DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/06/2020    Duedate: 09/02/2020

ARKERS ARENA

DM-8    TURN-454

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UGARG SNOTSNIK
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
(8-5815) [31-11-0,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UGARG SNOTSNIK                 WEN
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)         INFOMERCIALS (659)
(8-5815) [31-11-0,119]         (8-5910) [1-0-0,19]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ZEPHYR                         PEARL HARBOR
Z GLADIATORZ (519)             SMITHSONIAN (245)
(8-5824) [18-11-0,109]         (8-5950) [9-4-0,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

Z GLADIATORZ (519)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. INFOMERCIALS (659)          39
2. TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)       30      UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
3. Z GLADIATORZ (519)          28      Unchartered Team
4. SMITHSONIAN (245)           16
5. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)      14      INFOMERCIALS (659)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)     10   2  1 83.3   1/ 1 Z GLADIATORZ (519)        9  2 0
 2/ 2*INFOMERCIALS (659)         7   2  0 77.8   2/ 2 SMITHSONIAN (245)         8  3 0
 3/ 3 Z GLADIATORZ (519)       391 208 10 65.3   3/ 6*INFOMERCIALS (659)        7  2 0
 4/ 4 SMITHSONIAN (245)        904 537 21 62.7   4/ 4 THE CHOSEN (613)          7  8 0
 5/ 5 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)   53  41  5 56.4   5/ 3 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)    7  8 0
 6- 6 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)  207 166 19 55.5   6/ 8 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)     4  6 0
 7/ 7 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)   196 161 13 54.9   7/ 9 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)   4  6 0
 8/ 8 LADIES IN WAITING (115)  339 287 15 54.2   8/ 5 LADIES IN WAITING (115)   4 11 0
 9/ 9 THE CHOSEN (613)         358 338 25 51.4   9/ 7 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)     2  1 0
10/10 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)     27  32  4 45.8  10-10 ASSASSIN NATION (377)     0  7 0
11-11 ASSASSIN NATION (377)     34  59  5 36.6  11-11 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)   0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  What's a move up by 3 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause 
for celebration, according to INFOMERCIALS.  Practice pays for ZEPHYR, who pummelled 
EIGER THE HARDY, to pocket 25 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, BEA 
ZERK was winsome, after beating TROLL FIRE HAMMER and seeing her lose 20 points.  
PEARL HARBOR found out that ARKERS isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be 
Duelmaster here!  So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and 
ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     And how sociable are ARKERS' warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like the noble eagle 
soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of TRIAL BY COMBAT, alone and 
unchallenged.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of INFOMERCIALS, so 
did that sorry team shy from TRIAL BY COMBAT If challenges were horses, ALBUS 
BONERATTLER could open up a fast food joint!  Take heed ARKERS, of the unprincipled 
action of RAL STORMBREAKER.  By challenging MISS CONSTRUED, 21 points below him, RAL 
STORMBREAKER besmirches the noble art of dueling.  RAL STORMBREAKER subdued MISS 
CONSTRUED with a point difference of 21.  So this is what ARKERS calls a duel.  This 
will make an interesting tale.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Q:  What's a record like 19-15-0 get you?  A:  A free trip to the Dark Arena!  This 
week's winner:  MISS COMMUNE KATE of LADIES IN WAITING!  Oh hard!  that to strike a 
flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in ARKERS is the highlight of my life.  More important 
duties call me.  ARKERS, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill 
at The Dripping Blade.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815          31  11  0   119       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZEPHYR 5824                  18  11  0   109       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 BURPS FIRE HAMMER 4741       12   7  1   101       ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
 RAL STORMBREAKER 5786        23  17  0    97       THE CHOSEN (613)
 PEARL HARBOR 5950             9   4  0    96       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 EIGER THE HARDY 5811         26  10  0    94       THE CHOSEN (613)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874       10   9  2    80       THE CHOSEN (613)
 MISS CONSTRUED 4419          11  19  0    76       LADIES IN WAITING (115)
 MAGNETIC WOMBAT 5584         10   2  1    70       UNLIKELY HEROES (635)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS MATCHED 4709             9   8  0    62       LADIES IN WAITING (115)
 RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919         10   6  3    60       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 BEA ZERK 5267                 5   1  0    59       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APPALACIA 5959                8   2  0    53       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 DWARF FIRE HAMMER 4744       12   7  2    52       ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
 FAIRY FIRE HAMMER 4743        9  10  0    46       ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
-BUNKER HILL 5907              6   6  1    46       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 NATRUZ MUDSLAG 5949           8   6  2    43       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 TROLL FIRE HAMMER 4742       10   9  2    41       ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
 RAPID FIRE HAMMER 5053        7   6  0    36       ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
 MOMMA CASKET 4311             4   5  1    36       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS PLACED 4723              6   8  2    32       LADIES IN WAITING (115)
 ANGELA DEATH 4310             4   5  1    28       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
 CAMPTOWN RACES 5999           5   0  0    27       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 ZEKE 5994                     3   0  0    27       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-HOSTILITY 4908                4   3  0    26       ASSASSIN NATION (377)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZODIAC 5993                   5   0  0    25       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 MISS BEA HAVED 5897           3   3  0    24       LADIES IN WAITING (115)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAX THE YUGE 6008             2   0  0    23       THE CHOSEN (613)
-GRIMM BLACKSMITH 5746         4   4  0    20       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
 WEN 5910                      1   0  0    19       INFOMERCIALS (659)
 FLEX TAPE 5911                2   0  0    18       INFOMERCIALS (659)
 SHAMWOW 5913                  2   0  0    18       INFOMERCIALS (659)
-WASTELAND WARLORD 5750        3   5  0    17       NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
-ZONE 5992                     1   0  0    16       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-ASPHYXIATE 4995               1   2  0    15       ASSASSIN NATION (377)
 NADS 5912                     1   1  0    14       INFOMERCIALS (659)
 EMILY STRANGE 5701            0   2  0     8       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
 ZORRO 5930                    2   1  0     7       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 SNUGGIE 5914                  1   1  0     6       INFOMERCIALS (659)
-MAIM 4993                     0   2  0     4       ASSASSIN NATION (377)
 GUIGRIM MORRUNT 6002          0   3  0     3       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 LISA YAKVIGOR 6010            0   1  0     1       THE CHOSEN (613)
 TICONDEROGA 6004              0   1  0     1       SMITHSONIAN (245)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RUNTLING VII 6009       0  1 0 BLOODY HAND CLAN 626 MOUNTAIN TROLL        454  NONE
MISS COMMUNE KAT 4118  19 16 0 LADIES IN WAITIN 115 BANDIT PRINCE         454  NONE
DIRTY DIANA 5702        0  2 0 TRIAL BY COMBAT 512  STONE GOLEM           454  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ugarg Snotsnik, we salute The Duelmaster. -- Curator and The Smithsonians

Hammer, was that you? One, yeah just one, personal ad? I guess at your age ....... 
(wink) -- Curator

Angela Death, You're up in the mountains, now ,Darlin', and things ain't so easy. -- 
Appalacia

Asphyxiate, I was breathless too, but I held out for the finish line. Take a rest. -- 
Camptown Races

Troll Fire Hammer, that was my way of welcoming you home. (wink) -- Pearl Harbor

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator

Ze Z Gladiatorz ve 3-0. Ve be gut! Yah!

Snuggie, Snuggie, Snuggie. Zorro -- Mr. Z

Arkers -- Well, after what seems like forever, Miss Commune Kate is finally off to 
ADM, but it took one final loss to a TP, making her 0-8 vs TPs here, before getting 
her invitation.  For those that care, she is a 8(1)-7(1)-15-16(1)-18(1)-9-15 Lunger, 
Mode Att/Init, +1 Def, Likes Longsword, LO/VH rhythm with Lunge Tactic, and prefers to 
learn parry skills (Stoooooopid Lunger).   She will be enjoying a well deserved 
retirement. -- Crip, mgr of Ladies in Waiting

Curator --- Thanks for the Greeting! --- Hammer

Arkers Antagonists --- Due Date Snuck Up On Me Again! --- Hammer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MISS COMMUNE KATE was barely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
DIRTY DIANA was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
RUNTLING VII was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RAL STORMBREAKER bested MISS CONSTRUED in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
ALBUS BONERATTLER was demolished by BURPS FIRE HAMMER in a 1 minute competition.
MISS MATCHED lost to MAGNETIC WOMBAT in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
NATRUZ MUDSLAG slimly lost to DWARF FIRE HAMMER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
APPALACIA slimly won victory over FAIRY FIRE HAMMER in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
GUIGRIM MORRUNT was viciously subdued by SHAMWOW in a 7 minute Challenge duel.
UGARG SNOTSNIK luckily beat PEARL HARBOR in a popular 5 minute expert's Title duel.
EIGER THE HARDY was savagely defeated by ZEPHYR in a popular 3 minute veteran's melee.
TROLL FIRE HAMMER was demolished by BEA ZERK in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RADTEEF WAZGRIM devastated MISS PLACED in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ANGELA DEATH was outwaited by RAPID FIRE HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 9 minute bout.
MOMMA CASKET overcame MISS BEA HAVED in a 1 minute fight.
CAMPTOWN RACES outwaited NADS in a unpopular 13 minute gruesome bout.
ZODIAC handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a unpopular 4 minute mismatched bout.
ZORRO was devastated by PAX THE YUGE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FLEX TAPE luckily beat EMILY STRANGE in a exciting 4 minute gory novice's bout.
SNUGGIE overcame LISA YAKVIGOR in a popular 2 minute amateur's competition.
ZEKE overpowered STRAY CATMAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WEN overpowered TICONDEROGA in a 1 minute uneven fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  14 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   9 -  1      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW         7 -   5 -  1      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  19 -  0      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  25 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  19 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 454 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815        31  11  0  119 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
STRIKING ATTACK  ZEPHYR 5824                18  11  0  109 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
AIMED BLOW       BURPS FIRE HAMMER 4741     12   7  1  101 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
SLASHING ATTACK  RAL STORMBREAKER 5786      23  17  0   97 THE CHOSEN (613)
LUNGING ATTACK   PEARL HARBOR 5950           9   4  0   96 SMITHSONIAN (245)
BASHING ATTACK   ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874     10   9  2   80 THE CHOSEN (613)
WALL OF STEEL    MAGNETIC WOMBAT 5584       10   2  1   70 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ZEPHYR 5824.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PEARL HARBOR 5950.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANGELA DEATH 4310, FAIRY 
FIRE HAMMER 4743, ZEPHYR 5824, EMILY STRANGE 5701, NATRUZ MUDSLAG 5949, LISA YAKVIGOR 
6010, RAL STORMBREAKER 5786, MISS MATCHED 4709, APPALACIA 5959, and DWARF FIRE HAMMER 
4744.

The least popular fighter this week was CAMPTOWN RACES 5999.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ZODIAC 5993, NADS 5912, SHAMWOW 5913, GUIGRIM MORRUNT 6002, 
TICONDEROGA 6004, RAPID FIRE HAMMER 5053, MISS PLACED 4723, TROLL FIRE HAMMER 4742, 
FLEX TAPE 5911, and ZORRO 5930.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MISS COMMUNE KATE (8-4118) LADIES IN WAITING (115)

                          Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update

      The Commission's administrative office on the Isle was in a big square building 
that looked like any other administrative office building in any national capital.  
Standard, boring.  Except for the goats.  Half a dozen goats were wandering free, 
eating the landscaping, and as many clerks were chasing them.  A clerk saw them 
coming, he looked like a Trustworthy Scribe, and he rushed over to the approaching 
gladiators.  "Do you know anything about goats?"  He gestured helplessly at the hungry 
goats.  "They're here because of the Name-Change-o-Rama. We donate them to help change 
the world, you know."
      The gladiators nodded.  They'd heard about it, but hadn't thought it would be so 
funny to see.  "How did you deal with them last time?"
      The clerk made a disgusted gesture.  "People came and took them away.  But the 
people didn't come this time.  They sent a message about being quarantined!  Aren't we 
all?  And WE get to work!  Goats are not in our job description."
      One of the gladiators snorted laughter.  "We'll help," he said. "Where do you 
want them?"

                                       * * * * 

      Embric, relieved that he had not been appointed goat-herder this afternoon, 
carefully dipped his pen in ink and began to write.  "It is our pleasure and honor 
to note that one hundred and twenty-seven gladiators and teams have elected to change 
their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving people.  With the 
Commission's matching funds, this has purchased six goats--a good goat can't be 
purchased for a copper, you know.  The goats are already en route to their new homes, 
where they will be--"  He paused and thought about it.  "--very welcome.  We wish all 
the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."