DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/04/2008    Duedate: 03/17/2008

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-589

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VENTRIIE
DARK WARDS (451)
(9-4987) [17-3-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BRUJAH                         SLITS THEM HAMMER
DARK WARDS (451)               ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)
(9-5000) [14-0-0,133]          (9-5369) [4-1-0,47]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLUETTE                        BLU JON
BLUE MOON (381)                BLUE MOON (381)
(9-5328) [17-17-0,92]          (9-5308) [16-25-1,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DARK WARDS (451)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARK WARDS (451)            29
2. BLUE MOON (381)             22      DARK WARDS (451)
3. CRIMSON DEATH (471)         12      Unchartered Team
4. ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)      3
                                       ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)   17   8  1 68.0   1/ 1 DARK WARDS (451)         11  2 0
 2/ 2 DARK WARDS (451)         113  59  3 65.7   2/ 2*ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)  10  5 1
 3/ 3 BLUE MOON (381)          533 680 18 43.9   3/ 3 CRIMSON DEATH (471)       8  7 0
 4/ 4 CRIMSON DEATH (471)       50  75  7 40.0   4/ 4 BLUE MOON (381)           5 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 588): VENTRIIE of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 588): SISTER Q of CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 496): DARKWIND of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 582): BET TWICE of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 584): TANOSHII of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 582): ARTEMIDORUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 580): JACK HAMMA of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 290): VAIDISAVA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 573): MURRY of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 288): COMMANDER SPUD of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 570): SHEA TANN of DEVIL ADVOCATES (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 568): THE CLAW of RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 559): TOURNEY SCUMM of BUSY, BUSYTONW (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 521): MUSHAD of EASTERN HORDE (Mr. Mojo, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 265): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 260): HANTA of DOK SIK KILLERS (Doc Sik, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 246): TRASH CAN of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 449): HAWTHORN of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 436): WEEZY DANG of THE BUNKHOUSE (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 427): LOCKENLOAD of CLAN GHOST BEARS (Bjorn, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 412): LORIN TEN KORO of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 195): BLACK EYE of BLACK & BLUE (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 384): GREEN DISEASE of INSIGNIFICANCE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 381): GARTH of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 367): NECROMANCER of MAGIC ARTISTS (Houdini, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 474): NEBUCHADNEZZAR of BLADES OF WONDER (The Sandman)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 588): DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 588): CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 496): THE TERMAGANTS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 582): GREEWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 584): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 582): FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (CaesaR, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 580): TEAM CHAOS (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 290): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 573): WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (Sporkis, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 288): LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 570): DEVIL ADVOCATETS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 568): RAVAGING LORDS (?, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 559): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 521): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 265): OF WOLF & MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 260): ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 246): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 449): BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 436): FRUIT OF THE LOOM (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 427): CLAN GHOST BEARS (Bjorn, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 412): MIGHTY DUCKS (Woody, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 195): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 384): CORPS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 381): MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 367): MAGIC ARTISTS (Houdini, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 474): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 587): NOSFERATU of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 588): SISTER Q of CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 496): SILENT HAWK of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 582): ARTEMIDORUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 572): ZERO VISIBILITY of FORCE OF NATURE (Storm Front, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 288): COMMANDER SPUD of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 559): BILDIS of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 558): GARTH THE SEAMITE of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 265): RAGGEDY ANN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                               THE BRIDE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 259): TEMPUS of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 245): ADRIANN of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 448): AARON of AVERAGE GUYS (?, mgr.)
                            MATT of AVERAGE GUYS (?, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 434): THE AVENGING SCROD of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 412): LORIN TEN KORO of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 380): DARQUE of MANAGER MUSINGS (FTF Manager, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

So I'll tell you about the so-called Lady King Nosferatu.  (Not that many of us are
interested in hearing anything more about her, but....)
     9(+1)-14(+1)-10-15-21-4-13 TP
     Bonused endurance (ended great endurance, normal damage)
     Parry Master, Attack Adex, Defense and Riposte Expert
     Favorites -- Large Shield/Very Low/Very Low
Rumor has it she is retired.  (Thank the dark gods!)
          Ventriie, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for BLEU BONET, who flew up 13 points in the 
rankings after mashing GLINDORA like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, 
some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  GORES THEM HAMMER was bested by 
MORAVIA MAUVE and drops 9 points.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but 
bloody knuckles was ZUKAL's KHALHUMS DWARF, who was turned away from the 
Duelmastership by VENTRIIE.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try 
and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ZUKAL arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad BLUE MOON?  Big bad BLUE MOON.  Big bad 
BLUE MOON.  ZUKAL's afraid of the big bad BLUE MOON.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys 
like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause DARK WARDS beats feet every 
time BLUE MOON smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just about everybody wants a 
piece of BLU JON, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  Challenging down 25 
points was BRUJAH.  Pretty soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.:  The 
only way to clean up' pins.  Definition of petty:  BRUJAH subdued BLUETTE, a mismatch 
of 25 points.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And remember, you can pick your 
friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENTRIIE 4987                17   3  0   106       DARK WARDS (451)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUJAH 5000                  14   0  0   133       DARK WARDS (451)
 GANGREL 4999                 17   4  0    93       DARK WARDS (451)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUETTE 5328                 17  17  0    92       BLUE MOON (381)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLU JON 5308                 16  25  1    86       BLUE MOON (381)
-TOREADOR 4948                17  11  2    74       DARK WARDS (451)
 TRAKE DARROWS 5357            7   7  0    72       CRIMSON DEATH (471)
 DEBARROWS 5121               11  15  0    69       CRIMSON DEATH (471)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLEU BONET 5356              11  12  2    57       BLUE MOON (381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLITS THEM HAMMER 5369        4   1  0    47       ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)
 GLINDORA 5118                 8  17  1    42       CRIMSON DEATH (471)
 MORAVIA MAUVE 5363            6   7  0    40       BLUE MOON (381)
 HURTS THEM HAMMER 5367        4   1  1    37       ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BORES THEM HAMMER 5371        5   0  0    32       ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATHOS 5366                    4   2  2    23       CRIMSON DEATH (471)
 GORES THEM HAMMER 5368        3   2  0    15       ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)
 HODUR 5379                    1   0  0    11       DARK WARDS (451)
 PORTHOS 5373                  2   1  0    10       CRIMSON DEATH (471)
 BLHU MURTHER 5372             1   4  0     7       BLUE MOON (381)
 BLESSINGS HAMMER 5370         1   4  0     7       ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OSKSI NOBLE             0  0 0                      HURTS THEM HAMME 5367 589  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bluette -- Thanks for making it so easy. -- Ventriie

Blu Jon -- Unbelievable?  There was nothing unbelievable about my victory over you.
The best gladiator won! -- Gangrel

Kung-Fu Master -- One not only has to be a master, but one has to be GOOD. -- Brujah

Ace Zukal Hammerz -- Nice team on the move point gain.  We didn't like it! -- The
Dark Wards

Ventriie -- Oh, thank the gods!  I really didn't want to do a column again.  Not that
it could be called a "column" last time, but still, the principle remains the same.
-- Bluette
P.S.  You don't expect me to do one for YOU, do you?

Trake Darrows -- Obviously, not my day.  That was well done on your part. -- Bleu
Bonet

Gangrel -- Just don't get too close to my wounds, okay?  I might never recover. --
Blu Jon

Porthos -- You're too short, and you're also sinisterly left-handed.  You may NOT
take me to the Spring Fling. -- Moravia Mauve

Hurts Them Hammer -- We would make a good pair, if we worked together instead of
against each other.  What do you say? -- Blhu Murther

Nosferatu -- You must be blanking out from the pain as I swing from your nose ring.
-- Bluette

Brujah -- That lacks sincerity. -- Karolvingar, Demon at Large

     As threatened, here is a current manager list for this arena.  Let me know if
     I've gotten anyone's name wrong! -- The Saint, keeper of lists
     ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ     Hammer     CRIMSON DEATH     ?
     BLUE MOON             Jorja      DARK WARDS        Dr. Doom

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BRUJAH devastated BLUETTE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GANGREL subdued BLU JON in a popular 3 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge melee.
VENTRIIE bested KHALHUMS DWARF in a slow 6 minute veteran's Title contest.
DEBARROWS subdued SLITS THEM HAMMER in a 3 minute mismatched competition.
TRAKE DARROWS won victory over ROVING DEMON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
BLEU BONET overpowered GLINDORA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BORES THEM HAMMER luckily beat ATHOS in a action packed 3 minute gruesome melee.
HURTS THEM HAMMER slaughtered OSKSI NOBLE in a 3 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
GORES THEM HAMMER was vanquished by MORAVIA MAUVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLESSINGS HAMMER was beaten by HODUR in a 3 minute novice's melee.
PORTHOS defeated BLHU MURTHER in a 1 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       23 -   1 -  0      96  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   8 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  16 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  15 -  3      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  10 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 589 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         4  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      VENTRIIE 4987              17   3  0  106 DARK WARDS (451)
STRIKING ATTACK  BRUJAH 5000                14   0  0  133 DARK WARDS (451)
WALL OF STEEL    GANGREL 4999               17   4  0   93 DARK WARDS (451)
SLASHING ATTACK  SLITS THEM HAMMER 5369      4   1  0   47 ACE ZUKAL HAMMERZ (498)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is BLUETTE 5328.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BLU JON 5308.  The ten other most popular fighters were ATHOS 5366, HURTS THEM 
HAMMER 5367, HODUR 5379, BRUJAH 5000, GANGREL 4999, DEBARROWS 5121, SLITS THEM HAMMER 
5369, TRAKE DARROWS 5357, BLEU BONET 5356, and MORAVIA MAUVE 5363.

The least popular fighter this week was VENTRIIE 4987.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BLHU MURTHER 5372, GORES THEM HAMMER 5368, GLINDORA 5118, BLESSINGS 
HAMMER 5370, BORES THEM HAMMER 5371, BLUETTE 5328, PORTHOS 5373, MORAVIA MAUVE 5363, 
BLEU BONET 5356, and TRAKE DARROWS 5357.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BRUJAH (9-5000) DARK WARDS (451)