DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/15/2021    Duedate: 05/12/2021

ARKERS ARENA

DM-8    TURN-463

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

APPALACIA
SMITHSONIAN (245)
(8-5959) [16-2-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UGARG SNOTSNIK                 POSITION IS EMPTY
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)         
(8-5815) [37-12-0,140]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TEXAS RED                      APPALACIA
THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)            SMITHSONIAN (245)
(8-5504) [11-9-2,79]           (8-5959) [16-2-0,130]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SMITHSONIAN (245)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. UNLIKELY HEROES (635)       40
2. SMITHSONIAN (245)           29      SMITHSONIAN (245)
3. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)      28      Unchartered Team
4. THE CHOSEN (613)            24
5. BROKEN SPIRITS (632)        16      VAMPYRES (257)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*WARRIOR POETS (578)       17   7  3 70.8   1/ 1 SMITHSONIAN (245)        10  2 2
 2- 3 Z GLADIATORZ (519)       398 212 10 65.2   2/ 4 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)      7  8 2
 3/ 4 SMITHSONIAN (245)        929 544 23 63.1   3/ 2 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)    6  4 0
 4/ 1 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)     15  10  2 60.0   4/ 5 THE CHOSEN (613)          5  3 2
 5/ 5 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)   220 176 14 55.6   5/ 6 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)       5  8 0
 6/ 6 LADIES IN WAITING (115)  351 306 15 53.4   6/ 3 LADIES IN WAITING (115)   4  5 0
 7/ 7 THE CHOSEN (613)         377 357 29 51.4   7- 8 Z GLADIATORZ (519)        2  1 0
 8/ 8 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)       49  49  6 50.0   8- 9*WARRIOR POETS (578)       2  2 0
 9/ 9 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)      84 117  6 41.8   9/ 7 UNLIKELY HEROES (635)     2  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     This time it was Mallafax. He should have won. He didn't. I guess he just wasn't 
ready when we were matched up. I was. I like his style. I like mine better.
     So here I remain. Duelmaster. A mountainess nightmare. You'd best avoid. I don't 
like challenges.

                                             -- Appalacia DMII

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in ARKERS a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  The THE CHOSEN guild has had a 
3-1-2 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind 
of thing can lead.  And let's see, RADTEEF WAZGRIM fought TEXAS RED and gained 20 
points and contributed to BLOODY HAND CLAN's 3-2-0.  TEXAS RED has lost to RADTEEF 
WAZGRIM, falling 16 points, while helping make THE OUTLAWS 2 a 2-2-0 turn.  MISS 
CONSTRUED challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone 
SMITHSONIAN's warrior.  Defending hers title for another turn, APPALACIA kept LADIES 
IN WAITING's warrior, MISS CONSTRUED, from claiming the throne.  By the way, was that 
our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Dripping Blade?  
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  BROKEN SPIRITS has cause to stand tall, as 
they were ARKERS' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And guess who avoided BROKEN SPIRITS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was 
SMITHSONIAN.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was LADIES IN 
WAITING's warrior MISS CONSTRUED.  More fighters challenged her than challenged the 
Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  BROKEN SPIRITS has lost EGRIM to the arena in the sky, but they don't seem 
to be worried.  What do you expect from 11-18-1?  We'd like to remind certain teams 
not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered 
rude.   
     I like this place, ARKERS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in ARKERS and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APPALACIA 5959               16   2  0   130       SMITHSONIAN (245)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815          37  12  0   140       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 MALLAFAX 5508                11  15  0   103       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919         15   9  3   100       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 MISS CONSTRUED 4419          14  25  0   100       LADIES IN WAITING (115)
 MISS MATCHED 4709            14  12  0    97       LADIES IN WAITING (115)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CURLY BILL 5501              10  10  1    84       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 TEXAS RED 5504               11   9  2    79       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
 BUNKER HILL 5907              9   6  2    79       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874       14  13  3    67       THE CHOSEN (613)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAX THE YUGE 6008             6   4  1    66       THE CHOSEN (613)
 MODEL T 6024                  5   0  0    58       SMITHSONIAN (245)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIOBE 5818                    5   4  0    52       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 ARKANSAS DAVE 5832            4   1  0    42       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-DIOCLETIAN 4990               3   2  0    42       WARRIOR POETS (578)
-ZODIAC 5993                   7   0  0    34       Z GLADIATORZ (519)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAMPTOWN RACES 5999          10   3  0    33       SMITHSONIAN (245)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOC SCURLOK 5816              4   4  1    32       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-MENCIUS 4986                  4   1  0    32       WARRIOR POETS (578)
-SIMON BOLIVAR 4989            4   1  0    32       WARRIOR POETS (578)
 GUIGRIM MORRUNT 6002          5   6  0    31       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023          4   2  0    31       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-ZONE 5992                     3   1  0    30       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 WANDAH SNOKRAG 6013           4   4  1    29       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-ZEKE 5994                     3   0  0    27       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 TAZRAK 6035                   2   1  2    26       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-MISS BEA HAVED 5897           3   3  0    24       LADIES IN WAITING (115)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HECASCA THE PURE 6022         3   3  2    21       THE CHOSEN (613)
-MARTIN LUTHER 4987            4   1  2    19       WARRIOR POETS (578)
 LISA YAKVIGOR 6010            4   5  0    17       THE CHOSEN (613)
-MISS DIRECTION 6019           1   3  0    17       LADIES IN WAITING (115)
-ZERO 6021                     1   1  0    17       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 MISS APPROPRIATE 6012         3   5  0    14       LADIES IN WAITING (115)
 PENTIRN 6041                  0   2  0     2       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR           0  0 0                      HECASCA THE PURE 6022 463  NONE
STRAY CATMAN            0  0 0                      TAZRAK 6035           463  NONE
EGRIM 5510             11 18 1 BROKEN SPIRITS 632   PAX THE YUGE 6008     463   
DOCTOR DRUNK 5585       0  1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 635  SPYMASTER             463  NONE
SAINT POODLE 5582       0  1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 635  ARENAMASTER SHER      463  NONE
SNEEZERIX 5581          0  1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 635  ARENAMASTER SHER      463  NONE
VOMITBEAM 5583          0  1 0 UNLIKELY HEROES 635  HIGH ELF              463  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, now. All us Smithsonians send our congratulations to the repeat duelmaster, our 
own Appalacia. -- Curator

Mallafax, what a fine fight. Salute. -- Appalacia

I BEAT (and killed) the Dark Champion? Perhaps I am better than was thought? -- Bunker 
Hill

All, yes, it is true. The Smithsonians have a new recruit -- Cotton Gin. Perhaps we 
shall just hold his introduction until after the Mailer. yes, I think so. -- Curator

Tazrak, sing this song ... doo dah, doo dah! -- Camptown Races (perhaps being a little 
brash about his victory.)

Guigram Morrunt, thank you for the challenge. I like those easy wins. -- Model-T (just 
chugging along ...)

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator

For the Cincy FtF, Mannequin/Crip are organizing a visit to the Great American Ball 
Park on the Friday night (16 Jul, 7:10 start time) to watch the Reds/Brewers game.  If 
interested, please contact Crip through gwerner - @ - twcny dot rr dot com.  Because 
of Covid, tickets are being sold in specific pods, so if 8 people want to go, we may 
have to sit in two different groups.  Please respond by 1 May if interested so we can 
pre-purchase the tickets. -- Crip & Mannequin

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VOMITBEAM was butchered by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DOCTOR DRUNK was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
SNEEZERIX was assassinated by ARENAMASTER SHEROVAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SAINT POODLE was butchered by ARENAMASTER SHEROVAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MISS CONSTRUED was savagely defeated by APPALACIA in a 4 minute Challenge Title match.
MISS MATCHED defeated CURLY BILL in a exciting 3 minute Challenge struggle.
MISS APPROPRIATE was devastated by DOC SCURLOK in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
UGARG SNOTSNIK viciously subdued MAGNETIC WOMBAT in a 7 minute expert's melee.
TEXAS RED was overpowered by RADTEEF WAZGRIM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MALLAFAX overpowered ALBUS BONERATTLER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
BUNKER HILL luckily beat VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute brutal fight.
EGRIM was murdered by PAX THE YUGE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MODEL T devastated WANDAH SNOKRAG in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GUIGRIM MORRUNT was devastated by NIOBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ARKANSAS DAVE viciously subdued CAMPTOWN RACES in a 3 minute fight.
MAHTHA RIBKRAKA handily defeated VIRTUOUS SCRIBE in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
HECASCA THE PURE butchered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LISA YAKVIGOR beat PENTIRN in a exciting 1 minute match.
TAZRAK executed STRAY CATMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         TOTAL PARRY       23 -   9 -  0      72  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     30 -  17 -  2      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  17 -  2      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW         9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  29 -  7      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  30 -  3      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |

Turn 463 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      3 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    APPALACIA 5959             16   2  0  130 SMITHSONIAN (245)
TOTAL PARRY      UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815        37  12  0  140 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
BASHING ATTACK   RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919       15   9  3  100 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
LUNGING ATTACK   MISS MATCHED 4709          14  12  0   97 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
STRIKING ATTACK  MODEL T 6024                5   0  0   58 SMITHSONIAN (245)
AIMED BLOW       NIOBE 5818                  5   4  0   52 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TEXAS RED 5504.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was APPALACIA 5959.  The ten other most popular fighters were MISS MATCHED 4709, 
ARKANSAS DAVE 5832, MISS CONSTRUED 4419, MALLAFAX 5508, BUNKER HILL 5907, MAHTHA 
RIBKRAKA 6023, LISA YAKVIGOR 6010, DOC SCURLOK 5816, UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815, and MODEL T 
6024.

The least popular fighter this week was CAMPTOWN RACES 5999.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GUIGRIM MORRUNT 6002, WANDAH SNOKRAG 6013, EGRIM 5510, TEXAS 
RED 5504, SAINT POODLE 5582, SNEEZERIX 5581, DOCTOR DRUNK 5585, VOMITBEAM 5583, 
TAZRAK 6035, and PENTIRN 6041.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MISS CONSTRUED (8-4419) LADIES IN WAITING (115)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MAGNETIC WOMBAT (8-5584) UNLIKELY HEROES (635)

          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CINCINNATI!

                              (well actually, Kentucky)

We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Cincinnati, Ohio, July 16-18, 2021.  It 
will be held at the Embassy Suites Cincinnati Rivercenter on the banks of the Ohio 
River (actually in Covington, Kentucky (866-344-7548).  Room rates are $139.00 per 
night for kings, $179 for doubles, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary 
manager's reception, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness 
center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--the code is "RS1" (note that's RS 
one not RSI).  

        The official block cutoff is mid June so make your reservations ASAP!
             The hotel reservation site is:  http://tinyurl.com/RSIFTF65 

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

The tournament info sheet and minioverviews will be out in June.  We are very looking 
forward to seeing you all and hope that you can make it!

P.S.  The dates are set for the next winter FTF:  January 14-16, 2022, in Tempe.