DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/16/2025 Duedate: 02/12/2025
ARKERS ARENA
DM 8 TURN 512
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MISS DIRECTION
LADIES IN WAITING (115)
(8-6019) [16-13-0,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MISS DIRECTION THE PARSON
LADIES IN WAITING (115) CANTERBURY TALES (586)
(8-6019) [16-13-0,115] (8-5061) [5-0-0,69]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
DEIDRE MISS OURIE
FIGHTING IRISH (648) LADIES IN WAITING (115)
(8-5762) [19-17-0,93] (8-6049) [4-7-0,56]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ASSASSIN NATION (377)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FIGHTING IRISH (648) 23
2. ASSASSIN NATION (377) 23 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
3. YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678) 16 Unchartered Team
4. FAR TRAVELERS (675) 16
5. LADIES IN WAITING (115) 11 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678) 1 0 1 100. 1/ 2 ASSASSIN NATION (377) 8 2 0
2/ 1*FAR TRAVELERS (675) 19 10 0 65.5 2/ 1 FIGHTING IRISH (648) 8 6 0
3/ 5*CANTERBURY TALES (586) 6 5 1 54.5 3/ 3 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 4 3 0
4/ 3 LADIES IN WAITING (115) 397 340 20 53.9 4/ 6*CANTERBURY TALES (586) 3 1 0
5/ 4 FIGHTING IRISH (648) 107 92 3 53.8 5/ 5*FAR TRAVELERS (675) 3 3 0
6/ 7 ASSASSIN NATION (377) 54 66 5 45.0 6/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 2 10 0
7/ 9 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546) 246 449 7 35.4 7/ 0*YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678) 1 0 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in ARKERS! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... Like, FIGHTING IRISH had to be
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by ASSASSIN NATION! Way to go
ASSASSIN NATION! Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, ASSASSIN NATION!
'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 1st! MVP award for TICOTIN? FAR TRAVELERS'
proud of her after beating POTTER SANDS and getting 17 points. Talk about yer major
upsets! CHAS' match with THE PARSON cost him a loss of 3 points! Like FIGHTING
IRISH's DEIDRE is sweating since she got challenged by Duelmaster MISS DIRECTION!
This Duelmaster is like something else! MISS DIRECTION stopped DEIDRE dead in hers
tracks! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. LADIES IN
WAITING was ARKERS' most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What
kind of warriors are ASSASSIN NATION? LADIES IN WAITING, an easy team to beat if I
ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is BERTIE popular, or
what? He was challenged the most in all of ARKERS! He's got a 3-13-0, is that good?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. ARKERS is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISS DIRECTION 6019 16 13 0 115 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEIDRE 5762 19 17 0 93 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
FELDSPAR 5760 21 20 0 92 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOKA 6155 20 4 0 78 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
ASPHYXIATE 4995 9 3 0 72 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
THE PARSON 5061 5 0 0 69 CANTERBURY TALES (586)
DONN 5761 16 16 2 68 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
HOSTILITY 4908 11 4 0 68 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TICOTIN 6178 4 1 0 64 FAR TRAVELERS (675)
DRESDEN 6176 6 2 0 62 FAR TRAVELERS (675)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISS OURIE 6049 4 7 0 56 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
POTTER SANDS 5448 10 25 0 55 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
CHAS 6166 8 8 0 37 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOKYO ROSE 6180 4 2 0 32 FAR TRAVELERS (675)
TUMULT 6163 2 0 0 28 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BERTIE 6165 3 13 0 22 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
-MISS STIFF EYE 6159 4 4 1 21 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
SUFFOCATE 6134 2 1 0 19 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
MICROAGGRESSION 6216 1 0 1 16 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678)
BETHANE 6187 2 6 0 12 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)
MISS FORTUNE 6189 2 0 0 10 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
CAILLEACH 6218 0 1 0 1 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DOOM & GLOOM 6150 0 2 0 ASSASSIN NATION 377 MICROAGGRESSION 6216 512
GORE-TICIA 6131 6 4 0 TRIAL BY COMBAT 512 TOE JAM 6080 509
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MISS DIRECTION bested DEIDRE in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
MISS OURIE was unbelievably bested by HOSTILITY in a 7 minute Challenge battle.
SUFFOCATE outlasted BETHANE in a 8 minute Challenge duel.
TUMULT devastated BERTIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
POOKA outlasted VETERAN MERCENARY in a 7 minute match.
FELDSPAR devastated M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
ASPHYXIATE unbelievably bested DRESDEN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
THE PARSON handily defeated CHAS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DONN vanquished TOKYO ROSE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
POTTER SANDS was vanquished by TICOTIN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
DOOM & GLOOM was slain by MICROAGGRESSION in a 1 minute match.
MISS FORTUNE slimly won victory over CAILLEACH in a 2 minute brutal novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 4 - 0 81 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 21 - 11 - 1 66 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 10 - 2 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 16 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 24 - 1 41 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 17 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 512 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL MISS DIRECTION 6019 16 13 0 115 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
BASHING ATTACK DEIDRE 5762 19 17 0 93 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
LUNGING ATTACK FELDSPAR 5760 21 20 0 92 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
TOTAL PARRY POOKA 6155 20 4 0 78 FIGHTING IRISH (648)
SLASHING ATTACK TICOTIN 6178 4 1 0 64 FAR TRAVELERS (675)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DEIDRE 5762. The most popular warrior this turn was
MISS OURIE 6049. The ten other most popular fighters were DRESDEN 6176, TICOTIN
6178, BETHANE 6187, DEIDRE 5762, FELDSPAR 5760, MISS DIRECTION 6019, THE PARSON 5061,
MISS FORTUNE 6189, DONN 5761, and DOOM & GLOOM 6150.
The least popular fighter this week was SUFFOCATE 6134. The other ten least popular
fighters were POOKA 6155, TOKYO ROSE 6180, CHAS 6166, BERTIE 6165, HOSTILITY 4908,
CAILLEACH 6218, MICROAGGRESSION 6216, POTTER SANDS 5448, ASPHYXIATE 4995, and TUMULT
6163.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The gladiator known as Pretty in Pink Johnson came into the guildhouse in a
state of excitement that sat oddly on his large battered face. "There are goats on
the lawn outside the Commission office!"
His teammate Slinky Silver raised a languid eyebrow. "So?"
"That means a name-change coming! I can finally change my name to Pinkerton and
get some respect!"
"As badly as you fight, who will respect you?" his teammate asked.
"With a new name, I will fight better, just wait, you'll see. Because I will
respect myself!"
Slinky shook his head. "Circular reasoning won't help. You need more
managerial attention."
"If my name isn't embarrassing, I'll GET more attention.
Slinky shook his head again. "You're expecting a lot of a couple of goats that
may have been hired to manage the landscaping."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning February 15 and continuing
throughout the month of March. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds
will be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI