DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/03/2023 Duedate: 08/30/2023
ARKERS ARENA
DM-8 TURN-493
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
STANDING ROOM ONLY
BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
(8-5282) [18-12-0,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
STANDING ROOM ONLY HAEDUS
BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604) AURIGA (673)
(8-5282) [18-12-0,118] (8-6139) [1-2-0,19]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LUXOR ROMULUS
TEN TON TOGAS (536) TEN TON TOGAS (536)
(8-4619) [11-12-0,91] (8-4616) [10-6-1,50]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FIGHTING IRISH (648)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LADIES IN WAITING (115) 30
2. BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 25 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
3. BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604) 16 Unchartered Team
4. TEN TON TOGAS (536) 14
5. AURIGA (673) 9 AURIGA (673)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 288 233 22 55.3 1/ 1 FIGHTING IRISH (648) 9 6 0
2- 1 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 96 78 11 55.2 2/ 6 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626) 7 4 0
3/ 3 TEN TON TOGAS (536) 127 109 10 53.8 3/ 2 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 6 2 0
4/ 4 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 379 328 19 53.6 4/ 4 TEN TON TOGAS (536) 4 8 0
5/ 5 FIGHTING IRISH (648) 56 54 1 50.9 5/ 5 ASSASSIN NATION (377) 3 1 0
6/ 0 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604) 65 66 2 49.6 6- 3 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512) 3 1 0
7/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (411) 153 196 10 43.8 7/ 7 BOOK OF THOMAS (411) 2 5 0
8/ 7 ASSASSIN NATION (377) 41 63 5 39.4 8/ 0*AURIGA (673) 1 0 0
9- 8*ARCANE VOLBEAT (664) 7 12 0 36.8 9/ 0 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604) 1 0 0
10/ 0*AURIGA (673) 1 2 0 33.3 10- 8*ARCANE VOLBEAT (664) 1 1 0
11/ 9*15 MINUTES OF FAME (672) 1 4 0 20.0 11/ 9*15 MINUTES OF FAME (672) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Oi! It iz me, Broony Big Gut. Sexy orc an' duelin' masta. Sorry for da abscense. 'Da
rest uv 'da clan was out on vacation. I was on da isle learn'n secret fight'n'
techniquez from Gutsag. 'Da only memba left ere was Posh. 'E sayz 'e enjoyed 'da
silence. 'E was able ta read his fancy books an' drink 'dat disgust'n drink 'e loves.
'E kalls it Earl Grey. Dat iz weird 'cuz it isn't grey at all!
I'm not surprised dat I smashed Luxor. Wot a name! 'E sounds like a laxative. Eat a
wheel uv cheese? Yer need to take sum Luxor. Da name dat makes me laugh most iz
Lickity Split. 'E sounds like ice kream. I'd love some ice kream right now. Ice
kream... ***begins to drool***
Where wuz I? Oh yeah! I guess I have ta kome back an' defend 'da title against wun uv
ya guyz. But will it be Dee Nile or Lickity-Split? Da way fings are set up ere, I'll
probably fight Alembic or Miss Bea Haved. Miss Bea Haved... 'Dat naked freak still
gives me goose bumps. 'Oo walks out stark naked an fightz! Hey? Ma mama orc told me
not ta let da boyz see all uv ma goodiez. So kova up! Oi! Miss Bea Haved! Where are
yer jokes about ma "extra padd'n" 'n 'da stomach' now? I'm 'da duelin' masta an yer
not!!! Hur hur hur!
-- Broony Big Gut
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive
observation?) as BLOODY HAND CLAN can attest... LADIES IN WAITING had cause to
celebrate, after MISS APPROPRIATE got 16 points by beating ALEMBIC. Win some, lose
some. Speaking of which, MISS APPROPRIATE was winsome, after beating ALEMBIC and
seeing him lose 16 points. What can be a greater victory? STANDING ROOM ONLY has
taken his place as the top, as ARKERS' new Duelmaster. Word has it one team in
ARKERS is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
So much to report, so little time! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the
lion, so did the "warriors" in ARKERS avoid FIGHTING IRISH. As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of BLOODY HAND CLAN, so did that sorry team shy from
FIGHTING IRISH Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral
hygiene? Whatever it is, PHOTO BOMB is the most challenged warrior.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Oh hard! that to
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ARKERS? On that
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STANDING ROOM ONLY 5282 18 12 0 118 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEE NILE 6102 10 5 2 119 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-LICKETY-SPLIT 5909 11 2 0 108 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-CORRECT CHANGE 5720 12 7 0 91 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
LUXOR 4619 11 12 0 91 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISS APPROPRIATE 6012 10 10 1 86 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
BROONY BIG GUT 6054 19 5 0 85 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023 16 12 3 73 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-MISS BEA HAVED 5897 7 5 0 69 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALEMBIC 5766 10 13 0 66 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALPHA 5936 6 7 1 65 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
MISS DIRECTION 6019 8 9 0 61 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
-RUSH 5996 5 1 0 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
FELDSPAR 5760 13 10 0 58 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MISS OURIE 6049 3 3 0 52 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
ROMULUS 4616 10 6 1 50 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
ASPHYXIATE 4995 5 3 0 50 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
-LOLA MONTEZ 6018 4 1 0 48 ARCANE VOLBEAT (664)
-BREAK DOWN 5618 10 9 0 45 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
DEIDRE 5762 10 8 0 39 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
OTHELLO 6000 7 6 0 38 BOOK OF THOMAS (411)
-WORKER STRIKE 5751 4 2 0 38 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
-OVERANXIUS 6133 3 2 2 38 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
HOSTILITY 4908 6 4 0 36 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
SKAB GUTHACKA 6122 6 3 0 34 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POSH GIT 6119 4 6 0 32 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
-THE BARONESS 6142 4 2 0 32 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-GORE-TICIA 6131 6 3 0 31 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
DONN 5761 6 8 1 27 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOKA 6155 5 1 0 23 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
JUDIF NOSEBLITZA 6149 3 1 0 22 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
COURTINGDISASTUS 6132 5 6 0 21 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
HAEDUS 6139 1 2 0 19 AURIGA (673)
PHOTO BOMB 6124 1 4 0 17 15 MINUTES OF FAME (672)
-MISS STIFF EYE 6159 2 2 1 14 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
-MARIE LAVEAU 6156 1 0 0 13 ARCANE VOLBEAT (664)
-BLACK BART 6157 1 1 0 8 ARCANE VOLBEAT (664)
-DOC HOLLIDAY 6017 1 3 0 6 ARCANE VOLBEAT (664)
NEFARIUS PURPUS 6151 1 3 0 6 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
-FAIRY PAINFUL 6153 1 3 0 6 TRIAL BY COMBAT (512)
-CLOUD 9 6148 0 1 0 1 ARCANE VOLBEAT (664)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHINO 6144 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 411 MISS STIFF EYE 6159 490
HARLOT O'SCARA 6130 3 3 0 TRIAL BY COMBAT 512 ALPHA 5936 490
PERSONAL ADS
Alembic -- Ya are a lucky git. -- Matha Ribkraka
Luxor -- Ya need a betta blacksmith. -- Broony Big Gut
Hostility -- Too bad yer didn't b&ave skill behind 'dat win. --Posh Git
Feldspar -- Ya win again. Jus let me 'ave wun gud hit. -- Skab Guthacka
Shiftyeyed Volunteered -- Yer should shift yer eyes onto da fight. -- Judif Noseblitza
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MISS APPROPRIATE devastated ALEMBIC in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOSTILITY was viciously subdued by ROMULUS in a 10 minute Challenge battle.
MISS DIRECTION overpowered DEIDRE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
SKAB GUTHACKA bested DONN in a 1 minute gory Challenge fight.
COURTINGDISASTUS was demolished by POSH GIT in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
JUDIF NOSEBLITZA defeated PHOTO BOMB in a exciting 1 minute Challenge struggle.
BROONY BIG GUT was devastated by STANDING ROOM ONLY in a 2 minute Title competition.
LUXOR won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 3 minute duel.
ALPHA lost to MAHTHA RIBKRAKA in a 3 minute fight.
ASPHYXIATE unbelievably bested OTHELLO in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
FELDSPAR savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice melee.
HAEDUS devastated NEFARIUS PURPUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
POOKA demolished POLITE BEGGAR in a tiring 4 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 16 - 3 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 11 - 0 66 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 15 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 33 - 3 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 22 - 1 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 22 - 0 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
Turn 493 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW STANDING ROOM ONLY 5282 18 12 0 118 BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)
TOTAL PARRY BROONY BIG GUT 6054 19 5 0 85 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
WALL OF STEEL MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023 16 12 3 73 BLOODY HAND CLAN (626)
LUNGING ATTACK FELDSPAR 5760 13 10 0 58 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
PARRY-STRIKE ROMULUS 4616 10 6 1 50 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
BASHING ATTACK DEIDRE 5762 10 8 0 39 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LUXOR 4619. The most popular warrior this turn was
ROMULUS 4616. The ten other most popular fighters were OTHELLO 6000, LUXOR 4619,
POSH GIT 6119, ALPHA 5936, STANDING ROOM ONLY 5282, FELDSPAR 5760, DEIDRE 5762, JUDIF
NOSEBLITZA 6149, ASPHYXIATE 4995, and MISS DIRECTION 6019.
The least popular fighter this week was POOKA 6155. The other ten least popular
fighters were NEFARIUS PURPUS 6151, HOSTILITY 4908, ALEMBIC 5766, BROONY BIG GUT
6054, PHOTO BOMB 6124, COURTINGDISASTUS 6132, SKAB GUTHACKA 6122, MISS APPROPRIATE
6012, HAEDUS 6139, and MAHTHA RIBKRAKA 6023.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
STANDING ROOM ONLY (8-5282) BB PUBLIC TRANSIT (604)