DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/28/2021    Duedate: 11/24/2021

ARKERS ARENA

DM-8    TURN-470

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MALLAFAX
BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
(8-5508) [16-16-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MALLAFAX                       POSITION IS EMPTY
BROKEN SPIRITS (632)           
(8-5508) [16-16-0,128]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TEXAS RED                      ARKANSAS DAVE
THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)            THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
(8-5504) [13-14-2,71]          (8-5832) [7-5-0,38]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)      30
2. THE CHOSEN (613)            30      SMITHSONIAN (245)
3. BROKEN SPIRITS (632)        29      Unchartered Team
4. SMITHSONIAN (245)           16
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (411)         0THE FURIOUS FIVE II (409)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 Z GLADIATORZ (519)       405 214 10 65.4   1/ 1 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)   10  5 2
 2/ 2 SMITHSONIAN (245)        941 550 25 63.1   2/ 3 THE CHOSEN (613)          8  5 0
 3/ 4 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)   238 193 16 55.2   3/ 2 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)       7  8 0
 4/ 6 THE CHOSEN (613)         394 373 30 51.4   4/ 7 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)      6  9 1
 5/ 7 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)       64  69  6 48.1   5/ 4 SMITHSONIAN (245)         4  4 1
 6- 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)     143 184  9 43.7   6- 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)      2  0 0
 7/ 9 OTHERWOOD (642)           40  53  2 43.0   7/ 8 OTHERWOOD (642)           1  2 0
 8/10 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)      99 132  7 42.9   8- 9 Z GLADIATORZ (519)        0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well, looks like I won my way out of this two-bit town!  On to my Immortality. I was 
one of the originals out of the OUtlaws 2, so I guess you could call me one of the 
Founders of the Feast.  I thank no one but myself.  For the curious, 11(2)-11(2)-12-
11-21-8-15(1).

Well... Bye.

                                             -- Curly Bill

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Coming up with a solid 3-2-1 outing, BROKEN SPIRITS has advanced 3 
places in the rankings.  THE CHOSEN is no joke as it posted a 3-1-0 week advancing 
from 3rd place to 2nd place.  Hey everybody, watch out for BROONY BIG GUT, who flew 
up 21 points in the rankings after mashing ARKANSAS DAVE like a melon.  Keep your eye 
on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was ARKANSAS DAVE, who dropped 
15 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with BROONY BIG GUT.  Unlike 
most arenas, CURLY BILL managed to get his challenge off against the 0-0-0 SHEWISH 
GIANT.  The crowds were amazed this turn, as SHEWISH GIANT killed the Duelmaster, 
CURLY BILL, leaving THE OUTLAWS 2 in mourning.  This incredible death has allowed, I 
might add, MALLAFAX from BROKEN SPIRITS to ascend to the throne of Duelmaster, and I 
hear DARK ARENA is not happy.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver 
this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ARKERS arena.  Did you 
hear that THE OUTLAWS 2 was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of THE OUTLAWS 2's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you who like 
math, try this one:  THE OUTLAWS 2 + Weapons That go Boom = THE CHOSEN + Avoid City.  
And who is this CHESHIRE MOON you ask, with 85 points and a 14-10-1 record.  Ooh, the 
tales I could tell!  Can any one out there say 'weasel'?  Oh well, just saying 
MALLAFAX will do.  He challenged 24 points down to trash CHESHIRE MOON.  Definition 
of petty:  MALLAFAX defeated CHESHIRE MOON, a mismatch of 24 points.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take your ally 
in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ARKERS have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it 
(boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MALLAFAX 5508                16  16  0   128       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919         18  13  3    94       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874       18  16  4    93       THE CHOSEN (613)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LICKETY-SPLIT 5909            9   1  0    89       BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
 LISA YAKVIGOR 6010           10   6  0    86       THE CHOSEN (613)
 CHESHIRE MOON 5749           14  10  1    85       OTHERWOOD (642)
-MODEL T 6024                  6   0  0    73       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-BUNKER HILL 5907              9   8  2    72       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 TEXAS RED 5504               13  14  2    71       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NIOBE 5818                    9   6  0    56       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
-ZERO 6021                     4   1  0    52       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-OTHELLO 6000                  5   1  0    49       BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-ZODIAC 5993                   9   1  0    46       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 BROONY BIG GUT 6054           5   0  0    46       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 CAMPTOWN RACES 5999          13   4  0    45       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023          7   6  1    44       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARKANSAS DAVE 5832            7   5  0    38       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-ZONE 5992                     4   1  0    37       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 PAX THE YUGE 6008             7  10  1    36       THE CHOSEN (613)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COTTON GIN 6037               4   1  1    33       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-RUSH 5996                     3   0  0    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-ALPHA 5936                    2   4  0    33       BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
 WILLIAM ANDERSON 6052         3   2  0    31       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-ZEKE 5994                     3   0  0    27       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 GERTY DUTHUG 6061             3   0  0    24       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BERTA THE INDOLENT 6051       5   1  0    22       THE CHOSEN (613)
-THISTLE MAN 5862              4   2  0    21       OTHERWOOD (642)
 TAZRAK 6035                   4   5  2    19       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 OREGON TRAIL 6053             2   2  1    18       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-TREE ANEMONE 5863             4   2  0    17       OTHERWOOD (642)
 FABIUS 6050                   2   3  0    14       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 TRISKA D. PHOBIA 6070         1   0  1    14       BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
 CLAY ALLISON 6067             1   1  0    13       THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
-WILLA THE MIST 5861           2   4  0    10       OTHERWOOD (642)
-ZOOM 6042                     1   1  0    10       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-CLOUD CHASER 5991             0   2  0     6       BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-IRONBARK 5882                 1   2  0     5       OTHERWOOD (642)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN        0  0 0                      TRISKA D. PHOBIA 6070 470  NONE
GROT DURTSKAB 6060      1  2 1 BLOODY HAND CLAN 626 OREGON TRAIL 6053     470   
CURLY BILL 5501        15 12 1 THE OUTLAWS 2 631    SHEWISH GIANT         470  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bertha The Indolent, you dolt! It is not supposed to work like that, you know. You 
need to understand better! -- Oregon Trail

Pax The Yuge -- doo dah, doo dah. --Camptown Races

William Anderson, messing with gin can get one in trouble. See what I mean? -- Cotton 
Gin

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator

T. Red -- If your arms were as long as the law, then you wouldn't be going extinct! -- 
C. Moon

5 out of 6 teams are on the move! (Chin up, Broken Spirits.) -- the bright tree canopy 
of other wood at noon

Curly Bill -- With a backup blade (or not), I GRIN you farewell!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CURLY BILL was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MALLAFAX vanquished CHESHIRE MOON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title battle.
TEXAS RED was demolished by RADTEEF WAZGRIM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
OREGON TRAIL butchered GROT DURTSKAB in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LISA YAKVIGOR overpowered VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALBUS BONERATTLER devastated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CAMPTOWN RACES bested PAX THE YUGE in a 2 minute match.
NIOBE viciously subdued MAHTHA RIBKRAKA in a 2 minute gory competition.
ARKANSAS DAVE was unbelievably bested by BROONY BIG GUT in a 4 minute melee.
TAZRAK was vanquished by WILLIAM ANDERSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BERTA THE INDOLENT defeated CLAY ALLISON in a 2 minute match.
FABIUS was unbelievably bested by GERTY DUTHUG in a exciting 3 minute novice's bout.
TRISKA D. PHOBIA murdered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       24 -   6 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  11 -  2      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        20 -  15 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  22 -  2      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  3      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  23 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  32 -  3      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 470 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919       18  13  3   94 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHESHIRE MOON 5749         14  10  1   85 OTHERWOOD (642)
AIMED BLOW       NIOBE 5818                  9   6  0   56 BROKEN SPIRITS (632)
TOTAL PARRY      BROONY BIG GUT 6054         5   0  0   46 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
WALL OF STEEL    MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023        7   6  1   44 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
LUNGING ATTACK   ARKANSAS DAVE 5832          7   5  0   38 THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TEXAS RED 5504.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ARKANSAS DAVE 5832.  The ten other most popular fighters were FABIUS 6050, PAX 
THE YUGE 6008, NIOBE 5818, RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919, CLAY ALLISON 6067, MALLAFAX 5508, 
LISA YAKVIGOR 6010, ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874, BROONY BIG GUT 6054, and WILLIAM ANDERSON 
6052.

The least popular fighter this week was TAZRAK 6035.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023, GROT DURTSKAB 6060, TEXAS RED 5504, CHESHIRE MOON 
5749, BERTA THE INDOLENT 6051, CAMPTOWN RACES 5999, OREGON TRAIL 6053, TRISKA D. 
PHOBIA 6070, GERTY DUTHUG 6061, and WILLIAM ANDERSON 6052.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MALLAFAX (8-5508) BROKEN SPIRITS (632)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CURLY BILL (8-5501) THE OUTLAWS 2 (631)