DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/13/2021 Duedate: 06/09/2021
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-464
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
APPALACIA
SMITHSONIAN (245)
(8-5959) [17-2-0,139]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UGARG SNOTSNIK POSITION IS EMPTY
BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
(8-5815) [38-12-0,142]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ANGELA DEATH ARKANSAS DAVE
TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
(8-4310) [7-8-2,77] (8-5832) [4-2-0,38]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SMITHSONIAN (245)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SMITHSONIAN (245) 35
2. Z GLADIATORZ (519) 25 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
3. THE OUTLAWS 2 (631) 22 Unchartered Team
4. TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 15
5. LADIES IN WAITING (115) 13 VAMPYRES (257)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 401 212 10 65.4 1/ 1 SMITHSONIAN (245) 10 1 2
2/ 3 SMITHSONIAN (245) 932 544 24 63.1 2/ 3 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 9 6 0
3- 4 UNLIKELY HEROES (635) 15 10 2 60.0 3/ 6 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 6 4 1
4/ 5 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 223 178 14 55.6 4/ 4 THE CHOSEN (613) 6 7 2
5/ 6 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 354 307 16 53.6 5/ 5 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631) 6 7 0
6/ 7 THE CHOSEN (613) 378 361 29 51.2 6/ 7 Z GLADIATORZ (519) 5 1 0
7/ 8 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631) 51 52 6 49.5 7/ 2 BROKEN SPIRITS (632) 5 10 1
8/ 0 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 43 45 6 48.9 8/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (411) 3 2 0
9/ 0 BOOK OF THOMAS (411) 135 181 9 42.7 9/ 0 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 2 2 0
10/ 9 BROKEN SPIRITS (632) 86 120 6 41.7 10- 9 UNLIKELY HEROES (635) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Yep. Here I am again as your Duelmaster. 3 Times! That's big for us redneck
mountaineer types. You betcha. So, this time it was a challenge from Crip's Ladies In
Waiting Miss Construed, a formidable warrior and a tough style for this country boy.
She tried hard, but, perhaps, I was just a little luckier. A really good fight for the
top. A salute to Miss Construed.
Things have worked out well for me, so far. I am entered in the Spring Mailer,
only one short of a maxed champion. After my 6-3 in Adepts, I hope to do well, and
come back to Arkers alive, to finish out graduation. Can I?
Good luck to all Arkerians in the Mailer. May you bring home some trophies to
make us all proud.
-- Appalacia, DMIII
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ARKERS. Uncool, BROKEN SPIRITS. I mean
2-3-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training
practice! LADIES IN WAITING like really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 6th. Way
to go! MVP award for ABILENE ANNIE? THE OUTLAWS 2's proud of her after beating
POLITE BEGGAR and getting 16 points. Talk about yer big time losers! PAX THE YUGE
got smashed by MODEL T, and lost 12 points! Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the
most popular gal in all ARKERS. She got the most challenges. (But what about
proposals?) Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think APPALACIA should
let BEA ZERK be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was the
wiseguy that said ARKERS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade?
Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? BROKEN SPIRITS was ARKERS' most
avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are THE
OUTLAWS 2? BROKEN SPIRITS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to
accept an invitation! For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out TEXAS RED
challenged MISS MATCHED. After all, haven't THE OUTLAWS 2 and LADIES IN WAITING had
a long standing duel in ARKERS? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but MISS
MATCHED wants me to write about it since she subdued TEXAS RED. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Like, who is this gal??? MISS CONSTRUED
gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles SHEWISH GIANT, and returns to tell of it!!! I
bet LADIES IN WAITING manager is surprised! Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
APPALACIA 5959 17 2 0 139 SMITHSONIAN (245)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 38 12 0 142 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 16 9 3 102 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
BEA ZERK 5267 9 3 0 100 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
MISS MATCHED 4709 15 12 0 99 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
CURLY BILL 5501 11 10 1 98 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MALLAFAX 5508 11 16 0 90 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-MOMMA CASKET 4311 7 7 2 84 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
TEXAS RED 5504 11 10 2 80 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-BUNKER HILL 5907 9 6 2 79 SMITHSONIAN (245)
ANGELA DEATH 4310 7 8 2 77 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MODEL T 6024 6 0 0 73 SMITHSONIAN (245)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LICKETY-SPLIT 5909 6 0 0 61 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874 14 14 3 59 THE CHOSEN (613)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAX THE YUGE 6008 6 5 1 54 THE CHOSEN (613)
NIOBE 5818 6 4 0 54 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
ZODIAC 5993 8 0 0 45 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023 5 2 0 39 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
ARKANSAS DAVE 5832 4 2 0 38 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
ZONE 5992 4 1 0 37 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CAMPTOWN RACES 5999 10 3 0 33 SMITHSONIAN (245)
TAZRAK 6035 3 1 2 33 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
LISA YAKVIGOR 6010 5 5 0 32 THE CHOSEN (613)
WANDAH SNOKRAG 6013 4 5 1 31 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
GUIGRIM MORRUNT 6002 5 7 0 29 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
DOC SCURLOK 5816 4 5 1 27 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
SACRILICIOUS 6011 4 2 0 27 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-ZEKE 5994 3 0 0 27 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
MISS DIRECTION 6019 2 3 0 25 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
OTHELLO 6000 2 0 0 25 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-MISS BEA HAVED 5897 3 3 0 24 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
ZERO 6021 2 1 0 24 Z GLADIATORZ (519)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RUSH 5996 2 0 0 21 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
ABILENE ANNIE 6038 1 0 0 16 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
HECASCA THE PURE 6022 3 4 2 15 THE CHOSEN (613)
MISS APPROPRIATE 6012 3 6 0 15 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
ALPHA 5936 1 3 0 14 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
COTTON GIN 6037 1 0 1 11 SMITHSONIAN (245)
SLASHA FIERCE 6034 1 1 0 6 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
CLOUD CHASER 5991 0 2 0 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
DECHALA 6043 0 1 0 1 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EGRIM 5510 11 18 1 BROKEN SPIRITS 632 PAX THE YUGE 6008 463
PENTIRN 6041 0 3 0 BROKEN SPIRITS 632 ARENAMASTER SHER 464 NONE
EZAF THE PENITEN 6040 0 1 0 THE CHOSEN 613 COTTON GIN 6037 464
PERSONAL ADS
Aha! Our own Smithsonian has done it again. Duelmaster! We salute Appalacia, and wish
her well in The Mailer. -- curator
Wanda Snokrag, I had a fun time cruisin' around with you. Winning makes me happy. --
Model T
Arkansas Dave, ouch! You showed me who is boss outlaw. Uncle! -- Camptown Races
(feeling rather doo-dahed)
Miss Construed, it was only appropriate that two gals battled it out for the top.
Perhaps I was the luckier. Kudos, though, on your prowess. -- Appalacia
Virginal Concubine, uh, well, I liked what I saw, and I sure did enjoy the finish. --
Bunker hill
Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator, Smithsonian
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MISS CONSTRUED viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PENTIRN was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER SHEROVAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TEXAS RED was overcome by MISS MATCHED in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
MODEL T devastated PAX THE YUGE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
ZODIAC defeated ARKANSAS DAVE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge match.
ZONE bested DOC SCURLOK in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
MISS DIRECTION narrowly defeated HECASCA THE PURE in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
MISS APPROPRIATE was overpowered by TAZRAK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
APPALACIA defeated BEA ZERK in a 2 minute Title melee.
MALLAFAX lost to CURLY BILL in a action packed 2 minute expert's duel.
UGARG SNOTSNIK luckily beat VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a popular 4 minute expert's duel.
RADTEEF WAZGRIM savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute match.
ALBUS BONERATTLER was overpowered by ANGELA DEATH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NIOBE bested WANDAH SNOKRAG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
LICKETY-SPLIT demolished GUIGRIM MORRUNT in a 1 minute gory mismatched match.
ALPHA was handily defeated by LISA YAKVIGOR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MAHTHA RIBKRAKA won victory over SACRILICIOUS in a 2 minute bout.
OTHELLO bested VIRTUOUS SCRIBE in a 1 minute duel.
RUSH handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ZERO devastated CLOUD CHASER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SLASHA FIERCE beat DECHALA in a 1 minute novice's match.
ABILENE ANNIE overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided match.
EZAF THE PENITENT was easily killed by COTTON GIN in a 1 minute competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 WALL OF STEEL 32 - 18 - 2 64 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 17 - 2 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 28 - 7 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 29 - 3 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 13 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 464 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL APPALACIA 5959 17 2 0 139 SMITHSONIAN (245)
TOTAL PARRY UGARG SNOTSNIK 5815 38 12 0 142 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919 16 9 3 102 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
STRIKING ATTACK BEA ZERK 5267 9 3 0 100 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
LUNGING ATTACK MISS MATCHED 4709 15 12 0 99 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
AIMED BLOW NIOBE 5818 6 4 0 54 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ANGELA DEATH 4310. The most popular warrior this
turn was ARKANSAS DAVE 5832. The ten other most popular fighters were MALLAFAX 5508,
ZONE 5992, RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919, SACRILICIOUS 6011, HECASCA THE PURE 6022, BEA ZERK
5267, CURLY BILL 5501, MISS MATCHED 4709, MISS DIRECTION 6019, and NIOBE 5818.
The least popular fighter this week was EZAF THE PENITENT 6040. The other ten least
popular fighters were CLOUD CHASER 5991, GUIGRIM MORRUNT 6002, ALBUS BONERATTLER
5874, MISS APPROPRIATE 6012, PAX THE YUGE 6008, PENTIRN 6041, COTTON GIN 6037,
DECHALA 6043, ALPHA 5936, and WANDAH SNOKRAG 6013.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
APPALACIA (8-5959) SMITHSONIAN (245)
UGARG SNOTSNIK (8-5815) BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MISS CONSTRUED (8-4419) LADIES IN WAITING (115)
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.