     2       THE CHOSEN (613)
 LICTOR DIVRI 5774             0   2  0     2       KORVOSAN ELITE (650)
 CRESSIDA KROFT 5776           0   2  0     2       KORVOSAN ELITE (650)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MIST WIND RAIN 5690     3  4 0 FOREST GARDEN 642    SPYMASTER             403  NONE
SABINA MERRIN 5773      0  2 0 KORVOSAN ELITE 650   STONE GOLEM           403  NONE
WINTER STEEL 5633       9  7 4 THE CHOSEN 613       DELAYED 5640          401   
YRAH BANEWRECKER 5527  16  9 3 THE CHOSEN 613       UGLY KIDD JOE 4942    403   
BLACK BART 5682         4  1 0 THE OUTLAWS 2 631    JHERI BLOOMERS 5643   403   
JOHNNY RINGO 5502       3  6 0 THE OUTLAWS 2 631    ARENAMASTER SHER      403  NONE
ZIP IT 5537             7  6 0 Z GLADIATORZ 519     STONE GOLEM           403  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We Smithsonians are proud to announce Plymouth Rock as Duelmaster.  What a rock! -- 
Curator

Johnny Ringo, a harbor full of dumped Tea beats a six-shooter every day.  Simple. -- 
Boston Tea Party

Yrah, good luck in The Big Time.  (Better than you had with me, ha ha.) -- Plymouth 
Rock

Baron Von Smash, Sitting Bull asked me to check on how you feel after that beating? -- 
The Smithsonian Publicist and Gofer

John Hardin, I salute your skill and ability, -- Mason-Dixon

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator

Zee's, how could you let the very best manager in Aastari down like that?  A mere 1-3?  
Against these puds? -- Mr, Z

M.Chardinee -- Thanks. I needed dat easy kill.  I could use an udder one of does.  
Come back soon.  Hur hur hur. -- Ded'Ard

Jheri Bloomers -- Hur hur hur... I see I got ya again.  I love da sound ta shest makes 
when I hit ya.  Hur hur hur. -- Gutsag Bakwort

Fratsfa Mercenary -- Well, you aaare not simply dishonorable, but you, one's old bean, 
aaare alsoh ah little skew-whiff duelist.  Imagine!  Fighting for ah profit.  Next 
time one will gut you.  Rather! -- Maquro Doomaxe

Basketeer -- Heh!  Yoos shudda stuck ta basket weavin'.  Now yoos got knocked around 
by me.  How is the da arm? -- Maud

The Anxious Man -- Wat?!?!?!  Are yoo cryin' like dat Demon Talon guy?  Yoos was 
cryin' like a lil' baby.  Did I hit ya dat hard?  We should call you 'Da Cryin' Man.'  
Hur hur hur. -- Eadskar 

Luciferous Hope -- That was one mighty blow!  Salute! -- Halin Stormbreaker

Ugly Kid Joe -- You challenging me?  You challenging me?  Who the hell else are you 
challenging?  You challenging *me*?  Well, I am the only one here.  Who the f*#$ do 
you think you're challenging?  Oh yeah?  Huh? -- Eton
P.S. Look at that!  Good looks, skills, and I can do a fantastic DeNiro!  Continue to 
be jealous. 

Black Jack -- That was a lucky win. You are making it hard for me to convince Halin 
that I belong here. -- Ral Stormbreaker

I love beating up on Ambitious Guard!  Send him back.  I have more love for him. -- 
Helga Loarwen

Plymouth Rock -- I salute you.  I expected for you, and others, to come out of the 
wood work wanting a chance at me.  I think I have proven in the past that I am not a 
push over. -- Yrah Banewrecker

I was Arkers most challenged on turn 402?  Come on, chumps!  I am waiting for you.  
There is nothing stopping you but air and opportunity. -- Eton

Maud Stonegut -- For our next picnic I'll equip a basket of fresh berries to trim that 
offensive waistline! -- Basketeer, Forest Garden

Serious Lee -- On the move! (and yeah, know ther's no Polite Lee in fight ball!) -- 
Garden Forester, Forest Garden

Texas Red -- That's no way to welcome a weary traveller.  What happened to Southern 
hospitality?! -- Way Journer, Forest Garden

Peasant Rebellion -- Welcome back to the fray! -- Garden Forester, Forest Garden

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZIP IT was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MIST WIND RAIN was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
JOHNNY RINGO was easily killed by ARENAMASTER SHEROVAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SABINA MERRIN was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
THE GYPSY was unbelievably bested by PLYMOUTH ROCK in a 5 minute Challenge contest.
YRAH BANEWRECKER was butchered by UGLY KIDD JOE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
MAYFLOWER outlasted ETON THE STALWART in a 20 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
THE ANXIOUS MAN handily defeated DEFENSIVE LEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HALIN STORMBREAKER unbelievably bested HUMBLE LEE in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
CURLY BILL was outwaited by PARIS TROUT in a 8 minute Challenge duel.
BLACK BART was savagely slain by JHERI BLOOMERS in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
WAY JOURNER was demolished by HELGA LOARWEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MAUD STONEGUT was viciously subdued by BASKETEER in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
JOHN HARDIN was devastated by CORRECT CHANGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MALLAFAX was handily defeated by BOSTON TEA PARTY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
EGRIM overpowered GRIMM BLACKSMITH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
SCYLD viciously subdued THE DEALER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Challenge bout.
RAL STORMBREAKER was devastated by BLACKJACK in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
IVAR T'BONELESS was luckily beaten by MYSTERIOUS LEE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BRACH GEIST was defeated by MASON-DIXON in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
EADSKAR DA'BAD was unbelievably bested by ZIRCONIUM in a 3 minute veteran's contest.
ZEST won victory over LUCIFEROUS HOPE in a action packed 3 minute veteran's match.
DED 'ARD SKULLKRUSH was vanquished by SITTING BULL in a 2 minute mismatched fray.
GUTSAG BAKWORT outlasted FRATSFA MERCENARY in a slow 9 minute one-sided match.
ARIXIA vanquished MAQURO DOOMAXE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BARON VON SMASH lost to TEXAS RED in a popular 1 minute fight.
CRUEL LEE demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
DARK LADY RAIN handily defeated CRESSIDA KROFT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WASTELAND WARLORD was narrowly defeated by GRAU SOLDADO in a 2 minute competition.
WORKER STRIKE overpowered LICTOR DIVRI in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         TOTAL PARRY       61 -  31 -  1      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  23 -  3      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         AIMED BLOW        36 -  35 -  0      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK    56 -  59 -  3      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  51 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  35 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  27 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  18 -  0      31  |

Turn 403 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        8 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         6  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PLYMOUTH ROCK 5218         34   9  0  124 SMITHSONIAN (245)
SLASHING ATTACK  UGLY KIDD JOE 4942         17   9  2  136 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE GYPSY 5587             11  10  2   99 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
BASHING ATTACK   EADSKAR DA'BAD 5466        16  14  1   86 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
STRIKING ATTACK  JHERI BLOOMERS 5643         9   8  1   60 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
WALL OF STEEL    CURLY BILL 5501             5   4  0   38 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE GYPSY 5587.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE GYPSY 5587.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUMBLE LEE 4061, 
EADSKAR DA'BAD 5466, LUCIFEROUS HOPE 5522, JHERI BLOOMERS 5643, IVAR T'BONELESS 5739, 
HALIN STORMBREAKER 5498, BASKETEER 5749, ZIP IT 5537, CURLY BILL 5501, and BLACKJACK 
5777.

The least popular fighter this week was ETON THE STALWART 5496.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAYFLOWER 5235, GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500, LICTOR DIVRI 5774, 
CRESSIDA KROFT 5776, MAQURO DOOMAXE 5634, MASON-DIXON 5722, GRIMM BLACKSMITH 5746, 
MALLAFAX 5508, JOHN HARDIN 5505, and WAY JOURNER 5692.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

YRAH BANEWRECKER (8-5527) THE CHOSEN (613)