DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/29/2020 Duedate: 11/25/2020
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-457
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAGNETIC WOMBAT
UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
(8-5584) [12-3-2,138]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAGNETIC WOMBAT POSITION IS EMPTY
UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
(8-5584) [12-3-2,138]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RAL STORMBREAKER ANGELA DEATH
THE CHOSEN (613) TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
(8-5786) [24-19-0,92] (8-4310) [5-7-2,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 43
2. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 34 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
3. SMITHSONIAN (245) 20 Unchartered Team
4. OTHERWOOD (642) 8
5. UNLIKELY HEROES (635) 5 BBCT4 (371)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 UNLIKELY HEROES (635) 12 3 2 80.0 1/ 4 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 10 5 1
2- 2*INFOMERCIALS (659) 10 4 1 71.4 2/ 2 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 9 6 2
3- 3 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 396 208 10 65.6 3/ 5 SMITHSONIAN (245) 7 4 0
4/ 4 SMITHSONIAN (245) 911 541 21 62.7 4/ 7 THE CHOSEN (613) 6 9 1
5/ 5 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 206 166 14 55.4 5- 1 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 5 0 0
6/ 6 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 341 295 15 53.6 6/ 6 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545) 4 11 1
7/ 7 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545) 57 52 6 52.3 7- 3*INFOMERCIALS (659) 3 2 1
8/ 8 THE CHOSEN (613) 364 347 26 51.2 8/10 OTHERWOOD (642) 2 0 0
9/ 9 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 36 38 6 48.6 9/ 8 UNLIKELY HEROES (635) 2 1 1
10/10 OTHERWOOD (642) 38 50 2 43.2 10/ 9 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 2 8 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
-- Dirty Harry (1971)
Hammer assembled his Acid Fire Hammerz misfits stable to lay all his cards on the
table as it were.
His conversation was brief and to the point, meant only for the ears of this stable
that had thus far been a weary disappointment with their slowly deteriorating won/loss
record since their reactivation.
Even the allure of graduating Burps Fire Hammer was beginning to wear thin on the
Veteran Manager.
It had been many long years since Hammer had sent any of his Warriors to the Dark
Arena.
Looking each of his Acid Fire Hammerz straight in the eyes and calling them by name,
the Veteran Manager made it clear that they would have to prove themselves worthy
enough to remain as members on the roster of this current stable of misfits.
Rapid Fire Hammer, Dwarf Fire Hammer, Fairy Fire Hammer and Troll Fire Hammer were
each ordered to grab a torch and fight for their very lives this cycle!
Burps Fire Hammer could only watch silently with a look of despair in his own weary
eyes.
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
-- Hammer the WordSmith
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in ARKERS! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Like, Z GLADIATORZ had to be so
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BLOODY HAND CLAN! Way to go BLOODY
HAND CLAN! I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but Z GLADIATORZ
really goofed with their 0-0-0. The guys at BLOODY HAND CLAN like really pulled
together to get a 5-0-0 this turn, moving up by 3. Cut this out and put it in your
scrapbooks, SMITHSONIAN! 'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 3rd! Talk about yer
major upsets! RAL STORMBREAKER's match with PEARL HARBOR cost him a loss of 11
points! The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause it's Number One! MISS
CONSTRUED knows this. She was challenged by the Duelmaster. Don't you think the
Duelmaster is being unfair? I think MAGNETIC WOMBAT should let MISS CONSTRUED be
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said
ARKERS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. The warriors
of Z GLADIATORZ must be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you
guys know something that I don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are TRIAL BY COMBAT?
Z GLADIATORZ, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation! Can LADIES IN WAITING's MISS CONSTRUED be more popular than me? She was
challenged the most, but is that really the same? People were asking me did MOMMA
CASKET REALLY challenge BURPS FIRE HAMMER? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it
sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but BURPS FIRE HAMMER
wants me to write about it since she was killed by MOMMA CASKET. Satisfied?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All ARKERS ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. I hear ACID FIRE HAMMERZ sent TROLL FIRE HAMMER to the Dark
Arena. What, is that like not well-lit, or what? Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!
FAIRY FIRE HAMMER returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at hers ACID
FIRE HAMMERZ teammates... How cruel! ACID FIRE HAMMERZ heartlessly sent hers to
DWARF FIRE HAMMER certain fate in the Dark Arena. Is a 12-9-2 bad or something?
Hey! Quit laughing! Just because RAPID FIRE HAMMER had 7-8-0 was no reason for ACID
FIRE HAMMERZ to send him to the Dark Arena! Stop it! What a bummer! BURPS FIRE
HAMMER got wasted by MOMMA CASKET! But with a 12-10-1, I guess ACID FIRE HAMMERZ
aren't too bummed. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear
from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. ARKERS is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAGNETIC WOMBAT 5584 12 3 2 138 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEARL HARBOR 5950 11 5 0 117 SMITHSONIAN (245)
UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 33 12 0 116 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
MISS CONSTRUED 4419 12 21 0 95 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
RAL STORMBREAKER 5786 24 19 0 92 THE CHOSEN (613)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOMMA CASKET 4311 7 5 2 90 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
CHESHIRE MOON 5749 12 7 1 80 OTHERWOOD (642)
ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874 11 11 2 71 THE CHOSEN (613)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
APPALACIA 5959 10 2 0 66 SMITHSONIAN (245)
FAIRY FIRE HAMMER 4743 11 11 1 60 ACID FIRE HAMMERZ (545)
BEA ZERK 5267 7 2 0 57 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISS MATCHED 4709 10 10 0 56 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
ANGELA DEATH 4310 5 7 2 56 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 12 7 3 52 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-BUNKER HILL 5907 6 6 1 46 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-ZODIAC 5993 7 0 0 34 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAMPTOWN RACES 5999 8 0 0 33 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-WEN 5910 2 0 1 33 INFOMERCIALS (659)
-ZEKE 5994 3 0 0 27 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
GUIGRIM MORRUNT 6002 3 3 0 25 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
PAX THE YUGE 6008 3 2 0 25 THE CHOSEN (613)
-MISS BEA HAVED 5897 3 3 0 24 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
WANDAH SNOKRAG 6013 2 1 1 24 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-ZONE 5992 2 0 0 24 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THISTLE MAN 5862 4 2 0 21 OTHERWOOD (642)
-FLEX TAPE 5911 3 0 0 20 INFOMERCIALS (659)
-SHAMWOW 5913 2 1 0 19 INFOMERCIALS (659)
EMILY STRANGE 5701 1 4 0 19 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-TREE ANEMONE 5863 4 2 0 17 OTHERWOOD (642)
-ZORRO 5930 3 1 0 16 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-NADS 5912 1 2 0 15 INFOMERCIALS (659)
HECASCA THE PURE 6022 1 0 1 14 THE CHOSEN (613)
MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023 1 0 0 13 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
SACRILICIOUS 6011 2 1 0 12 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
LISA YAKVIGOR 6010 1 3 0 12 THE CHOSEN (613)
-WILLA THE MIST 5861 2 4 0 10 OTHERWOOD (642)
-SNUGGIE 5914 2 1 0 10 INFOMERCIALS (659)
-IRONBARK 5882 1 2 0 5 OTHERWOOD (642)
MISS APPROPRIATE 6012 0 2 0 2 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
MISS DIRECTION 6019 0 1 0 1 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
STRAY CATMAN 0 0 0 HECASCA THE PURE 6022 457 NONE
BURPS FIRE HAMME 4741 12 10 1 ACID FIRE HAMMER 545 MOMMA CASKET 4311 457
DWARF FIRE HAMME 4744 12 10 2 ACID FIRE HAMMER 545 STONE GOLEM 457 NONE
RAPID FIRE HAMME 5053 7 9 0 ACID FIRE HAMMER 545 DARK CHAMPION 457 NONE
TROLL FIRE HAMME 4742 12 10 2 ACID FIRE HAMMER 545 ARENAMASTER SHER 457 NONE
NATRUZ MUDSLAG 5949 8 8 2 BLOODY HAND CLAN 626 ANGELA DEATH 4310 456
MOUNTAIN TROLL 0 0 0 DARK ARENA FAIRY FIRE HAMME 4743 457 NONE
MISS PLACED 4723 6 9 2 LADIES IN WAITIN 115 WEN 5910 455
CONTINENTAL DIVI 6020 0 1 0 SMITHSONIAN 245 MOUNTAIN TROLL 457 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Wow! Magnetic Wombat sneaks into the arena to fight Eiger The Hardy for the Title and
kills the Eiger?! Whoa. We are saddened by the death of Eiger The Hardy, but salute
the Wombat on his prowess and Title. -- Curator of Smithsonians
Ugarg, dangit! You snotted on me! -- Pearl Harbor
Fairy Fire Hammer, I guess that really, really proves I am better, eh? -- Appalacia
Ardiventi Noble, thanks for the warm ip. -- Camptown Races
Health. Humility. Honor. Good luck to all Arkerians in the upcoming Mailer. -- Curator
Har de har! 2-0! The best manager in the game strikes again! -- Purple People Eater,
Proud Colorific Manager
Hey, PPE! We are the ones who won! Not you. -- Zodiac and Zorro
Arkers Antagonists -- The Curtain of Death and Deactivation May Be Falling On My
Stable! Sooner Rather Than Later! -- Hammer
Pearl Harbor -- [Burp!] Keeping the [Burp!] Faith [Burp!] Always! [Burp!] Salute! --
Burps Fire Hammer
Momma Casket -- My Challenge! My Loss! Your Victory! My Failure Earned Me the Dark
Arena! Salute! -- Rapid Fire Hammer
Appalacia -- Your Challenge! My Loss! Your Victory! I Survived the Infirmary! Now I
Face the Dark Arena! Salute! -- Fairy Fire Hammer
Radteef Wazgrim -- My Challenge! Your Loss! My Victory! Now I Face the Dark Arena!
Salute! -- Troll Fire Hammer
Miss Matched -- My Challenge! My Loss! Your Victory! My Failure Also Earned Me the
Dark Arena! Salute! -- Dwarf Fire Hammer
Ral Stormbreaker -- [Burp!] Your [Burp!] Challenge! My [Burp!] Loss! Your [Burp!]
Victory! My [Burp!] Style [Burp!] Spared Me the [Burp!] Dark Arena! [Burp!] Salute! --
Burps Fire Hammer
Arkers Antagonists -- Until We Meet Again! Depends On Dark Arena Results! -- Hammer
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TROLL FIRE HAMMER was butchered by ARENAMASTER SHEROVAN in a 1 minute fight.
FAIRY FIRE HAMMER viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DWARF FIRE HAMMER was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
RAPID FIRE HAMMER was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CONTINENTAL DIVIDE was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAGNETIC WOMBAT savagely defeated MISS CONSTRUED in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
MOMMA CASKET assassinated BURPS FIRE HAMMER in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
ANGELA DEATH was bested by APPALACIA in a popular 3 minute Challenge competition.
MISS APPROPRIATE was handily defeated by LISA YAKVIGOR in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
PEARL HARBOR vanquished RAL STORMBREAKER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
UGARG SNOTSNIK won victory over KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute veteran's fight.
ALBUS BONERATTLER was beaten by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's melee.
CHESHIRE MOON demolished MISS MATCHED in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RADTEEF WAZGRIM viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute contest.
BEA ZERK handily defeated PAX THE YUGE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CAMPTOWN RACES unbelievably bested EMILY STRANGE in a 3 minute bout.
GUIGRIM MORRUNT devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SACRILICIOUS beat MISS DIRECTION in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.
WANDAH SNOKRAG devastated STRAY CATMAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HECASCA THE PURE murdered STRAY CATMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAHTHA RIBKRAKA overpowered STRAY CATMAN in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 7 - 2 74 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 19 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 27 - 4 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 20 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 26 - 2 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 23 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
Turn 457 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL MAGNETIC WOMBAT 5584 12 3 2 138 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
LUNGING ATTACK PEARL HARBOR 5950 11 5 0 117 SMITHSONIAN (245)
TOTAL PARRY UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 33 12 0 116 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
SLASHING ATTACK RAL STORMBREAKER 5786 24 19 0 92 THE CHOSEN (613)
PARRY-LUNGE CHESHIRE MOON 5749 12 7 1 80 OTHERWOOD (642)
STRIKING ATTACK BEA ZERK 5267 7 2 0 57 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
BASHING ATTACK RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 12 7 3 52 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RAL STORMBREAKER 5786. The most popular warrior
this turn was ANGELA DEATH 4310. The ten other most popular fighters were DWARF FIRE
HAMMER 4744, RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919, FAIRY FIRE HAMMER 4743, MISS CONSTRUED 4419, EMILY
STRANGE 5701, SACRILICIOUS 6011, MAGNETIC WOMBAT 5584, PEARL HARBOR 5950, BEA ZERK
5267, and MOMMA CASKET 4311.
The least popular fighter this week was MISS DIRECTION 6019. The other ten least
popular fighters were PAX THE YUGE 6008, MISS MATCHED 4709, UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815, RAL
STORMBREAKER 5786, BURPS FIRE HAMMER 4741, HECASCA THE PURE 6022, CAMPTOWN RACES
5999, ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874, MISS APPROPRIATE 6012, and CONTINENTAL DIVIDE 6020.