DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/22/2011    Duedate: 12/05/2011

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-684

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIGHT BLOUSE
HOT STUFF (504)
(9-5425) [12-2-3,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

G-STRING                       OGRE BATTLE
HOT STUFF (504)                QUEEN (522)
(9-5560) [11-1-0,127]          (9-5608) [6-0-0,64]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BITTERMAN                      JED TARRAN DAPP
BLUE MOON (381)                BLUE MOON (381)
(9-5544) [21-19-0,93]          (9-5597) [6-6-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLUE MOON (381)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. QUEEN (522)                 38
2. HOT STUFF (504)             15      HOT STUFF (504)
3. RAGE OF ANGELS (495)        11      Unchartered Team
4. BLUE MOON (381)              0
5. BATTEL BLADES (516)         -8      RAGE OF ANGELS (495)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*RAGE OF ANGELS (495)      12   2  0 85.7   1/ 0 BLUE MOON (381)          10  5 0
 2/ 1*QUEEN (522)               12   3  0 80.0   2/ 2*QUEEN (522)               7  2 0
 3/ 2 HOT STUFF (504)           98  55 10 64.1   3/ 3 HOT STUFF (504)           5  2 2
 4/ 0*BATTEL BLADES (516)        8   6  0 57.1   4/ 0*RAGE OF ANGELS (495)      1  0 0
 5/ 0 BLUE MOON (381)          777 904 24 46.2   5/ 0*BATTEL BLADES (516)       1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 683): TIGHT BLOUSE of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 685): CRITIAS of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 601): STARFLOWER of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 679): BOWEN of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 681): BILLY JACK of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 673): KAIREEN LAMAR of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 674): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 339): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 671): BERYLLIUM BUFFER of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 337): TERROR TWIN of ALL NIGHT LONG (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 667): EMPTY BOTTLE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 664): SALORIMA TIRANSITH of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 656): RABEL of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 615): SAMUEL CLIPPER of WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 314): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 308): RACECAR of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 295): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 546): MANZA WIGGLES of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 531): POTATO BUG of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 513): BARTON DAWES of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 508): IN YOUR FACE of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 244): BBIAB of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 469): POLE CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 463): BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 455): MO J of J (Sherlock, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 572): SUPERIOR FORCES of DUPLICATE REDUNDANCY (A-sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 683): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 685): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 601): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 679): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 681): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 673): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 674): MOM'S STUFF (The Kid, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 339): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 271): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 337): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 667): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 664): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 656): REALLY? (?, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 615): WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 314): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 308): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 295): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 546): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 231): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 513): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 508): BASH BROS EVANGELIST (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 244): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 469): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 463): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 455): J (Sherlock, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 572): THE WILLBURYS 78 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 682): SHORT SKIRT of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 599): BOOZER of DA BULLS (Khisanth, mgr.)
                            SAUSAGE PARTY of DUDE RANCH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 681): BILLY JACK of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 674): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
                            BEETLE BAILEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
                            FREE PARKING of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
                (turn 673): THE GREAT GAZOO of CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 671): BERYLLIUM BUFFER of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 666): D. DAVE ELL of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
                          PETROV of ASSORTED (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 615): SAMUEL CLIPPER of WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 308): CHABAT of PAWN OF PROPHECY (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 294): NASTY NES of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 546): MANZA WIGGLES of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 530): CHIQUITA CHIWAWA of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 242): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 469): POLE CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
                  (turn 468): NIMINI TYL ZO of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 463): BALISONG of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                      (turn 462): BUBBA of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                                  NIGHTBRINGER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 454): DELNA BERIN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZUKAL.  One team deserves special mention 
'cause they moved up 0 after going 3-1-0.  Keep it up, QUEEN!  MVP award for OGRE 
BATTLE?  QUEEN's proud of him after beating KATANA and getting 25 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  KATANA's match with OGRE BATTLE cost her a loss of 21 points!  The 
Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause she's Number One!  HIGH ELF knows this.  He 
was Dark Arena Challenged by the Duelmaster.  This Duelmaster is like something else! 
TIGHT BLOUSE stopped HIGH ELF dead in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a 
real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  BLUE MOON was the most avoided team.  Is a 777-904-24 
record really that scary?  I don't know what HOT STUFF's been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from BLUE MOON, that's fer sher.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Like, who is this gal???  TIGHT BLOUSE 
gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles HIGH ELF, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet 
HOT STUFF manager is surprised!  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd 
be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  ZUKAL is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIGHT BLOUSE 5425            12   2  3   105       HOT STUFF (504)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 G-STRING 5560                11   1  0   127       HOT STUFF (504)
 BITTERMAN 5544               21  19  0    93       BLUE MOON (381)
-SILK GARTER 5536             10   8  1    91       HOT STUFF (504)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE FUNK 5589               11   7  2    66       BLUE MOON (381)
 OGRE BATTLE 5608              6   0  0    64       QUEEN (522)
 BLAMMO 5571                  15   9  0    63       BLUE MOON (381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE STREAK 5574             13   9  0    53       BLUE MOON (381)
-WICKED 5343                   7   0  0    53       RAGE OF ANGELS (495)
 KATANA 5570                   5   2  0    43       BATTEL BLADES (516)
-MADNESS 5346                  3   2  0    42       RAGE OF ANGELS (495)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIDNIGHT 5568                 3   1  0    38       BATTEL BLADES (516)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VICIOUS 5345                  2   0  0    31       RAGE OF ANGELS (495)
 JED TARRAN DAPP 5597          6   6  0    29       BLUE MOON (381)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WE WILL ROCK YOU 5605         2   0  0    19       QUEEN (522)
 BICYCLE RACE 5609             1   0  0    13       QUEEN (522)
 BO RHAP 5613                  1   1  0     7       QUEEN (522)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           TIGHT BLOUSE 5425     684  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bradly Gore -- Yeah, what about that eating sparklers bit?  I mean, I know about
elves being not human, but... sparklers? -- Jed Tarran Dapp
P.S.  Yes, okay, willful misunderstanding there.  Running back through our most
recent exchanges, I'm still not sure where the whole "sparklers" thing comes from.

Bradly Gore -- You're welcome.  I hope it works for you. -- Blue Funk
P.S.  Our manager, Jorja, spends so much time giving advice in Noblish Island that
she's got us ALL doing it.

Leviathan -- So we've got a reciprocal "ugh"-ly going on?  Okay, it adds variety. --
Jed Tarran Dapp

Bradly Gore -- I see you're still having a little trouble there.  Jorja has arranged
for you to receive a diplo with some weapon-and-stats information which may be
helpful. -- Blue Streak

Leviathan -- Experience will do that.  Win, I mean.  Not always, but oftener than you
might like, eh? -- Blammo

Ah, Karolvingar the Roving Demon.  Not a bad guy to go drinking with, if you don't
mind the whiff of sulfur. -- Bitterman

Today's Captured Orc was a bit of a joke. -- Blue Funk

The Fratsfa Slave more so. -- Jed Tarran Dapp

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TIGHT BLOUSE viciously butchered HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena Title fight.
G-STRING demolished BITTERMAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
BLUE FUNK slimly lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
KATANA was overpowered by OGRE BATTLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLAMMO devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLUE STREAK viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
JED TARRAN DAPP was luckily beaten by MIDNIGHT in a action packed 5 minute melee.
VICIOUS vanquished BO RHAP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WE WILL ROCK YOU vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BICYCLE RACE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    17 -   7 -  1      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  15 -  3      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  1      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 684 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  TIGHT BLOUSE 5425          12   2  3  105 HOT STUFF (504)
LUNGING ATTACK   G-STRING 5560              11   1  0  127 HOT STUFF (504)
BASHING ATTACK   BLUE FUNK 5589             11   7  2   66 BLUE MOON (381)
SLASHING ATTACK  OGRE BATTLE 5608            6   0  0   64 QUEEN (522)
AIMED BLOW       KATANA 5570                 5   2  0   43 BATTEL BLADES (516)
TOTAL PARRY      MIDNIGHT 5568               3   1  0   38 BATTEL BLADES (516)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BITTERMAN 5544.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JED TARRAN DAPP 5597.  The ten other most popular fighters were TIGHT BLOUSE 
5425, BLUE FUNK 5589, BLUE STREAK 5574, G-STRING 5560, MIDNIGHT 5568, VICIOUS 5345, 
OGRE BATTLE 5608, WE WILL ROCK YOU 5605, BITTERMAN 5544, and BLAMMO 5571.

The least popular fighter this week was BO RHAP 5613.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KATANA 5570, BICYCLE RACE 5609, BLAMMO 5571, BITTERMAN 5544, WE WILL 
ROCK YOU 5605, OGRE BATTLE 5608, VICIOUS 5345, MIDNIGHT 5568, G-STRING 5560, and BLUE 
STREAK 5574.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BITTERMAN (9-5544) BLUE MOON (381)