DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/27/2006 Duedate: 07/10/2006
ZUKAL ARENA
DM-9 TURN-545
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DJESEE
THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
(9-4139) [16-13-0,85]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
DJESEE LARRY LION
THE MONGOLOIDS (83) ZOO-GHIO (456)
(9-4139) [16-13-0,85] (9-4984) [2-2-0,14]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
FEBLES DJEREE
PHILANTHROPISTS II (446) THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
(9-4821) [11-6-0,72] (9-5261) [1-4-0,7]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PHILANTHROPISTS II (446)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MONGOLOIDS (83) 34
2. PHILANTHROPISTS II (446) 14 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
3. BLUE MOON (381) 13 Unchartered Team
4. ZOO-GHIO (456) 7
5. 70'S CHILD (479) 0 ZOO-GHIO (456)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*70'S CHILD (479) 8 3 0 72.7 1/ 1 PHILANTHROPISTS II (446) 9 2 0
2/ 2 THE MONGOLOIDS (83) 376 358 21 51.2 2/ 2 BLUE MOON (381) 4 11 1
3- 3 SOLITAIRE (466) 27 26 4 50.9 3/ 4 THE MONGOLOIDS (83) 3 2 0
4/ 0*ZOO-GHIO (456) 2 2 0 50.0 4- 3*70'S CHILD (479) 3 2 0
5/ 0*REDNECK HEAVEN (455) 1 1 0 50.0 5/ 0*ZOO-GHIO (456) 1 0 0
6/ 4 PHILANTHROPISTS II (446) 103 118 4 46.6 6- 5 SOLITAIRE (466) 0 7 0
7/ 5 BLUE MOON (381) 431 566 11 43.2 7/ 0*REDNECK HEAVEN (455) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Practice pays for STEEV, who pummelled TRUE
BLUE, to pocket 20 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and
practice more, after losing 13 points to STEEV. (Discrete enough, TRUE BLUE?) Now I
can't insult DJESEE, as he has gloriously dueled to the top. Oh great new
Duelmaster!!! (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) Word has it one team in ZUKAL is
taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Everyone is famous for fifteen
minutes, and ZULOR is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't BLUE MOON proud!
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in ZUKAL is the highlight of my life. As the seasons
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave
this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ZUKAL?
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DJESEE 4139 16 13 0 85 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CAVE DWELLER 5085 9 3 0 84 SOLITAIRE (466)
-MRI 5069 10 4 1 79 SOLITAIRE (466)
FEBLES 4821 11 6 0 72 PHILANTHROPISTS II (446)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEEV 4936 5 3 0 64 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLUE SHREW 5234 10 10 0 53 BLUE MOON (381)
-TONKA 5198 4 0 0 53 70'S CHILD (479)
NAHTALEE 4871 6 4 0 50 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
SHAMAHAMADI 5166 4 0 0 49 PHILANTHROPISTS II (446)
TRUE BLUE 5203 12 11 1 48 BLUE MOON (381)
ZULOR 5235 9 11 0 38 BLUE MOON (381)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DALTON 5209 3 1 0 33 PHILANTHROPISTS II (446)
-BOTSONO 5238 2 0 0 33 PHILANTHROPISTS II (446)
-RAT RACE 5164 2 0 0 33 PHILANTHROPISTS II (446)
WILYUM 4935 4 4 0 29 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
ULTORINO 5244 6 10 0 28 BLUE MOON (381)
BLUE BLOTTO 5262 3 4 1 25 BLUE MOON (381)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DONAHUE 5197 2 2 0 19 70'S CHILD (479)
-MATCHBOX CARS 5195 1 0 0 19 70'S CHILD (479)
LARRY LION 4984 2 2 0 14 ZOO-GHIO (456)
-TEE BALL 5196 1 0 0 13 70'S CHILD (479)
DJEREE 5261 1 4 0 7 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
JETHRO 4978 1 1 0 REDNECK HEAVEN 455 BLUE BLOTTO 5262 545
PERSONAL ADS
Febles -- Whew! That was gallant of you, looked at the right way (and I refuse to
look at it from the other direction, where it was an act of unparalleled hostility
and chauvinism). I am so glad I don't have to come up with a column. -- True Blue
P.S. And you don't have to come up with one, either, I guess.
Tonka -- Enough with the sand. Can't we get some new comments here? -- Zulor
Donahue -- I may be little, but I bite! -- Blue Shrew
Shamahamdi -- (circling to study his opponent from all sides) You're one of those
mystical philosophers, aren't you? Well, then, why aren't you living peacefully by
yourself high up in the Daggerspines somewhere? -- Ultorino
Dalton -- Well, heck. I thought if I didn't fight the same person, I didn't have to
sober. Screwed again. -- Blue Blotto
P.S. That was supposed to be "stewed again," but my typist slipped and won't change
it back.
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STEEV devastated TRUE BLUE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
WILYUM was vanquished by BLUE SHREW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SHAMAHAMADI demolished ZULOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DALTON devastated ULTORINO in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
FEBLES was subdued by DJESEE in a 2 minute master's Title competition.
NAHTALEE vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JETHRO was executed by BLUE BLOTTO in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
LARRY LION slimly won victory over DJEREE in a 2 minute melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 9 - 5 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 18 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 19 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 19 - 2 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 545 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK DJESEE 4139 16 13 0 85 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
STRIKING ATTACK STEEV 4936 5 3 0 64 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
WALL OF STEEL NAHTALEE 4871 6 4 0 50 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
AIMED BLOW SHAMAHAMADI 5166 4 0 0 49 PHILANTHROPISTS II (446)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is FEBLES 4821. The most popular warrior this turn was
DJEREE 5261. The ten other most popular fighters were SHAMAHAMADI 5166, FEBLES 4821,
DJESEE 4139, LARRY LION 4984, STEEV 4936, BLUE SHREW 5234, DALTON 5209, NAHTALEE
4871, JETHRO 4978, and BLUE BLOTTO 5262.
The least popular fighter this week was ULTORINO 5244. The other ten least popular
fighters were ZULOR 5235, WILYUM 4935, TRUE BLUE 5203, BLUE BLOTTO 5262, JETHRO 4978,
NAHTALEE 4871, DALTON 5209, BLUE SHREW 5234, STEEV 4936, and LARRY LION 4984.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
DJESEE (9-4139) THE MONGOLOIDS (83)