DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/08/2019    Duedate: 09/04/2019

ARKERS ARENA

DM-8    TURN-441

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHAWNDO
HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
(8-5853) [14-8-0,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHAWNDO                        DRAGONS CLAW
HOYT FOUNDATION (636)          EAGLES CLAW (656)
(8-5853) [14-8-0,92]           (8-5866) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MISS COMMUNE KATE              DRAGONS CLAW
LADIES IN WAITING (115)        EAGLES CLAW (656)
(8-4118) [18-14-0,91]          (8-5866) [1-0-0,20]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LADIES IN WAITING (115)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EAGLES CLAW (656)           60
2. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)      28      SMITHSONIAN (245)
3. LADIES IN WAITING (115)      7      Unchartered Team
4. HOYT FOUNDATION (636)        7
5. THE CHOSEN (613)             0      EAGLES CLAW (656)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 SMITHSONIAN (245)        873 522 20 62.6   1/ 3 LADIES IN WAITING (115)   8  6 2
 2/ 0*EAGLES CLAW (656)          3   2  0 60.0   2/ 6 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)    6  4 1
 3/ 4 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)   167 130 11 56.2   3/ 1 SMITHSONIAN (245)         6  4 0
 4/ 5 LADIES IN WAITING (115)  335 276 15 54.8   4/ 4 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)     6  9 0
 5- 6 THE CHOSEN (613)         343 320 25 51.7   5- 2 THE CHOSEN (613)          4  1 0
 6/ 7 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)    162 160 15 50.3   6/ 0*EAGLES CLAW (656)         3  2 0
 7- 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)     124 171  9 42.0   7- 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ARKERS.  Too bad, SMITHSONIAN, but LADIES 
IN WAITING was just too good to be stopped.  The guys at BLOODY HAND CLAN like really 
pulled together to get a 3-0-1 this turn, moving up by 4.  MVP award for DRAGONS 
CLAW?  EAGLES CLAW's proud of her after beating THE LUMBERJACK and getting 20 points. 
Talk about yer major upsets!  THE LUMBERJACK's match with DRAGONS CLAW cost him a 
loss of 14 points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) 
Oh well, welcome SHAWNDO.  Aren't HOYT FOUNDATION proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the 
wiseguy that said ARKERS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Swinging Aardvark?  
Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  SMITHSONIAN 
was ARKERS' most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know what 
LADIES IN WAITING's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from SMITHSONIAN, that's fer sher.  Like, is MISS CONSTRUED popular, or what?  She 
was challenged the most in all of ARKERS!  She's got a 11-16-0, is that good?  Some 
fights are really unfair.  How do you think HAKAGOG GOBSNAGA feels about being 
challenged by THE CANDYMAN, 17 points above him?  HAKAGOG GOBSNAGA is a real man!  He 
was challenged by THE CANDYMAN, 17 points above, and BEAT him!  Dark Arena, anyone?  
SHAWNDO must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged MISS 
CONSTRUED.  9 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought 
SHAWNDO showed great skill and promise when he overcame MISS CONSTRUED.  All right, 
so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  THE BEGGAR bloodfeuded (is that a word?) GETTYSBURG for revenge over 
some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  UGARG SNOTSNIK really fought hard 
against MISS PLACED.  That'll teach LADIES IN WAITING not to go and kill any of 
BLOODY HAND CLAN's guys again, huh!  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  
I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAWNDO 5853                 14   8  0    92       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EIGER THE HARDY 5811         22   8  0    99       THE CHOSEN (613)
-WILY GIT 5844                16   6  0    95       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 MISS COMMUNE KATE 4118       18  14  0    91       LADIES IN WAITING (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BEGGAR 5848              12  13  0    88       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-RAL STORMBREAKER 5786        18  15  0    80       THE CHOSEN (613)
 MISS CONSTRUED 4419          11  16  0    78       LADIES IN WAITING (115)
 UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815          22   8  0    76       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAL THE CRAZED 5858           6   6  3    66       THE CHOSEN (613)
 GETTYSBURG 5854              12   7  1    65       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874        8   5  2    64       THE CHOSEN (613)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUFFALO ROAMS 5855            6   5  0    56       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 MISS PLACED 4723              6   5  2    55       LADIES IN WAITING (115)
-BUNKER HILL 5907              4   4  0    42       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 MISS MATCHED 4709             7   7  0    38       LADIES IN WAITING (115)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KANGRI THE STRONG 5877        7   5  0    31       THE CHOSEN (613)
 NATRUZ MUDSLAG 5949           2   0  1    24       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS BEA HAVED 5897           2   1  0    21       LADIES IN WAITING (115)
 DRAGONS CLAW 5866             1   0  0    20       EAGLES CLAW (656)
 HAKAGOG GOBSNAGA 5945         1   2  0    17       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 CLUB CULTURE 5870             1   0  0    15       EAGLES CLAW (656)
-RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919          3   2  2    13       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TERRIBLE TALON 5867           1   0  0    13       EAGLES CLAW (656)
 THE CANDYMAN 5927             2   4  0    10       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
-LICKETY-SPLIT 5909            1   0  0    10       BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
 THE LUMBERJACK 5944           2   1  0     7       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
 GASTROPUB 5869                0   1  0     7       EAGLES CLAW (656)
 PEARL HARBOR 5950             1   0  0     6       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 LITTLE ARYA JANE 5948         0   2  0     2       HOYT FOUNDATION (636)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GORGRUB WAALUG 5915     2  6 1 BLOODY HAND CLAN 626 MISS PLACED 4723      439  JUST REVENGED
PIP SQUEAK 5789         3  5 1 BOOK OF THOMAS 411   MISS PLACED 4723      440   
FARFIGNEWTON 5868       0  1 0 EAGLES CLAW 656      BLACK ORC             441  NONE
DEATH LEASER 5881       6  3 2 HOYT FOUNDATION 636  GETTYSBURG 5854       438  JUST REVENGED
TOOTHLESS LOVE 5847     9 13 1 HOYT FOUNDATION 636  HAL THE CRAZED 5858   438   
CONFEDERATE FLAG 5947   1  1 0 SMITHSONIAN 245      NATRUZ MUDSLAG 5949   441   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

No Duelmaster? 'til next time..... -- Curator

Little Arya Jane, what are you doing fighting? Sorry I hurt you. Women should be 
pregnant or in the kitchen, or both. -- Confederate Flag

The Beggar, that was a good try at a bloodfeud. I was lucky to stifle you. Four score 
and seven....... -- Gettysburg

Miss Commune Kate, shucks. If I fought you, I wanted to win and did. But I thought 
maybe you might upset me for the throne. Anyway, I'm gone! -- Gold Rush

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator

Gold Rush - Congratulations on the invite to the Isle.  Looks like you left a big 
opening to fill too. Sorry, I am late but I am working on a few things. -- Longshot

Miss Placed -- Congratulations on your kill. You did what we could not do. Pip Squeak 
ran for several turns, so we could not get a challenge through. -- Hal the Crazed

Book of Thomas -- Despite the good new of Pip Squeak's death, I am still not 
satisfied. I guess you will not be around for a while. You don't have anyone remotely 
able to win the title. -- Albus Bonerattler

Bunker Hill -- You were a worthy opponent. I am happy that I got to hit you first. 
Mantor be praised.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FARFIGNEWTON was butchered by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
UGARG SNOTSNIK subdued MISS PLACED in a exciting 6 minute Bloodfeud melee.
THE BEGGAR overpowered GETTYSBURG in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
SHAWNDO bested MISS CONSTRUED in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
THE CANDYMAN was bested by HAKAGOG GOBSNAGA in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
CONFEDERATE FLAG was slaughtered by NATRUZ MUDSLAG in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
LITTLE ARYA JANE was overpowered by MISS BEA HAVED in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
MISS COMMUNE KATE defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 2 minute uneven melee.
MISS MATCHED was vanquished by BUFFALO ROAMS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE LUMBERJACK was viciously subdued by DRAGONS CLAW in a popular 6 minute gory duel.
CLUB CULTURE overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GASTROPUB was defeated by PEARL HARBOR in a 1 minute novice's match.
TERRIBLE TALON devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  13 -  2      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  14 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  20 -  2      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  16 -  5      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  14 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  25 -  2      34  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 441 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SHAWNDO 5853               14   8  0   92 HOYT FOUNDATION (636)
LUNGING ATTACK   MISS COMMUNE KATE 4118     18  14  0   91 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
TOTAL PARRY      UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815        22   8  0   76 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
BASHING ATTACK   GETTYSBURG 5854            12   7  1   65 SMITHSONIAN (245)
STRIKING ATTACK  BUFFALO ROAMS 5855          6   5  0   56 SMITHSONIAN (245)
SLASHING ATTACK  MISS PLACED 4723            6   5  2   55 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MISS COMMUNE KATE 4118.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was DRAGONS CLAW 5866.  The ten other most popular fighters were MISS 
PLACED 4723, MISS COMMUNE KATE 4118, HAKAGOG GOBSNAGA 5945, SHAWNDO 5853, PEARL 
HARBOR 5950, THE BEGGAR 5848, THE CANDYMAN 5927, NATRUZ MUDSLAG 5949, MISS BEA HAVED 
5897, and BUFFALO ROAMS 5855.

The least popular fighter this week was GASTROPUB 5869.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE LUMBERJACK 5944, MISS MATCHED 4709, LITTLE ARYA JANE 5948, 
CONFEDERATE FLAG 5947, GETTYSBURG 5854, UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815, MISS CONSTRUED 4419, 
FARFIGNEWTON 5868, TERRIBLE TALON 5867, and CLUB CULTURE 5870.