DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/28/2017 Duedate: 01/24/2018
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-420
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE DEALER
HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
(8-5685) [15-11-1,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAYFLOWER POSITION IS EMPTY
SMITHSONIAN (245)
(8-5235) [30-18-0,116]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HUMBLE LEE JHERI BLOOMERS
SERIOUS LEE (486) HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
(8-4061) [16-21-0,71] (8-5643) [15-18-2,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SMITHSONIAN (245) 43
2. HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 39 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
3. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 34 Unchartered Team
4. Z GLADIATORZ (519) 13
5. SINISTER SYNDICATE (655) 0 GRIGORI (592)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 346 183 9 65.4 1/ 1 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 12 3 0
2/ 2 SMITHSONIAN (245) 823 496 18 62.4 2/ 3 HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 10 5 0
3/ 3 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 124 94 6 56.9 3/ 2 THE CHOSEN (613) 9 6 0
4/ 4 THE CHOSEN (613) 301 288 20 51.1 4/ 4 SMITHSONIAN (245) 8 5 1
5/ 5 HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 118 115 10 50.6 5/ 5 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 5 5 0
6- 6 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604) 59 60 2 49.6 6/ 6 SERIOUS LEE (486) 3 3 0
7/ 7 SERIOUS LEE (486) 72 76 2 48.6 7/ 8 THE TRAVELERS (639) 2 10 0
8- 8*SINISTER SYNDICATE (655) 8 12 2 40.0 8- 9 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604) 1 1 0
9/ 9 THE TRAVELERS (639) 16 49 0 24.6 9- 7*SINISTER SYNDICATE (655) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
The cream may rise to the top, but a Z rises even higher. Allow me to introduce
ME, your risen-to-the-top Duelmaster. Man of the hour! Should have happened long
ago, but between The Commission bias against Z's, and all the Fake News nowadays, I
was deterred. But NO MORE! I am here, and I am likely to make this a very long stay.
Eat your hearts out, vassals. I am all your Xmas present. Enjoy!
-- Zirconium, Duelmaster
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in ARKERS since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. Some people say I ramble
too much, I don't say anything relevant. I repeat myself. I ramble. Well
SMITHSONIAN moved up 0, to 4th. What's with 'ACKY GIT? He actually beat SERIOUS
LEE's HUMBLE LEE, and walked away with 24 more points from the fight. Major screwup
at SERIOUS LEE. HUMBLE LEE lost 16 points to 'ACKY GIT. Some new strategies,
perhaps? Maybe HUMBLE LEE will provide more easy wins... Apparently ARKERS isn't
filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought. The Dreaded Duelmaster got 5
challenges this turn! See how the Duelmaster challenged HOYT FOUNDATION's THE
DEALER? That sort of initiative is how it got where it is now. I can barely
restrain my enthusiam for HOYT FOUNDATION's outstanding member, Duelmaster THE
DEALER. Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team
is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. How well I know the feeling
of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, HOYT FOUNDATION!
Management must be dealin', as the boys at THE CHOSEN ain't reelin'! HOYT
FOUNDATION's mad! I hate going to the effort of writing about the kind of fights
that SHAWNDO gets in. He fights people like LADY SMOKE, 10 points below. I thought
SHAWNDO showed great skill and promise when he overcame LADY SMOKE. All right, so I
slept through it! Big deal!
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? HELGA LOARWEN looked pretty sick and surprised when she
learned THE CHOSEN is sending her to the Dark Arena! Whadd'she expect with a
14-14-1? How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go...
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? All
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice,
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE DEALER 5685 15 11 1 114 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAYFLOWER 5235 30 18 0 116 SMITHSONIAN (245)
HALIN STORMBREAKER 5498 16 21 1 102 THE CHOSEN (613)
DEFENSIVE LEE 4062 27 11 0 94 SERIOUS LEE (486)
ZIRCONIUM 5493 24 9 0 93 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-CORRECT CHANGE 5720 10 5 0 92 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
-STANDING ROOM ONLY 5282 14 11 0 91 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JHERI BLOOMERS 5643 15 18 2 90 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500 23 19 0 89 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 12 1 0 86 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-CRUEL LEE 5676 10 7 2 86 SERIOUS LEE (486)
MAUD STONEGUT 5721 14 8 2 84 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
'ACKY GIT 5814 9 3 1 83 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-DELAYED 5640 11 9 1 75 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
ZULU 5817 5 4 0 74 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
HUMBLE LEE 4061 16 21 0 71 SERIOUS LEE (486)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EIGER THE HARDY 5811 12 2 0 71 THE CHOSEN (613)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BREAK DOWN 5618 10 8 0 59 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAL STORMBREAKER 5786 9 8 0 52 THE CHOSEN (613)
THE BEGGAR 5848 5 2 0 48 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-WORKER STRIKE 5751 4 1 0 45 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
PILGRIM 5842 6 2 0 43 SMITHSONIAN (245)
ZOMBIE 5823 5 3 1 38 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MYSTERIOUS LEE 5729 5 2 0 33 SERIOUS LEE (486)
WILY GIT 5844 5 1 0 30 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
GETTYSBURG 5854 3 0 0 30 SMITHSONIAN (245)
LORD SHADOW 5627 5 9 0 26 THE TRAVELERS (639)
SHAWNDO 5853 4 0 0 25 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LIZARD 5836 3 1 1 23 SINISTER SYNDICATE (655)
-SANDMAN 5838 2 2 1 23 SINISTER SYNDICATE (655)
AMAZON QUEEN 5629 4 10 0 22 THE TRAVELERS (639)
BUFFALO ROAMS 5855 1 1 0 21 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-ZEPHYR 5824 5 5 0 20 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
ONL CERL 5856 2 0 0 17 THE CHOSEN (613)
ALAMARAYANE 5652 2 8 0 14 THE TRAVELERS (639)
LADY SMOKE 5665 1 7 0 14 THE TRAVELERS (639)
TOOTHLESS LOVE 5847 3 4 0 13 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-GENERAL LEE 5796 0 2 0 10 SERIOUS LEE (486)
-BEETLE 5835 2 2 0 8 SINISTER SYNDICATE (655)
GOLD RUSH 5851 1 2 1 8 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-ZAXBY 5843 1 3 0 6 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
R.A. BUEHRE 5850 0 2 0 HOYT FOUNDATION 636 SANDMAN 5838 416 REVENGED
HELGA LOARWEN 5632 14 15 1 THE CHOSEN 613 STONE GOLEM 420 NONE
DEAD MOU5E 5785 0 1 0 THE TRAVELERS 639 LIZARD 5836 417
PERSONAL ADS
Ugarg -- There's more to scumming than armoring up and "wielding" a Medium Shield.
You've got a lot to learn yet, whelp. -- Defensive Lee
Helga -- I may be small, but I am fierce! -- Humble Lee
Zirconium -- Congrats on the throne! The fans of Arkers look forward to our next 30+
minute scum-fest. Will you oblige? -- Defensive Lee
And so it ends... -- Helga
Zirconium -- A well fought win. There were times I thought I had you. But you, my
construct friend, can take a hit. Actually, you can take quite a few. Congratulations
on the title. -- Halin Stormbreaker.
Gold Rush -- There is no pride in that victory. It was obviously a mistake made.
Perhaps we can try again to truly test our skill. -- Only Cerl
Civilized Criminal -- There was nothing civilised about that butt kicking I dealt you.
-- Ral Stormbreaker
Kung Fu Master -- Didn't your mother tell you it is impolite to kick? How rude! --
Eiger the Hardy
Ambitious Guard -- Heh... Yoos only ambition...heh... should be not to get beat up by
a goblin. Heh.... Blue Whack-a-Do! -- 'Acky Git
PM. Chardinee -- Come back! Come back! I wanna kill yoos. All I needed wuz one more
hit! -- Maud "Too Sexy" Stonegut
Mysterio -- Heh... Ya did it wrong... heh... again. But dis mistake cost ya! Zim zim
zala bim! -- Wily Git
Defensive Lee -- Yoos hairy. Like Maud's chest. 'ow kin ya wear all dat armour, carry
dat big weapon, and not drop like a rock? Are ya sure yoos 'uman? -- Ugarg Snotsnik
Alamarayane -- Heh... I really cut ya down to size... heh... Yoos really are half the
elf you used ta be. Zim zim zala bim! -- Wily Git
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HELGA LOARWEN was unbelievably slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ZIRCONIUM was viciously subdued by THE DEALER in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
RAL STORMBREAKER was vanquished by ZULU in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
PILGRIM subdued WILY GIT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
SHAWNDO won victory over LADY SMOKE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MAYFLOWER slimly won victory over DEFENSIVE LEE in a 29 minute master's match.
HALIN STORMBREAKER savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute uneven melee.
MAUD STONEGUT viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute gory duel.
GUTSAG BAKWORT won victory over VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 5 minute veteran's duel.
HUMBLE LEE was overpowered by 'ACKY GIT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
UGARG SNOTSNIK defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a tiresome 5 minute match.
JHERI BLOOMERS viciously subdued EIGER THE HARDY in a 5 minute conflict.
LORD SHADOW was demolished by THE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
GETTYSBURG overcame ALAMARAYANE in a 1 minute conflict.
ZOMBIE overpowered AMAZON QUEEN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TOOTHLESS LOVE was devastated by BUFFALO ROAMS in a 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
GOLD RUSH was bested by ONL CERL in a popular 3 minute amateur's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 10 - 2 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 11 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 8 - 2 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 43 - 29 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 18 - 14 - 1 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 32 - 1 49 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 28 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
Turn 420 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK THE DEALER 5685 15 11 1 114 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
TOTAL PARRY MAYFLOWER 5235 30 18 0 116 SMITHSONIAN (245)
BASHING ATTACK MAUD STONEGUT 5721 14 8 2 84 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
SLASHING ATTACK 'ACKY GIT 5814 9 3 1 83 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
STRIKING ATTACK THE BEGGAR 5848 5 2 0 48 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HUMBLE LEE 4061. The most popular warrior this turn
was JHERI BLOOMERS 5643. The ten other most popular fighters were GOLD RUSH 5851,
THE DEALER 5685, MAUD STONEGUT 5721, HELGA LOARWEN 5632, ZULU 5817, PILGRIM 5842,
HALIN STORMBREAKER 5498, THE BEGGAR 5848, GETTYSBURG 5854, and ZOMBIE 5823.
The least popular fighter this week was MAYFLOWER 5235. The other ten least popular
fighters were DEFENSIVE LEE 4062, UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815, TOOTHLESS LOVE 5847, AMAZON
QUEEN 5629, ALAMARAYANE 5652, LORD SHADOW 5627, HUMBLE LEE 4061, LADY SMOKE 5665,
WILY GIT 5844, and ZIRCONIUM 5493.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MAYFLOWER (8-5235) SMITHSONIAN (245)