DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/13/2012    Duedate: 03/26/2012

ZUKAL ARENA

DM-9    TURN-692

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TIGHT BLOUSE
HOT STUFF (504)
(9-5425) [14-3-3,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SILK GARTER                    POSITION IS EMPTY
HOT STUFF (504)                
(9-5536) [12-9-1,106]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLUE STREAK                    NERISA TEAL
BLUE MOON (381)                BLUE MOON (381)
(9-5574) [16-14-0,64]          (9-5616) [5-2-0,36]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLUE MOON (381)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HOT STUFF (504)             28
2. QUEEN (522)                 14      QUEEN (522)
3. BLUE MOON (381)              6      Unchartered Team
4. BATTEL BLADES (516)          1
5. HOMESTAR & CO (474)          0      ANIMAL GANG (419)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 HOMESTAR & CO (474)       33   4  2 89.2   1/ 1 BLUE MOON (381)           8  7 0
 2/ 2 QUEEN (522)               24  12  0 66.7   2/ 2 HOT STUFF (504)           5  2 0
 3/ 3 HOT STUFF (504)          106  60 10 63.9   3/ 3 QUEEN (522)               4  4 0
 4/ 4 BATTEL BLADES (516)       13  13  0 50.0   4- 4 HOMESTAR & CO (474)       2  0 0
 5/ 5 BLUE MOON (381)          799 922 24 46.4   5/ 5 BATTEL BLADES (516)       1  1 0
 6/ 7 PAPERBOYS (502)            4  33  0 10.8   6/ 6 PAPERBOYS (502)           1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 691): TIGHT BLOUSE of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 693): XENOPHANES of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 617): CORKY of BLACKTHORNE (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 687): SHANK of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 689): GOLD CHARM of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 681): BOROMIR of IN MIDDLE EARTH (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 682): DONKEY HOTAY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 343): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 679): PUB O'CONNOR of CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 341): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 675): MATHEU of ASSORTED (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 672): HEADLESS NORSEMAN of HALLOWIENERS (The Dark One)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 664): MONKEY MAN of REALLY? (?, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 623): KIRVENJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 318): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): GIZMO of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 299): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 554): DOBIE FROME of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 539): EVENING STAR of SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 521): HORSE D'OEUVRE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 516): IN YOUR FACE of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
                                                        (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 248): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 477): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 471): LEAPS INTO THE AIR of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 463): CALEAM CHOWDER of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 580): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 691): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 693): BLUE NOTE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 617): HOUSE CANNITH (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 687): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 689): REALLY? (?, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 681): DUEL REALITY (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 682): GAIDINS (Noble Discord, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 343): DREW'S BOYS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 679): CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 341): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 675): COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 672): CLAN PENDRAGON (Myrddin, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 664): REALLY? (?, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 623): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 317): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 298): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 554): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 539): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 521): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 516): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 248): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 477): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 471): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 463): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 580): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark ONE, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 690): STRONG BAD of HOMESTAR & CO (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 686): STEVE of RAINBOW CONNECTION (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 680): FARMERS ALMANAC of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 678): ULPHOR of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 671): SALORIMA TIRANSITH of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 663): KELLY GALL of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 622): JEREMIAH BROADBLADE of WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): PATRY TRAP of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 311): EUREKA PRIDE of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
                               KATIE of ALL STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
                               AGARIC of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 299): PURPLE ACE of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 553): CALIS of MEN OF STEEL (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                            FORLIS HOOLER of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 476): GORBLE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                              TREEMA LORNE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 471): GREEN ROCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                      (turn 470): JANDINA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  HOT STUFF is no joke as it posted a 3-1-0 week advancing from 2nd 
place to 2nd place.  Hey everybody, watch out for WE WILL ROCK YOU, who flew up 14 
points in the rankings after mashing BLUE FUNK like a melon.  Keep your eye on this 
guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  BLUE FUNK lost to 
WE WILL ROCK YOU and drops 8 points.  Well, everybody's pal TIGHT BLOUSE moved hers 
record to 14-3-3 by defeating KATANA in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 6 
recognition points.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and 
avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that BLUE MOON was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of BLUE MOON's warriors, 
I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, 
cause PAPERBOYS beats feet every time BLUE MOON smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Its been 
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide 
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIGHT BLOUSE 5425            14   3  3   104       HOT STUFF (504)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILK GARTER 5536             12   9  1   106       HOT STUFF (504)
 G-STRING 5560                12   2  0    98       HOT STUFF (504)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WE WILL ROCK YOU 5605         7   2  0    80       QUEEN (522)
 BLAMMO 5571                  18  14  0    77       BLUE MOON (381)
 KATANA 5570                   7   4  0    73       BATTEL BLADES (516)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE STREAK 5574             16  14  0    64       BLUE MOON (381)
 JED TARRAN DAPP 5597         12   8  0    60       BLUE MOON (381)
 BLUE FUNK 5589               15  11  2    58       BLUE MOON (381)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THROUGH THE WINDOW 5398       4  33  0    53       PAPERBOYS (502)
 MIDNIGHT 5568                 6   2  0    48       BATTEL BLADES (516)
-TROGDOR 5142                  3   1  0    44       HOMESTAR & CO (474)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NERISA TEAL 5616              5   2  0    36       BLUE MOON (381)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BICYCLE RACE 5609             3   0  0    33       QUEEN (522)
 PINK PANTIES 5615             3   1  0    32       HOT STUFF (504)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BO RHAP 5613                  4   5  0    18       QUEEN (522)
-COACH Z 5141                  1   1  1    10       HOMESTAR & CO (474)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Silk Garter -- You didn't have to be SAVAGE; I only wanted to TOUCH it!  Um, well,
okay, then I might've tried to get hold of it, but still, I might NOT have tried
that, too.  You shoulda given me a chance. -- Blammo

Through the Window -- I considered persuading the stewards to bring out a window, so
I could throw you through it, but... too much trouble to get the broken glass out of
the sand, you know?  Maybe some other time. -- Blue Funk

We Will Rock You -- I didn't have time to bring out the rocking chair, or I'd've let
you.  As it is, ouch. -- Blue Streak

Ambitious Guard?  Bah. -- Jed Tarran Dapp

Bo Rhap -- Better than Bo Peep, I guess. -- Nerisa Teal

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THROUGH THE WINDOW was viciously subdued by BLUE STREAK in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TIGHT BLOUSE handily defeated KATANA in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
SILK GARTER vanquished BLAMMO in a 3 minute mismatched brawl.
G-STRING overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLUE FUNK was devastated by WE WILL ROCK YOU in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MIDNIGHT luckily beat PINK PANTIES in a 3 minute veteran vs. amateur struggle.
JED TARRAN DAPP handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute uneven melee.
NERISA TEAL won victory over BO RHAP in a action packed 4 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  13 -  2      66  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 692 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  TIGHT BLOUSE 5425          14   3  3  104 HOT STUFF (504)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SILK GARTER 5536           12   9  1  106 HOT STUFF (504)
LUNGING ATTACK   G-STRING 5560              12   2  0   98 HOT STUFF (504)
BASHING ATTACK   BLAMMO 5571                18  14  0   77 BLUE MOON (381)
AIMED BLOW       KATANA 5570                 7   4  0   73 BATTEL BLADES (516)
TOTAL PARRY      MIDNIGHT 5568               6   2  0   48 BATTEL BLADES (516)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLUE STREAK 5574.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NERISA TEAL 5616.  The ten other most popular fighters were PINK PANTIES 
5615, JED TARRAN DAPP 5597, BLUE STREAK 5574, SILK GARTER 5536, BLAMMO 5571, WE WILL 
ROCK YOU 5605, TIGHT BLOUSE 5425, G-STRING 5560, MIDNIGHT 5568, and BO RHAP 5613.

The least popular fighter this week was BLUE FUNK 5589.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KATANA 5570, THROUGH THE WINDOW 5398, BO RHAP 5613, MIDNIGHT 5568, 
G-STRING 5560, TIGHT BLOUSE 5425, WE WILL ROCK YOU 5605, BLAMMO 5571, SILK GARTER 
5536, and BLUE STREAK 5574.