DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/03/2020 Duedate: 09/30/2020
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-455
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ZEPHYR
Z GLADIATORZ (519)
(8-5824) [19-11-0,127]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ZEPHYR WEN
Z GLADIATORZ (519) INFOMERCIALS (659)
(8-5824) [19-11-0,127] (8-5910) [2-0-1,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RAL STORMBREAKER MISS CONSTRUED
THE CHOSEN (613) LADIES IN WAITING (115)
(8-5786) [23-18-0,89] (8-4419) [11-20-0,83]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
INFOMERCIALS (659)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. Z GLADIATORZ (519) 33
2. INFOMERCIALS (659) 22 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
3. TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 19 Unchartered Team
4. SMITHSONIAN (245) 18
5. OTHERWOOD (642) 12 INFOMERCIALS (659)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 UNLIKELY HEROES (635) 10 3 1 76.9 1/ 3*INFOMERCIALS (659) 10 4 1
2/ 2*INFOMERCIALS (659) 10 4 1 71.4 2/ 1 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 9 1 0
3/ 3 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 394 208 10 65.4 3/ 4 THE CHOSEN (613) 9 6 0
4/ 4 SMITHSONIAN (245) 906 538 21 62.7 4/ 2 SMITHSONIAN (245) 7 3 0
5/ 5 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545) 55 44 5 55.6 5/ 5 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 7 8 0
6- 6 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397) 207 166 19 55.5 6/ 6 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 6 9 0
7/ 7 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 198 164 13 54.7 7/ 7 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545) 6 9 0
8/ 8 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 339 290 15 53.9 8/ 8 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 2 11 0
9/ 9 THE CHOSEN (613) 361 340 25 51.5 9/ 0 OTHERWOOD (642) 1 0 0
10/10 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 29 35 4 45.3 10/ 9 UNLIKELY HEROES (635) 1 2 0
11/ 0 OTHERWOOD (642) 37 50 2 42.5 11-10 ASSASSIN NATION (377) 0 5 0
12-11 ASSASSIN NATION (377) 34 59 5 36.6 12-11 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Team Spotlight DM 8
"You donbt understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I
couldbve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." --- 'On
The Waterfront' (1954)
Hammer had just stopped by his Acid Fire Hammerz stable to inform his
Rusty Relics that it was quite possible that their stable would be shut
down in the near future!
The Veteran Manager waited for the protests to subside before explaining:
"At the present time your individual performances are on the bubble! My
immediate interest is to get Burps Fire Hammer graduated from Arkers!
Until that happens b& you all must produce enough interest for me to
allow your stable to remain active on the Arkers Arena Sands!"
"[Burp!] You heard the [Burp!] Boss! We May Only Be a Bunch of [Burp!]
Bums b& But We Could Be [Burp!] Contenders!"
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
--- Hammer the WordSmith
Team Spotlight DM 8
"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I
could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." --- 'On The
Waterfront' (1954)
Hammer had just stopped by his Acid Fire Hammerz stable to inform his
Rusty Relics that it was quite possible that their stable would be shut
down in the near future!
The Veteran Manager waited for the protests to subside before explaining:
"At the present time your individual performances are on the bubble! My
immediate interest is to get Burps Fire Hammer graduated from Arkers!
Until that happens b& you all must produce enough interest for me to
allow your stable to remain active on the Arkers Arena Sands!"
"[Burp!] You heard the [Burp!] Boss! We May Only Be a Bunch of [Burp!]
Bums b& But We Could Be [Burp!] Contenders!"
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
--- Hammer the WordSmith
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! The boys at Z GLADIATORZ left the arena
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by INFOMERCIALS. Good show!
Practice pays for MOMMA CASKET, who pummelled DWARF FIRE HAMMER, to pocket 17 points.
Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, FAIRY FIRE HAMMER was winsome, after beating
BEA ZERK and seeing her lose 12 points. The arena was more crowded than usual this
time, as ZEPHYR faced ARKERS' Duelmaster. What can be a greater victory? ZEPHYR has
taken hers place as the top, as ARKERS' new Duelmaster. So who's the team that's
been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Perhaps the warriors of SMITHSONIAN should take
up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... Like a pup with its tail
between its legs, TRIAL BY COMBAT scurried away from SMITHSONIAN. Oh, the shame! If
challenges were horses, BURPS FIRE HAMMER could open up a fast food joint! Take heed
ARKERS, of the unprincipled action of EIGER THE HARDY. By challenging MISS
CONSTRUED, 18 points below him, EIGER THE HARDY besmirches the noble art of dueling.
Warriors of ARKERS! Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base challenge of
EIGER THE HARDY? My love of complete Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched
fight, ALBUS BONERATTLER and MAGNETIC WOMBAT. Are THE CHOSEN unwilling to engage in
a fair fight? I thought ALBUS BONERATTLER showed great skill and promise when he won
victory over MAGNETIC WOMBAT. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! WEN of INFOMERCIALS sends MISS PLACED of LADIES IN WAITING goes to the Weary
Warrior's Retirement Home. ARKERS has no place for weaklings! Ask not a spymaster
for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious
stupor.
Leave me now, you base fools! As the seasons change, and the creatures of the
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. ARKERS, I leave you
now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Welcome Wench. 'Til next
time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZEPHYR 5824 19 11 0 127 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEARL HARBOR 5950 10 4 0 111 SMITHSONIAN (245)
UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 31 12 0 105 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
EIGER THE HARDY 5811 27 10 0 97 THE CHOSEN (613)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURPS FIRE HAMMER 4741 12 8 1 90 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
RAL STORMBREAKER 5786 23 18 0 89 THE CHOSEN (613)
ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874 11 9 2 87 THE CHOSEN (613)
MISS CONSTRUED 4419 11 20 0 83 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
CHESHIRE MOON 5749 11 7 1 72 OTHERWOOD (642)
MAGNETIC WOMBAT 5584 10 3 1 69 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 11 6 3 63 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
FAIRY FIRE HAMMER 4743 10 10 0 61 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-APPALACIA 5959 8 2 0 53 SMITHSONIAN (245)
MOMMA CASKET 4311 5 5 1 53 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
MISS MATCHED 4709 9 9 0 52 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
TROLL FIRE HAMMER 4742 11 9 2 48 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
BEA ZERK 5267 5 2 0 47 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
DWARF FIRE HAMMER 4744 12 8 2 46 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
-BUNKER HILL 5907 6 6 1 46 SMITHSONIAN (245)
NATRUZ MUDSLAG 5949 8 7 2 38 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
RAPID FIRE HAMMER 5053 7 7 0 38 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WEN 5910 2 0 1 33 INFOMERCIALS (659)
ZODIAC 5993 6 0 0 32 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CAMPTOWN RACES 5999 6 0 0 29 SMITHSONIAN (245)
ANGELA DEATH 4310 4 6 1 29 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
PAX THE YUGE 6008 3 0 0 28 THE CHOSEN (613)
-ZEKE 5994 3 0 0 27 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-HOSTILITY 4908 4 3 0 26 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
-MISS BEA HAVED 5897 3 3 0 24 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
ZONE 5992 2 0 0 24 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THISTLE MAN 5862 4 2 0 21 OTHERWOOD (642)
-GRIMM BLACKSMITH 5746 4 4 0 20 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLEX TAPE 5911 3 0 0 20 INFOMERCIALS (659)
SHAMWOW 5913 2 1 0 19 INFOMERCIALS (659)
-TREE ANEMONE 5863 4 2 0 17 OTHERWOOD (642)
-WASTELAND WARLORD 5750 3 5 0 17 NORTHERN BADLANDS (397)
NADS 5912 1 2 0 15 INFOMERCIALS (659)
-ASPHYXIATE 4995 1 2 0 15 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
GUIGRIM MORRUNT 6002 1 3 0 12 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
SACRILICIOUS 6011 1 0 0 12 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-WILLA THE MIST 5861 2 4 0 10 OTHERWOOD (642)
SNUGGIE 5914 2 1 0 10 INFOMERCIALS (659)
EMILY STRANGE 5701 0 3 0 9 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-ZORRO 5930 2 1 0 7 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-IRONBARK 5882 1 2 0 5 OTHERWOOD (642)
-MAIM 4993 0 2 0 4 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
LISA YAKVIGOR 6010 0 2 0 2 THE CHOSEN (613)
WANDAH SNOKRAG 6013 0 1 0 2 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
TICONDEROGA 6004 0 2 0 2 SMITHSONIAN (245)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MISS PLACED 4723 6 9 2 LADIES IN WAITIN 115 WEN 5910 455
PERSONAL ADS
Well, again a salute to The Duelmaster, Ugarg Snotskik. -- Curator
I gave it my shot, Ugarg, but you had too many defenses. (sigh) -- Pearl Harbor
Wen, the fort is yours. -- Ticonderoga
NADS, sing that song, doo dah; doodah. -- Camptown Races
Fairy Fire Hammer, we don't believe in no fairies up here in yon mountains. Shore
thing. -- Appalacia
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator
Za Z-Man manages gut. Yah! 3-1. I vee vest! -- Mr. Zee
Eiger The Hardy, that wasn't easy, but I am the man. -- Zephyr
Pax on you, Yuge. Pax on you! -- Zorro (practicing his sword swishing ...)
Arkers Antagonists --- Eve of the Due Date has me typing a Spot plus P-ads! --- Hammer
the WordSmith
Curator --- The Problem is Not My Age! My interest in This Particular Arena/Stable is
the Problem! --- Hammer
Pearl Harbor --- Your welcome was worth the skill learns! --- Troll Fire Hammer
Bea Zerk --- At least I returned from the Infirmary still alive! --- Troll Fire Hammer
Angela Death --- My key to victory was merely staying one step ahead of you! --- Rapid
Fire Hammer
Natruz Mudslag --- Surprise! Your Challenge Produced Your Loss! --- Dwarf Fire Hammer
Appalacia --- Your Challenge Was Worth My Loss! --- Fairy Fire Hammer
Albus Bonerattler --- [Burp!] Surprise! [Burp!] Your [Burp!] Challenge! Your [Burp!]
Loss! --- Burps Fire Hammer
Arkers Antagonists --- Until We Meet Again via the Arkers Arena Sneaky Due Date! ---
Hammer
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SECOND DELUXE ARVAT CONTEST EXTRAORDINAIRE
Who can join? Anyone with a team in Arvat as of 11/1/2020.
When does it start? First turn due after 11/1/2020.
How long does it run? 13 turns.
How do I join? Announce your manager name and team name in the Arvat newsletter prior
to 11/1/2020 and state that you are entering the contest. Prior to the contest
actually starting you need to have 2 rollup certs sent to the Dark One care of RSI.
No sheets, no contest.
How do I win the contest? The team which has accrued the most points as of the end of
the 13th turn is the winner. The team which has the 2nd most points is declared the
runner up. And the team which has the 3rd most points is declared honorable
contender. Everyone else is a loser and should be ridiculed.
How do I score points?
1. Every challenge you win vs. another team in the contest = 10 points, as long as
that challenge is to a warrior equal to or above yours in the rankings. Except
for the Duelmaster who can challenge anyone he wants.
2. You also earn bonus points for every challenge won. For every point of
recognition your target is ranked above you, you earn one bonus point. This is
for challenges only.
3. If you are challenged by a warrior below you and defeat him, you will gain 5
points.
4. Also every random matchup that you win will earn you 5 points ? up or down.
5. You CAN downchallenge, however you get no points for doing so, and if you are
beaten, your opponent will earn 10 points and the right to ridicule you in the
newsletter.
6. Bloodfeud challenges count just like regular challenges during the contest.
7. In addition there are the following bonus points that are awarded each turn:
A. Duelmaster earns 10 points
B. Graduating a warrior earns 10 points
C. Recognition Leader (Chartered or Unchartered) earns 5 points (if the Duelmaster
is the recognition leader as well, then only the DM points apply)
D. Popularity Leader earns 5 points
E. Turn?s most popular earns 5 points
F. Top team on the move earns 5 points
G. Current Top team earns 10 points
H. Any warrior that earns a Tournament Champion in either the January FTF or April
Mail In earns 20 points
I. Any warrior that earns a Tournament Victor in either of those tournaments earns
10 points
J. Note that Top Chartered and Unchartered team awards do NOT earn points
What are the rules regarding other teams in the arena? If you challenge any warriors
not participating in the contest you LOSE 20 points, unless the challenged warrior is
the Duelmaster. It is always acceptable to challenge the Duelmaster. HOWEVER ? if
you are challenged by a team not in the contest, you may challenge back the following
turn. If you win that challenge you will get 10 points.
If any manager has a 2nd (or 3rd) team in the arena they may NOT challenge any warrior
of any team participating in the contest or they are DISQUALIFIED.
What do I win if I win this contest?
1. The winner wins all of the rollup certificates given as entry fee for the contest.
In addition, the winner gets to pick 3 of the prizes below.
2. The runner up gets to pick 2 of the prizes below.
3. The honorable contender gets to pick one of the prizes below.
In addition, all competitors in the contest who run all 13 turns and at least 62 total
fights will earn a potion of +1 bonus, which must be used on a warrior who
participated at least 1 fight in the contest.
Also, the team that scores the most points on any one turn of the contest (other than
the winner, runner up or honorable contender) can pick one prize that was NOT selected
by those three.
Prize Pool:
Once a prize is picked it is removed from the pool.
1. Limited stat switch (You can swap any 2 stats you want on an Arvat replacement
rollup that you receive within the next 6 month)
2. Extra replacements (Next time you get a replacement (or whenever you want within 6
months) in Arvat you can ask RSI for 5 additional replacements and select the best
one for your team)
3. Limited damage bump (You can pick one warrior on your Arvat team to move up one
damage class ? as long as he remains in-bounds for his ST/SZ stats)
4. Favorite weapon knowledge (You learn the favorite weapon of one of your Arvat
warriors ? must be on the team during the contest)
5. Favorite rhythm knowledge (You learn the favorite offensive effort and activity
level of one of your Arvat warriors, who most have been on your team during the
contest.)
6. Shrinking potion (You get to take 3 points of size away from an Arvat replacement
during the next 6 months and add the 3 points to another stat ? both SZ and the
other stat must remain in bounds)
7. Extra skills (Any one of your warriors in Arvat learns 3 extra skills of your
choice (no more than 2 can be in the same area and must be in bounds)
8. Extra train (Any one of your Arvat warriors gets an extra stat train in the area
of your choice ? and must be in bounds)
9. Limited protection from death (Pick one of your Arvat warriors and for 5 turns
from application of this prize, that warrior will come back from the dead if he
dies in the arena. No DAing and no tourneys)
All prizes must be applied within 6 months from the end of the tournament, must be on
Arvat warriors from the team that participated in the contest and all prize results
must be in bounds.
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KALTOS KAOS
THEREFORE THEN, since we are surrounded by so great a cloud of witnesses [who have
borne testimony to the Truth], let us strip off and throw aside every encumbrance
(unnecessary weight) and that sin which so readily (deftly and cleverly) clings to
and entangles us, and let us run with patient endurance and steady and active
persistence the appointed course of the race that is set before us, --- Hebrews
12:1 Amplified Classic
* * * * *
Ironhand, the owner of The Golden Ship Inn, stood before the small crowd that had
gathered and motioned for his guests to have a seat with a sweeping wave of the steel
hook that had replaced his right hand after a bloody engagement between his ship and
another ten years ago.
Because of the location of The Golden Ship Inn, standing on a headland overlooking the
main harbor on Kaltos, the disrepair of the dilapidated Kaltos Arena could not be
seen. From the turret on top of the inn, one could look across to Lord Lindharrow's
castle on the opposite horn of the little bay and see all the shipping sheltered
within.
But this evening was not about castles and shipping, but rather how a once magnificent
Kaltos Arena could possibly be restored to some of its former glory.
Although Lindharrow of Vandal's Bay is the Protector of Kaltos, the island's
representative on the Crown Council and the closest thing to a governor, it was not
Lindharrow that Ironhand had brought before the gathered crowd, but rather it was
Arenamaster Troktai and another rather special guest. There are few laws in Kaltos
and those that exist are not rigorously enforced, which is why Ironhand chose to
invite Arenamaster Troktai to address the issue of the dilapidated Kaltos Arena.
Arenamaster Troktai got directly to the point, without a lot of pomp and circumstance,
by introducing a Veteran Manager, known far and wide as Hammer, who had recently
returned to Alastari. One of his motivations for returning was to host a contest in a
fast arena that would hearken back to the glory of the Hammer hosted Morya Madness
that had begun over 17 years ago and concluded over 15 years ago: 28 rounds of Madness
in Morya Arena that Hammer desired to emulate in Kaltos arena for 25 rounds!
Hammer stood before the small crowd to unveil his plan to rejuvenate Kaltos Arena (DM
5) at the behest of Arenamaster Troktai, including an announcement of the upcoming
Kaltos Kaos contest to be held in the currently sparsely populated Delarq Arena (4 of
7 active in Kaltos arena as of turn 912). Kaltos arena had fallen into a bit of
disrepair with the sparse revenue generated from even sparser crowds, but the much
needed revenue from a 25 turn contest beginning with T-926 (due date 2/1/21) and
ending with T-950 (due date 1/3/22) would provide more than enough for repairs and
improvements for the overall prosperity of Kaltos Arena!
Hammer had also succeeded in purchasing the northeast section of Kaltos arena to build
his Klub Kaltos, as an act of good faith that the Kaltos Kaos contest would attract
enough managers, both old and new, to pump new life into a once glorious arena! Klub
Kaltos would feature some of the finest dining and gambling venues that Kaltos had
ever seen, plus provide a training area and housing for the stable that Hammer was
entering for the Kaltos Kaos.
Five of his retired Lord Protectors had been lured by the Veteran Manager to help make
Klub Kaltos a success, by providing future patrons the opportunity to rub shoulders
with some of his legendary Lord Protectors from the early years of Hammer's managerial
history.
Zebra of Jungle Fever (DM 39), a Total Parry with a Short Sword as his favorite
weapon, who was the only Hammer-managed warrior to ever TV in a tourney, had agreed to
oversee the dining area and mingle with the crowd. He had won a TV in a Novices
tourney (1 or 2 FE) long ago at a Tempe Facer, before the Novices tourney had been
eliminated from tournaments by the Gladiatorial Commission.
Death Duck 1, a Basher with a Morningstar favorite weapon, along with Death Duck 7, a
Piker favoring a Small Shield as her favorite weapon, had both fought in Kaltos Arena
years ago as representatives of Da Deadly Ducks, the first Hammer managed stable to
ever run in Kaltos. Da Deadly Ducks duo were now assigned as celebrities to run the
Klub Kaltos gambling facilities.
Mahatsawd, a Basher favoring a Mace as his favorite weapon, along with Madkawraw?s
Law, a Ripper favoring an Epee as her favorite weapon, were both from the veteran
manager?s first-ever stable that began fighting on Noblish Island under the Milchamah
banner.
Hammer introduced the duo as two of his favorite warriors from his original stable,
Milchamah, who the veteran manager had convinced to come to Klub Kaltos to train the
stable that Hammer was entering in the Kaltos Kaos Klassick Kontest Kompetition. Klub
Kaltos, the veteran manager explained to the gathered crowd, included a gladiator
training facility where his stable of warriors, who Hammer was entering in the Kaltos
Kaos, would be housed for training in private as well as featured in some public
exhibition matches for his gambling facilities.
A ripple of excited cheers arose from the five Gladiators that had been languishing in
oblivion these past several years during the absence of the veteran manager, their
stable all-but-forgotten, but Hammer raised both his hands and stared somberly at his
rusty relics, before announcing publicly:
"You have been transferred to Storm Point arena!"
The Veteran Manager had to break the news to his Kaltos Kriminals (514) stable that
they had been transferred to Storm Point Arena (DM 86) because of two of the contest
categories that were to be the highlights of the Kaltos Kaos (as had the same two
categories also been the contest category highlights in the original Morya Madness
contest that Hammer had hosted those many long years ago!), namely, the First Initiate
Duelmaster and the Top Ten Fighting Styles. Obviously, the only eligible warriors to
win this prize are those who are listed in the Initiates rankings on the first
round/Turn 926 or later! Therefore, the Kaltos Kriminals with 4 arena fight
experience, namely Assault N Battery, Wanted For Murder, Shady Larry LaRue and Trick
Ponie Polly, would probably not be eligible to compete for the First Initiate
Duelmaster [after fighting in either one or both of the two upcoming tourneys], nor
for one of the Top Ten Fighting Styles!
Upon hearing "You have been transferred to Storm Point arena!" the Kaltos Kriminals
were crestfallen!
The RSI approved prize for the First Initiate Duelmaster is the opportunity
to rename the DM 5 arena for 6 months.
The RSI approved prize for each of the Top Ten Fighting Styles is the
favorite weapon knowledge reveal for any one of a contest-registered team?s
active warriors on round 25/Turn 950. Eligible warriors must declare their
name and fighting style in the DM 5 personal ads on the first round that they
enter the Kaltos Kaos. All warriors must have 0 arena fight experience to
enter as a Top Ten Fighting Style competitor and must rank as an 0-1 or 1-0
Initiate after their first arena fight experience!
In other words, any warrior ranked as a Challenger Initiate with more than one arena
fight experience after their fight debut is automatically disqualified to compete for
one of the Top Ten Style awards, so choose your tournament entries wisely! It gives
non-tourney managers the opportunity to compete for a Top Ten Fighting Style prize!
[Tourney warriors may die!]
This obviously eliminates the four Kaltos Kriminals mentioned above, because they
already have 4 arena fights; therefore, only Cooking The Books would be eligible to
compete with 0 arena fight experience!
First Initiate Duelmaster contenders include every warrior on a registered
team that is ranked as an Initiate after the first round in the DM 5 Turn 926
newsletter. [This includes tourney experienced warriors and warriors who have
fought in DM 5 on previous turns.]
"You have been transferred to Storm Point Arena!" resonated in their ears as Hammer's
Kaltos Kriminals grumbled a bit at being denied the opportunity to compete in the
Kaltos Kaos, which had a rippling effect throughout the sparse crowd. Arenamaster
Troktai stepped forward while Hammer spent a few minutes talking privately to his
Kaltos Kriminals stable.
Arenamaster Troktai raised his hands to quiet the small crowd as he proclaimed that
the winner of the most 'This Week's Most Favorite Warrior' and the winner of the most
'This Week's Least Favorite Warrior' would be awarded the first choice to change the
name and statements of the Dark Arena monster of their choice [with exception of the
Arenamaster himself] and the first choice to change the name and statements of the NPC
character of their choice, respectively.
RSI Prize: Rename and Change the Statements of a DM 5 Dark Arena Monster of
your choice [excepting the Arenamaster] is awarded to the team with the most
'This Week's Most Favorite Warrior' awards listed over the course of the
contest.
RSI Prize: Rename and Change the Statements of a DM 5 NPC Character of your
choice is awarded to the team with the most 'This Week's Least Favorite
Warrior' awards listed over the course of the contest.
Arenamaster Troktai went on to proclaim that the remaining Dark Arena monsters and NPC
characters that were not chosen by the two winners will be placed in a drawing pool
[to change the name and statements] from which the remaining Kaltos Kaos registered
managers would be selected, as bonus prizes for merely being registered for the Kaltos
Kaos! The first 20 managers to register for the Kaltos Kaos & the host & co-scorer are
guaranteed to automatically be entered in the random draw!
Kaltos Arena (DM 5) NPC Characters: Ambitious Guard, Captured Orc, Convicted
Assassin, Convicted Thief, Cult Member, Dangerous Criminal, Embezzling
Scribe, Fratsfa Slave, Kalhums Dwarf, Kung-Fu Master, M Chardinee, Mordant
Deserter, Osksi Noble, Persistent Beggar, The Userous Merchant, Venomous
Concubine and Veteran Mercenary.
Kaltos Arena (DM 5) Dark Arena Monsters: Bandit Prince, Black Orc, Dark
Champion, High Elf, Mountain Troll, Shewish Giant, Spymaster, Stone Golem and
Wurm Kin.
KALTOS KAOS ENTRY FEE & REGISTRATION REQUIREMENTS:
1. Send two (2) Gift Certs to RSI marked "Kaltos Kaos."
2. Declare your team name and manager name for the Kaltos Kaos Kontest:
in the DM 5 personal ads,
via Personal Message to Hammer in Chatzy,
via Email to KaltosKaos@aol.com,
in the Forum category "Kaltos Kaos"
or by sending a declaration via an old fashioned Diplo note to
Hammer in DM 5/ DM 8/ DM 45/ DM 47 or DM 83.
KALTOS IRON KLAD AWARDS: A Participation Award of one +1 Bonus Potion will be
awarded as to any team being active each of the 25 turns with a minimum of
110 out of 125 possible fights. Any team that fights all 125 fights will
receive an additional +1 Bonus Potion [for a total of 2]. These potions may
be added to any active DM 5 warrior at the end of Turn 950 and must be used
within 6 months. [No out-of-bounds warriors!]
KING of the KALTOS KAOS [unless a Female is crowned KUEEN] Point Scoring
Format:
(1) 25 points for writing a 'Managerial Alias Origin Story' team
spotlight for Round 1/Turn 926 that includes your team name and your
manager name. Your 'Managerial Alias Origin Story' spotlight length =
a TOGS spotlight length (1/2 column in the newsletter--that's 31
lines, each line 86 characters across). [This is the ONLY team
spotlight that is required for points during the 25 rounds of the
Kaltos Kaos contest.]
(2) 5 points for each win.
(3) 3 points for each kill.
(4) 2 points for one successful bloodfeud. [No additional points for 2+
successful bloodfeuds.]
(5) 1 point on each turn for one personal ad written by your managerial
alias (total of 25 possible personal ad points).
RSI Prize: 6 Months Free Play will be awarded to the team with the most
points accrued from the 'Managerial Alias Origin Story' Team Spotlight + Wins
+ Kills + Successful Blood Feuds + P-Ads]
Also Included are Gift Cert Awards:
First Place Most Points = 50% of Registration Gift Certs.
Second Place Most Points = 30% of Registration Gift Certs.
Third Place Most Points = 15% of Registration Gift Certs.
Least Amount of Wins [among most fights] = 5% of Registration Gift Certs.
Arenamaster Troktai motioned for Hammer to conclude the announcements of the other
Kaltos Kaos Kontest Kategories, as his Kaltos Kriminals sat down for more drinks,
resigned to their Arena 86 fate!
Hammer began to explain to the small crowd that the Round 25/Turn 950 Duelmaster,
Highest Ranked Challenger Champion, Highest Ranked Champion, Highest Ranked Challenger
Adept, Highest Ranked Adept, Highest Ranked Challenger Initiate and Highest Ranked
Initiate would each receive an RSI Prize: +1 Skill Potion (added to a warrior's base;
no out of bounds warriors!, may be added to any active DM 5 warrior at the end of turn
950).
The team with the Most Kills will be awarded the following RSI Prize: 1 Free
Blood Games Roll Up Courtesy of the Gang at RSI for the 2022 Tempe Facer.
(May be used for either Winter or Summer 2022 FTF.)
Top Point Gainer Team [aka the team with the most points accumulated from the
'Teams On The Move' each Turn] will be awarded the following RSI Prize: 1
Limited Immortality Resurrection following a warrior death in DM 5 (may be
applied to a single DM 5 warrior who died during the contest or within 6
months of the contest).
The turn 950 Duelmaster will also be awarded the following RSI Prize: Move 1
warrior from another team [that you own] to your DM 5 squad [the warrior must
be alive, natural and unmodified].
TIE-BREAKER RULES: (1) Least amount of Dark Arena deaths. (2) Most team
kills. (3) Highest ranked warrior according to the turn 950 recognition
rankings.
There will be more Gift Certs Awards announced prior to the launching of the
Kaltos Kaos!
Hammer concluded his announcement with a hearty handshake between himself and
Arenamaster Troktai, who promised the small crowd at The Golden Sail Inn that the
Kaltos Kaos would draw some of the most competitive managers and teams that Kaltos DM
5 had ever seen bleed on the arena sands!
"Well Wishes and Good Luck to All Involved," says the Co-Scorer who will be posting
updates in the Forums as well as helping Hammer keep track of the Kontest Kategories
over the Kourse of 25 rounds!
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
-- Hammer the WordSmith and Host of the Kaltos Kaos
in Arena 5 from Turn 926 thru Turn 950
* * * * *
Kaltos Kaos DM 5 Kontest Synopsis:
Kaltos Kaos begins with Round One/Turn 926 due date 2/1/21 and ends with Round 25/Turn
950 due date 1/3/22.
Registered Managers may only fight with one team in DM 5 during the Kaltos Kaos!
KALTOS KAOS ENTRY FEE & REGISTRATION REQUIREMENTS:
#1: Two (2) Gift Certs are to be sent to RSI [Note they are for Kaltos Kaos]
#2: Declare your team name and manager name for the Kaltos Kaos Kontest in DM 5
through one of these methods: a personal ad in DM 5, a personal message to
Hammer in Chatzy, via email to KaltosKaos@aol.com, a post in the Kaltos Kaos
Forum category, or an old fashioned Diplo note to Hammer in DM 5/ DM 8/ DM
45/ DM 47 or DM 83.
PRIZES:
Kaltos Iron Klad Awards: +1 bonus potion per team that is active for all 25 Turns and
has a minimum of 110 Fights of the scheduled 125 fights. Any team that fights all 125
fights will receive an Additional +1 bonus potion [for a total of 2]. May be added to
any active DM 5 warrior at the end of turn 950 [No out of bounds warriors].
The First Initiate Duelmaster: Rename the DM 5 arena for six months to be awarded to
the First Initiate Duelmaster. First Initiate Duelmaster contenders include every
warrior on a registered team that is ranked as an Initiate after the first round in
the DM 5 turn 926 newsletter. [This includes tourney experienced warriors & warriors
who have fought in DM 5 on previous turns].
The Top Ten Fighting Styles: Favorite Weapon Knowledge Reveal for the top ten fighting
styles to be applied to any active warrior of the top ten fighting styles team winners
on Turn 950. Qualifications: A top ten fighting style contender must declare his/her
name & fighting style in a personal ad the round/turn they enter DM 5. They must have
0 arena FE the turn that they enter! This includes tourney experienced warriors, but
after entering DM 5 with an 0-1 or 1-0 record after their first fight they must be
ranked as an Initiate! Challenger Initiate or higher ranking is a disqualification as
a contender in the Top Ten Fighting Styles (because not all registered managers have
tourney warriors on their teams!). On Turn 950 the highest ranked warrior of each of
the declared ten fighting styles wins [no matter their W/L record] determined by
either graduating on or before turn 950 or being ranked in the DM 5 newsletter with
the highest recognition points in the Turn 950 newsletter warrior recognition
rankings.
The Team with the Most 'This Week's Favorite Warrior' Listings: Change the name and
statements of a DM 5 Dark Arena monster of your choice [changing the name and
statements of the Arena Master is a NO NO] to be awarded to the team with the most
'This Week's Most Favorite Warrior' listed over the course of 25 turns in the DM 5
newsletter.
The Team with the Most 'This Week's Least Favorite Warrior' Listings: Change the name
and statements of a DM 5 NPC character of your choice to be awarded to the team with
the most 'This Week's Least Favorite Warrior' listed over the course of 25 turns in
the DM 5 newsletter.
The King or Kueen of the Kaltos Kaos: 6 months free play for the King or Kueen of the
Kaltos Kaos to be awarded to the team with the most points accrued through:
(1) 25 points for writing a 'Managerial Alias Origin Story' team spotlight for
Round 1/Turn 926 that includes your team name and your manager name. Your
'Managerial Alias Origin Story' spotlight length = a TOGS spotlight length
(1/2 column in the newsletter--that's 31 lines, each line 86 characters
across). [This is the ONLY team spotlight that is required for points during
the 25 rounds of the Kaltos Kaos contest.]
(2) 5 points for each win.
(3) 3 points for each kill.
(4) 2 points for one successful bloodfeud. [No additional points for 2+ successful
bloodfeuds.]
(5) 1 point on each turn for one personal ad written by your managerial alias
(total of 25 possible personal ad points).
The Turn 950 Duelmaster & Highest Ranked Active CC/C/CA/A/CI & I Warriors: +1 Skill
Potion [added to a warrior's base; no out of bounds warriors!] may be added to any
active DM 5 warrior at the end of turn 950: to be awarded to the Turn 950 Duelmaster,
highest ranked active Challenger Champion, highest ranked active Champion, highest
ranked active Challenger Adept, highest ranked active Adept, highest ranked active
Challenger Initiate and highest ranked active Initiate.
The Team with the Most Kills: 1 free Bloodgames roll up courtesy of the gang at RSI
for the 2022 Tempe Facer (Winter or Summer) is to be awarded to the team with the most
kills.
The Top Point Gainer Team: 1 limited immortality resurrection following a death in DM
5 may be applied to a single warrior who died during the Kaltos Kaos DM 5 Kontest [or
to a warrior on your DM 5 team that dies within 6 months of the Kontest] is to be
awarded to the top point gainer team [The Team with the most points accumulated from
the 'Teams On The Move' each turn].
The Round 25 Turn 950 Duelmaster: Move 1 warrior from another team [that you own] to
your DM 5 squad [warrior must be NATURAL & UNMODIFIED and alive, and there must be an
open spot on your team] to be awarded to the team with the round 25/turn 950
Duelmaster.
TIE-BREAKER RULES: (1) Least amount of Dark Arena deaths. (2) Most team kills. (3)
Highest ranked warrior according to the Turn 950 Recognition Rankings.
Special Note: The remaining Dark Arena monsters & NPC characters that were not chosen
by the two winners will be placed in a drawing pool [to change the name and
statements] from which the remaining Kaltos Kaos registered managers would be selected
from a random draw [as bonus prizes for merely being registered for the Kaltos Kaos!]
The first 20 managers to register for the Kaltos Kaos & the host & co-scorer are
guaranteed to automatically be entered in the random draw!
Also included are the following Gift Cert Awards:
First Place Most Points = 50% of Registration Gift Certs.
Second Place Most Points = 30% of Registration Gift Certs.
Third Place Most Points = 15% of Registration Gift Certs.
Least Amount of Wins [Among Most Fights] = 5% of Registration Gift Certs.
There will be more Gift Certs Awards announced prior to the launching of the Kaltos
Kaos!
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
-- Hammer the WordSmith & Host of the Kaltos Kaos
in Arena 5 from Turn 926 thru Turn 950
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PEARL HARBOR devastated BURPS FIRE HAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ZEPHYR viciously subdued UGARG SNOTSNIK in a 3 minute expert's Challenge Title battle.
EIGER THE HARDY outwaited MISS CONSTRUED in a 9 minute master's Challenge brawl.
ALBUS BONERATTLER defeated MAGNETIC WOMBAT in a 2 minute Challenge match.
NATRUZ MUDSLAG was bested by TROLL FIRE HAMMER in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
FAIRY FIRE HAMMER won victory over BEA ZERK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MOMMA CASKET bested DWARF FIRE HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
ZODIAC unbelievably bested ANGELA DEATH in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
ZONE won victory over SHAMWOW in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
NADS was unbelievably bested by CAMPTOWN RACES in a 14 minute Challenge fight.
GUIGRIM MORRUNT won victory over EMILY STRANGE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LISA YAKVIGOR was defeated by SNUGGIE in a 6 minute beginner's Challenge match.
RAL STORMBREAKER was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute veteran's match.
CHESHIRE MOON devastated MISS MATCHED in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
RADTEEF WAZGRIM viciously subdued RAPID FIRE HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
MISS PLACED was savagely slain by WEN in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
FLEX TAPE won victory over WANDAH SNOKRAG in a 2 minute novice's fray.
TICONDEROGA was devastated by SACRILICIOUS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PAX THE YUGE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 7 - 1 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 16 - 0 66 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 18 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 18 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 26 - 1 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 23 - 0 34 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 455 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK ZEPHYR 5824 19 11 0 127 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
LUNGING ATTACK PEARL HARBOR 5950 10 4 0 111 SMITHSONIAN (245)
TOTAL PARRY UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 31 12 0 105 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
AIMED BLOW BURPS FIRE HAMMER 4741 12 8 1 90 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
SLASHING ATTACK RAL STORMBREAKER 5786 23 18 0 89 THE CHOSEN (613)
BASHING ATTACK ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874 11 9 2 87 THE CHOSEN (613)
PARRY-LUNGE CHESHIRE MOON 5749 11 7 1 72 OTHERWOOD (642)
WALL OF STEEL MAGNETIC WOMBAT 5584 10 3 1 69 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RAL STORMBREAKER 5786. The most popular warrior
this turn was MISS CONSTRUED 4419. The ten other most popular fighters were RAL
STORMBREAKER 5786, ANGELA DEATH 4310, LISA YAKVIGOR 6010, ZEPHYR 5824, RADTEEF
WAZGRIM 5919, ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874, WANDAH SNOKRAG 6013, EIGER THE HARDY 5811,
FAIRY FIRE HAMMER 4743, and MOMMA CASKET 4311.
The least popular fighter this week was CAMPTOWN RACES 5999. The other ten least
popular fighters were NADS 5912, RAPID FIRE HAMMER 5053, MISS MATCHED 4709, SNUGGIE
5914, BURPS FIRE HAMMER 4741, PAX THE YUGE 6008, TICONDEROGA 6004, FLEX TAPE 5911,
MISS PLACED 4723, and SHAMWOW 5913.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ZEPHYR (8-5824) Z GLADIATORZ (519)
EIGER THE HARDY (8-5811) THE CHOSEN (613)