DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/18/2021 Duedate: 04/14/2021
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-462
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
APPALACIA
SMITHSONIAN (245)
(8-5959) [15-2-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UGARG SNOTSNIK POSITION IS EMPTY
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
(8-5815) [36-12-0,130]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
TEXAS RED TEXAS RED
THE OUTLAWS 2 (631) THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
(8-5504) [11-8-2,95] (8-5504) [11-8-2,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SMITHSONIAN (245)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SMITHSONIAN (245) 38
2. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 29 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
3. THE CHOSEN (613) 24 Unchartered Team
4. Z GLADIATORZ (519) 19
5. UNLIKELY HEROES (635) 5 SPEKTRALSTEINENE (222)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 UNLIKELY HEROES (635) 15 5 2 75.0 1/ 1 SMITHSONIAN (245) 10 1 2
2- 2*WARRIOR POETS (578) 17 7 3 70.8 2/ 2 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 6 3 0
3/ 0 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 398 212 10 65.2 3/ 5 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 5 5 0
4/ 3 SMITHSONIAN (245) 926 543 23 63.0 4/ 3 BROKEN SPIRITS (632) 5 6 1
5/ 4 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 217 174 14 55.5 5/ 4 THE CHOSEN (613) 4 5 0
6/ 5 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 350 304 15 53.5 6/ 9 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631) 3 6 0
7/ 6 THE CHOSEN (613) 374 356 27 51.2 7/ 8 UNLIKELY HEROES (635) 2 1 0
8/ 7 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631) 47 47 6 50.0 8/ 0 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 2 1 0
9/ 9 BROKEN SPIRITS (632) 81 115 5 41.3 9- 7*WARRIOR POETS (578) 2 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Appalachia? "A term for areas in the Appalachian Mountains of the eastern US that
exhibit long-term poverty and distinctive folkways." Poverty? Who says poverty? I am
rich! I am Duelmaster. And I advise y'all to leave it like that and avoid me. You will
be glad you did.
Texas Red tried. Texas Red fought well. Texas Red lost. Perhaps one could say
Texas Red is impoverished? I don't think so.
Stay cool.
-- Appalachia, DMI
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ARKERS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. THE OUTLAWS 2 turned their 2-2-0 turn
into a 6th place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get
put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see RADTEEF WAZGRIM win
a fight and gain 22 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, WANDAH SNOKRAG beat MISS APPROPRIATE
and MISS APPROPRIATE lost 20 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is
the spice of life, ARKERS may be getting bland, as APPALACIA stays top dog in the
city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to
know what's new, don't you, ARKERS?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. ARKERS,
I am losing what little hope I had in you. BLOODY HAND CLAN the most avoided team?
What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was THE OUTLAWS 2. Ha ha ha ha!
MAGNETIC WOMBAT was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the
DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. And we have GUIGRIM MORRUNT in a challenge, going
down 10 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought GUIGRIM MORRUNT showed great
skill and promise when he was overcame by MODEL T. All right, so I slept through it!
Big deal!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. SMITHSONIAN has cause to pause today, as
BUNKER HILL was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of
moods, I'll wager. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate
catches up with you sooner that later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
APPALACIA 5959 15 2 0 122 SMITHSONIAN (245)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 36 12 0 130 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
MAGNETIC WOMBAT 5584 15 5 2 107 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)
MISS CONSTRUED 4419 14 24 0 107 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
MALLAFAX 5508 10 15 0 99 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
CURLY BILL 5501 10 9 1 96 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
TEXAS RED 5504 11 8 2 95 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 14 9 3 80 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
MISS MATCHED 4709 13 12 0 80 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874 14 12 3 69 THE CHOSEN (613)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BUNKER HILL 5907 8 6 2 65 SMITHSONIAN (245)
EGRIM 5510 11 17 1 58 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAX THE YUGE 6008 5 4 0 54 THE CHOSEN (613)
MODEL T 6024 4 0 0 52 SMITHSONIAN (245)
NIOBE 5818 4 4 0 42 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DIOCLETIAN 4990 3 2 0 42 WARRIOR POETS (578)
GUIGRIM MORRUNT 6002 5 5 0 41 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-ZODIAC 5993 7 0 0 34 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WANDAH SNOKRAG 6013 4 3 1 33 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
CAMPTOWN RACES 5999 10 2 0 32 SMITHSONIAN (245)
-MENCIUS 4986 4 1 0 32 WARRIOR POETS (578)
-SIMON BOLIVAR 4989 4 1 0 32 WARRIOR POETS (578)
ZONE 5992 3 1 0 30 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
ARKANSAS DAVE 5832 3 1 0 27 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-ZEKE 5994 3 0 0 27 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
DOC SCURLOK 5816 3 4 1 25 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-MISS BEA HAVED 5897 3 3 0 24 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MARTIN LUTHER 4987 4 1 2 19 WARRIOR POETS (578)
MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023 3 2 0 19 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
TAZRAK 6035 1 1 1 19 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-MISS DIRECTION 6019 1 3 0 17 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
ZERO 6021 1 1 0 17 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
LISA YAKVIGOR 6010 3 5 0 14 THE CHOSEN (613)
MISS APPROPRIATE 6012 3 4 0 13 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
HECASCA THE PURE 6022 2 3 1 10 THE CHOSEN (613)
PENTIRN 6041 0 1 0 1 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DARK CHAMPION 0 0 0 DARK ARENA BUNKER HILL 5907 462 NONE
ZORRO 5930 3 3 0 Z GLADIATORZ 519 SPYMASTER 462 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Hey! Congrats to our own Appalacia, the newest Duelmaster of Arkers. -- Curator,
Smithsonian
Texas Red, that was a fine battle, worthy of a title fight. I was the luckier. Salute.
-- Appalacia
Niobe, well fought. I am not much of a mudder, am I? -- Camptown Races
Martin Luther, maybe you should have stuck to Catholicism? -- Model T (vroom, vroom)
Shewish Giant, gotcha! --Pearl Harbor
All, good bye. -- Pearl Harbor
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BUNKER HILL butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ZORRO was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CURLY BILL was overcome by MAGNETIC WOMBAT in a 2 minute Challenge match.
TEXAS RED was defeated by MISS CONSTRUED in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge duel.
EGRIM was overpowered by MISS MATCHED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GUIGRIM MORRUNT was bested by MODEL T in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
TAZRAK lost to CAMPTOWN RACES in a 3 minute amateur vs. veteran Challenge fight.
APPALACIA overcame MALLAFAX in a 3 minute expert's Title fight.
UGARG SNOTSNIK vanquished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a crowd boring 9 minute gory uneven duel.
ALBUS BONERATTLER vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NIOBE was defeated by PAX THE YUGE in a action packed 1 minute match.
RADTEEF WAZGRIM overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MISS APPROPRIATE was demolished by WANDAH SNOKRAG in a 1 minute competition.
MAHTHA RIBKRAKA was subdued by ZONE in a 2 minute match.
ZERO bested LISA YAKVIGOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
DOC SCURLOK overcame HECASCA THE PURE in a 1 minute fight.
ARKANSAS DAVE vanquished PENTIRN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 27 - 12 - 0 69 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 15 - 2 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 19 - 1 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 29 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 31 - 6 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
Turn 462 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 4 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL APPALACIA 5959 15 2 0 122 SMITHSONIAN (245)
TOTAL PARRY UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 36 12 0 130 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
LUNGING ATTACK TEXAS RED 5504 11 8 2 95 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
BASHING ATTACK RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 14 9 3 80 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
STRIKING ATTACK MODEL T 6024 4 0 0 52 SMITHSONIAN (245)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is TEXAS RED 5504. The most popular warrior this turn
was TEXAS RED 5504. The ten other most popular fighters were MISS CONSTRUED 4419,
TAZRAK 6035, MALLAFAX 5508, CURLY BILL 5501, MODEL T 6024, APPALACIA 5959, PAX THE
YUGE 6008, RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919, WANDAH SNOKRAG 6013, and ARKANSAS DAVE 5832.
The least popular fighter this week was UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815. The other ten least
popular fighters were PENTIRN 6041, MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023, EGRIM 5510, ZORRO 5930,
HECASCA THE PURE 6022, MISS APPROPRIATE 6012, NIOBE 5818, ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874,
CAMPTOWN RACES 5999, and GUIGRIM MORRUNT 6002.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MAGNETIC WOMBAT (8-5584) UNLIKELY HEROES (635)