DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/23/2017 Duedate: 03/22/2017
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-409
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DEFENSIVE LEE
SERIOUS LEE (486)
(8-4062) [22-7-0,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY POSITION IS EMPTY
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THE GYPSY HUMBLE LEE
HOYT FOUNDATION (636) SERIOUS LEE (486)
(8-5587) [13-13-3,115] (8-4061) [12-15-0,76]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SMITHSONIAN (245) 27
2. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 24 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
3. SERIOUS LEE (486) 22 Unchartered Team
4. HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 21
5. THE OUTLAWS 2 (631) 12 EGAL WAT (319)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 325 165 8 66.3 1/ 1 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 9 6 2
2/ 2 SMITHSONIAN (245) 797 483 17 62.3 2/ 2 SMITHSONIAN (245) 8 4 0
3/ 4 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 94 80 6 54.0 3/ 4 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 7 6 0
4/ 6 HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 91 87 10 51.1 4/ 7 HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 7 8 2
5/ 8 SERIOUS LEE (486) 61 59 2 50.8 5/ 6 BROKEN SPIRITS (632) 7 8 0
6/ 7 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604) 52 51 2 50.5 6/ 9 SERIOUS LEE (486) 6 3 1
7/ 5 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631) 35 35 4 50.0 7/ 5 THE CHOSEN (613) 6 3 0
8/ 9 THE CHOSEN (613) 273 274 20 49.9 8- 3 FOREST GARDEN (642) 3 7 1
9-10 FOREST GARDEN (642) 20 29 2 40.8 9/ 8 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604) 2 2 0
10/11 BROKEN SPIRITS (632) 66 104 4 38.8 10/10 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631) 2 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of ARKERS. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. FOREST GARDEN after a
sorry 0-0-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the
'Can't fight no more' blues! What's a move up by 3 you ask? (alright, maybe you
didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to HOYT FOUNDATION. SMITHSONIAN posted
a nice gain, to come in 2nd. Everybody loves a winner... Practice pays for THE
GYPSY, who pummelled ARIXIA, to pocket 30 points. STANDING ROOM ONLY certainly had a
baffled expression on his face, after losing to KUNG-FU MASTER and losing 17 points
in the process! Duelmaster THE ANXIOUS MAN from HOYT FOUNDATION is going for the
gold, as he challenged SERIOUS LEE's DEFENSIVE LEE. Ooh, the excitement! Now I
can't insult DEFENSIVE LEE, as he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new
Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who's the team that's been
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
And how sociable are ARKERS' warriors? Come, let us see. Like a horde of
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in ARKERS avoid BLOODY HAND
CLAN. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of SMITHSONIAN, so did that
sorry team shy from BLOODY HAND CLAN If challenges were horses, DEFENSIVE LEE could
open up a fast food joint! Take heed ARKERS, of the unprincipled action of CORRECT
CHANGE. By challenging MAUD STONEGUT, 29 points below him, CORRECT CHANGE besmirches
the noble art of dueling. CORRECT CHANGE won victory over MAUD STONEGUT. The whole
thing leaves a bitter memory. MASON-DIXON found himself challenged by a warrior 21
below: DOC SCURLOK. DOC SCURLOK of THE OUTLAWS 2 kept his wits as he beat
MASON-DIXON.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Q: What's a record
like 19-21-0 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena! This week's winner: ZOO
of Z GLADIATORZ! THE GYPSY of HOYT FOUNDATION sends ARIXIA of BROKEN SPIRITS goes to
the Weary Warrior's Retirement Home. ARKERS has no place for weaklings! You've
heard about ZANY of Z GLADIATORZ. Death plays no favorites, and neither do I. What
was a 8-7-0 doing on the fields in the first place? Ponder the possibilities,
ARKERS: BLOODY HAND CLAN has allowed LUCIFEROUS HOPE of BROKEN SPIRITS to kill DED
'ARD SKULLKRUSH unchallenged! Is there no honour left??? Ask not for whom the sword
slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in ARKERS is the highlight of my life. As the seasons
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave
this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ARKERS?
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEFENSIVE LEE 4062 22 7 0 116 SERIOUS LEE (486)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ZEST 5224 36 10 1 128 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
PLYMOUTH ROCK 5218 35 11 0 116 SMITHSONIAN (245)
THE GYPSY 5587 13 13 3 115 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
SITTING BULL 5638 15 6 0 107 SMITHSONIAN (245)
LUCIFEROUS HOPE 5522 17 17 1 104 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
THE ANXIOUS MAN 5589 17 13 1 102 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
BOSTON TEA PARTY 5706 12 3 1 98 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-MAYFLOWER 5235 27 15 0 96 SMITHSONIAN (245)
ZIRCONIUM 5493 20 5 0 93 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ETON THE STALWART 5496 21 13 0 86 THE CHOSEN (613)
CRUEL LEE 5676 9 4 2 83 SERIOUS LEE (486)
GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500 19 14 0 76 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
HUMBLE LEE 4061 12 15 0 76 SERIOUS LEE (486)
TEXAS RED 5504 8 6 2 76 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
PARIS TROUT 5591 17 14 0 73 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-HALIN STORMBREAKER 5498 12 17 1 72 THE CHOSEN (613)
-DELAYED 5640 11 6 1 70 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
CORRECT CHANGE 5720 7 3 0 68 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
STANDING ROOM ONLY 5282 12 9 0 67 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JHERI BLOOMERS 5643 10 12 2 66 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
MAQURO DOOMAXE 5634 11 13 0 62 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BREAK DOWN 5618 9 7 0 57 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BASKETEER 5749 5 2 1 53 FOREST GARDEN (642)
MALLAFAX 5508 6 14 0 50 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-HELGA LOARWEN 5632 12 10 1 47 THE CHOSEN (613)
THE DEALER 5685 8 7 1 47 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
CURLY BILL 5501 7 7 0 47 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
EGRIM 5510 8 15 1 40 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
EIGER THE HARDY 5811 4 1 0 38 THE CHOSEN (613)
-WAY JOURNER 5692 6 5 0 35 FOREST GARDEN (642)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAUD STONEGUT 5721 7 6 2 32 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
JOHN HARDIN 5505 6 8 1 27 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-WORKER STRIKE 5751 3 0 0 27 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 4 0 0 25 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MASON-DIXON 5722 5 8 0 23 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-MYSTERIOUS LEE 5729 4 0 0 22 SERIOUS LEE (486)
'ACKY GIT 5814 3 1 1 22 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
RAL STORMBREAKER 5786 2 6 0 22 THE CHOSEN (613)
DOC SCURLOK 5816 1 1 0 20 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
ZULU 5817 1 1 0 15 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
NIOBE 5818 0 2 0 2 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DED 'ARD SKULLKR 5610 16 7 2 BLOODY HAND CLAN 626 LUCIFEROUS HOPE 5522 405 NOT REVENGED
ARIXIA 5512 12 12 0 BROKEN SPIRITS 632 THE GYPSY 5587 409
DARK LADY RAIN 5747 4 3 0 NORTHERN BADLAND 397 THE DEALER 5685 405 NOT REVENGED
DA1 5819 0 1 0 THE OUTLAWS 2 631 SPYMASTER 409 NONE
DOC HOLLIDAY 5805 2 1 0 THE OUTLAWS 2 631 LUCY GOOSE 5813 406 NONE
JOHNNY REB 5806 3 1 0 THE OUTLAWS 2 631 CRUEL LEE 5676 408
ZAMBONI 5804 1 2 0 Z GLADIATORZ 519 'ACKY GIT 5814 407
ZANY 5653 8 7 0 Z GLADIATORZ 519 JHERI BLOOMERS 5643 409
ZOO 5236 19 22 0 Z GLADIATORZ 519 SHEWISH GIANT 409 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Truly enjoyed the Bloody Hand Clan spotlight. Gonna have to issue my team some
whistles. -- Curator
Gutsag, whack, whack, whack. Too many beers and ales for you. You should switch to
tea so I can dump it in the harbor. -- Boston Tea Party
Ral Stormbreaker, I now feel like a broken storm. It hurts! -- Mason Dixon
Defensive Lee, bwahahaha. I let you beat me so I could be above you in the rankings?
Har har. Get it? -- Plymouth Rock
Eton The Stalwart, me smokum winnum pipe. -- Sitting Bull
Health. Humility. Honor. Beware the Ides Of March. -- Curator
Z Gladiatorz 3-1. I ve zuch the manager. Yah. -- The Zee Man (Mr. Z to you.)
Way Journer, you challenged? Thanks for the easy win, Pal. -- Zany
Texas Red, thank you for the wonderful challenge. I need an easy one, and you were so
kind to do so. Har de har. -- Zest
The Anxious Man, I gave it my all. I guess the monkeys and baboons and gorillas were
not enough. Next time I will unleash the crocs and the hippo! -- Zoo
P.S. Congrats on the Title.
Virtuous Scribe, I like 'em virtuous! -- Zulu
Anxious Man -- Hmm ... 7 TP's in the top 10. Could that have anything to do with your
anxiety? -- Defensive Lee
Plymouth Rock -- There can be only ONE! -- Defensive Lee, Highlander fan
Mallafax -- Its tough being an artist in a world blinded by W/L records. Keep on
fighting the good fight! -- Humble Lee
Texas Red -- Condolences on the loss of your stable mate, Johnny Reb. -- Cruel Lee
Niobe -- Hur hur hur. Is dat some fancy word fer 'Hits like an elf'? Yoos funny
too! Yoos can devoid me too. Because yoos stooped, I will explain it ta ya. Dat is
fancy talk fer run away when yoos see me. It worked fer Blackjack. Hur hur hur. --
Ugarg Snotsnik
Luciferous Hope -- This is the turn one will succeed. Bewaaare you rapscalliohn!
Heavens above! How smashing! -- Maquro Doomaxe
Cult Member -- I don know who told yoos ta come out wearin' dat fat suit and blowin'
dat dammed whistle. But yoos paid da ultimate price. -- Maud
Boston Tea Party -- I hates tea an' I hates yoo. Waitta minute... didn't I say dat
last time? Well it still stands yoo! -- Gutsag Bakwort
Zany -- If yoos makes one more crack about my body, I am gonna smash yer face! Yoos
jus mad yoos can't handle a full figured gal. -- Maud
Doc Scurlock -- Heh... Funny day yoos haz da name 'Doc'...Heh... Yoos really needed
one... Heh... I heard yoos wuz all dissy an' confused when you came too... Heh. --
'Acky Git
John Hardin -- That loss has to bruise the ego. You had a nine fight advantage for
Mantor's sake! -- Eiger the Hardy
Sitting Bull -- How does one making attacks and bogged down in armour and heavy
weapons not drop from exhaustion but he guy just hanging out does? If I was more
inactive, I would simply lie on the sand and take a nap. That isn't entertaining to
the fans. Who trains you in cardio? -- Eton
Mason-Dixon -- I guess you could say I crossed the line. Yeah...I thought of that all
by myself. -- Ral Stormbreaker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZOO was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
CURLY BILL was demolished by CRUEL LEE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
THE ANXIOUS MAN was unbelievably bested by DEFENSIVE LEE in a 4 minute contest.
PARIS TROUT was devastated by LUCIFEROUS HOPE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
THE GYPSY assassinated ARIXIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BOSTON TEA PARTY overpowered TEXAS RED in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee.
ETON THE STALWART was viciously subdued by SITTING BULL in a 25 minute Challenge duel.
CORRECT CHANGE overpowered MAUD STONEGUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
JHERI BLOOMERS easily killed ZANY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
JOHN HARDIN was subdued by THE DEALER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
DOC SCURLOK viciously subdued MASON-DIXON in a 5 minute Challenge contest.
ZIRCONIUM unbelievably bested HUMBLE LEE in a 5 minute veteran's conflict.
PLYMOUTH ROCK outwaited GUTSAG BAKWORT in a tiresome 17 minute expert's duel.
STANDING ROOM ONLY was devastated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MALLAFAX overpowered RAL STORMBREAKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
EGRIM was overpowered by MAQURO DOOMAXE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
EIGER THE HARDY outwaited HONEST MERCHANT in a unpopular 16 minute competition.
'ACKY GIT overpowered NIOBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
UGARG SNOTSNIK subdued ZULU in a 3 minute beginner's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 11 TOTAL PARRY 65 - 33 - 0 66 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 8 - 2 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 35 - 2 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 33 - 3 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 22 - 4 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 37 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 24 - 33 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 15 - 0 35 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 12 - 1 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 23 - 0 26 |
Turn 409 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 7 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY DEFENSIVE LEE 4062 22 7 0 116 SERIOUS LEE (486)
SLASHING ATTACK THE ANXIOUS MAN 5589 17 13 1 102 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
STRIKING ATTACK CRUEL LEE 5676 9 4 2 83 SERIOUS LEE (486)
LUNGING ATTACK TEXAS RED 5504 8 6 2 76 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
BASHING ATTACK CORRECT CHANGE 5720 7 3 0 68 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
AIMED BLOW STANDING ROOM ONLY 5282 12 9 0 67 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THE GYPSY 5587. The most popular warrior this turn
was HUMBLE LEE 4061. The ten other most popular fighters were THE ANXIOUS MAN 5589,
DOC SCURLOK 5816, ZULU 5817, THE GYPSY 5587, MALLAFAX 5508, CRUEL LEE 5676, DEFENSIVE
LEE 4062, BOSTON TEA PARTY 5706, CORRECT CHANGE 5720, and JHERI BLOOMERS 5643.
The least popular fighter this week was ETON THE STALWART 5496. The other ten least
popular fighters were SITTING BULL 5638, GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500, PLYMOUTH ROCK 5218,
EIGER THE HARDY 5811, NIOBE 5818, EGRIM 5510, MASON-DIXON 5722, JOHN HARDIN 5505,
MAUD STONEGUT 5721, and TEXAS RED 5504.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
THE ANXIOUS MAN (8-5589) HOYT FOUNDATION (636)