DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/17/2022    Duedate: 04/13/2022

ARKERS ARENA

DM-8    TURN-475

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BEA ZERK
TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
(8-5267) [14-3-2,151]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BEA ZERK                       BASIL HAYDEN
TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)          2133 BOURBON ST (668)
(8-5267) [14-3-2,151]          (8-6075) [4-0-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANGELA DEATH                   MOMMA CASKET
TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)          TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
(8-4310) [9-10-2,106]          (8-4311) [9-9-2,77]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)       77
2. SMITHSONIAN (245)           29      SMITHSONIAN (245)
3. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)       9      Unchartered Team
4. 2133 BOURBON ST (668)        9
5. INFOMERCIALS (659)           1      INFOMERCIALS (659)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 Z GLADIATORZ (519)       408 216 10 65.4   1/ 1 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)    9  5 1
 2/ 2 SMITHSONIAN (245)        948 556 25 63.0   2/ 3 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)     9  6 2
 3/ 3 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)   254 201 17 55.8   3/ 2 THE CHOSEN (613)          7  7 0
 4/ 4*INFOMERCIALS (659)        10   9  1 52.6   4/ 4 SMITHSONIAN (245)         4  4 0
 5/ 5 THE CHOSEN (613)         407 384 31 51.5   5/ 5*2133 BOURBON ST (668)     3  4 0
 6/ 6 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)     56  55  9 50.5   6- 6 Z GLADIATORZ (519)        1  1 0
 7- 8 OTHERWOOD (642)           42  54  2 43.8   7/10*INFOMERCIALS (659)        0  3 0
 8/10*2133 BOURBON ST (668)      4   8  0 33.3   8- 9 OTHERWOOD (642)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Greetings to all the managers and warriors of Arkers.  It is an honor to sit upon the 
throne in this great arena.  Thanks to Albus for taking my challenge.  I was a little 
wary to post it if I am being honest.  I mean, 4 kills!!  It was a hard sell, but 
Darque eventually talked me into it.  Who knows, I could get run through by some 
upstart next turn.  You never know, so it is best to go in like a berserker and hope 
you make it out. 

I'm not sure what is going to happen next turn.  I should be fighting, but I'm not 
sure WHO I will be fighting.  Looks like Cheshire Moon and Texas Red took a break, and 
I'm not sure when to expect them back.  It is what it is.  I'll fight whoever the 
Commission says to fight next turn since I can't challenge my teammate, who is the 
only active Challenger Champion at the moment.

Maybe I will get an invite next turn.  I'm not sure how those things work, but being 
immortal sounds pretty sweet.  I heard the healers at the Isle can even take away 
scars if you want.  Not sure why anyone would want to do that.  Serves as a warning 
sign to others if you ask me.  Smooth skin might make them think you're an easy mark.  
People get hurt when they assume.

                                          -- Duelmistress Bea Zerk

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ARKERS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  INFOMERCIALS like 
really fought hard to move up to 7th from 10th.  Way to go!  Cut this out and put it 
in your scrapbooks, TRIAL BY COMBAT!  'Cause they got 5-0-2 and moved up to 2nd!  MVP 
award for COTTON GIN?  SMITHSONIAN's proud of it after beating LISA YAKVIGOR and 
getting 22 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  PAX THE YUGE's match with BASIL 
HAYDEN cost him a loss of 8 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  
I think BEA ZERK should let MODEL T be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  SMITHSONIAN 
was ARKERS' most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep 
dark secret why BLOODY HAND CLAN's been avoiding SMITHSONIAN so much?  Or is it just 
that they're too scared?  Can TRIAL BY COMBAT's MOMMA CASKET be more popular than me? 
She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Like, who is this gal???  DEE NILE gets 
sent to the Dark Arena, battles SPYMASTER, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet TRIAL 
BY COMBAT manager is surprised!  BEA ZERK of TRIAL BY COMBAT wasn't planning on 
killing MODEL T, I bet.  Now she has to worry about being Bloodfeuded, and getting 
put on lists...  It was so gross when BEA ZERK of TRIAL BY COMBAT killed MODEL T.  
They should start making warriors use safer weapons, or more shields, or something... 
What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEA ZERK 5267                14   3  2   151       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGELA DEATH 4310             9  10  2   106       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-CHESHIRE MOON 5749           16  11  1    97       OTHERWOOD (642)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ALBUS BONERATTLER 5874       20  18  4    89       THE CHOSEN (613)
-RADTEEF WAZGRIM 5919         21  14  3    80       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 MOMMA CASKET 4311             9   9  2    77       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-BUNKER HILL 5907              9   8  2    72       SMITHSONIAN (245)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASIL HAYDEN 6075             4   0  0    65       2133 BOURBON ST (668)
 MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023         12   6  2    60       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BERTA THE INDOLENT 6051       9   2  0    58       THE CHOSEN (613)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZODIAC 5993                  11   1  0    53       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
 COTTON GIN 6037               6   3  1    50       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-CAMPTOWN RACES 5999          14   4  0    48       SMITHSONIAN (245)
 PAX THE YUGE 6008            10  12  1    45       THE CHOSEN (613)
 TAFF DED'EAD 6087             3   1  0    45       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 LISA YAKVIGOR 6010           11  10  0    43       THE CHOSEN (613)
 SACRILICIOUS 6011             6   5  0    43       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-ZONE 5992                     4   1  0    37       Z GLADIATORZ (519)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WEN 5910                      2   0  1    33       INFOMERCIALS (659)
 DEE NILE 6102                 1   0  1    33       TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
 BROONY BIG GUT 6054           7   3  0    28       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 XIESTRA KOR 6069              3   2  1    28       THE CHOSEN (613)
 GERTY DUTHUG 6061             6   2  0    26       BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
 SHAMWOW 5913                  2   4  0    26       INFOMERCIALS (659)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CIVIL WAR 6085                3   1  0    22       SMITHSONIAN (245)
-THISTLE MAN 5862              4   2  0    21       OTHERWOOD (642)
-FLEX TAPE 5911                3   0  0    20       INFOMERCIALS (659)
-TREE ANEMONE 5863             4   2  0    17       OTHERWOOD (642)
-SNUGGIE 5914                  2   3  0    15       INFOMERCIALS (659)
-NADS 5912                     1   2  0    15       INFOMERCIALS (659)
-WILLA THE MIST 5861           2   4  0    10       OTHERWOOD (642)
-ZOOM 6042                     1   1  0    10       Z GLADIATORZ (519)
-IRONBARK 5882                 1   2  0     5       OTHERWOOD (642)
-ZOOM ZOOM 6077                1   1  0     4       Z GLADIATORZ (519)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RABID GIT 6078          0  1 0 BLOODY HAND CLAN 626 TRISKA D. PHOBIA 6070 471  NOT REVENGED
MALSHAR 6086            0  1 0 BROKEN SPIRITS 632   XIESTRA KOR 6069      472   
SPYMASTER               0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DEE NILE 6102         475  NONE
MODEL T 6024            7  2 0 SMITHSONIAN 245      BEA ZERK 5267         475   
OREGON TRAIL 6053       2  3 1 SMITHSONIAN 245      CLAY ALLISON 6067     471  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Well, well, a comeback 2-1 to this very quiet arena. Where have all the voices gone? 
-- Curator

Sacrilicious, you forgot to saddle up, Buddy! -- Camptown Races

Shamwow, my infomercial was better than your infomercial. Phbbbbttttt! -- Civil War

Health. Humility. Honor. -- Curator

Albus -- That was quick and not deadly for either of us.  A success! -- Bea Zerk

Lisa Yakvigor -- Where do you get the yak vigor?  Is that what I was smelling during 
our fight? -- Momma Casket

Radteef Wazgrim -- Isn't "teef" a bit of a misnomer?  I only saw a "toof." -- Angela 
Death

Camptown Races -- sing this song, doo-dah! doo-dah! da, I hate your style, and wish 
you were gone, Oh doo-dah day! -- Sacrilicious

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEE NILE butchered SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BERTA THE INDOLENT was viciously subdued by MOMMA CASKET in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
PAX THE YUGE was demolished by BASIL HAYDEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SACRILICIOUS viciously subdued BROONY BIG GUT in a 2 minute gory Challenge contest.
CIVIL WAR luckily beat SHAMWOW in a 14 minute Challenge match.
BEA ZERK butchered MODEL T in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
ANGELA DEATH handily defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAHTHA RIBKRAKA viciously subdued CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 4 minute gruesome duel.
LISA YAKVIGOR was vanquished by COTTON GIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GERTY DUTHUG was vanquished by CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAFF DED'EAD overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
XIESTRA KOR overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  15 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        18 -  10 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   7 -  3      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  11 -  2      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  21 -  1      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  3      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  20 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  26 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   7 -  0       0  |

Turn 475 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BEA ZERK 5267              14   3  2  151 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
AIMED BLOW       BASIL HAYDEN 6075           4   0  0   65 2133 BOURBON ST (668)
WALL OF STEEL    MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023       12   6  2   60 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
TOTAL PARRY      BERTA THE INDOLENT 6051     9   2  0   58 THE CHOSEN (613)
SLASHING ATTACK  COTTON GIN 6037             6   3  1   50 SMITHSONIAN (245)
BASHING ATTACK   LISA YAKVIGOR 6010         11  10  0   43 THE CHOSEN (613)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANGELA DEATH 4310.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MOMMA CASKET 4311.  The ten other most popular fighters were SACRILICIOUS 
6011, BEA ZERK 5267, ANGELA DEATH 4310, TAFF DED'EAD 6087, DEE NILE 6102, BERTA THE 
INDOLENT 6051, BASIL HAYDEN 6075, BROONY BIG GUT 6054, MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023, and 
COTTON GIN 6037.

The least popular fighter this week was CIVIL WAR 6085.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SHAMWOW 5913, GERTY DUTHUG 6061, MODEL T 6024, PAX THE YUGE 6008, LISA 
YAKVIGOR 6010, XIESTRA KOR 6069, COTTON GIN 6037, MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023, BROONY BIG 
GUT 6054, and BASIL HAYDEN 6075.

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest 
petitioner.  This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.  
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
     "Name change.  I heard we can do that.  I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
     "I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly.  "The Commission has actually 
been thinking about this.  It isn't FREE, mind you!  It takes money to run our office, 
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
     "I don't care about goats!"  He made a crude suggestion about goats.
     "Or maybe chickens. Or bees--" Algernon took a quick step back at the look on the 
rough warrior's face. "Yes, a name change.  Right away, sir.  We can do that.  
Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
     "I had a talk with my manager.  He'll find the money.  I want to change my name 
to Jane Ralph.  I'm no doe!"  He thumped a fist on the counter.
     "Er, yes.  Jane Ralph.  Fill out this form, please."  He pushed the paper across 
the counter.  "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and 
can be submitted through the end of May.  With the payment.  No change without the 
goat, ah, the gold."

                                  *   *   *   *   *  

     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing 
throughout the month of May.  The cost will be $2 per name change.  All proceeds will 
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.  
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI

                                WINTER BLOODGAMES 2022

Back by popular demand, we will be hosting a new slow Bloodgames mailed arena 
beginning in late April.  We also plan our usual Bloodgames arenas at the summer Face-
to-Face.  

For those of you who always wanted the chance to manage the 
last warrior standing alive upon the arena sands, your day has come.  At the end of 
the ten turns, even though several warriors, bruised and scarred, MAY yet live, only 
one will be crowned Champion of the Bloodgames.  And in this game mere survival counts 
for little.  A great general once said, "The object of battle is not to die for your 
cause, but to make your enemy die for his."  This general would have greatly enjoyed 
the Duelmasters Bloodgames.  Here are the particulars: 

  Slow Bloodgames (DM 95):    	Turn 1 is due Weds April 27 
                                Turns process every 28 days
	                        Strategy changes allowed, bloodfeud challenges only 
          
Gameplay proceeds according to standard DM rules, except for a few notable exceptions: 

BLOODGAMES ROLLUP --  Your Bloodgames team is ten warriors, one of each fighting 
style, each warrior designed from scratch!  (All are DYOs (design your owns) with 84 
points, 3-21, as usual.) To submit your rollup, just write/type them up and send them 
in.  We'll mail or email your overviews and you can write up your strategies. 

DEATH -- As the name implies, the Bloodgames will leave the arena sands somewhat 
darker before they're over.  It's a dangerous sport intended only for the tough and 
spirited.  The Arenamaster will be less likely to intercede on behalf of a dying 
warrior.  Even at a 1 kill desire, kill attempts will occur.

REPLACEMENTS AND ROLLUPS -- There will be no replacement characters.  

CHALLENGES AND STRATEGIES -- In this turn-based bloodgames, there are no regular 
challenges, only bloodfeuds.  There will be no DA challenges in either arena.

TURN PROCESSING AND DUE DATES -- DM 95 is due April 27 and will process on a 28-day 
schedule.  

MISSED TURNS -- All warriors fight each round.  Only the dead may rest.

ERRORS -- If we make an input error, that warrior will be awarded a win and kill.  
Errors must be reported before the next turn processes.  

NEWSLETTER -- Warriors are ranked according to their number of kills.  Champions of 
Bloodgames may write a column for the newsletter at the end of the games. 

FEES -- A Bloodgames rollup costs a $10 set-up fee.  Managers may roll up more than 
one team but may run only one team in each arena.  The fee for all ten rounds is $49. 

AWARDS -- The Bloodgames last ten rounds.  Only warriors who survive to the end of 
Turn 10 will be eligible for an award.  However, a consolation award of a Bloodgames 
T-shirt will be awarded to the dead warrior with the most kills.

The living warrior with the greatest number of kills will be the Bloodgames Champion.  
Bloodgames Victor titles, 2nd and 3rd place, and Bloodgames Runner-up titles, 4th 
through 6th place, will be awarded to those living warriors with the greatest number 
of kills at the end of Turn 10, with one other important consideration:  Each of these 
six warriors must be of a different fighting style.  Win/loss records and, if 
necessary, recognition points will only be used to determine awards if there is a tie.  

A Bloodgames T-shirts will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most kills.

The Bloodgames Champion fights for free in Advanced Duelmasters, and all Champions and 
Victors earn Tournament Victor status, which allows them to challenge once per turn 
with increased priority.  These awards last for six months.  The manager of the 
Bloodgames Champion, Victors, and Runners-up will receive Bloodgames T-shirts.

AFTERMATH -- Warriors from the Bloodgames may not transfer to any other arena.  Once 
the games are over, the arena and teams will be disbanded.  The fighters have won 
their freedom and will never more be seen in the gladiatorial games.  A special bonus 
will, however, be awarded to the 1st through 3rd place warriors.  Lady Sheila 
Greywand, of the Isle of the Eye, has consented to allow the top three gladiators in 
each Bloodgames admission to the Advanced Duelmasters games.  Any special training 
required to qualify those three warriors for Advanced Duelmasters combat will be 
conducted before transfer into ADM.  Astute managers will note that this means that 
three warriors that are designed from scratch will survive the Bloodgames, win one of 
the top three places, and go on to immortal glory!  One of those warriors could be 
yours!

         The challenge is yours to take.  The final plans are yours to make.  
          When the dust settles, remember:  To the victor goes the spoils!