DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/07/2006    Duedate: 03/20/2006

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-537

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PUSS
ARENA FELINES (433)
(9-5184) [18-1-2,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PUSS                           EXPENDABLE YOUTH
ARENA FELINES (433)            KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)
(9-5184) [18-1-2,137]          (9-4200) [1-1-0,16]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PUSS                           BLUE SHREW
ARENA FELINES (433)            BLUE MOON (381)
(9-5184) [18-1-2,137]          (9-5234) [6-6-0,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MONGOLOIDS (83)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MONGOLOIDS (83)         41
2. LETTER BOMBS (436)          14      ARENA FELINES (433)
3. ARENA FELINES (433)         10      Unchartered Team
4. BLUE MOON (381)              3
5. KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)       3      KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ARENA FELINES (433)      204 117 15 63.6   1/ 3 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)      10  4 0
 2/ 2 SOLITAIRE (466)           18  15  3 54.5   2/ 1 ARENA FELINES (433)      10  5 1
 3/ 3 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)      365 344 21 51.5   3/ 2 BLUE MOON (381)           7  7 0
 4/ 0 LETTER BOMBS (436)       111 107  9 50.9   4/ 4 SOLITAIRE (466)           2  2 0
 5/ 4 BLUE MOON (381)          415 543 10 43.3   5/ 0 LETTER BOMBS (436)        1  1 0
 6/ 0*KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)     3  16  0 15.8   6/ 0*KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)    0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ZUKAL to see 
what's new.  Too bad, ARENA FELINES, but THE MONGOLOIDS was just too good to be 
stopped.  MVP award for WILYUM?  THE MONGOLOIDS' proud of him after beating ZULOR and 
getting 17 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  CAVE DWELLER's match with BOO BOO 
KITTY cost him a loss of 14 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  
I think PUSS should let ROVING DEMON be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting 
about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said ZUKAL's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at 
The Blue Boar Inn?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  ARENA FELINES was the most avoided team.  Is a 204-117-15 record 
really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are SOLITAIRE?  ARENA FELINES, an 
easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can 
BLUE MOON's TRUE BLUE be more popular than me?  She was challenged the most, but is 
that really the same?  People were asking me did ME-OUCH REALLY challenge TRUE BLUE?  
(all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, 
or anything, but TRUE BLUE wants me to write about it since she won victory over 
ME-OUCH.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ZUKAL ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (DJESEE vs. MAINE COON, 
that is.) Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUSS 5184                    18   1  2   137       ARENA FELINES (433)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAT-FU 5180                  14   2  0   100       ARENA FELINES (433)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DJESEE 4139                  13  11  0    84       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
 MAINE COON 5202               6   5  2    72       ARENA FELINES (433)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOO BOO KITTY 5247            5   1  0    66       ARENA FELINES (433)
 E. LECTER 5158                6   2  1    60       LETTER BOMBS (436)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRUE BLUE 5203                9   6  1    55       BLUE MOON (381)
 CAVE DWELLER 5085             5   2  0    45       SOLITAIRE (466)
 MRI 5069                      6   2  1    42       SOLITAIRE (466)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAHTALEE 4871                 4   1  0    29       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
 BLUE SHREW 5234               6   6  0    28       BLUE MOON (381)
 ME-OUCH 5248                  2   2  0    26       ARENA FELINES (433)
 WILYUM 4935                   2   1  0    26       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZULOR 5235                    5   7  0    22       BLUE MOON (381)
 ULTORINO 5244                 4   4  0    20       BLUE MOON (381)
-HOLY DECEPTION 4195           0   2  0    18       KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)
 EXPENDABLE YOUTH 4200         1   1  0    16       KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)
 STEEV 4936                    2   1  0    14       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
 BLOOD SUGAR BABY 4605         1   2  0    13       KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)
-VOTING BOOTH 5070             3   3  0    12       SOLITAIRE (466)
-WE TODD IT 5208               1   0  0     9       KARNHORN KARNAGE (382)
 G. STRING 5249                0   1  0     5       LETTER BOMBS (436)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
RAHB JR. 4718          8  7 0 THE MONGOLOIDS 83     MAINE COON 5202       536 JUST REV
ZANADU 4781            4  4 1 PHILANTHROPISTS 418   MAINE COON 5202       533 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cat-Fu -- This can be very useful, of course, especially against dogs, but I'm not a
dog.  So...better luck against someone else. -- Blue Haven

Me-Ouch -- I wish you HAD begged for mercy.  I'd have given it, once you were de-
clawed. -- True Blue
P.S.  I may have blue blood, but I don't like to go losing it all over the arena, so
I had to take firm steps.

Nahtalee -- That's like a almond or something, isn't it?  I like almonds.  Of course,
I like, oh, pecans, and cashews, and even peanuts BETTER, but almonds are good, too.
Except that YOU weren't. -- Blue Shrew

Wilyum -- Don't let them tell you that names are everything, because, as you can see,
they are NOT.  Sometimes names lie.  You, for instance, are not, in this case, a
conqueror, and unless you have hidden tourney fights, you were just ASKING for
trouble. -- Zulor

Steev -- You can't win every time you step on the sands.  There's an unwritten rule
about that. -- Ultorino
P.S.  Besides, it's selfish.

22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!

The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris.  Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past.  It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held.  The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557).  There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals.  Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then.  An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted.  Prizes will be awarded to the winners.

Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DJESEE bested MAINE COON in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
BOO BOO KITTY devastated CAVE DWELLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MRI handily defeated ULTORINO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ME-OUCH was devastated by TRUE BLUE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WILYUM demolished ZULOR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
PUSS vanquished ROVING DEMON in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
CAT-FU overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
E. LECTER handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
NAHTALEE slimly won victory over EXPENDABLE YOUTH in a 2 minute fight.
BLUE SHREW slimly won victory over BLOOD SUGAR BABY in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
STEEV overpowered G. STRING in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         AIMED BLOW        15 -   4 -  0      79  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  12 -  2      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  12 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  14 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 537 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PUSS 5184                  18   1  2  137 ARENA FELINES (433)
AIMED BLOW       CAT-FU 5180                14   2  0  100 ARENA FELINES (433)
LUNGING ATTACK   DJESEE 4139                13  11  0   84 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
WALL OF STEEL    TRUE BLUE 5203              9   6  1   55 BLUE MOON (381)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PUSS 5184.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BLUE SHREW 5234.  The ten other most popular fighters were MRI 5069, EXPENDABLE YOUTH 
4200, DJESEE 4139, PUSS 5184, CAT-FU 5180, E. LECTER 5158, NAHTALEE 4871, MAINE COON 
5202, BOO BOO KITTY 5247, and WILYUM 4935.

The least popular fighter this week was G. STRING 5249.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ZULOR 5235, ME-OUCH 5248, ULTORINO 5244, CAVE DWELLER 5085, TRUE BLUE 
5203, STEEV 4936, BLOOD SUGAR BABY 4605, WILYUM 4935, BOO BOO KITTY 5247, and MAINE 
COON 5202.