DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/20/2007    Duedate: 04/02/2007

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-564

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLUE BLOTTO
BLUE MOON (381)
(9-5262) [16-10-1,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STEEV                          POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MONGOLOIDS (83)            
(9-4936) [14-6-0,117]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ULTORINO                       BLUETTE
BLUE MOON (381)                BLUE MOON (381)
(9-5244) [15-20-1,81]          (9-5328) [6-3-0,34]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

70'S CHILD (479)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. 70'S CHILD (479)            26
2. BLUE MOON (381)             22      70'S CHILD (479)
3. FANGS (469)                  0      Unchartered Team
4. THE MONGOLOIDS (83)         -9
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 70'S CHILD (479)          27   9  0 75.0   1/ 4 70'S CHILD (479)          7  2 0
 2- 2*FANGS (469)               17  16  2 51.5   2/ 1 BLUE MOON (381)           7  8 0
 3/ 3 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)      402 381 21 51.3   3/ 2 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)       5  7 0
 4/ 4 BLUE MOON (381)          484 608 14 44.3   4- 3*FANGS (469)               2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     While I like the idea of being immortal and all, but to be stuck using the
morning star forever.  How can that be my favorite when I have never even touched one
of those things?  I think they should at least get some input from us warriors before
they just go and arbitrarily assign you a weapon.  Plus you try trying to finding an
outfit to go with one of those clunky things.
     Now back to last week's fight.  Blue Blotto, looks like I win the best of five.
I would say we could continue this over on the Isle, but we should work together to
defend the good name of Zukal once you get there.  That or hang out and go shopping.
     Hopefully Steev will take his place up here again after I leave.  I think he
just threw fights to stand-ins just to give other people a chance to bask in the
limelight of being a DM.  Thats just how nice a guy he is.  Plus he has the endurance
of a 30 year smoker with asthma.

See you all at the Isle,
Nahtalee

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ZUKAL to see 
what's new.  Like, BLUE MOON had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 
spot by 70'S CHILD!  Way to go 70'S CHILD!  The guys at 70'S CHILD like really pulled 
together to get a 4-0-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for DONAHUE?  70'S 
CHILD's proud of him after beating TIKO BEN and getting 9 points.  And I was just 
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome BLUE BLOTTO.  
Aren't BLUE MOON proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  FANGS was ZUKAL's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  I don't know what 70'S CHILD's been doing.  They certainly haven't 
been accepting many fights from FANGS, that's fer sher.  Can BLUE MOON's TIKO BEN be 
more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  
TONKA must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  It challenged BLU 
JON.  12 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought TONKA 
showed great skill and promise when it overcame BLU JON.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ZUKAL ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ZUKAL is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE BLOTTO 5262             16  10  1   103       BLUE MOON (381)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEEV 4936                   14   6  0   117       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ULTORINO 5244                15  20  1    81       BLUE MOON (381)
 TONKA 5198                    8   3  0    69       70'S CHILD (479)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INCISOR 5185                  5   2  0    56       FANGS (469)
 ATARI 2600 5330               5   0  0    45       70'S CHILD (479)
 BLU JON 5308                  7   9  1    43       BLUE MOON (381)
 WILYUM 4935                   8  12  0    36       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
 MATCHBOX CARS 5195            5   0  0    36       70'S CHILD (479)
 DONAHUE 5197                  4   4  0    35       70'S CHILD (479)
 BLUETTE 5328                  6   3  0    34       BLUE MOON (381)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DENTINE 5099                  5   4  1    30       FANGS (469)
-G.I. JOE 5331                 4   0  0    24       70'S CHILD (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ENAMEL 5101                   4   1  0    22       FANGS (469)
 WOW 5329                      5   4  0    19       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
 TIKO BEN 5320                 3  10  0    19       BLUE MOON (381)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CROWN 5103                    2   3  1    10       FANGS (469)
-ROOT 5102                     1   4  0     7       FANGS (469)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

G.I. Joe -- I lighten up and slow up and go less minutes, go figure.  You are the
real American Hero.  Maybe we'll try again down the road, after I get in some more
PT. -- Wow

That Venemous Concubine is one ornery wench. -- Steev

     Yep.

Tonka -- I like to tinka with the tonka toys.  (snicker)  But only briefly.  Too
boring. -- Ultorino
P.S.  Now, if you'd get one of these "gender attachments," things might be different.

Nahtalee -- Oh, GOOD woman!  I am so glad you kept the title, you can't IMAGINE.
Keep it up. -- Blue Blotto

Incisor -- You were, like, "putting the bite on me," weren't you?  That's probably
rude, and it definitely hurts. -- Bluette

Wilyum -- Um... I wouldn't want you to think I'm vain, or anything, because, really,
what have I got to be vain about?  But this was pathetic of you. -- Blu Jon

Dentine -- No, I like trident better.  Really. -- Tiko Ben

Nahtalee -- (recoiling slightly in horror)  Bent Lane? -- Blue Blotto

Wilyum -- (smirk)  Sure. -- Ultorino

Our congratulations to Nahtalee.  Enjoy the Isle, but don't drink the water. -- the
Blue Moon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TONKA devastated BLU JON in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DONAHUE demolished TIKO BEN in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
WOW was viciously subdued by BLUETTE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
NAHTALEE was overpowered by BLUE BLOTTO in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
STEEV vanquished ULTORINO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ATARI 2600 beat AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody brawl.
WILYUM was defeated by MATCHBOX CARS in a dull 5 minute gruesome melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  18 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  16 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 564 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BLUE BLOTTO 5262           16  10  1  103 BLUE MOON (381)
STRIKING ATTACK  STEEV 4936                 14   6  0  117 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
AIMED BLOW       TONKA 5198                  8   3  0   69 70'S CHILD (479)
TOTAL PARRY      MATCHBOX CARS 5195          5   0  0   36 70'S CHILD (479)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLUETTE 5328                6   3  0   34 BLUE MOON (381)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ULTORINO 5244.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BLUETTE 5328.  The ten other most popular fighters were TONKA 5198, DONAHUE 5197, 
BLUE BLOTTO 5262, STEEV 4936, ATARI 2600 5330, BLU JON 5308, TIKO BEN 5320, WOW 5329, 
ULTORINO 5244, and WILYUM 4935.

The least popular fighter this week was MATCHBOX CARS 5195.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WILYUM 4935, ULTORINO 5244, WOW 5329, TIKO BEN 5320, BLU JON 
5308, ATARI 2600 5330, STEEV 4936, BLUE BLOTTO 5262, DONAHUE 5197, and TONKA 5198.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

STEEV (9-4936) THE MONGOLOIDS (83)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NAHTALEE (9-4871) THE MONGOLOIDS (83)