DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/27/2018 Duedate: 01/23/2019
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-433
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JHERI BLOOMERS
HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
(8-5643) [22-22-3,138]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JHERI BLOOMERS PYNK-EYE
HOYT FOUNDATION (636) GIT'EM SICK (657)
(8-5643) [22-22-3,138] (8-5893) [4-2-0,31]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
JHERI BLOOMERS ZEPHYR
HOYT FOUNDATION (636) Z GLADIATORZ (519)
(8-5643) [22-22-3,138] (8-5824) [14-8-0,101]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE CHOSEN (613)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 45
2. Z GLADIATORZ (519) 28 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
3. SMITHSONIAN (245) 23 Unchartered Team
4. THE TRAVELERS (639) 20
5. THE CHOSEN (613) 10 GIT'EM SICK (657)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 375 197 10 65.6 1/ 1 THE CHOSEN (613) 10 5 0
2/ 2 SMITHSONIAN (245) 854 512 19 62.5 2/ 3 SMITHSONIAN (245) 7 3 0
3/ 4 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 150 118 9 56.0 3/ 4 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 7 3 0
4/ 7 HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 148 138 14 51.7 4/ 5 HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 7 6 1
5/ 6 THE CHOSEN (613) 330 310 22 51.6 5/ 2 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 7 8 3
6/ 5*GIT'EM SICK (657) 14 14 0 50.0 6/ 8*GIT'EM SICK (657) 5 10 0
7- 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (411) 122 159 9 43.4 7- 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (411) 4 2 0
8/10 THE TRAVELERS (639) 34 88 0 27.9 8/ 7 THE TRAVELERS (639) 4 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. ARKERS needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Cut this out and put
it in your scrapbooks, SMITHSONIAN! 'Cause they got 3-0-0 and moved up to 2nd! MVP
award for ZUCCHINI? Z GLADIATORZ's proud of it after beating VIRGINAL CONCUBINE and
getting 21 points. Talk about yer big time losers! WILY GIT got smashed by SHAWNDO,
and lost 10 points! What a putz! GROUND SHEET fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then
quits fighting and loses the title. No one said she was a genius... And I was just
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome JHERI BLOOMERS.
Aren't HOYT FOUNDATION proud. (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob
to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. BOOK OF
THOMAS was the most avoided team. Is a 122-159-9 record really that scary? I don't
know what HOYT FOUNDATION's been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many
fights from BOOK OF THOMAS, that's fer sher. Can THE CHOSEN's RAL STORMBREAKER be
more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
PYNK-EYE must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. She challenged
GORGRUB WAALUG. 15 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought
PYNK-EYE showed great skill and promise when she bested GORGRUB WAALUG. All right,
so I slept through it! Big deal!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? PYNK-EYE really fought hard against GORGRUB WAALUG. That'll teach
BLOODY HAND CLAN not to go and kill any of GIT'EM SICK's guys again, huh! What if
they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. ARKERS is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JHERI BLOOMERS 5643 22 22 3 138 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GOLD RUSH 5851 11 3 1 126 SMITHSONIAN (245)
EIGER THE HARDY 5811 20 5 0 111 THE CHOSEN (613)
THE BEGGAR 5848 10 8 0 103 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
PILGRIM 5842 13 8 0 102 SMITHSONIAN (245)
ZEPHYR 5824 14 8 0 101 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
'ACKY GIT 5814 13 6 2 90 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
RAL STORMBREAKER 5786 17 11 0 86 THE CHOSEN (613)
UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 18 6 0 83 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
ZUCCHINI 5859 8 0 1 81 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-ZOMBIE 5823 8 6 1 75 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHAWNDO 5853 10 5 0 66 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
TOOTHLESS LOVE 5847 8 10 1 60 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
GETTYSBURG 5854 9 3 0 57 SMITHSONIAN (245)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILY GIT 5844 12 5 0 55 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-BUFFALO ROAMS 5855 4 3 0 43 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-DEATH LEASER 5881 4 1 2 37 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HODGE PODGE 5790 7 6 0 32 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
PYNK-EYE 5893 4 2 0 31 GIT'EM SICK (657)
ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874 4 5 1 28 THE CHOSEN (613)
-ZILCH 5905 3 0 0 28 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-PIP SQUEAK 5789 3 0 1 27 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COMYN-KOLD 5894 5 1 0 25 GIT'EM SICK (657)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KANGRI THE STRONG 5877 4 3 0 23 THE CHOSEN (613)
SHE-HULK 5889 4 3 0 22 THE TRAVELERS (639)
BUNKER HILL 5907 2 2 0 22 SMITHSONIAN (245)
13 1/2 5887 3 4 0 20 THE TRAVELERS (639)
VAMPYRILLA 5865 3 7 0 16 THE TRAVELERS (639)
SNAKE EYES 5888 4 3 0 15 THE TRAVELERS (639)
HAL THE CRAZED 5858 3 5 1 15 THE CHOSEN (613)
ZEBRA 5917 2 0 0 13 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 1 0 1 11 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
CHES-PAYNE 5892 2 4 0 10 GIT'EM SICK (657)
DA'-FLUE 5891 2 3 0 9 GIT'EM SICK (657)
GORGRUB WAALUG 5915 1 2 1 6 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SCRAP METAL 5758 7 8 1 BOOK OF THOMAS 411 TOOTHLESS LOVE 5847 432
EAR-AYKE 5918 0 1 0 GIT'EM SICK 657 RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 433
RUNI-NOZE 5895 1 3 0 GIT'EM SICK 657 GORGRUB WAALUG 5915 432 JUST REVENGED
SMI CHU 755 5 6 1 TAC 105 KYRON FLEMING 5545 430
M.A.S.K. 5898 1 2 0 THE TRAVELERS 639 SOULMAN DAN 5857 430
ZULU 5817 5 8 0 Z GLADIATORZ 519 'ACKY GIT 5814 431
PERSONAL ADS
Ze Z's ve back! 3-1 ve goez. Ve killz next! Yah! -- Mr. Z
Ches-Payne, you let a mere rookie stripe you like that? Tsk. Tsk. Better check your
heart rate, Bud. -- Zebra
Wily Git, who's wily now? -- Zephyr
Vampyrilla, I like playing with vampires and giving them zilch. Ha ha ha. -- Zilch
Zombie sorry him loose to 'Acky Git. Him no like Git garlic mouth. -- Zombie
A salute to Ground Sheet, Duelmaster of Arkers. -- Curator
M. Chardinee, that was a nice Thanksgiving dinner we had, eh? -- Pilgrim
Comyn-Kold, well done, you Bum. I am still sneezing! -- Bunker Hill
Ral Stormbreaker, what? You think that mere skirmish will take victory from defeat?!
You should surrender now. -- Gettysburg
Surely did enjoy the spotlight and DM column last round. Surely did! -- Curator
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator
13 1/2 -- Slimly won victory? Against you? HA! -- Kangri the Strong
Gettysburgh -- Perhaps your manager can address your fighting skills. I don't
understand this. But Longshot thought it was hilarious. -- Ral Stormbreaker
Snake Eyes -- That looks like what you got for fighting me. -- Hal the Crazed
Zombie -- Wow! I smashed annuver uv Z gladiatorz?...Heh... Yoos guys ..'ave lost yer
moooooojo... Heh...... Blue Whack-a-Do! -- 'Acky Git
Zephyr -- Heh... Yoos shouldn't hit me so hard... Hehehehehehehe... Dat ain't
right...Hehehehehehe... Next time yoos put yer arms down at yer side an let me hit
first... Hehehehe... Zim zim zala bim! -- Wily Git
Ground Sheets -- Do yer see? A damned dinna plate iz noth'n. Kongrats. -- Gutsag
Bakwort
Runi-Noze -- Ya are not hard. Not only was yer nose runny. But so was yer blood. --
Gorgrub Waalug
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZEPHYR was unbelievably bested by EIGER THE HARDY in a 7 minute Challenge fight.
WILY GIT was overcome by SHAWNDO in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
PYNK-EYE vanquished GORGRUB WAALUG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CHES-PAYNE was luckily beaten by ZEBRA in a 6 minute brutal Challenge fight.
PILGRIM devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
JHERI BLOOMERS overpowered 'ACKY GIT in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
UGARG SNOTSNIK was viciously subdued by THE BEGGAR in a popular 5 minute competition.
RAL STORMBREAKER vanquished TOOTHLESS LOVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ZUCCHINI vanquished VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GETTYSBURG vanquished ALBUS BONERATTLER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHE-HULK overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HAL THE CRAZED was luckily beaten by BUNKER HILL in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
VAMPYRILLA was unbelievably bested by KANGRI THE STRONG in a 6 minute contest.
SNAKE EYES was bested by COMYN-KOLD in a 2 minute bout.
13 1/2 viciously subdued DA'-FLUE in a 6 minute gory conflict.
EAR-AYKE was slaughtered by RADTEEF WAZGRIM in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 7 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 38 - 26 - 3 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 16 - 1 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 19 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 26 - 26 - 2 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 25 - 4 49 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 20 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 19 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
Turn 433 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 6 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY EIGER THE HARDY 5811 20 5 0 111 THE CHOSEN (613)
STRIKING ATTACK THE BEGGAR 5848 10 8 0 103 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
SLASHING ATTACK 'ACKY GIT 5814 13 6 2 90 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
WALL OF STEEL SHAWNDO 5853 10 5 0 66 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
BASHING ATTACK GETTYSBURG 5854 9 3 0 57 SMITHSONIAN (245)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW WILY GIT 5844 12 5 0 55 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is JHERI BLOOMERS 5643. The most popular warrior this
turn was ZEPHYR 5824. The ten other most popular fighters were THE BEGGAR 5848, HAL
THE CRAZED 5858, VAMPYRILLA 5865, WILY GIT 5844, 13 1/2 5887, PYNK-EYE 5893, PILGRIM
5842, JHERI BLOOMERS 5643, ZUCCHINI 5859, and GETTYSBURG 5854.
The least popular fighter this week was DA'-FLUE 5891. The other ten least popular
fighters were ZEBRA 5917, EAR-AYKE 5918, KANGRI THE STRONG 5877, ALBUS BONERATTLER
5874, TOOTHLESS LOVE 5847, 'ACKY GIT 5814, GORGRUB WAALUG 5915, RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919,
COMYN-KOLD 5894, and SNAKE EYES 5888.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
JHERI BLOOMERS (8-5643) HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
GROUND SHEET (8-3725) BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 18-20, 2019. It will be
held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444). Room rates
remain $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast,
complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high
speed internet. There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--
the code is "REA."
The official block cutoff is December 21 so make your reservations ASAP!
The hotel reservation site is: http://tinyurl.com/ybszwwgz
This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.
Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!