DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/03/2007    Duedate: 04/16/2007

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-565

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLUE BLOTTO
BLUE MOON (381)
(9-5262) [16-11-1,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLUE BLOTTO                    POSITION IS EMPTY
BLUE MOON (381)                
(9-5262) [16-11-1,92]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ULTORINO                       BLU JON
BLUE MOON (381)                BLUE MOON (381)
(9-5244) [15-21-1,67]          (9-5308) [7-10-1,42]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MONGOLOIDS (83)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MONGOLOIDS (83)         59
2. 70'S CHILD (479)             0      THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
3. BLUE MOON (381)             -6      Unchartered Team
4. FANGS (469)                -23
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 70'S CHILD (479)          27   9  0 75.0   1/ 3 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)       8  5 0
 2/ 3 THE MONGOLOIDS (83)      407 381 21 51.6   2- 1 70'S CHILD (479)          5  1 0
 3/ 2 FANGS (469)               17  18  2 48.6   3/ 2 BLUE MOON (381)           5 10 0
 4/ 4 BLUE MOON (381)          485 612 14 44.2   4/ 4 FANGS (469)               2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     That was gracefully done, Nahtalee.  And I'm sure the confusion passed off
quickly.  It was only the disorientation of knowing, deep inside, that you do NOT
have to risk your life in the arena ever again.  You might still fight, but your life
will never again be at risk.  Ain't it great?

                                    Blue Blotto

P.S.  Shopping sounds good.

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ZUKAL!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, 70'S CHILD had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by THE MONGOLOIDS!  Way to go THE 
MONGOLOIDS!  MVP award for BLUETTE?  BLUE MOON's proud of her after beating INCISOR 
and getting 19 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  INCISOR got smashed by 
BLUETTE, and lost 15 points!  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's 
habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome STEEV.  Aren't THE MONGOLOIDS proud.  (Oh, my.) Who 
was the wiseguy that said ZUKAL's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Blue Boar 
Inn?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ZUKAL ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ZUKAL is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE BLOTTO 5262             16  11  1    92       BLUE MOON (381)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TONKA 5198                    8   3  0    69       70'S CHILD (479)
 ULTORINO 5244                15  21  1    67       BLUE MOON (381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUETTE 5328                  7   3  0    53       BLUE MOON (381)
 WILYUM 4935                   9  12  0    45       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
-ATARI 2600 5330               5   0  0    45       70'S CHILD (479)
 BLU JON 5308                  7  10  1    42       BLUE MOON (381)
 INCISOR 5185                  5   3  0    41       FANGS (469)
-MATCHBOX CARS 5195            5   0  0    36       70'S CHILD (479)
-DONAHUE 5197                  4   4  0    35       70'S CHILD (479)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOW 5329                      6   4  0    24       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
-G.I. JOE 5331                 4   0  0    24       70'S CHILD (479)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DENTINE 5099                  5   5  1    22       FANGS (469)
-ENAMEL 5101                   4   1  0    22       FANGS (469)
 TIKO BEN 5320                 3  11  0    20       BLUE MOON (381)
 TIHMUTHEE 5352                1   0  0    16       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
 KIHMBULEE 5353                1   0  0    16       THE MONGOLOIDS (83)
-CROWN 5103                    2   3  1    10       FANGS (469)
-ROOT 5102                     1   4  0     7       FANGS (469)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tonka -- I met a Tonka Being, er, Bean, once.  It was female and rather pleasantly
fragrant.  Too bad you aren't. -- Blu Jon
P.S.  Female.  Your fragrance, while not enticing, is, well, okay, it isn't.  Soy
sauce.  Pfaugh.

Donahue -- (recoiling)  No WAY am I going to get into a bathtub with you!  Gods, man,
I would only bathe in company of a woman! -- Tiko Ben

Wow -- Try harder. -- Bluette
P.S.  Or something.

Steev -- Curses. -- Ultorino

Our congratulations to Steev. -- Blue Moon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLUE BLOTTO was devastated by STEEV in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ULTORINO was vanquished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BLUETTE subdued INCISOR in a action packed 1 minute bloody fight.
BLU JON was unbelievably bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute fight.
WILYUM devastated DENTINE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
TIKO BEN was defeated by WOW in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
TIHMUTHEE bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute gruesome novice's competition.
KIHMBULEE won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   5 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   7 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  10 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  20 -  0      49  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  17 -  1      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 565 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BLUE BLOTTO 5262           16  11  1   92 BLUE MOON (381)
SLASHING ATTACK  BLUETTE 5328                7   3  0   53 BLUE MOON (381)
AIMED BLOW       INCISOR 5185                5   3  0   41 FANGS (469)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ULTORINO 5244.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BLU JON 5308.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLUETTE 5328, TIKO BEN 
5320, TIHMUTHEE 5352, KIHMBULEE 5353, WOW 5329, INCISOR 5185, WILYUM 4935, BLUE 
BLOTTO 5262, ULTORINO 5244, and DENTINE 5099.

The least popular fighter this week was DENTINE 5099.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ULTORINO 5244, BLUE BLOTTO 5262, WILYUM 4935, INCISOR 5185, WOW 5329, 
KIHMBULEE 5353, TIHMUTHEE 5352, TIKO BEN 5320, BLUETTE 5328, and BLU JON 5308.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BLUE BLOTTO (9-5262) BLUE MOON (381)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

STEEV (9-4936) THE MONGOLOIDS (83)