DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/21/2019 Duedate: 04/17/2019
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-436
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PILGRIM
SMITHSONIAN (245)
(8-5842) [15-8-0,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PILGRIM POSITION IS EMPTY
SMITHSONIAN (245)
(8-5842) [15-8-0,124]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THE BEGGAR TOOTHLESS LOVE
HOYT FOUNDATION (636) HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
(8-5848) [10-10-0,91] (8-5847) [8-12-1,42]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SMITHSONIAN (245)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SMITHSONIAN (245) 45
2. BORN LOSERS (634) 4 SMITHSONIAN (245)
3. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 0 Unchartered Team
4. THE CHOSEN (613) 0
5. GIT'EM SICK (657) 0 DEADLY GHOST (431)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*CODE NAME III (658) 1 0 0 100 1- 1 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 9 1 1
2- 2 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 377 201 10 65.2 2/ 3 SMITHSONIAN (245) 7 4 0
3/ 3 SMITHSONIAN (245) 861 516 19 62.5 3- 2 THE CHOSEN (613) 6 4 2
4/ 0 BORN LOSERS (634) 179 118 19 60.3 4/ 0 BORN LOSERS (634) 3 2 0
5- 4 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 159 119 10 57.2 5/ 4 HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 3 8 1
6- 5 THE CHOSEN (613) 336 314 24 51.7 6- 5 THE TRAVELERS (639) 2 2 0
7/ 6 HOYT FOUNDATION (636) 151 146 15 50.8 7- 6 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 2 4 0
8- 7*GIT'EM SICK (657) 15 16 0 48.4 8- 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (411) 2 5 0
9- 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (411) 124 164 9 43.1 9- 9*CODE NAME III (658) 1 0 0
10- 9 THE TRAVELERS (639) 36 90 0 28.6 10- 7*GIT'EM SICK (657) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
'Dat iz right ya jerks! ... Heh... I am at 'da top uv 'da heap! Bow before ma fearsome
frame. ... Heh... Dat's right 'umiez an' elves! 'Da goblins reign supreme!!!
I often ask myself wot makes us goblins so special? ... Heh... Iz it our big brains?
Iz it our evil, beady little eyes? For 'da record, ma mum had beady little eyes. 'Datz
why ma dad fell for 'er. Iz it 'cos uv our green skin? Da answer? All uv da above! ...
Hehehehehe... We are not like yer 'umiez, elves, an' smelly dwarves, an' everyth'n in
between. We're betta. ... Heh... Even orcs want ta be like us gobbos. Don't tell 'da
rest uv 'da clan I said dat. Dey get sensitive ova such talk. ... Hehehhehehehe...
Gold rush, I hear yer were 'pect'n ta win dis turn an' go ta 'da isle. Sorry, but 'dat
iz a 'no kan do'. ... Heh... I want dis title as long as possible. ... Heh... Perhaps
ya should take up farm'n or clean'n out horse stables. 'Dat fits ya.
I am the duel'n masta,
-- 'Acky Git
With a smile of pride upon his face, 'Acky git turned and looked at his friend.
"Heh... How wuz it, Wily?" asked Acky. He thought Wily was a moron, but he was a
friend. And he valued his opinion. But if he did not say what 'Acky wanted to hear, it
was common for the goblin to smack his 'friend' in the back of his smooth bald head.
Wily was oblivious of what was coming next and mulled over his answer. He placed his
tiny hand just under his chin and stroked it as if in deep thought.
Suddenly, Wily gave his friend two thumbs up.
"Dat was brilliant, 'acky. Truly da tops."
"Thanks, mate. Wot say we go an' have a snack?"
"Ya know, I miss gutsy. 'E always had 'da best snacks." Wily said throwing his arm
around his friend's shoulder.
"Dis iz true. But 'e always knew iz wuz us dat stole im. An' 'e hit really hard
despite be'n a total parry.", said 'Acky as he threw his arm around his friend's
shoulder as well.
"But, I know uv a baka 'dat let's 'er fruit tarts kool on racks behind 'er bakery.
Plus she iz ol an' fat. She will neva katch us." Acky finished with a wink.
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt ARKERS will ever be the same. It seems the training can make the difference,
as BLOODY HAND CLAN is pushed out of top team by SMITHSONIAN, who came from 3rd with
a 4-1-0 this turn. And let's see, GETTYSBURG fought KYRON FLEMING and gained 19
points and contributed to SMITHSONIAN's 4-1-0. BUFFALO ROAMS has lost to DEATH
LEASER, falling 16 points, while helping make SMITHSONIAN a 4-1-0 turn. Due to his
absence and inability to defend the throne, 'ACKY GIT has lost the title of
Duelmaster. And not without some honor, PILGRIM now claims the title and throne of
Duelmaster of ARKERS. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes
their losing fighters do dishes at The Warty Toad until they win. Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. I also notice that the THE CHOSEN
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on ARKERS, what are you afraid of?
And guess who avoided THE CHOSEN stable the most? Believe it or not, it was
SMITHSONIAN. Anyone surprised? Well, sports fans, take notice that THE BEGGAR from
HOYT FOUNDATION was ARKERS' most challenged warrior this turn.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. Always good to rest in ARKERS, but never good to wear out my welcome.
Look for me in future turns. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PILGRIM 5842 15 8 0 124 SMITHSONIAN (245)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-'ACKY GIT 5814 15 6 2 114 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
THE SHRIEKER 5554 11 8 1 111 BORN LOSERS (634)
-ZEPHYR 5824 15 8 0 107 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
GOLD RUSH 5851 13 4 1 100 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-EIGER THE HARDY 5811 21 6 0 99 THE CHOSEN (613)
-UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 20 6 0 93 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
PUNK CHILSNER 5549 11 3 2 92 BORN LOSERS (634)
THE BEGGAR 5848 10 10 0 91 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ZOMBIE 5823 8 7 1 83 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-ZUCCHINI 5859 8 0 1 81 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
SHAWNDO 5853 11 6 0 79 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
GETTYSBURG 5854 10 4 0 76 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-RAL STORMBREAKER 5786 17 13 0 73 THE CHOSEN (613)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WILY GIT 5844 14 5 0 66 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874 6 5 2 56 THE CHOSEN (613)
KYRON FLEMING 5545 11 6 2 55 BORN LOSERS (634)
DEATH LEASER 5881 5 2 2 50 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
BUNKER HILL 5907 4 2 0 48 SMITHSONIAN (245)
TOOTHLESS LOVE 5847 8 12 1 42 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-KANGRI THE STRONG 5877 6 3 0 38 THE CHOSEN (613)
-PYNK-EYE 5893 5 2 0 38 GIT'EM SICK (657)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAL THE CRAZED 5858 4 6 2 33 THE CHOSEN (613)
-PIP SQUEAK 5789 3 2 1 32 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-SHE-HULK 5889 5 3 0 29 THE TRAVELERS (639)
BUFFALO ROAMS 5855 4 5 0 29 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 3 0 2 27 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-13 1/2 5887 4 4 0 26 THE TRAVELERS (639)
-COMYN-KOLD 5894 5 1 0 25 GIT'EM SICK (657)
-GORGRUB WAALUG 5915 2 3 1 25 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOULMAN DAN 5857 2 0 1 18 BORN LOSERS (634)
-VAMPYRILLA 5865 3 8 0 17 THE TRAVELERS (639)
-FIRST WHISPER 5900 1 0 0 17 CODE NAME III (658)
-SNAKE EYES 5888 4 4 0 16 THE TRAVELERS (639)
DICK GREGORY 5926 1 0 0 15 BORN LOSERS (634)
-CHES-PAYNE 5892 2 5 0 11 GIT'EM SICK (657)
-ZEBRA 5917 3 1 0 10 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LICKETY-SPLIT 5909 1 0 0 10 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-DA'-FLUE 5891 2 3 0 9 GIT'EM SICK (657)
-BEL-LI ACHE 5921 0 1 0 1 GIT'EM SICK (657)
THE CANDYMAN 5927 0 1 0 1 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HODGE PODGE 5790 8 7 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 411 ALBUS BONERATTLE 5874 435
SCRAP METAL 5758 7 8 1 BOOK OF THOMAS 411 TOOTHLESS LOVE 5847 432 NOT REVENGED
EAR-AYKE 5918 0 1 0 GIT'EM SICK 657 RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 433
RUNI-NOZE 5895 1 3 0 GIT'EM SICK 657 GORGRUB WAALUG 5915 432 REVENGED
BIG JER HOYT 5924 0 1 0 HOYT FOUNDATION 636 RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 435
ZILCH 5905 3 2 0 Z GLADIATORZ 519 HAL THE CRAZED 5858 435
PERSONAL ADS
I couldn't get Mr. Z to dictate personals after that Z Gladiatorz 0-3. He told me to
"getz ze xxxx outta here!. So I will cover for him with:
Hal The Crazed killed Zilch, who is now really nothing. (13-9-9-17-15-10-11 BA)
Zombie challenged a Hardy Eiger but stumbled too much.
A Gorgrub guy caught zebra and rode him.
I hope Mr Z doesn't read these.
-- Zena Zorella, Z Gladiatorz Azziztant
A salute to the new Duelmaster, 'Acky Git. -- Curator and The Smithsonians
'Acky, you jumped my claim, you git! -- Gold Rush
Ral Stormbreaker, I enjoyed the thankful feast. -- Pilgrim
Wily Git, couldn't you have gone and picked on the bisons? -- Buffalo Roams
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator
'Acky Git -- I said I wanted 'da ta be 'da duell'n masta. I said I wuz next. Yoos
jumped 'da line. Give me ma title! -- Ugarg Snotsnik
Heh... Noooooo!... Blue Whack-a-Do! -- 'Acky Git
Zebrab -- Looks like I changed yer stripes. Hur hur hur. -- Gorgrub Waalug
I love ta see newbiez lay'n on 'da ground, bleed'n out, an' kry'n fer their mommas. --
Radteef Wazgrim
Buffalo Roams -- Heh... Sorry about 'dat. ... Hehehehehehehe... I really like
buffalos...Hehehehehehe... Dey are so tasty. Especially dere wings... Hehehehe... Zim
zim zala bim! -- Wily Git
Z Gladiatorz -- I am happy about the win, but I regret having to kill such a promising
warrior. May Mantor guide his soul to his reward. Salute! -- Hal the Crazed
Book of Thomas -- That victory was in honour of Onl Cerl. Vengeance was not brought
down on Pip Squeak, but this will have to do. No one is worried about a Blood Feud.
Ground Sheets isn't here for you to go for easy wins. -- Albus Bonerattler
Now this is embarrassing. I was the only one to lose last turn. Because of this, my
brethren would not let me have a drink with them. They actually told me to go
practice. -- Ral Stormbreaker
Pip Squeak -- Albus is upset that it was not you that he killed. But the Chosen can
still feel pride that we dealt your stable such a blow. The death of Hodge Podge just
sweetened the turn. We know you guys run from Blood Feuds, so we are going out to
drink. -- Kangri the Strong
Gold Rush -- You let a dim-witted goblin with a speech impediment beat you AND take
the title? Ooof! -- Eiger the Hardy
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GOLD RUSH bested THE BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE SHRIEKER vanquished SHAWNDO in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
PUNK CHILSNER was overpowered by PILGRIM in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
KYRON FLEMING was devastated by GETTYSBURG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TOOTHLESS LOVE was subdued by BUNKER HILL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute competition.
BUFFALO ROAMS was vanquished by DEATH LEASER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SOULMAN DAN overpowered THE CANDYMAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DICK GREGORY overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 6 - 0 73 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 34 - 24 - 3 59 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 16 - 0 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 22 - 16 - 1 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 25 - 19 - 2 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 23 - 5 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 12 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 20 - 1 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 436 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 6 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PILGRIM 5842 15 8 0 124 SMITHSONIAN (245)
AIMED BLOW THE SHRIEKER 5554 11 8 1 111 BORN LOSERS (634)
SLASHING ATTACK GOLD RUSH 5851 13 4 1 100 SMITHSONIAN (245)
WALL OF STEEL SHAWNDO 5853 11 6 0 79 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
BASHING ATTACK GETTYSBURG 5854 10 4 0 76 SMITHSONIAN (245)
LUNGING ATTACK DEATH LEASER 5881 5 2 2 50 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THE BEGGAR 5848. The most popular warrior this turn
was TOOTHLESS LOVE 5847. The ten other most popular fighters were GOLD RUSH 5851,
THE BEGGAR 5848, THE SHRIEKER 5554, DEATH LEASER 5881, GETTYSBURG 5854, BUNKER HILL
5907, SOULMAN DAN 5857, SHAWNDO 5853, PILGRIM 5842, and DICK GREGORY 5926.
The least popular fighter this week was THE CANDYMAN 5927. The other ten least
popular fighters were BUFFALO ROAMS 5855, KYRON FLEMING 5545, PUNK CHILSNER 5549,
DICK GREGORY 5926, PILGRIM 5842, SHAWNDO 5853, SOULMAN DAN 5857, BUNKER HILL 5907,
GETTYSBURG 5854, and DEATH LEASER 5881.