DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/06/2018 Duedate: 10/03/2018
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-429
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GUTSAG BAKWORT
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
(8-5500) [28-20-0,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GUTSAG BAKWORT CHES-PAYNE
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) GIT'EM SICK (657)
(8-5500) [28-20-0,104] (8-5892) [2-0-0,25]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAUD STONEGUT HAL THE CRAZED
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) THE CHOSEN (613)
(8-5721) [14-15-2,77] (8-5858) [2-2-1,29]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SMITHSONIAN (245)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SMITHSONIAN (245) 45
2. Z GLADIATORZ (519) 23 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
3. THE TRAVELERS (639) 19 Unchartered Team
4. GIT'EM SICK (657) 16
5. TAC (105) 1 GIT'EM SICK (657)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*GIT'EM SICK (657) 7 3 0 70.0 1/ 5 SMITHSONIAN (245) 8 4 1
2/ 2 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 367 193 10 65.5 2/ 2 TAC (105) 8 7 0
3/ 3 SMITHSONIAN (245) 844 507 19 62.5 3/ 4 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 7 3 0
4/ 4 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 141 107 6 56.9 4/ 7*GIT'EM SICK (657) 7 3 0
5- 5 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 327 270 13 54.8 5/ 8 THE TRAVELERS (639) 6 9 0
6- 6 HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 139 129 13 51.9 6- 6 OTHERWOOD (642) 5 5 0
7/ 7 THE CHOSEN (613) 317 303 22 51.1 7/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (411) 4 5 0
8- 8 SERIOUS LEE (486) 80 82 2 49.4 8- 1 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 4 6 1
9/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (411) 117 155 9 43.0 9- 3 HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 3 2 0
10/11 TAC (105) 23 31 1 42.6 10/12 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 2 3 0
11-10 OTHERWOOD (642) 35 49 2 41.7 11-10 SERIOUS LEE (486) 1 1 0
12/12 THE TRAVELERS (639) 27 78 0 25.7 12/11 THE CHOSEN (613) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ARKERS. Too bad, LADIES IN WAITING, but
SMITHSONIAN was just too good to be stopped. Uncool, LADIES IN WAITING. I mean
0-0-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training
practice! SMITHSONIAN like really fought hard to move up to 1st from 5th. Way to
go! MVP award for PILGRIM? SMITHSONIAN's proud of him after beating RAL
STORMBREAKER and getting 19 points. Talk about yer big time losers! UGARG SNOTSNIK
got smashed by KUNG-FU MASTER, and lost 24 points! What a putz! MISS COMMUNE KATE
fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one
said she was a genius... And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit
of...(!) Oh well, welcome GUTSAG BAKWORT. Aren't BLOODY HAND CLAN proud. (Oh, my.)
I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want
photogenic fighters for PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. HOYT FOUNDATION was ARKERS' most avoided team. Is there some award
for that? I don't know what BLOODY HAND CLAN's been doing. They certainly haven't
been accepting many fights from HOYT FOUNDATION, that's fer sher. Can BOOK OF
THOMAS' SCRAP METAL be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that
really the same?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Everyone has problems, but why did SMITHSONIAN send ROSE BOWL to the
Dark Arena? She had a 2-0-1, and I thought she looked neat on the sands... Fight,
fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500 28 20 0 104 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE BEGGAR 5848 9 5 0 109 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-MISS COMMUNE KATE 4118 17 12 0 106 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
-GROUND SHEET 3725 16 11 2 105 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
GOLD RUSH 5851 9 3 1 103 SMITHSONIAN (245)
EIGER THE HARDY 5811 17 4 0 95 THE CHOSEN (613)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JHERI BLOOMERS 5643 19 21 3 90 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
'ACKY GIT 5814 11 4 1 90 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-ZOMBIE 5823 8 4 1 82 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 17 3 0 80 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
PILGRIM 5842 11 6 0 78 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-MISS CONSTRUED 4419 10 14 0 78 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
MAUD STONEGUT 5721 14 15 2 77 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
ZULU 5817 5 7 0 74 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
ZEPHYR 5824 12 7 0 69 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOOTHLESS LOVE 5847 7 7 0 61 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAL STORMBREAKER 5786 13 11 0 56 THE CHOSEN (613)
-CHESHIRE MOON 5749 9 6 1 55 OTHERWOOD (642)
WILY GIT 5844 10 3 0 53 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
GETTYSBURG 5854 7 2 0 51 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-ZUCCHINI 5859 6 0 1 47 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-MYSTERIOUS LEE 5729 6 2 0 41 SERIOUS LEE (486)
CHUSMI 756 6 4 0 40 TAC (105)
PAT BUR 754 7 4 0 38 TAC (105)
-SHAWNDO 5853 7 4 0 36 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SMI CHU 755 5 5 1 35 TAC (105)
-MISS MATCHED 4709 5 6 0 35 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HODGE PODGE 5790 5 5 0 31 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
SCRAP METAL 5758 6 6 1 29 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
HAL THE CRAZED 5858 2 2 1 29 THE CHOSEN (613)
-DEATH LEASER 5881 3 0 2 28 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-MISS PLACED 4723 4 4 0 27 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
-PIP SQUEAK 5789 3 0 1 27 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
CHES-PAYNE 5892 2 0 0 25 GIT'EM SICK (657)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUFFALO ROAMS 5855 2 3 0 23 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-THISTLE MAN 5862 4 2 0 21 OTHERWOOD (642)
COMYN-KOLD 5894 2 0 0 20 GIT'EM SICK (657)
HAWK 753 2 9 0 19 TAC (105)
-TREE ANEMONE 5863 4 2 0 17 OTHERWOOD (642)
SHE-HULK 5889 2 1 0 17 THE TRAVELERS (639)
-GENERAL LEE 5796 1 2 0 17 SERIOUS LEE (486)
VAMPYRILLA 5865 2 4 0 13 THE TRAVELERS (639)
13 1/2 5887 1 2 0 11 THE TRAVELERS (639)
ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874 2 3 1 10 THE CHOSEN (613)
-WILLA THE MIST 5861 2 4 0 10 OTHERWOOD (642)
M.A.S.K. 5898 1 1 0 10 THE TRAVELERS (639)
ZILCH 5905 1 0 0 10 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
SNAKE EYES 5888 2 1 0 9 THE TRAVELERS (639)
Q2 5896 1 2 0 6 TAC (105)
RUNI-NOZE 5895 1 1 0 5 GIT'EM SICK (657)
KANGRI THE STRONG 5877 1 2 0 5 THE CHOSEN (613)
-IRONBARK 5882 1 2 0 5 OTHERWOOD (642)
-MISS BEA HAVED 5897 0 1 0 5 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
PYNK-EYE 5893 1 1 0 4 GIT'EM SICK (657)
DA'-FLUE 5891 1 1 0 4 GIT'EM SICK (657)
-DARK(ER) LEE 5883 0 1 0 1 SERIOUS LEE (486)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 5906 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 411 HIGH ELF 429 NONE
ROSE BOWL 5884 2 1 1 SMITHSONIAN 245 SHEWISH GIANT 429 NONE
SARATOGA 5860 1 1 0 SMITHSONIAN 245 DEATH LEASER 5881 425 NOT REVENGED
Q 798 1 5 0 TAC 105 DEATH LEASER 5881 426
WAR PIG 5879 0 2 0 THE TRAVELERS 639 ROSE BOWL 5884 427
PERSONAL ADS
Miss Commune Kate, it is so nice to see a Lady on top of Arkers. A salute to the
Duelmistress. -- Curator
Uh, nice DM Column former arena champ. Yeah, interesting. Sort of. -- Curator (not
understanding much Greek)
Was that two Ladies In Waiting my Smithsonians plucked? Two? Gold Rush and Pilgrim are
proud. And satisfied. -- Curator
Cusmi, you again? How many times do I have to lose that battle? It is already historic
enough. -- Gettysburg
Cheshire Moon, you out -skilled me, greatly out-experienced me, and generally out-
fought me. Kudos, buffalo hunter. -- Buffalon Roams
Hey, all. Thanks for showing up and helping the come back of Arkers! Welcome all. --
Curator
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator and The Smithsonians
Har zee har. 3-1 fer ze Z's. Mr. Z ve gut mangerz. Yah. -- The Z Man
Vampyrilla, thanks for the blood feud. I like pickling travelers. I do. -- Zuchinni
(ripe on the vine)
M. Chardinee, I like all NPCs, but you are my fave. -- Zombie (lurching around for the
win)
Mz Matched and Mz C.Kate, you get one, we get one. Next time, we get two. -- Zephyr
and Zulu (Zs of quality)
A Z a day will not keep the doctor away and may, indeed, find you in the infirmary. (A
old Arkers proverb.) -- A Z Gladiatorz proverb quoter
Bruce Lee -- Wow, Bruce Lee. It looks like you are projecting. Don't be so hard on
yourself. You are not completely unarmed when it came to our battle of wits. You're
more like a war flail. But I am one of those snazzy halberds. -- Longshot
Pat Bur -- Ok. Back then parry-strikes were a thing. Longshot was telling us about a
guy named Cowleader back in Monuntial. He went 10-0-0 before he got his first loss.
The Influencer was from that time period as well. -- Kangri the Strong
Zirconium -- Nice stats. I must be doing something wrong. I guess I will have to keep
working on them. -- Longshot
Thistle Man -- We, the Chosen, wish we had a snarky come back for our absence.
Something along the lines of 'We are just following the lead of the cowards who avoid
blood feuds' comes to mind. But the fact is something beyond our control happened. To
console ourselves, we retreated to temple for three weeks of fasting and two months of
prayer. We should be back now. -- Albus Bonerattler
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROSE BOWL was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
GETTYSBURG overpowered HODGE PODGE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DA'-FLUE was viciously subdued by M.A.S.K. in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
CHES-PAYNE devastated Q2 in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
PYNK-EYE was defeated by 13 1/2 in a 3 minute bloody novice's Challenge struggle.
RUNI-NOZE slimly lost to HAWK in a 4 minute beginner vs. expert Challenge fight.
ALBUS BONERATTLER was vanquished by SCRAP METAL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
'ACKY GIT was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
EIGER THE HARDY defeated ZULU in a 3 minute match.
GOLD RUSH handily defeated MAUD STONEGUT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GUTSAG BAKWORT outlasted NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 14 minute mismatched Title match.
UGARG SNOTSNIK slimly lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
RAL STORMBREAKER was overpowered by PILGRIM in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ZEPHYR vanquished CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
CHUSMI was viciously subdued by WILY GIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
SMI CHU bested VAMPYRILLA in a 2 minute fight.
PAT BUR beat HAL THE CRAZED in a exciting 3 minute veteran vs. novice match.
SNAKE EYES was defeated by COMYN-KOLD in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
SHE-HULK bested VIRTUOUS SCRIBE in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
KANGRI THE STRONG was savagely defeated by ZILCH in a 3 minute beginner's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 38 - 23 - 3 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 7 - 0 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 18 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 18 - 4 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 25 - 23 - 1 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 18 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 17 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 30 - 2 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
Turn 429 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 4 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500 28 20 0 104 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
SLASHING ATTACK GOLD RUSH 5851 9 3 1 103 SMITHSONIAN (245)
STRIKING ATTACK PILGRIM 5842 11 6 0 78 SMITHSONIAN (245)
AIMED BLOW WILY GIT 5844 10 3 0 53 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
BASHING ATTACK GETTYSBURG 5854 7 2 0 51 SMITHSONIAN (245)
PARRY-STRIKE CHUSMI 756 6 4 0 40 TAC (105)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAUD STONEGUT 5721. The most popular warrior this
turn was HAL THE CRAZED 5858. The ten other most popular fighters were 'ACKY GIT
5814, WILY GIT 5844, ZILCH 5905, ZULU 5817, M.A.S.K. 5898, PYNK-EYE 5893, PILGRIM
5842, ROSE BOWL 5884, ZEPHYR 5824, and SMI CHU 755.
The least popular fighter this week was GUTSAG BAKWORT 5500. The other ten least
popular fighters were SNAKE EYES 5888, COMYN-KOLD 5894, MAUD STONEGUT 5721, ALBUS
BONERATTLER 5874, HAWK 753, Q2 5896, DA'-FLUE 5891, HODGE PODGE 5790, HEDIES 5906,
and KANGRI THE STRONG 5877.